Tuesday, June 12, 2012

And the winner is.....

So who do we have? I have team Wade winning in 6. He is going to make people remember that he plays too and that he is pretty good. James Harden's beard will get some good press time too. Durant and Bron will do what they do, but it will come down to Wade showing people that Miami is his team.

I have the field for the US Open. Name any 4 players you want, I'll take the field. Tiger has a 45% chance of missing the cut. Phil's mitts have a chance to knock a ball in the hole. Woody will do well, is there a guy named Woody? James and Steve have good shots.

I suspect the Rich Franklin fight will end with Rich Franklin KOed. He is old. Sorry dude, don't read this and get mad, but you have lots of fights under your belt, but Anderson Silva done beat you into retirement a little faster than you wanted to go. He cracked that dome.

One of my least favorite days is when I wake up and see that damn tampon wrapper in the trash can. I forgot this was the week. I see that thing and now I know no action for like 5 days. My only hope is that we are a day into it and I didn't notice the wrapper yesterday.

By the by, got a piece of furniture delivered yesterday. My window was 12-4pm....they showed up at 6:30pm. I hate delivery companies.

I need to go to work.

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Beth said...

"I see that thing and now I know no action for like 5 days."

Just curious (and I realize this may be TMI, but then again this is LOV), is it you, your wife or both who are against period sex?

Beth said...

Oh and in case cmtem is telling you otherwise, it IS possible to give a blowjob with a tampon in...

(See, this is why you guys need me here, to clear these things up for you.)

Beth said...

Kod, thought you might appreciate this comic.

Aitch said...

I love Beth

Aitch said...

Meiz, most companies I have worked for have a rule against applying for another position internally until you've been in your current position for a certain amount if time. I'd look into that before trying to apply. But, I agree with Keith, it is kind of bad form to apply for another position so soon after being hired.

Aitch said...

I love people watching in the city on a nice day. Women dress very nicely.

Mize said...

"Oh and in case cmtem is telling you otherwise, it IS possible to give a blowjob with a tampon in..."


IMPOSSIBLE!

Aitch said...

Summit III in the Atl. Who's in??

Aitch said...

Not me!!

/Beth

El Padrino said...

aitch creepin

El Padrino said...

no period sex on heavy flow days for el pad

executive decision

after day 2 we are good to go

Beth said...

"IMPOSSIBLE!"

Well then just take yours out before you give one then Mize.

Beth said...

"aitch creepin"

Ahhhh the irony...

ToddPacker said...

not a good start to vacation... just got in a fight with cmtp. hopefully there is a couch in the hotel

El Padrino said...

where you going player

El Padrino said...

women are retarded

Mize said...

"not a good start to vacation... just got in a fight with cmtp. hopefully there is a couch in the hotel"


Don't get married, kids.

Mize said...

I feel like I might need a trucker name.

Mize said...

"where you going player"


Awesome.

Blue said...

agree with ELP after day 2, no problemo

tem said...

" is it you, your wife or both who are against period sex?"

both

tem said...

"Oh and in case cmtem is telling you otherwise, it IS possible to give a blowjob with a tampon in..."

yes, but apparently it is not possible with a wedding ring on.

tem said...

"I agree with Keith, it is kind of bad form to apply for another position so soon after being hired."


very bad form. but people do it all the time and karma never seems to bite them in the ass.

Keef said...

where you going player



Jesus

El Padrino said...

hahahahahhahahaa

tem is funny

Blue said...

"yes, but apparently it is not possible with a wedding ring on."

i just heard that after marriage your dick tastes different all of a sudden...kind of bitter instead of sweet

Mize said...

Maybe that will be my sales pitch to the wimminz. Sweet, unmarried dick! Come and get it!

Aitch said...

What was the fight with cmtp about?

tem said...

the best pickup line it to go up to a chick and tell her "hey baby, what about you, you're my third choice"

tem said...

bender the robot taught us that

El Padrino said...

mind your neck aitch

El Padrino said...

i bartend now

pretty suite gig

El Padrino said...

i hope blue is proud

Aitch said...

Mind my neck?

Blue said...

yes, your neck

Blue said...

talking about what you're fighting about is for facebook

Blue said...

jug is buying a house today

El Padrino said...

congrats jug

ToddPacker said...

for ep: going to seattle for a few days then a cruise to Vancouver and Alaska

El Padrino said...

thank you tp

have a good time

El Padrino said...

cruises are quite popular amongst the LOV ites

ToddPacker said...

"What was the fight with cmtp about?"

cmtp is getting all worked up about traveling. passports, schedule and packing. I simply told her that is ceases to be a vacation when you start treating it like a job. shit didn't go over well and somehow I'm the bad guy for not helping enough. so then I get pissed and say remind me again who's paying for this trip.

