Tuesday, June 05, 2012

7 Months

I've been married now for 7 months. Time flies I guess. When is Jug's wedding? I couldn't find a registry for him, wtf? He must have registered at the Army Surplus store. Actually that would be awesome. Speaking of Army stuff, kind of, we need to paint our garage. I was thinking of just having a paint ball tournament in there. I think the garage might be too small for that though. It would work in TPs garage.

I was talking with a buddy on Sunday and I tolt* him the Spurs were out of gas. He said there was no way. I think I was right. Early celebration on my part, but I am claiming victory. I was correct, the Spurs are out of gas. And their 7-10 players are terrible. Or at least playing terrible. In other basketball news the Heat will crush the Celtics tonight and Snoop Dog will get all the credit because he is going to play.

Do birds eat peanuts?

Why is it so hard to get people to call me back when I want them to do work at the house? It is like pulling teeth to get people to come out here and do work. I'm paying them the amounts they are asking for, what the fuck? Sign #1 the economy is getting better, people don't do work when offered because they don't need the money that badly.

Is there a limit to the number of stamps you can put on a package? If the postage was $4.10 could I put 410 1 cent stamps on there?

I haven't played Call of Duty in awhile. My X Box isn't even set up. I play some Star Wars game on the computer now. It is alright. Costs money every month, I'm not sure I play enough to justify the expense.

If getting hit in the face with tits could knock you out then I would spend hours on U tube watching clips of people getting knocked unconscious by tig ole bitties. I'd want the color commentator from Dodgeball to do the color commenting too.

Is meiz in love with a Canadian chick rapper? In other meiz news I am excited that some chick wants him.

I say there is a 30% chance H fucks bmH one more time.

I had a dream that Rich Franklin got knocked the fuck out in his next fight. He was doing well then got caught with a spinning back fist. Then he got punched a lot. The chick ref was reffing and she tried to stop a punch to wave off the fight, but she got thrown across the octogon. Then Dana White said that's why chicks shouldn't ref. Then a hedgehog parachuted in and tossed some baseballs on everyone. He had like a thousand of them, I have no idea where he was storing them. Some sort of infinite sized pouch. Then the baseballs came to life and started going up chicks skirts. Then they exploded. Then Rick Franklin woke up and the baseballs attacked him. Then I woke up and took a piss. The end.




145 comments:

Mize said...

"In other meiz news I am excited that some chick wants him. "


Allegedly, potentially. Don't want to get ahead of myself.

tem said...

"Allegedly, potentially"

as long as i don't have to go halfway accross chicago to not meet her then this works for me.

Mize said...

You won't ever have to

Mize said...

Lesson learnt

El Padrino said...

"My X Box isn't even set up."

it's in pieces?

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El Padrino said...

"In other meiz news I am excited that some chick wants him. "

I'm proud.

/blue

Blue said...

Freak?

Beth said...

"I've been married now for 7 months."

"I haven't played Call of Duty in awhile."


These statements are directly related of course.

Beth said...

"These statements are directly related of course."

Love being right about that shit.

/mize

Blue said...

i've been married almost 7 years, and i play call of duty in my sleep.


those are directly related as well

Keef said...

Tem must not of* searched very hard for the registry

tem said...

"Tem must not of* searched very hard for the registry"

tem actually did. amazing registry.com kept saying it couldn't find anything.

and macy's didn't come up with shit either.

even though both work today.

Blue said...

maybe they just registered over the weekend

Blue said...

also, you kept typing in Jugdish...and he's not registered that way

El Padrino said...

this guy is hilarious, he's changing the reporting line without changing the bottom line

he is adding 8 direct reports
so 8 people will report to me and i'll see no cash, hopefully end of year review will be huge

El Padrino said...

LMC

Blue said...

i'm sure they'll take care of you at year end

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Blue said...

btw, 8 direct reports is too many...i hate having so many fucking people.

i'm ready to fire a couple

El Padrino said...

If Romney gets elected they will.

El Padrino said...

"btw, 8 direct reports is too many...i hate having so many fucking people."

and three of them I've never met before they work in the Jacksonville office

possible trip

Blue said...

remote management sounds fun

Keef said...

Every year, Hawaii moves about 3 inches closer to Alaska.

Keef said...

tem actually did. amazing registry.com kept saying it couldn't find anything.



Google works, too.

tem said...

"Google works, too."

used the yahoo machine last week or 2 weeks ago and it came up with nothing. ns

Keef said...

crazy

Keef said...

your reader should of* done it

Blue said...

probably why yahoo is going out of business

tem said...

probably. fucking yahoo!

Tyler said...

I say there is a 30% chance H fucks bmH one more time.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Tyler said...

EP's drunk posts have jumped the shark; it's all about weird Tem dream posts now.

Blue said...

i think the % is higher than 30%

Tyler said...

So what percentage are you putting it at?

Blue said...

i think the % is higher than 30%

Blue said...

78%

Blue said...

she's the best he's ever had...he'll be back for more

Keef said...

