Friday, May 25, 2012

sorry

How ya doin?

192 comments:

I ♥ Kobe said...

i'm good, how you doin

El Padrino said...

im tired

worked the most lavish over the top bar mitzvah last night

I ♥ Kobe said...

nothing like trying to hook up with 13 year old girls


/lp

El Padrino said...

gross

Jugdish said...

still got it!

/Lp

Mize said...

"im tired

worked the most lavish over the top bar mitzvah last night"

Are you rich now?

Spaceman Spiff said...

haren 14K shutout

Spaceman Spiff said...

sheen didn't buy LTs ring

El Padrino said...

In The Army Now, Part 2

is happening

El Padrino said...

Are you rich now?


Worst. Tippers. EVAR!!!!!

Keef said...

im tired

worked the most lavish over the top bar mitzvah last night




woe

El Padrino said...

I was valet all night. Some guys didn't even tip a dollar.

I drove nothing beneath an Infiniti. I think the worse car we had in the garage was a Honda Accord.

El Padrino said...

"woe"

fuck it

while we're here i should mention im also working tonight

and i left my phone at the hall

so no WWF for me today

WOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

which means no one gets WORKED

Jugdish said...

which means i wont get WORKED


fixed

El Padrino said...

this one guy asked for change for a twenty so i gave it to him

The End.





Like bro seriously? You ask for change and don't leave a tip? FOR a 2013 RANGE ROVER. GARAGED.

Keef said...

while we're here i should mention im also working tonight



woe

tem said...

"Worst. Tippers. EVAR!!!!!"

jewish people, bad tippers?

i'd never heard anything like that before ever.

El Padrino said...

not worse than the ::whisper voice::

blacks

Mize said...

From what I heard, the blacks is not the term used after a particular wedding in September.

Keef said...

mize knows

Jugdish said...

From what I heard, the blacks is not the term used after a particular wedding in September.




my wedding is in june


s

Keef said...

he meant Tyler's wedding


S

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP's night

tem said...

i have no idear* what wedding he is talking about

I ♥ Kobe said...

who got married in september

tem said...

its may bro'

Keef said...

It would take 10 bathtubs full of water to make one T-shirt.

tem said...

what does that even mean?

Keef said...

i have no idear* what wedding he is talking about



When he called me whilst we were in Austin and he said he just got done working a N wedding

Keef said...

what does that even mean?



No idear

tem said...

ok, i remember that conversation.

ToddPacker said...

moving day.... woe

Jugdish said...

at least you have a lot of storage with that 6 car garage

Jugdish said...

my realtor has been telling me that the people renting my house want to move in on june 15th. i got the lease to sign yesterday...its june 1. got a lot to do between now and then

Jugdish said...

i think its better though. this gives them a few weeks to find stuff wrong and call me. if they moved in on the 15th and i leave on the 20th ill be gone for two weeks and won't be able to handle any calls

tem said...

june 1 means more rent income for you.

tem said...

lunch time.

then early day. yay 3.5 day weekend.

Keef said...

my realtor has been telling me that the people renting my house want to move in on june 15th. i got the lease to sign yesterday...its june 1. got a lot to do between now and then



So where do you stay for 19 days? fmjug's?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Dat Cop

netherlands

must not have to chase after people over there, get to wear cowboy boots to work

Keef said...

the dude behind her is nice.

/mize

I ♥ Kobe said...

maybe she's one of those mounted patrols.


i'd mount that patrol

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

That's a dude

El Padrino said...

"From what I heard, the blacks is not the term used after a particular wedding in September."

Tree of trust bro. Thought we were in the tree of trust that night.

El Padrino said...

"got a lot to do between now and then"

lots of woe today amonsgt usually non woe-ers

El Padrino said...

dat ass

holy shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"David Maraniss’ forthcoming biography of Barack Obama tells tales of a young dope-smoking president-to-be who was always quick to bogart that joint.

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit."

El Padrino said...

I asked youz to leave.

NOW. Youz can't leave.

El Padrino said...

Heat/C's?

O:FP or O:FB

Keef said...

I'd rather see the C's

Keef said...

C's can beat the Heat. Philly can't.

I ♥ Kobe said...

okc and the spurs will both beat the heat

Keef said...

True. But the earlier the heat lose, the better

I ♥ Kobe said...

westbrook will dominate Wade


WORK him

Aitch said...

"exfemtem never understood the love of doing nothing. every weekend had to have some sort of event in it."

Bmh is exactly the same. Must be a women* thing.

Mize said...

"C's can beat the Heat. Philly can't."


Neither can. The Heat would wreck the Celts. I'd rather see the 8 seed in the Conference Finals.

I ♥ Kobe said...

using the word Me when you should use I, is a pet peeve of me

Keef said...

