Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Tuesday After Holiday

Did anyone watch Meiz's videos? I have not yet. I do plan on it though. Just not while at work. I have some stupid patio furniture being delivered, if that is late then I might watch them before I head to work. I know you are all thrilled.


I assume paragraph breaks don't work for me still, but I'm going to try them anyway. The Heat beat up on the Celtics and the Spurs won, that's what happened in basketball. The Pirates are 500, that is what happened in baseball. I bought a Pirate hat.

Cmtem is going to a bachlorette party in Pittsburgh this coming weekend. That means I get a weekend of doing nothing. Well at least a day of it. I might not even leave my bed. I might sleep all day. Sleep is awesome.

I don't understand in lacrosse why a guy can't just walk up to the goalie and launch a fastball into the net. The players don't seem to be able to knock the ball out of their nets really easily. Lacrosse has wierd rules. It was a rich kid sport when I grew up, I assume it still is.

This post sucks.

196 comments:

El Padrino said...

i didnt watch shit it was a holiday

tem said...

i watched them. i did not really laugh at them.

I want a mustache ride said...

i watched them last night...i'll never get that 30 minutes back

I want a mustache ride said...

i kept waiting for EJ to be funny.

first video mize did all the talking

tem said...

i'm also pissed because as always i get the shitty furniture delivery time. i've got better shit to do than sit around and wait for the furniture guy.

and now my cable box won't accept the remote control input. fucking remote works on cable box A, but cable box B says there is no way.

tem said...

need to reset the cable box i guess.

tem said...

meiz's mercs knowledge is second to none.

El Padrino said...

did you say patio furniture?

why did you get it delivered
isnt in a box you fit in your car

Mize said...

I guess I'm the only one that thinks he's a gold mine of hilarious ignorance. Interesting.

tem said...

no, it isn't in a box that would fit in my car.


also, home depot had it online for a cheaper price than had i gone into a store and boat* it.

and online had free delivery. if i boat* it in the store delivery was like $85.

tem said...

EJ may be a gold mine, but he didn't show it in those clips.

El Padrino said...

oh you bought it online, makes cents now

I want a mustache ride said...

he seemed pretty knowledgeable about the NFL draft

El Padrino said...

"Man Drives Truck into TACO BELL Over Missing Taco... "

i love road rage/fast food crime stories

Mize said...

The playing catch video is hilarity, IMO, as is the memorabilia room one. This is a guy that called my other friends nerds for keeping score at a baseball game.

He collects jerseys and autographs. That is Dave Coulier, right there.

Mize said...

"he seemed pretty knowledgeable about the NFL draft"

Yeah. To say the least.

I want a mustache ride said...

the playing catch one was good

if there was only one to watch, that would be it

Mize said...

Duly noted. I was drunk and tired. Just happy to slap something up there, unlike the Friday guy.

I want a mustache ride said...

he does have a sports memorabilia collection to rival Rev.

it's a wonder that guy isn't married yet

Keef said...

He should pay for an international wife like rev did

(s)

Mize said...

Break time!

El Padrino said...

grate* food weekend

El Padrino said...

man that ball fake ginobili did on Durant was magical

El Padrino said...

more and more i watch the spurs the happier i get knowing the Heat have absolutely NO CHANCE against them

I want a mustache ride said...

the spurs run their offense like a machine..

so efficient, and they execute to perfection

El Padrino said...

for real

El Padrino said...

Beauty and Grace

/aitch

El Padrino said...

johnny tapia dead

El Padrino said...

not the druglord from bad boys 2

the boxer

El Padrino said...

speaking of the boxer, anyone see real sports newest episode?

mickey ward's cousin is retarded but through boxing he is able to walk, dr's said he'd never walk

cool story despite all the dbag accents

El Padrino said...

homeless cannibals, suite

jesus

Keef said...

that link was better the first time it was posted

El Padrino said...

i was off yesterday

Aitch said...

You're off everyday

Keef said...

1) just about everyone was off yesterday.

b) there were 24 comments

iii) It wasn't posted yesterday

El Padrino said...

your face is off everyday

El Padrino said...

1) just about everyone was off yesterday. - cept your face

b) there were 24 comments - zero in my world

iii) It wasn't posted yesterday
- off the weekend too

Keef said...

it was still better the first time it was linkt

Keef said...

i only watched the first video mize posted yesterday. The only funny part was when it sounded like a chick walked up and asked if she could sit her chair there and someone said something like yeah it's a public park.

tem said...

i switched to firefox on the work computer.

fucking IE doesn't work on some HUD site so I got to download firefox.

Keef said...

woe

El Padrino said...

