Thursday, May 03, 2012

Thursday

RIP Junior Seau

RIP Lp's Facebook account

Are the paragraphs working again? I tried to do a preview, but I'm blocked on previews. It seems the only thing I can do LOV wise from my work computer is write a post.

Lp on Facebook was a fun era. I don't think that era is over either, he will be back!

I don't have a lot to say today. I don't like it when I have my whole work day mapped out and I come into work and my boss decided I'm doing something completely different. woe I am glad that I have a yob though!

Weekend plans: fmjug is going out of town with her mom and some of their friends for the weekend to a giant flea market in Canton, TX. They do this a couple of times a year. I hope to never go there. I'm working this weekend again. I told her to plan these weekend trips on weekends when I am not working so I can enjoy them too. I am going to a music festival this Friday night. Its gonna be a challenge to be at work by 0600 the next morning...ouch!

House update: People are still looking at my house...that's the good news. We have been looking at new developments and previously owned houses. We were close to putting down some money on a new home this past weekend, but decided to keep looking. We are planning to spend the whole day with our realtor on Sat, May 12. I'm not sure I can handle an entire day of looking at houses. The past two times we have went have been after work for two hours each time...that was plenty for me. When you walk in a house you know within 5 minutes whether or not you like it. I think I'm going to bring a couple of mini bottles of Crown with me to endure the day.

Anthony Padrino,

I found your iPod. If you are interested in buying it back, you may reply to this email. If I don't receive a reply to this email I will assume you don't want it back.

Sincerly, Faheem

113 comments:

Beth said...

"Anthony Padrino,
I found your iPod. If you are interested in buying it back, you may reply to this email. If I don't receive a reply to this email I will assume you don't want it back.
Sincerly, Faheem"

Hilarity.

tem said...

a whole day of house looking will suck.

the houses will run together in your head and you'll misremember the features of each place.

tem said...

leave for my vacation today. probably not much blogging will be going on for me.

ToddPacker said...

"a whole day of house looking will suck.

the houses will run together in your head and you'll misremember the features of each place."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

been looking at houses the last two weekends... it's all a blur

Jugdish said...

been looking at houses the last two weekends... it's all a blur


I barely talk to realtor, i just check out man cave, back patio,and garage.

El Padrino said...

i look at houses all the time, just never go in them

Beth said...

"the houses will run together in your head and you'll misremember the features of each place."

That's how I am with guys.

s

El Padrino said...

"People are still looking at my house"


whose that peeping in my window

POOWWWW

nobody now

El Padrino said...

only meiz will get that

El Padrino said...

two no hitters no pujols hr

Keef said...

woe I am glad that I have a yob though!


Retarded statement.

/mize

Keef said...

whose that peeping in my window



Knows English

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

giambi has more HRs that pujols

El Padrino said...

i know whose was the wrong, it's a rap

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

your face is a rap

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i mean crap

Jugdish said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

Suggs...ouch!

tem said...

i think even in the rap it is "who's"

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of the worst calls in MLB history yesterday rockies/dodgers game

HILARITY(i don't think it's funny, you'll just take it as such)

a picture for peeps that can't watch the vid

only way the situation could have been better is if it was the Tigers and Leyland came out to argue

Mize said...

"woe I am glad that I have a yob though!


Retarded statement.

/mize"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

yeah, that call was awful...and it ended the inning stranding a runner

Keef said...

i think even in the rap it is "who's"



who hurt you?

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz was at the grizzlies game last night

arm sleeve and everything

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Suggs...ouch!"

possibly did it playing baseketball

Spaceman Spiff said...

*

El Padrino said...

possibly?

Spaceman Spiff said...

schefter said he did it playing bball, then later said unclear if done playing bball or during conditioning test

Keef said...

"possibly?"


pos·si·bly/ˈpäsəblē/Adverb: 1.Perhaps (used to indicate doubt or hesitancy)

El Padrino said...

schefter said he did it playing bball, then Suggs called schefter and said he'd murder his family then later said unclear if done playing bball or during conditioning test



*ficced

El Padrino said...

did you get that from merriman's?

ha

kod said...

"The May 1 Pioneer showcased a sign which stated “Let’s not become the 3rd North Dakota.” Hmmm! I think that North Dakota is one of the few, and perhaps the only state in America, which is running a state budget surplus, whereas our state leaders are continually ducking responsibilities and resorting to magic and perhaps voodoo to convince us that “Yes, the Minnesota biennial budget really is balanced.”"


Ah, the unexpected, yet convincing Dakotas >>>>>> Minnesota response

cmtem would probably approve

Mize said...

"pos·si·bly/ˈpäsəblē/Adverb: 1.Perhaps (used to indicate doubt or hesitancy)"


Looks like a CnP

Jugdish said...

Looks like a CnP


My phone defaults to the phonetic spelling of words, so it required no effort on my part

/h

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"The May 1 Pioneer showcased a sign which stated “Let’s not become the 3rd North Dakota.”"

i thought there was only one North Dakota...am I missing the other North Dakota?

Mize said...

Who should I vote for in the WI Governor recall election. It certainly won't be Walker or Tom Barrett.

Jugdish said...

Vote for the communist

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

vote for tom magers

Jugdish said...

I am 1000 times smarter than anyone you will vote for!

/Lp

Keef said...

Who should I vote for in the WI Governor recall election. It certainly won't be Walker or Tom Barrett.



VOTE FOR DONNELLY!

Jugdish said...

VOTE FOR DONNELLY!


Damn...cant believe i missed that one

Keef said...

Your* old, it's ok

Keef said...

I am 1000 times smarter than anyone you will vote for!

/Lp




Seems high

/jug

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

looks like a cnp to me

Mize said...