The Heat would wreck the Celts


Just like during the regular season, right?

Aitch said...

Conversely, I hate when people misuse I as opposed to me. NS.

Keef said...

Especially with Bosh out

Aitch said...

The C's had a chance to beat the Heat if Bosh didn't play and they temained relatively healthy. Now, they are the walking wounded and it doesn't matter if Bosh plays. Miami will WORK them... if they even beat Philly.

Aitch said...

Temained is awesome

El Padrino said...

you magnificent son of a bitch

El Padrino said...

the spurs will beat the heat

*ficced

I ♥ Kobe said...

okc will beat the spurs

I ♥ Kobe said...

although it would be nice to see the spurs sweep the heat...just like a few years ago, but with better players, lebron will be a FAIL

I ♥ Kobe said...

keith, bet?

I ♥ Kobe said...

reds/rockies weekend series

I ♥ Kobe said...

david wright has been caught stealing 5 times, he's only tried 9...that's not a good avg

El Padrino said...

okc will beat the spurs

stop it

El Padrino said...

david wright has been caught stealing 5 times, he's only tried 9...that's not a good avg

he is batting .405?
with a stupid .500 OBP

WORK

I ♥ Kobe said...

and then he gets thrown out 55% of the time trying to steal..

dumb

El Padrino said...

not 55% of the time he gets on base though

Keef said...

Miami will WORK them... if they even beat Philly.



xnij

Keef said...

keith, bet?




I dunno. Cincy might be tired from sweeping a 4 game series with the Braves this week.

Keef said...

aja yeah I'll bet

I ♥ Kobe said...

oh, i totally expect to lose this bet.

but i ain't not a chicken

Jugdish said...

So where do you stay for 19 days? Fmjugs?


Yeah

Keef said...

Yeah



Sinner

Keef said...

Cincinnati Bengals undrafted rookie Brandon Joiner was sentenced to three years in prison on charges stemming from a 2007 incident that occurred when he was playing at Texas A&M, according to the Bryan-College Station Eagle.



jesus

Jugdish said...

Sinner


She lives with her parents. Been staying there for a couple months...seperate rooms.

ns

She's got the jimmy leg

s

Jugdish said...

Sinner


She lives with her parents. Been staying there for a couple months...seperate rooms.

ns

She's got the jimmy leg

s

Keef said...

She lives with her parents. Been staying there for a couple months...seperate rooms.



Fun

Keef said...

Separate rooms is the way to go

/keef

Keef said...

Do you sneak into her room in the middle of the night to get the heisman?

I ♥ Kobe said...

you stay at her parents house in a separate room?

I ♥ Kobe said...

does your house have mice or something?

Jugdish said...

Fun


Its been fine, her parents are cool. I am looking forward to getting out of there though

Keef said...

he's taking it slow.

Jugdish said...

No Heisman


Been staying there because my furniture is all packed up.

Keef said...

Its been fine


MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!
you should do that

Jugdish said...

he's taking it slow.

Basically

Jugdish said...

MA! THE MEATLOAF! FUCK!

Ha..i should...

El Padrino said...

what a disaster

El Padrino said...

you keeping that snake in a cage focker?

Jugdish said...

what a disaster


your face is a disaster

El Padrino said...

no your situation is a disaster

Keef said...

he's living in a house. it's not a disaster

s

Jugdish said...

no your situation is a disaster


No, its actually a good situation. Moved all my furniture to have thr floors cleaned. I never had to move it back in. didnt have to worry about cleaning the house all the time, cancelled internet and cable and elec bill was way down too. I get along with her parents well, so staying there isnt bad at all.

El Padrino said...

whatever you say

Jugdish said...

whatever you say

Apology accepted

El Padrino said...

meiz Ad Rock interview in Rolling Stone is cool, talks bout the MCA death

Mize said...

LP hates his inlaws

El Padrino said...

well of course i do

El Padrino said...

just alot of shit going on

jug's homeless even though he owns two homes (almost)

he cleaned the floors

hes getting married in a state he doesnt live in

honeymoon

new house

new people living in his old house for a fee (rent)

El Padrino said...

all in june

El Padrino said...

samberg harvard speech

Mize said...

Okay, I'm totally bored. I get it now.

Mize said...

Yo know what else is awesome about this gig? Not having the need to flag a dozen emails in outlook each day because somebody fucked up, and I have to remember to fix it before I leave.

Mize said...

There's an old softball bat in my office. Maybe I should be working on my swing?

Mize said...

Apparently I'm going to some super duper awesome church festival in Appleton next weekend. People say it's a hoot. And they give away beer instead of lame prizes for the carnival games.

Mize said...

There better be some 64 there.

