Thursday, May 17, 2012

WORKED!!!

I have sold fmjug on the "face" jokes and she has started using them at school with her students to where now they are a normal part of the day. LOV...teaching America's future!

House update: fmjug and I went looking at houses again last weekend in a neighborhood we have liked for awhile and found two houses that we really liked. We decided we wanted to make an offer on one, but the only problem is my house hasn't sold yet. We had our numbers run to see if we qualified for the new house with mine still on the books and we were approved. So today I'll be calling in to make the official offer on the new house and putting my house up for sale or lease. The house is really nice and we both love the neighborhood, excellent commute to work, and the house is right around the corner from one of my best friends.

Weekend plans: I'm working this weekend. On Saturday night the previously mentioned best friend and his girlfriend are throwing fmjug and I a couple's shower. I feel like there is something going on Friday night that I should remember. Maybe beer...

So if Braun can get off on a technicality because a guy, who has worked in the testing industry for several years, followed the established company practice and took the sample home and kept it in the proper environment until it could be mailed to the lab where the test came up positive and was proven to not have been tampered with, then how is Clemens going to get convicted because his trainer kept a piece of gauze and a needle in a Miller Lite can for 10 years?

He should have kept it in a Miller 64 can!! /mize

Travolta is gay, which is why he wasn't in Grease 2. /tem

I don't have anything else to post about...Go!

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Suck in that Gut! said...

Nice house Jug! Good luck with that.

(Mize hates you right now...)

tem said...

blue just boat* the house just to fuck with jug.

Suck in that Gut! said...

If blue bought the house and it's sitting there empty, I might be moving to Houston.

No More Knicks said...

squatter

Jugdish said...

Nice house Jug! Good luck with that.


Thanks!!

Jugdish said...

blue just boat* the house just to fuck with jug


He could sell it to me with the lov discount.

Keef said...

Suite house, jug

Keef said...

You'll have tons o fun on the slide

Keef said...

That's like 6 houses in NYC

/LP

No More Knicks said...

why you all jinxing jug he didnt get shit yet

congrats is in order when you close from me jug

these people hate you

No More Knicks said...

"On Saturday night the previously mentioned best friend and his girlfriend are throwing fmjug and I a couple's shower."

the fuck is this shit

Suck in that Gut! said...

"why you all jinxing jug he didnt get shit yet

congrats is in order when you close from me jug"


No one said congrats to him. RIF

Jugdish said...

You'll have tons o fun on the slide


Slide is gone, but it does come with w/d and fridge

No More Knicks said...

good point beth

i'll sit the next few out

No More Knicks said...

bitch

I ♥ Kobe said...

nice house

i gotta move to Houston

Suck in that Gut! said...

"bitch"

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Mize said...

"So if Braun can get off on a technicality because a guy, who has worked in the testing industry for several years, followed the established company practice and took the sample home and kept it in the proper environment"


Yeah, that didn't happen.

Mize said...

House question for Jug. Do you think you'll ever own the house?

Jugdish said...

House question for Jug. Do you think you'll ever own the house?


Maybe

Jugdish said...

Prob not though

I ♥ Kobe said...

he'll own your face

Mize said...

"Maybe"


And this is exactly why I don't understand buying a house.

No More Knicks said...

Google EQUITY Meiz.

Jugdish said...

And this is exactly why I don't understand buying a house.


Equity

I ♥ Kobe said...

i'm not sure what you mean mize?


you do realize that under normal circumstances...when you live in a house for 5 or 6 years, and pay your mortgage...when you sell that house, you recoup all of that money you paid. They write you a nice fat check...it's called "building equity"

I ♥ Kobe said...

under good circumstances, you get back a shitload more than what you put into the house.


under current circumstances, you probably don't

I ♥ Kobe said...

TRIPLE DRAGON

Jugdish said...

under current circumstances, you probably don't

Thanks obama!

Mize said...

"under good circumstances, you get back a shitload more than what you put into the house.


under current circumstances, you probably don't"


Exactly

tem said...

buying a house = you have some chance to recoup equity and actually make money. you also have some chance of losing money if you sell (in the case where you have to sell it for less than you're mortage)


renting = you never will lose money when you move, assuming you don't break your lease but you will never recoup any rent you paid.

No More Knicks said...

"under current circumstances, you probably don't"

you can't let the market dictate your life

you can try and time it, doesnt always work out

Jugdish said...

If you rent a house you'll pay more than what the mortgage would be. If we rent an apartment it'll be smaller than what we need. We're not going anywhere for years if ever. We should be in this house for at least 12-15 years, if not longer...so we'll get equity.