And then he'll complain about it on FB for the following 6 months

El Padrino said...

I AM TITANIUM

El Padrino said...

EP's drunk posts have jumped the shark;

your face has jumped the shark

Keef said...

Tyler is right

El Padrino said...

completely forgot about the Osi contract

i like rediscovering old nuse*

Keef said...

It's June, bro

tem said...

lower than 78%.

they already broked* up once and got back together.

this would be round 2 or 3 of rebound sex.

Keef said...

it's h

El Padrino said...

went to take a crap all 4 stalls were taken with 2 waiting

thats alot of shit

Keef said...

he bangs his friends' ex gfs. he'll keep banging his own ex

El Padrino said...

jug, please advice

tem said...

"went to take a crap all 4 stalls were taken with 2 waiting"

go to the next floor

Mize said...

Subway raised the price of the Spicy Italian. That's BS.

Blue said...

cmblue informed me that my mom "liked" subway on her facebook page.

Keef said...

Did she inform you that I "liked" your mom?


S

Keef said...

actually, that should be "/h"

Blue said...

that's just gross, grosser than subway

El Padrino said...

"Subway raised the price of the Spicy Italian. That's BS."

costing more to engineer fake lunch meat

Blue said...

it's not fake lunch meat...it's real

Blue said...

spicy italian has real salami pepperoni...same shit you get on your crappy NYC pizzas

tem said...

five fifty.....five fifty footlong!

El Padrino said...

The people have demanded artisanal-ish pastries and Starbucks shall heed their cries: the coffee chain has acquired San Francisco-based bakery Bay Bread and their La Boulange bakery for $100 million.

This acquisition was brought to you specifically by Official Starbucks Customer Requests for "European Pastries," "Good Croissant Needed," and "Bring Back the Chocolate Croissant." Starbucks plans to turn La Boulange into a national chain with up to 400 units nationwide in the next several years.

tem said...

beast

not a BEAST, but a beast

El Padrino said...

stop it blue

El Padrino said...

beast

good call

lower case beast is acceptable to identify a starbucks story

Keef said...

upper case BEAST is acceptable to identify your face

tem said...

ha

El Padrino said...

im sorry about this

El Padrino said...

van damme's daughter

smokin

Tyler said...

Gotta go to a meeting about a simple project that has taken a year and a half and we're basically starting over again for the third time. Just got emailed an agenda with an area to create an action item list. This is a suck.

Blue said...

oh starbucks is an uppercase BEAST

tem said...

"van damme's daughter"

was going to post this in my post today but decided against it because i can't remember how to link.

tem said...

"So Driver turned to Twitter to find Wagner, arranged to meet him and greeted the boy with some autographed Packers gear, including a pair of cleats, a jersey and a baseball bat."

why do they even have a Packer's baseball bat?

El Padrino said...

"oh starbucks is an uppercase BEAST"

there can only be one

so we'll do this

Beast = Starbucks

BEAST = Mc Donalds

beast = undecided, maybe PG

tem said...

the smallest font beast is Facebook.

tem said...

is there negative sized fonts?

El Padrino said...

madden 13"

El Padrino said...

facebook is nowhere near a beast

tem said...

hence the smallest font comment.

El Padrino said...

no the word cant even be used

beast = dominate

"upper case BEAST is acceptable to identify your face"

that's why i take this as a compliment

thank you as.

Blue said...

facebook is a least


LEAST

Blue said...

YEAST

Spaceman Spiff said...

sean taylor was the meast

Mize said...

"five fifty.....five fifty footlong!"

I've actually stopped buying the footlongs. I rarely finish it, and besides, it's ridiculous to stuff that much food in your face for lunch.

Blue said...

yeah, i don't buy footlongs anymore either


maybe lP should start working on the 6" mozz stick

Spaceman Spiff said...

WFT is this shit

Keef said...

why do they even have a Packer's baseball bat?



donald driver had some charity baseball game or something. Or maybe softball

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone know a magic fan

Keef said...

maybe lP should start working on the 6" mozz stick



You should see what he thinks 6" is

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

"Abu Yahya al-Libi's death is one of the biggest blows to al Qaeda since Osama bin Laden was killed. A U.S. official said the terror group has no one to replace al-Libi's skills."

USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!

Take a drone to your face Abu.

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite last name

Mize said...

"beast = undecided, maybe PG"


Subway >>>>>>> Starbucks

Mize said...

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Blue said...

"Subway >>>>>>> Starbucks"

not from a beast standpoint

Mize said...

"not from a beast standpoint"


Baloney. Seriously?

Mize said...

Doesn't Subway have the most fast food stores in the world?

Blue said...

subway can't be a beast, they're in the same market as BEAST

Blue said...

there can't be 2 fast food BEASTS

El Padrino said...

single name operator, yes

Yum overall have more under operation but that is more than one name

El Padrino said...

The compnay that owns Subway franchise does not trade publicly.

Blue said...

yeah, you can't buy into subway without buying a franchise

Blue said...

that's the opposite of beast

El Padrino said...