/Mize

Mize said...

I'm going home

El Padrino said...

I'm leaving in 15 minutes.

I ♥ Kobe said...

samberg was funny

Keef said...

There's an old softball bat in my office. Maybe I should be working on my swing?


Don't ruin your golf swing

s

Keef said...

Just found out we can leave at 3:00 today. eow

Mize said...

Everybody leave early today!

Keef said...

ooohh, just found out that 1 person from each team has to stay til their normal time and everyone else can leave at 3:00. We're gonna draw straws. Gotta think positive thoughts

Keef said...

suite. I didn't lose

I ♥ Kobe said...

i'm leaving at 3pm

I ♥ Kobe said...

gonna go buy a new golf bag

Mize said...

"gonna go buy a new golf bag"

Go Ogio.

Keef said...

LP would WORK you at play golfing. WORK!

Mize said...

$10 a shot

/LP

Keef said...

I haven't golfed since June last year

Keef said...

mize
Do you still have your aol email?

Mize said...

Yes

Keef said...

you have suite mail

Mize said...

Fantastic

Keef said...

if anyone else wants suite mail, post your email address

Spaceman Spiff said...

facebook

Spaceman Spiff said...
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Spaceman Spiff said...

harry and lloyd at the pacers/heat game

Keef said...

sent

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

ToddPacker said...

moving sucks

ToddPacker said...

pmccormack21@gmail.com

ToddPacker said...

not sure what the email is for but what the hell

ToddPacker said...

new place is smaller... can't fit all of our shit

Keef said...

There you go

Mize said...

"new place is smaller... can't fit all of our shit"

Face!

ToddPacker said...

"Face!"

yes, luckily we're only gonna be in this place for a year

ToddPacker said...

"There you go"

grate email

Mize said...

"yes, luckily we're only gonna be in this place for a year"

Are you building?

tem said...

You know my email I think

Keef said...

I think not

Mize said...

Koops Arizona Heat mustard is outstanding

Mize said...

tem@email.com

Jugdish said...

michael.marici@gmail.com

Mize said...

H is drunk and violent

Keef said...

Enjoy, jug

tem said...

temwr87@yahoo.com

tem said...

"new place is smaller... can't fit all of our shit"

shit goes in garage stalls 3 through 6.

tem said...

Chick softball players seem to be either hot or fugly . No middle ground.

Mize said...

"Chick softball players seem to be either hot or fugly . No middle ground."


Yes. This is true.

Keef said...

There you go, tem

Keef said...

Tired.
Had to work last night

/LP

Mize said...

Fuckin' Jews.

Mize said...

Rev pretending to be a Sixers fan this week is just adorable.

Keef said...

Who is rev?

Aitch said...

m_hilario@hotmail.com

Mize said...

Don't send H no titties. He hasn't worked for them.

Keef said...

I better send it so you won't want to beat the piss out of me

Keef said...

What work did you do for them?

Keef said...

I just had sexy time so I'm in a giving mood

Mize said...

"What work did you do for them?"


14,000 tweets in three years, son!

Keef said...

OIC

I ♥ Kobe said...

ben@tuckertown.com


do it

tem said...

Tem ufc picks were solid.

Keef said...

U got it, blue

Keef said...

Just saw the Ball Park commercial. Good stuff

I ♥ Kobe said...

berry good email

Mize said...

You guys that are blocked on Youtube at work, do you have access to vimeo?

Mize said...

Tomorrow's post should be a good one.

Keef said...

FACE!

Mize said...

Tomorrow's post is video. Kinda need to know whether or not I need to throw stuff on Vimeo.

ToddPacker said...

"Tomorrow's post is video. Kinda need to know whether or not I need to throw stuff on Vimeo."

i would think most people are off tomorrow

Mize said...

The Meiz doesn't take days off for Monday's post.

Keef said...

Right. But we aren't at work to be blockt*

Keef said...

This around the world in 80 plates show is alright

I ♥ Kobe said...

blocked

I ♥ Kobe said...

everybody has a phone

I ♥ Kobe said...

redneck margaritas

USA!

Keef said...

What is that

I ♥ Kobe said...

12 oz of frozen limeade concentrate
12 oz of tequila
24 oz of light beer
6 oz of cointreau(i added this).

mix it all together...and BAM

awesome

I ♥ Kobe said...

it's the official drink of blue's neighborhood

Keef said...

Nice

I ♥ Kobe said...

i used miller lite, because that has the least taste

i'm thinking of making "skinny margs" with miller 64

I ♥ Kobe said...

they taste pretty great and are less filling


and after two margs, you're pretty fucked up

I ♥ Kobe said...

my neighborhood is the best

Keef said...

Your name/pic is I want a mustache ride

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