I might vote for myself

El Padrino said...

write your name in

tem said...

1) Cmtem laughs at Minn.
2) voting for me is a good idea

Keef said...

ground control to mager tom

tem said...

That song would be my at bat music.

El Padrino said...

batman is going to die in dark knight rises

Keef said...

spoiler alert

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

batman or bruce wayne?

tem said...

Ruined the movie for me.

Keef said...

looks like it ruined your face

El Padrino said...

"A tipster sends word that a new British gastropub called Cock & Bull is headed to the old Goodburger space on 45th Street in Midtown."

my type of place

/el pad

El Padrino said...

i dont think we gonna hit bnu today

Keef said...

maybe we can hit your face

El Padrino said...

you can try

fucking work you

WORK you

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

ep would be tough to fight against...punching downward is difficult

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i think i'm gonna try and make my own bbq sauce this summer

El Padrino said...

"Batman defeats Superman (with the help of Green Arrow and a kryptonite-tipped arrow), but dies from a heart attack immediately afterward. Alfred destroys the Batcave and Wayne Manor and suffers a fatal stroke."

heart attack is lame bro, normal people die from a heart attack

El Padrino said...

"i think i'm gonna try and make my own bbq sauce this summer"

it's easy why wait til the summer

i make my own all the time

ns

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

meiz?

Aitch said...

Where are you getting your info, EP? Fanboy website?

El Padrino said...

shit frank miller wrote

it's "loosely" based on his novel the dark knight returns

similar premise

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i've read a couple of things where they think Joseph Gordon-Leavitt is the one in the batman costume at the end of the latest trailer

Spaceman Spiff said...

saw that too

El Padrino said...

heard he could be some sort of robin, not like the gay one though

nolan dont play that shit

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i heard chris o'donnell is going to play robin

tem said...

In the comics bane breaks batmans back land he dies. Someone replaces him.

tem said...

Bale as batman probably doesn't die. Nfw is gordon leavitt the new batman. Maybe robin...maybe.

Keef said...

i make my own all the time



Of course you do. You probably make your own hamburger, too

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

opening a bottle and adding a dash of worcestire doesn't constitue "making your own"

Mize said...

2nd interview for that yob tomorrow AM. They wanted to get it in today, but big bossman,not the rassler, had a meeting.

Keef said...

good luck

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

big bossman probably had to meet with the guy they're hiring off of craigslist

Mize said...

Thanks, Blue

El Padrino said...

"opening a bottle and adding a dash of worcestire doesn't constitue "making your own"


yeah that's not what i do if you need the recipe let me i'll post it tonight

El Padrino said...

"You probably make your own hamburger, too"

you mean grind my own cuts of meat

no

El Padrino said...

there is a horse running in the derby with the name El Padrino

ask me how much i'm putting on him

Keef said...

you mean grind my own cuts of meat


No, I mean make it from scratch. Your* that good of a cook

Keef said...

yeah that's not what i do if you need the recipe let me i'll post it tonight


Knows English

El Padrino said...

beat the joke a little more essay*

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

hahaha

he said beat

El Padrino said...

Nazi madman Adolf Hitler craved cocaine and cars, farted uncontrollably due to his vegetarian diet and was injected with semen from young bulls to keep up with his curvy gal pal Eva Braun, according to a rarely seen and historic cache documents, X-rays and maps of the fuehrer’s “Wolfs Lair” set for public auction next week.

El Padrino said...

piece

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

one of the coolest scenes from Band of Brothers is when they take his castle in the sky

Mize said...

"i think i'm gonna try and make my own bbq sauce this summer"


I've done that once for pulled pork sandos. It was surprisingly good.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

and mustard potato salad

oh YEAH!

tem said...

At JFK airport. People are nice. We are in the foreign terminal though. Lots of real eye talian chicks helping us out. Security line was 2 people long.

tem said...

Then once you get to the bars and stuff its all Asians.

Mize said...

Temcations are the best

tem said...

Real eye talian chicks have lots of hair

tem said...

Waiter at the bar is most definitely a kung fu master. No way is he not. He speaks like one from the movies.

tem said...

Door alarm for the restricted area is going off at the aerodome. Nyc folks just ignore it, I guess the door alarm going off is a common occurrence.

Actually I think a wheelchair kid set it off, so its OK.

ToddPacker said...

enjoy your vacation, tem.... stay away from the pool

tem said...

Boat has like 10 pools. I hope some topless chicks are there.

Jugdish said...

Top deck tem

Jugdish said...

Have fun man!

Jugdish said...

They have diet Pepsi on that boat?

Keef said...

I'm jealous of the temcation

Jugdish said...

I'm jealous of the temcation

^^^^^

cruises are fun...unless you've never been on one like Lp

Keef said...

I called Verizon every day this week to see if the would waive the upgrade fee. Every sales person I talked to, I told them Sprint was waiving the activation fee. Every time they said no they couldn't do anything about it. So I called today to talk to customer service to ask how I remove the two lines so I can switch to Sprint and the customer service rep says "you've been with us 11 years, why are you switching?" I tell her and she says oh no worries, we can waive that $60 to keep you as a customer.
Chalk one up for the good guys. Cmk is getting an iPhone and I'm getting the Droid 4

Keef said...

Time for The Keg

Mize said...

I really outdid myself for Kev's birthday this year

El Padrino said...

lovad popping agian

Mize said...

Look at this guy

Mize said...

You're missing out on hilarity on facebook, you big fat loser

ToddPacker said...

facebook is for bitches

El Padrino said...

BOOM

old man just told yo ass

Mize said...

He's an old man, though. Doesn't really count.

Keef said...

I really outdid myself for Kev's birthday this year



Good stuff

Keef said...

Shagging fly balls is dangerous

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