"Whisky School 2012

The fee for The Glenlivet Guardians Whisky School is £700 per person. This cost includes all inclusive accommodation during your stay. Transport/Travel to and from the region is to be arranged by the individual, however during the course of the school transport will be provided to and from the various sites and activities."


Summitt III in Scotland?

El Padrino said...

October 1st - 3rd

Keef said...

whiskey is awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face is awful

Spaceman Spiff said...

WHISKEY!!!

El Padrino said...

"whiskey is awful"

faggot

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

hilarity

ha

El Padrino said...

never understood the logic of being a rat, mind your god damn business man

"He got hurt Sunday prior to the (basketball tournament) championship game," said Herman (Sonny) Hoffman, the director of the Akchin Gymnasium in Maricopa, Ariz., where the tournament was held.

Asked if he believed that was when Suggs injured his Achilles, Hoffman said: "More than likely it was. My staff saw the whole incident. It was the condition you'd describe for a torn Achilles. He had no movement, no step, and it swelled up right away."

ToddPacker said...

"spicy italian has real salami pepperoni...same shit you get on your crappy NYC pizzas"

blue smoked crack today?

Keef said...

Gully Todd

Keef said...

never understood the logic of being a rat, mind your god damn business man



He's the director of the gym. He runs the building where the injury happened.

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus

El Padrino said...

"He's the director of the gym. He runs the building where the injury happened."

and?

is he a dr.?

El Padrino said...

fuck that guy to assume suggs tore his achilles

El Padrino said...

fucking faggot

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Daniel Bard was optioned to Triple-A Pawtucket"

O:FB did him dirty

Mize said...

My buddy Barnold put down some awesome ether on facebook today. Tremendous stuff.

Keef said...

and?

is he a dr.?



So Suggs got hurt badly at the basketball tourney. He couldn't walk, his ankle was swolled up.

Related story, Suggs tore his achilles the same weekend.

Keef said...

LP has Sugg chills

Blue said...

what's that guy supposed to do...lie

say "i don't know"

they have to fill out an injury report for liability reasons...i'm sure they did...

Blue said...

plus what the hell does he owe Suggs anyway

Blue said...

and if you think the Ravens weren't going to hire investigators and shit to find this out, you're crazy, we're talking about millions

Blue said...

we traded in our BMW a few months ago for a quasi mini-van...chevy traverse.

it's been a great car for cmblue and she's very happy with it...good for her.

the reason we traded it in was she was pissed about the maintenance, we were going to have to put brakes on it...etc and that shit is expensive on a BMW.

Yesterday we got a gift card in the mail from BMW, giving us $1K in free service work, no strings attached...except you have to have a BMW.

Blue said...

irony

so i guess we're giving the card to the neighbor.

Blue said...

white people problems


/mize

Keef said...

That's WPP, fo sho

Keef said...

and if you think the Ravens weren't going to hire investigators and shit to find this out, you're crazy, we're talking about millions



Ravens have already said they're paying him irregardless*. ESPN just needs a story to exaggerate

Mize said...

Repairs & maintenance on fancy care are such a massive ripoff

Mize said...

My idiot friend paid 18 grand for an '01 Lexus coupe with 80k miles on it back in 2005-ish. 1st repair happened within the 1st month. $1000+ head light replacement. Told that fool not to buy that ignorant ass car, and now its a huge piece of shit.

Keef said...

He's stupid for not getting a warranty

Mize said...

He didn't buy it from a dealership. Bought it from a local used car lot.

Blue said...

They do stuff like "we have to replace the rotors when we change the brakes" which is total bullshit

Blue said...

100 to change the oil.

They drain it, change the filter, put in more pennzoil and charge you 3 times as much as jiffy lube

Mize said...

Yeah, that's retarded. And the whole hafta use premium gas myth, too.

Keef said...

They do stuff like "we have to replace the rotors when we change the brakes" which is total bullshit



Ha. VW tried to pull that on us and I called them out on it. Ended up doing the brakes myself and took pictures of the rotors and emailed them to the GM of the dealership.

Mize said...

Are Republicans always so insufferable when they win an election? I don't recall the GW Bush wins being anything near this Walker stuff. They're like csil about this stuff.

Mize said...

I shouldn't say the GOP is acting a fool, it's the people that stump for them. I don't get the whole mindset of throwing your full support behind a political party, regardless. Its very close-minded

Mize said...

closed-minded?

Mize said...

Woah. I'm gonna be rocking mad OT in addition to the regular OT I'm putting in on my 1st paycheck. Fatty.

tem said...

closed minded.

tem said...

is mad OT > regular OT ?

tem said...

also, that OT shit will probably stop once the boss sees it.

generally companies dislike paying OT.

Blue said...

new post

Mize said...

"also, that OT shit will probably stop once the boss sees it.

generally companies dislike paying OT."


Yeah, I know, but they need me to train people in Customer Service. And some of the OT is due to holiday pay. 120 hours + 11.5 hours of OT

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