ToddPacker said...

"cruises are quite popular amongst the LOV ites"

yeah, I'm not a huge fan, but we usually have fun. this will be our 3rd cruise

Blue said...

you have to cruise Alaska, it's pointless to go to some crappy city

ToddPacker said...

I'm mostly excited about the mariners game Thursday night

El Padrino said...

"so then I get pissed and say remind me again who's paying for this trip."


oh no you didnt

ToddPacker said...

"oh no you didnt"

rookie mistake

El Padrino said...

what is the deal with bath salts in miami

jesus

Blue said...

they get you high

El Padrino said...

yeah they do

real high

tem said...

how high?

Blue said...

real high

Aitch said...

I've never heard the phrase "mind your neck." Does it mean mind your business? NS

El Padrino said...

how high
so high that i could touch the sky
how sick
so sick that you can suck
my diiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccckkkkkkk

tem said...

yes, mind your neck means mind your business.

Keef said...

Vancouver is suite, TP. Best place I've been to not named Vegas

Keef said...

This mind your neck business has aitch shook

tem said...

it sounds threatening.

tem said...

i would like to do an alaskan cruise someday.

tem said...

"rookie mistake"

^^

El Padrino said...

SHOOK

Keef said...

Tornado colors vary because they take on the color of picked up debris.

Beth said...

"you have to cruise Alaska, it's pointless to go to some crappy city"

A few years ago my friend and I went to Alaska without doing a cruise. We loved it and got to see a lot of things we would've otherwise missed. Probably my favorite vacation of all time.

Keef said...

yeah, I'm not a huge fan, but we usually have fun. this will be our 3rd cruise




Huge fan. Got it.

Keef said...

I want to do the alaskan cruise thing

tem said...

my buddy did some drive up some alaskan road thing. he loved it.

Keef said...

Into the wild?

tem said...

said he met two chicks from Georgia and they partied like it was the 2nd day of their periods.

Beth said...

"said he met two chicks from Georgia and they partied like it was the 2nd day of their periods."

Shows how much you know, it was the 3rd day.

ToddPacker said...

"Huge fan. Got it."

huge as. got it

tem said...

shows how much he knows. i am just the messenger.

tem said...

"Into the wild?"

no idear what that means.

he started in southern alaska. took some highway to northern alaska stopping at hotels on the way. apparently there are lots of things to do and see along the way.

then he took a helicopter or something to another part of alaska, then drove to the northern most point of alaska.

Keef said...

huge as. got it




der

Aitch said...

"SHOOK"

Cuz ain't no such thing as halfway crooks...

Beth said...

"Into the wild?"

"no idear what that means"


Into the Wild is a great book (and decent movie) about a kid who hiked into Alaska on his own and died there. Fascinating stuff. Your reader would enjoy reading it to you I bet.

El Padrino said...

fucking books

El Padrino said...

been trying to read more just can't get into it - doesnt hold my attention enough

Aitch said...

Thanks for spoiling the book, Beth!

Blue said...

"been trying to read more just can't get into it - doesnt hold my attention enough"

try 50 shades of grey

Mize said...

"so then I get pissed and say remind me again who's paying for this trip."


Packer is my hero.

Keef said...

Into the Wild guy is from Atlanta too.

Keef said...

No, wait, he just went to collitch* there

Blue said...

where them snooki pics at?

tem said...

"about a kid who hiked into Alaska on his own and died there"


dumb kid.

El Padrino said...

Into the Wild guy is from The Girl Next Door.

*ficced

Blue said...

into the wild has a suite soundtrack

Aitch said...

And Alpha Dog

El Padrino said...

eddie vedder won an oscar with that movie into the wild

Beth said...

"into the wild has a suite soundtrack"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

So now csil is riding in our car up to Utar*. Apparently even her parents didn't want to be in the car with her.

Aitch said...

Ouch dude. Have fun with that. How long is the drive?

Keef said...

7 hours

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Aitch said...

And how long before she starts complaining? An hour or two?

El Padrino said...

"So now csil is riding in our car up to Utar*."

hahahahaha

FACE!

Blue said...

does she have to ride bitch?

Blue said...

this sandusky shit is disgusting again.

Keef said...

And how long before she starts complaining? An hour or two?



She will spend the whole trip talking about how she's going to marry this dude and calling herself Mrs. Soberdude, and telling bgas. that she's going to have a new uncle.

Spaceman Spiff said...

how does she fit, where's the baby gonna be

did you trade baby for csil for the trip, what did you get for reward?

Keef said...

does she have to ride bitch?