No More Knicks said...

"If we rent an apartment it'll be smaller than what we need."

stop it

everything else you said is good this is zorseshit

Keef said...

just live at home for free

/mize

Keef said...

Yeah, that didn't happen.



Or it did

Jugdish said...

everything else you said is good this is zorseshit


Want is prob the better word...but if we get a two bedroom or three bedroom apt then it'll be close to what a mortgage would be

Keef said...

stop it

everything else you said is good this is zorseshit



Raising a family in a house is the better. Your kids don't have to sit 6" in front of the TV

Jugdish said...

everything else you said is good this is zorseshit


Your face is zorseshit

tem said...

his face is gorseshit

No More Knicks said...

"Raising a family in a house is the better."


so my parents were failures

got it

I ♥ Kobe said...

rental payments right now are pretty much equal to what a mortgage payment is.


unless you have awful credit.

Jugdish said...

so my parents were failures

got it


its like talkin to a chick

No More Knicks said...

and FTR, jug doesnt have a family yet

unless I missed a years worth of LOV comments

he is choosing to sell his house in a shitty market, which is to meiz's bewliderment, and that's fine, move on do whatever makes you and the wife happy

but dont piss on my leg and tell me it's raining, you can squeeze into a 2 bedroom apartment somewhere in houston, you would just rather live in a house

again, cool, just was speaking on the statement an apartment is too small, at some point if you had kids yes it might be snug but raising a family can be done from any living enviornment

Keef said...

so my parents were failures

got it



jesus

Spaceman Spiff said...

"rental payments right now are pretty much equal to what a mortgage payment is."

down payment though

Jugdish said...

you can squeeze into a 2 bedroom apartment somewhere in houston, you would just rather live in a house


Right, i said want was a better word earlier

Keef said...

and FTR, jug doesnt have a family yet


It's not like he's a bachelor buying a house.

No More Knicks said...

"rental payments right now are pretty much equal to what a mortgage payment is."

not everywhere and that's with a solid DP

tem said...

in a shitty market it is not a terrible idea to upgrade houses.

for instance. you'll lose $15K by selling your $150K house.

but you'll be able to buy a house that is worth $200K for $180K.

so you'll lose $15K of real cash but have a phantom gain of $20K.

if you stay in the new house long enough for the phantom $20K to become real then you made some $$$.

Jugdish said...

I know this isnt the absolute best financial option for us, but we can afford it

Keef said...

Noone is shitting on living in an apt, LP. Jesus, it's like you turned into H all of a sudden. So sensitive.

Keef said...

LP is dumb & sensitive. basically he's a women*

tem said...

in columbus, rental payments >>> mortgage payments.

mortgage payments would come with a downpayment as low as 2.75%..maybe 3.75%

tem said...

cmtem and tem did the same except* thing as jug is doing.

boat* a new house even though the old one hasn't sold yet.

we're going to rent the old place out for awhile.

Mize said...

"renting = you never will lose money when you move, assuming you don't break your lease but you will never recoup any rent you paid."


In Wisconsin, we have a Homestead clause where you put down the amount of rent you paid for the year on your tax file, and you get a percentage back based on income. I think its based on income.

No More Knicks said...

"Noone is shitting on living in an apt, LP. Jesus, it's like you turned into H all of a sudden. So sensitive."


just dramatizing your statement that raising a family in a house is better than raising a family in an apartment

i dont think thats necessarily true

No More Knicks said...

"I know this isnt the absolute best financial option for us, but we can afford it"

and that's all that matters

happy wife happy life

Keef said...

In Wisconsin, we have a Homestead clause where you put down the amount of rent you paid for the year on your tax file, and you get a percentage back based on income. I think its based on income.


In the United States, you put down the amount of interest paid on a home loan for the year on your tax file, and you get a percentage back

No More Knicks said...

Right, i said want was a better word earlier

apology accepted

tem said...

indiana has the same rental credit as wisconsin.

it is far less than the benefit you would receive for deducting interest from your mortgage on your federal return.

No More Knicks said...

"In the United States, you put down the amount of interest paid on a home loan for the year on your tax file, and you get a percentage back"


great country, I think i'll stay

Keef said...

just dramatizing your statement that raising a family in a house is better than raising a family in an apartment


That comment was more about saying that bglp sits 6" in front of the tv

Keef said...