Kraft (KFT -0.1%) has it eyes set on gaining a bigger share in China's 77B yuan ($12B) snack food market with an onslaught of new products tweaked for local tastes. Ritz crackers that taste like beef stew and mango-flavored Oreos are just the start for the company, as it plays catch up to rivals already armed with re-engineered products for the region

gross

El Padrino said...

Bourdain to CNN

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bourdain to CNN"


RIP no reservations

ToddPacker said...

"RIP no reservations"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"meiz's mercs knowledge is second to none."

merc comments made me laugh

ToddPacker said...

spent the night in the ER.... my mom thought she was having a heart attack, turns out her gallbladder stop working. she is going under the knife later today

Keef said...

hope everything goes well

ToddPacker said...

got home a 4am. got a few hours of sleep only to find out that I can't find any work clothes. i hope the movers didn't forget to unload some boxes. had to go to work in shorts and a polo shirt zeke style

end woe

ToddPacker said...

thanks, keith

El Padrino said...

"turns out her gallbladder stop working. she is going under the knife later today"

odd, my mother needs to have that removed as well, not as urgent i guess

well wishes

Jugdish said...

Hope Everything goes well with your mom, tp!

Jugdish said...

I can't find any work clothes.


Similar situation...during packing of my house this past weekend fmjug packed away my work boots. i was an hour late this morning...ended up having to drive to our storage facility to fish them out.

Jugdish said...

merc comments made me laugh


your face makes me laugh

Jugdish said...

Fish on hard knocks

El Padrino said...

Fins bro

Fins.

Keef said...

Get Al Sharpton on the phone

I want a mustache ride said...

"He played defensive back at Mississippi from 1988 to '91."

so he is black

I want a mustache ride said...

blue's mom had her gallbladder removed a while back, maybe 20 years ago...she's still going strong

Keef said...

I bought a Pirate hat



I boat* a Reds hat & a goddamn Bengals hat & a Joey Votto t-shirt this weekend.

Keef said...

Did you buy a Pirate baseball hat or an actual pirate hat?

El Padrino said...

valid question

Keef said...

tem
Are you going with your tiger woo* buddy to the Memorial?

tem said...

"blue's mom had her gallbladder removed a while back, maybe 20 years ago...she's still going strong"

same with cmtem's mom.

tem said...

"Did you buy a Pirate baseball hat or an actual pirate hat?"


pirate baseball hat.

tem said...

"Are you going with your tiger woo* buddy to the Memorial?"


no. he has 2 kids now, so he isn't allowed to do anything.

tem said...

i was going to buy a WVU hat, but it didn't fit right.

they had a sweet ohio state hat, but i didn't want an ohio state hat.

I want a mustache ride said...

i haven't bout a hat in too long

tem said...

i should get a pirate hat though.

El Padrino said...

havent boat* a hat in a minute myself

tem said...

and a cowboy hat.


generally i look dumb in hats.


cue the "generally i always look dumb" comments.

tem said...

i left my WVU hat in rome.

so i needed a new hat.

Keef said...

when in rome

Keef said...

i haven't bout a hat in too long


I hadn't either. But I've wanted a Reds hat for a while. And my pops got me a $100 gift card to dick's sporting goods. So I boat* some hats.

Keef said...

no. he has 2 kids now, so he isn't allowed to do anything.



Is your friend LP?

tem said...

no, he isn't the greatest at everything so he can't be LP.

El Padrino said...

tem knows

El Padrino said...

i'm off thurs and friday

two day work week is suite

Keef said...

We'll make sure we don't say anything important either one of those days

El Padrino said...

serena bounced in first round of french open

Get Al Sharpton on the phone.

El Padrino said...

facebook sniffing around a web browser, it's like they want to secretly track peoples internet activity

El Padrino said...

stock down 8% today

El Padrino said...

"Bourdain to CNN"


RIP no reservations"

Not really, same format just cant call it that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"facebook sniffing around a web browser, it's like they want to secretly track peoples internet activity"

google does that already, while youre browsing the web whilst logged into LOV

El Padrino said...

Jessica Alba still does it to me.

El Padrino said...

"google does that already, while youre browsing the web whilst logged into LOV"


I know. Facebook can only track you while you are logged in to facebook they want to track you when you use thier browser (once they buy one). Like google.

El Padrino said...

dwayne wade is banging gabrielle union?

well played Mr. Wade

tem said...

gabrielle union and others probably

Spaceman Spiff said...

"dwayne wade is banging gabrielle union?"

since 2009

Keef said...

since 2009



I was off yesterday

/LP

El Padrino said...

did you know that keef?

tem said...

from the weekend in case you missed it.
"dwayne wade is banging gabrielle union"

El Padrino said...

fucking gooks

Keef said...

did you know that keef?