Car seat will be in the middle, so csil & bilok will be on either side of it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh hsil and guy are out

Blue said...

and i know they're just doing their jobs...but it's shit like this that makes me wonder how a defense lawyer can sleep at night

El Padrino said...

so no reward

Keef said...

oh hsil and guy are out



Yeah her dude wanted to drive and so their parents wanted to ride with them

El Padrino said...

"but it's shit like this that makes me wonder how a defense lawyer can sleep at night"

devils advocate

Keef said...

"but it's shit like this that makes me wonder how a defense lawyer can sleep at night"



straight cash homie

ToddPacker said...

did I mention I'm traveling with my inlaws..... it's awesome (huge S)

Keef said...

did I mention I'm traveling with my inlaws


HA

El Padrino said...

some vacation

Spaceman Spiff said...

still alive huh

ToddPacker said...

mize, I land in Milwaukee at 3:30.... how far is cisco from he airport?

Aitch said...

"but it's shit like this that makes me wonder how a defense lawyer can sleep at night"

On a big pile of money with lots of beautiful ladies...

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Lawyers for Floyd Mayweather Jr. say the undefeated champion boxer may never fight again if he's not released from the Las Vegas jail he entered earlier this month.

Mayweather's lawyers filed an emergency motion Monday asking that he serve the remainder of his three-month jail sentence in house arrest.

Lawyer Richard Wright says Mayweather's health is deteriorating by being confined to his cell 23 hours a day and restricted from working out. Jailers are keeping him from the general inmate population because of his celebrity status.

The motion says the boxer's doctor believes the conditions could do irreversible damage to Mayweather's physique."

ToddPacker said...

filtp just tried to give me a handful of change to tip the baggage guy.... told him don't worry I got it

Keef said...

still alive huh



Probably his great-grandchildren in-laws

El Padrino said...

actually a valid point

however he should of thought of that before smacking his broad around

El Padrino said...

connecting flights blow

Aitch said...

" however he should of thought of that before smacking his broad around"

This ^

Aitch said...

Unless she raised up!

/Meiz

Keef said...

however he should of thought of that


Knows English

Spaceman Spiff said...

trout has been redonk

Mize said...

"mize, I land in Milwaukee at 3:30.... how far is cisco from he airport?"

Pretty far. Also, construction.

Blue said...

yeah, trout destroyed the rockies


him and hunter

Blue said...

"Also, construction"

knows english

Aitch said...

" knows english"

Knows English

El Padrino said...

should have

KNOWS ENGLISH #WORK

El Padrino said...

harper >>> trout

El Padrino said...

DA HOPPAH

Keef said...

Zoeas, LP? Nice cheating

El Padrino said...

crab larvae

8th grade marine biology

get your weight up son

ToddPacker said...

8th grade marine biology in my dentist office

*fixed

Keef said...

you're stupid

Keef said...

get your weight up son


Done

/H

El Padrino said...

"get your weight up son"

i've never heard that before
does this mean to try and do better? ns

/aitch

Keef said...

You can't remember what was said 2 hours ago. So I know you can't remember what happened in 8th grade

Keef said...

So, stop cheating

El Padrino said...

"you're stupid"

dead ass it was my favorite subject

funny semi-related story
on an 8th grade trip to aquarium i went to third base (fingering not oral) with this girl in the dark part where all the cool creatures are with all the black lights and shit

like small seahorses and shit

El Padrino said...

"You can't remember what was said 2 hours ago."

look/read scenario

El Padrino said...

"So, stop cheating"

haters gon hate

El Padrino said...

fish larvae is called like itchyplankton (spelling is off) but i remember it because it sounds like itchy plankton

Keef said...

cheaters gon cheat

Keef said...

H is embarrassed by your cheating, LP

tem said...

" i went to third base (fingering not oral) with this girl in the dark part where all the cool creatures are"


i read this as: i fingered her ass and there were cool creatures in her ass.

Mize said...

"8th grade marine biology"


LOL

Mize said...

Hey, did you do your marine biology homework?

What? No, I beat off all night like a normal 8th grader.

Spaceman Spiff said...

el costanzadrino

Keef said...

Whatta say we go to the marine biology exhibit

Keef said...

And I'm fairly certain that I never had a marine biology class

El Padrino said...

"H is embarrassed by your cheating, LP"

didnt cheat

ns

did however throw shit on the wall (a wwf keef special)and it stuck so then googled it because i knew you'd questiont the move and found out what it was then pretended to know it

only true part was i indeed did like marine biology

El Padrino said...