LP
You can't honestly say that you'd rather live in an apartment than a house

tem said...

in a big city apartment life is vastly different than in a non big city.

tem said...

in NYC apartment living is the norm.

he wouldn't understand non NYC living and we probably have problems understanding NYC living.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"not everywhere and that's with a solid DP"

NY has rental laws to keep rent from skyrocketing

Keef said...

he wouldn't understand non NYC living




Except for trailer parks

Mize said...

"down payment though"

I'll never have enough for one of those. At least not until my Dad dies. Hello police officer life insurance policy!

I ♥ Kobe said...

you do what you do based on where you live.

i'd love to live in downtown denver. I'd have to give up space and a yard, but it would be super cool.

I'm not sure my kids would enjoy it though, so i go for the bigger house with the yard, then when they're all grown up, i can move into a loft downtown if I want

No More Knicks said...

"At least not until my Dad dies. Hello police officer life insurance policy!"

terrible

No More Knicks said...

"That comment was more about saying that bglp sits 6" in front of the tv"

oh from the picture

ahhahahahahhahahahahaa

good one

I ♥ Kobe said...

"I'll never have enough for one of those. At least not until my Dad dies. Hello police officer life insurance policy!"

FHA loans still only require 3% down.

So on a $200k place you're looking at putting $6K down. You'll have to pay mortgage insurance, but the laws on that are changing too somehow.

Keef said...

I'll never have enough for one of those.



I used to think the same thing

No More Knicks said...

"LP
You can't honestly say that you'd rather live in an apartment than a house"


yes i can, i want to live in manhattan but cannot afford the rents there

Jugdish said...

, then when they're all grown up, i can move into a loft downtown if I want


No

/cmblue

No More Knicks said...

"I'll never have enough for one of those."

Detroit says hi.

I ♥ Kobe said...

she doesn't have to move with me when they're grown up

Keef said...

You'll have to pay mortgage insurance


10 years I think, right?

Keef said...

I'll jugvorce her when they're grown up


*fized

Jugdish said...

FHA loans still only require 3% down.

3.5 is what we were told is min.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"10 years I think, right?"

yep, 10 years, or unless you can prove that you have 20% equity in your house at some point during that 10 years, I think.

Jugdish said...

4 for conventional

No More Knicks said...

you need stellar credit though

I ♥ Kobe said...

"3.5 is what we were told is min."

yeah it might be 3.5, but you're still not looking at a ton of money

I ♥ Kobe said...

"you need stellar credit though"

i didn't have great credit when I bought our most recent house, and i qualified...barely, on one income. with a shit-ton of student loan debt.

Jugdish said...

"In the United States, you put down the amount of interest paid on a home loan for the year on your tax file, and you get a percentage back"

Taxes?

/Lp

I ♥ Kobe said...

bottom line, even Tyler would say to buy a place instead of rent...if you can

Keef said...

yep, 10 years, or unless you can prove that you have 20% equity in your house at some point during that 10 years, I think.



So 10 years. Got it

(S)

Keef said...

yep, 10 years, or unless you can prove that you have 20% equity in your house at some point during that 10 years, I think.



The fuck is equity?

/mize

No More Knicks said...

"i didn't have great credit when I bought our most recent house, and i qualified...barely, on one income. with a shit-ton of student loan debt."

yeah so that's sort of why the bubble bursts (you obviously kept up your end of the bargain), standards were lower then, not sure how long you are talking about

Keef said...

i didn't have stellar credit when we got our house in '09.

Keef said...

and our combined income was probably < than what you bring in

I ♥ Kobe said...

"yeah so that's sort of why the bubble bursts (you obviously kept up your end of the bargain), standards were lower then, not sure how long you are talking about"

bought it 2 years ago in the middle of the shit market...right when banks started to ease up a little

No More Knicks said...

bubble bursts in 07

No More Knicks said...

so i guess you dont need stellar credit

Jugdish said...

so i guess you dont need stellar credit

Apology accepted

No More Knicks said...

Donna Summers dead

kod will give a 8 scroller shortly

I ♥ Kobe said...

kobe wasn't much of a closer last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

he choked

Spaceman Spiff said...

westbrook trolled the lakers by leaving blake wide open, knowing he would brick it

I ♥ Kobe said...

"westbrook trolled the lakers by leaving blake wide open, knowing he would brick it"

fisher makes that shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

no doubt

Keef said...

Mary Kennedy, estranged wife of Robert Kennedy Jr., died of asphyxiation due to hanging, medical examiner says.

Keef said...

Donna Summers dead



O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A second-grader at Meridian Ranch Elementary school in Colorado Springs was pulled out of class on Wednesday for painting his face black.

Sean King dressed up as Martin Luther King, Jr. for a class project."

picture

Aitch said...