I remember hearing that a long time ago

Keef said...

from the weekend in case you missed it.
"dwayne wade is banging gabrielle union"




god you're a douche

/h

Spaceman Spiff said...

"When Ms. Chan reunited with her old beau in Silicon Valley in 2007, she negotiated the terms of their getting back together, including the possibility of marriage. Mr. Zuckerberg was reluctant, contending that his youthful image was an asset to the company.

The couple agreed that they would not live together, but that Mr. Zuckerberg would spend at least 100 minutes of private time with Ms. Chan a week, as well as take her on at least one date, according to “The Facebook Effect.” "

ROMANCE!

El Padrino said...

he is such a weird kid

Keef said...

a weird billionaire

El Padrino said...

dont be jealous

El Padrino said...

McWraps coming soon

Keef said...

dont be jealous



ok

El Padrino said...

"According to the New York Post, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his new bride Priscilla Chan went to Rome and got McDonald's to go. And according to the Daily Mail, they also "looked miserable" eating out elsewhere."

Go to Rome for McDonald's smat*

On the other hand....

BEAST wins again

I want a mustache ride said...

who hurt you

I want a mustache ride said...

cuban bout 150k shares of facebook, if it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me

I want a mustache ride said...

facebook also rumored to be in the market to build their own smartphone..iphone style

Keef said...

Go to Rome for McDonald's smat*



The Olive Garden had a 2 hour wait

Keef said...

cuban bout 150k shares of facebook


suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcd's already has snack wraps, what's in the mcwraps

I want a mustache ride said...

it's probably got queso strips

tem said...

probably wanted to eat when all the other restaurants were closed.

if you wanted to eat between like 3pm and 7pm you were pretty much SOL.

El Padrino said...

much different spiff

these will be "healthy" wraps

like more of a meal as opposed to a snack

these are in latin america now

also could see a turkey option

El Padrino said...

spain, not latin america

I want a mustache ride said...

so they'll have queso strips

El Padrino said...

but including latin america, the pic was the ones offered in spain

basically a bigger snack wrap

While the chain always has an array of interesting burgers in foreign markets (see the double-patty Steakhouse Classic and Grilled Beef BBQ burgers in Austria now), sources say the first international hit to be brought here may well be the McWrap. The chain has smaller snack wraps here but not full-size wraps, and they’ve been popular wherever tried


McWraps are in Argentina and Chile.
McDonald’s has offered versions of the McWrap across Europe and the UK. It’s on offer in Belgium currently (in Chicken & Bacon and Beef & Pepper varieties). The idea already has been exported to South America, where they’re promoted as McRoulettes in Argentina and McWraps in Chile. In both countries, the wraps are offered in Classic (chicken), Bacon (with chicken) and Veggie. Brazil? No, the onion-ring-topped Texas Onion burger LTO is being pitched there.

El Padrino said...

McDonald's Expands Breakfast in Canada : Whole-wheat-bagel breakfast sandwiches include Bacon 'n Egg, Egg LT and BLT.



BEAST.

tem said...

wendy's has wendy doing commercials for them now.

she is not thin.

Keef said...

spain, not latin america



same thing

/LP

I want a mustache ride said...

if your dad owned a greasy fastfood place and you had all you could eat "frostys" you wouldn't be thin eitehr

Keef said...

Dave is dead

tem said...

dave doesn't own them anymore either.

and i am not thin anyway.

I want a mustache ride said...

dave's not here man

tem said...

why did frostys merit quotes?

Keef said...

I always think about what could of* been, re: Wendy's. According to my mom, my grandpa was good friends with Dave Thomas when they were young. He axed my grandpa if he wanted to invest in his new restaurant he was starting. My grandparents were broke, so he didn't think it would be a good investment.

Then he gets old and buys the set of state quarters for $99 or whatever the fuck it costs.

Keef said...

dave's not here man



grate* skit

I want a mustache ride said...

"why did frostys merit quotes?"

proper name

tem said...

dave thomas stories are great.


everyone in columbus knows a guy who had an opportunity to invest in wendy's, but never did.

big boss here tells a story about dave coming to him for money and him saying no. another guy tells a story of being on a plane with dave thomas and dave thomas detailing out his vision for wendys. the guy says he tolt* dave he was nuts.


it is like those baseball games where 150,000 people swear they were at even though the stadium only holds 45K.

tem said...

i went to hike school with a girl who looked like wendy from the ads.

she got a job at the local wendy's dressing up like wendy at events.

Keef said...

Sounds like my mom was duped. And then she duped me

tem said...

perhaps, perhaps not.

dave thomas did ask a lot of people for money. that is certainly true.