"And I'm fairly certain that I never had a marine biology class"

not even in hike school? (florida high school)

we dissected a shark
mine was pregnant
it was cool

Keef said...

did however throw shit on the wall


I can respect that

Keef said...

not even in hike school? (florida high school)



I lived in AZ

El Padrino said...

no ocean in az

tem said...

yes there is. george strait owns ocean front property in arizona.

he's been trying to unload it for years.

Keef said...

From the front porch he can see the sea

tem said...

keef knows

El Padrino said...

over my head

El Padrino said...

McDonald's Chef: 'I Could Eat a 2,000 Calorie Meal at Thomas Keller's French Laundry'


face

tem said...

"Thomas Keller's French Laundry"


::blank stare::

tem said...

is that Hellen's dad?

El Padrino said...

no it's a world famous restaurant in california

the point of the article was mickey d's is fighing claims they contribute to the obscene obesity issue in america

to which the head mickey d chef said up yours fat people you do it to yourself

moderation
moderation
moderation

and oh yeah i could eat a meal in the fanciest place in the world (arguably The French Laundry) and consume just as much calories than found in a big mac meal

Keef said...

and consume just as much calories



Knows English

tem said...

"consume just as much calories than found"

awesome

tem said...

i wonder how sports retard's daughter liked the Kings victory.

Blue said...

difference is the fancy restaurant taste* like shit, so you don't eat as much.

mcdonalds taste* like little drops of heaven

Blue said...

"police 'will not rest' until Auburn suspect found"

they'll be tired.

Keef said...

How is the ambiance at McDonalds?

Does the person behind the counter know what you want to eat?

Did you enjoy your company?

Is there nice art on the wall?

Blue said...

"Is there nice art on the wall?"

yep, ever since they got rid of grimace and mayor mccheese

tem said...

grimace is a saint

Keef said...

Yeah! Get off of Grimace's case

Blue said...

the hamburglar was a pimp though

El Padrino said...

aitch reminds me of grimace

Keef said...

oof

Keef said...

O:FB

Keef said...

I just talked to a lady named Dong

El Padrino said...

we got a dude named dong here

El Padrino said...

great band name

A Dude Named Dong

tem said...

if you say so

El Padrino said...

bgep is hilarious

she was playing temple run or temple doom whatever it's called on the fire last night and i havent seen the game before so i asked what the object of the game was

first she said : what does object mean

so i cleared that up just asked what do you have to do in the game

she responded : just run from the black people

ns

the things chasing the guy have black cloaks or they are gorillas one or the either

god damn hilarity

kod said...

"Kod, thought you might appreciate this comic."



thanks for linking that, good stuff! (ns)

tem said...

that is a good comic.

it is pro indian (feather) with its words, but then it seems to say that all indians (feathers) live in trailer parks and smoke cigarettes and listen to radios from the 1970s.

so it is both anti and pro indian (feather) at the same time.

kod said...

Don't look now, but I think the Rochester Red Wings may be making a run at the AL Central this summer.

I don't think they'll quite get there, but I don't think they'll finish less than 3rd

great to see these young pups showing some promise and some heart


If things go the right way over the next few days, the two hottest teams in baseball will be facing off...

and just like everyone expected, it's Pirates/Twins

Keef said...

The Toronto Blue Jays have parted ways with Vladimir Guerrero , granting the slugger's request to be released from his minor league contract Tuesday.

Keef said...

Twins gonna trade Mauer this year

kod said...

ooh, and Diamond and Walters on the mound against Philly


wish Rev was around to bet

kod said...

Twins gonna trade Mauer this year


Not if they keep winning, I wouldn't mind seeing Mauer go (his contract is an albatross), but he's too low to sell right now....I think Span is more likely to be traded during the season if we go full on rebuild

tem said...

warren span is past his prime.

tem said...

wtf are the rochester red wings?

kod said...

Twins AAA club


where about half of the Twins current roster started the season

El Padrino said...

Don't look now

stopped reading after this

Keef said...

Jesus

kod said...

"stopped reading after this"


I'll take 5th grade for $400, Alex

tem said...

"Jesus"

life is tough in temhio and the surrounding areas.

Keef said...

Grove City is the capital of WT

tem said...

i can't disagree.

and i don't think anything in that article would lead someone to believe that you are incorrect.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"As long as they keep playing the way they're playing, I don't care what they wear,'' Brooks said. ''I don't care if they wear glasses with no lenses in it. I will always wear mine with a lens. But it's a good look. Russell can wear anything. He's great looking, he has an incredible body, great smile. "

coach got westbrook chills

El Padrino said...

okc in 6

El Padrino said...

poland scored, gollum happy

El Padrino said...

bane chant

okc should play this as the lights go out before introductions

El Padrino said...

Top Chef Seattle

happening

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