"O:FB"

Dude you are obsessed with Boston. I didn't even know she was from here.

I ♥ Kobe said...

how do his parents think that's going to be OK?

Keef said...

Dude you are obsessed with Boston. I didn't even know she was from here.


I couldn't remember what she sang so I wiki'd her, and saw she was born in Boston

Aitch said...

I don't see the big deal? Why isn't that ok?

Keef said...

I don't see the big deal? Why isn't that ok?



RH, R?

No More Knicks said...

ever hear of blackface?

Spaceman Spiff said...

it's blackface

Keef said...

Sean King dressed up as Martin Luther King, Jr. for a class project.



They're related

S

Aitch said...

WTF is blackface?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WTF is blackface?"

blackface

No More Knicks said...

is this guy fucking kidding right now?

No More Knicks said...

dandified coon

hilarity

Mize said...

Meiz to new boss: What's the attire situation starting on Monday?

Bossman: I literally don't give a shit. If you can do your job, you can wear what ever you want.

Meiz: *Hits a mean dougie*

Mize said...

"I don't see the big deal? Why isn't that ok?"


GTFO

Aitch said...

I swear to god, I'd never heard of this before. For real.

That being said, is the kid making fun? Doesn't seem like he was...

No More Knicks said...

4" iphone screen

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz: paints face black

*fized

Keef said...

Bossman: I literally don't give a shit. If you can do your job, you can wear what ever you want. Just make sure your shoes are tied


*fized

Keef said...

meiz: paints face black


hilarity

Aitch said...

"Is this guy fucking kidding right now?"

Desmoid? Are you fucking kidding right now?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"That being said, is the kid making fun? Doesn't seem like he was"

wasn't but you can't do that because of blackface

Keef said...

I don't think the kid knows what blackface is

I ♥ Kobe said...

but his parents should

Keef said...

it's weird that the guy in Boston didn't know what blackface is

No More Knicks said...

"Desmoid? Are you fucking kidding right now?"

my dog had some, it's a cyst

ns

easy alveoli

I ♥ Kobe said...

h should use blackface in WWF

No More Knicks said...

"it's weird that the guy in Boston didn't know what blackface is"

punch in face first, ask questions later

Keef said...

alveoli



hairs in your nose, I think

Keef said...

Samsonite. I was way off!

Keef said...

7th grade biology failed me

I ♥ Kobe said...

is carlos beltran fucking kidding me

No More Knicks said...

"The alveoli are the final branchings of the respiratory tree and act as the primary
gas exchange units of the lung."

aitch knew that word?

my balls he did

I ♥ Kobe said...

i swear that as soon as you step into the clubhouse in St. Louis you get an HGH injection.

or they pipe in some sort of steroid in the air.

Keef said...

aitch knew that word?

my balls he did



It's already been confirmed, a long time ago, that H is a cheater on WWF

I ♥ Kobe said...

McGwire
Pujols
Berkman
Beltran


all were on the downside and shit before they got there. all had "careers reborn"

Keef said...

Gotta bust out my amex

/LP

No More Knicks said...

Beltran is awesome. Was awesome all of last year. Fully healthy for first time in 2 years now.

Keef said...

Yeah, Pujols' career had gone in the shitter before he got to StL

Spaceman Spiff said...

turned into a worse adam dunn since he left though

I ♥ Kobe said...

"Yeah, Pujols' career had gone in the shitter before he got to StL"

nobody had heard of him

Keef said...

nobody had heard of him


His mama had

I ♥ Kobe said...

i love that the picture they use of LT for that story is his mug shot

Keef said...

i swear that as soon as you step into the clubhouse in St. Louis you get an HGH injection.



Like Todd Helton used?

Aitch said...

" aitch knew that word?"

ExBMH just graduated a PT program. I helped her study every weekend.

I ♥ Kobe said...

helton hit in a park that a pop-up went 400 feet

Aitch said...

" It's already been confirmed, a long time ago, that H is a cheater on WWF"

No. You accused me. Which makes it fact here for some reason

I ♥ Kobe said...

confirmed

I ♥ Kobe said...

"No. You accused me. Which makes it fact here for some reason"

ok, Roger Clemens

I ♥ Kobe said...

"No. You accused me. Which makes it fact here for some reason"

ok, Roger Clemens

Keef said...

helton hit in a park that a pop-up went 400 feet



He still does. He's sucked for the last 4-5 years. Which, ironically, which is about the same time that HGH became a huge issue

Keef said...