Keef said...

how do you know that?

I want a mustache ride said...

matter of record

I want a mustache ride said...

it's probably on the wikipedia

tem said...

"homas also suggested Sanders make commercials that he appear in himself. Thomas was sent by the Clauss family in the mid-1960s to help turn around four ailing KFC stores they owned in Columbus, Ohio. By 1968 he had increased sales in the four fried chicken restaurants so much that he sold his share in them back to Sanders for more than $1.5 million.[5] This experience would prove invaluable to Thomas when he began Wendy's about a year later."

blessed be

tem said...

that doesn't prove he axed a lot of people.

tem said...

maybe he didn't axe people for money.

i do hear lots of stories about it though.

El Padrino said...

i heard he died

Spaceman Spiff said...

-i say you he dead


-THE COLONEL

I want a mustache ride said...

everybody who starts a company asks people for money.

it's the american way

Keef said...

LP needs to axe more people for money for the foot long mozz stand

Jugdish said...

everybody who starts a company asks people for money.


Shark tank

Keef said...

LP's restaurant would no doubt be the greatest building of food in the universe

tem said...

TP should run a restaurant out of one of his garages.

LP can be in charge.

Footlong Mozz sticks and giant pretzels.

tem said...

and other authentic eye-talian treats

El Padrino said...

Damn right it would.

El Padrino said...

I've narrowed it down to Bar fare and New American.

Spaceman Spiff said...

clippers picked up vinny's option

YES!

Keef said...

Vinny is no Mike Brown

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Phillies ace Halladay out for 6 to 8 weeks"


O:FP

El Padrino said...

whats the injury though i was hoping for the johan injury

Spaceman Spiff said...

strained shoulder

tem said...

facebook stock sux

Keef said...

Didn't he have shoulder problems in Toronto?

tem said...

wtf is New American?

Mize said...

I don't feel good.

El Padrino said...

like twists on the american classics

Spaceman Spiff said...

new american

Spaceman Spiff said...

vitor got hurt, out vs. wandy, no replacement named yet

that PPV shouldnt have been a PPV once sonnen/silva got moved, now it really should be a free card

I want a mustache ride said...

facebook's stock does suck

i'm thinking about buying more shares

tem said...

that card pretty much sucks now.

i think the guida / someone card is better. it is an FX one or on FOX or something.

tem said...

i am considering buying shares if it gets to $22.

I want a mustache ride said...

i like that the picture of "new american cuisine" is a burger and fries

Mize said...

WWE13 looks HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

vs. maynard, FX

El Padrino said...

they released too much

tem said...

"Combining flavors from America's melting pot with traditional techniques, New American cuisine includes ethnic twists on old standbys, Old World peasant dishes made from luxury American ingredients and molecular gastronomy."


what does that even mean?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i like that the picture of "new american cuisine" is a burger and fries"

RIF

I want a mustache ride said...

"RIF"

a picture is worth a thousand words

Mize said...

Marshmallow vodka sounds like something Freak would drink

Keef said...

they released too much



TWSS

Keef said...

New American cuisine includes ethnic twists on old standbys


So a burger with salsa on it. Got it.

El Padrino said...

it's a bad description

so you take like an old american classic like pot roast and you put a twist on it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it's a bad description"

how dare you

Keef said...

so you take like an old american classic like pot roast and you put a twist on it



Pot roast with salsa. Got it

Mize said...

I just puked my guts out. I feel much better now.

Keef said...

gotta lay off of the new american cuisine

El Padrino said...

meiz is such a homo

I want a mustache ride said...

"Pot roast with salsa. Got it"


smothered in green chile

Keef said...

mary moooooon, she's a vegetarian

I want a mustache ride said...

she don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone

Keef said...

I love the name of that band

/LP

I want a mustache ride said...

decided to go with a sun mountain golf bag.

it's pimp

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

Sun Mountain is good. They're too mainstream for me.

/Golf snob Meiz

Keef said...

Do you even golf anymore?

Mize said...

God no

Mize said...

I might be giving some friends some lessons this summer, though.

tem said...

Did work make meiz puke?

Mize said...

Not sure. Started feeling shitty on the way home, had a salad & some V8, puked guts out. It hurt bad. I've never had that before.

Keef said...

So you puked up water and tomato juice. Got it

/LP

Mize said...

TB's beefy nacho burrito looks delicious

Keef said...

I had the dorito shell taco & taco supreme this weekend. They were pretty suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"had a salad"

FACE!

/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

oswalt to the rangers

tem said...

Steve err (I think) "penetration always leads to something good"

Mize said...

I missed that

ToddPacker said...

"TB's beefy nacho burrito looks delicious"

had one today.... it was good

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