No. You accused me. Which makes it fact here for some reason



Numerous people said it. And then once it was broat* up, you stopped playing

Keef said...

nice word, LP

tem said...

everything said on this blog is fact. it is on the interwebs.

non-facts don't make it onto the interwebs.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Numerous people said it. And then once it was broat* up, you stopped playing"

these are the facts of the case, and they are undisputed

I ♥ Kobe said...

"He still does. He's sucked for the last 4-5 years. Which, ironically, which is about the same time that HGH became a huge issue"

no, they put the humidor in, so now the baseballs don't dry out...has drastically reduced the HR numbers here.

i'm not saying that helton didn't use...i'd guess he did. His HR numbers aren't crazy good though, but his batting average, which really doesn't have much to do with HGH is still stellar.

Keef said...

i'm not saying that helton didn't use...i'd guess he did


apology accepted

Jugdish said...

Sources: Bobcats to interview Ewing on Thursday


Looks like Jordan has a chance to own Ewing again...

Keef said...

but his batting average, which really doesn't have much to do with HGH is still stellar


2008 .264
2009 .325
2010 .256
2011 .302
2012 .235


Stellar

/LP

Keef said...

Looks like Jordan has a chance to own Ewing again...



heyoooooooo

Keef said...

I'm just bustin', blue. Helton is cool. Just stirring things up

Keef said...

but H is still a wwf cheater

Keef said...

ExBMH just graduated a PT program. I helped her study every weekend. Then we fought


*fized

No More Knicks said...

Looks like Jordan has a chance to own Ewing again...

nice one

tem said...

They should name the baby LP

tem said...

Two over 300 seasons in the past 3 is good.

tem said...

Avg could be affected by HDH*. Hard to prove that though.

I ♥ Kobe said...

when did they start steroid testing?

I ♥ Kobe said...

my guess is he was on the juice in 2000 and 2001, when he hit 42 and 49 HRS...hit .372 one of those years.

still hit over .300 in every year of his career but two, and both those years he was hurt...played 83 games in 2008 and 118 games in 2010

Mize said...

Blue's layin' it down for his boy Helton

I ♥ Kobe said...

i like helton a lot...but my guess is he doesn't get into the HoF because A) he played at altitude and his lifetime average away from Coors Field is about 60points lower than his home avg. 2) he did a lot of his most impressive work during the steroid era

Keef said...

helton chills

No More Knicks said...

no one knows what impact HGH has on a baseball player

No More Knicks said...

when does Manny come back

Mize said...

"no one knows what impact HGH has on a baseball player"


At minimum it speeds up recovery time for injuries.

Keef said...

"no one knows what impact HGH has on a baseball player"



I saw it once in a book at my doctor's office

No More Knicks said...

"I was like, ‘That (has) to be a finger,'" said a Michigan boy to himself, when he bit into something tough in his Arby's sandwich last week. Sadly, he was right. The "fleshy pad of an unfortunate employee’s finger" ended up in his sandwich after an employee cut herself and left her station before telling anyone.


gross man

No More Knicks said...

"At minimum it speeds up recovery time for injuries."

yup and proably keeps you healthy
also could help in focusing

i think these players have all the ability in the world, then take it to stay in the lineup and endure the long summer season

Keef said...

also could help in focusing



I could use some HGH. My mind wanders like a mfer

tem said...

major league baseball used different balls to increase homeruns and excitement.

they were about to get busted so they turned it on the players and said it was all steroids.

Mize said...

"also could help in focusing"

Probably not. That would be Ritalin or Adderall.

tem said...

you can tell the balls were different because outfield assists were way up during those years.

the balls flew easier and thus it was easier to throw people out.



i made all of that up.

Mize said...

I ♥ Tem conspiracy theories.

ToddPacker said...

nice house, jug

ToddPacker said...

at the airport in Tampa. should be in CM at 5

Keef said...

nice house, jug



WFT are you congratulating him for? It's not his house yet

/LP

ToddPacker said...

gonna be an ugly weekend.... should be some late night comments

ToddPacker said...

"
WFT are you congratulating him for? It's not his house yet

/LP"

missed those comments

ToddPacker said...

I should ketchup

Mize said...

2300 sqft for $200K seems like a really good deal.

Keef said...

3 car garage is grate

Keef said...

good sized back yard

ToddPacker said...

grate deal for jug .... I'm moving next weekend and not looking forward to it

Keef said...

Slide is gone, but it does come with w/d and fridge



Misrepresentation on the photos. Caption for the slide photo says your children will love this

ToddPacker said...

time to board.... I'll be texting ep when I land

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