Thursday, May 10, 2012

SON OF A BITCH

Okay, I wasn't planning on this, so I'm spitballing.

I think the Heat are going to run away with the title this year

I think the Brewers giving Runnin Ron Roenicke an extension is the right move because you avoid a lame duck situation if it comes up within the next 2 years.  It keeps him committed to the team, and keeps his mind off "well we suck and I'm in the last year of my deal, so fuck it". Regardless, FIRE RON ROENICKE. He's a terrible in-game manager.  Sure the guys like him, and they play for him, but he can't make the proper adjustments while a game is happening.  He fucking sucks.

I think the Lions are going to suck this year.  I hope the Broncos suck this year.  Not sure why, because I don't dislike Elway, or Peyton, or anybody associated with the organization.  The Broncos just feel like a team I want to see fail.  I also can't wait for the impending trainwreck that is the New York Jets.  That situation will be legendary.

What else?

I had horseshoes tonight.  A third of the league didn't show.  I shot 10, 15, 7.  Very average for me.  The new owner of the Edge rocks.  He got the lights hooked up for the pits, and actually hooked up a radio for outside.

I want rifles.  I have a shotgun, but I want rifles, dammit.  They're too expensive though.  I want a .22, 30/30, 30/.06, and ultimately a .50cal.  I don't have any good reason for any of those, other than the .22.

Fishing season starts back up soon.  I can't wait to start drop-shotting, and plopping the rocket bobbers out there.

I just dozed off,so it's time to wrap it up.




Learn how to clean a Pike, you bastards.  Everything else is easy.

152 comments:

Keef said...

I'm going camping and northern pike fishing this weekend

Aitch said...

Damn west coasters...

El Padrino said...

where in flagstaff

you got trees in arizona that arent palm?

El Padrino said...

fucking work you in horseshoes

WORK YOU

Keef said...

Yeah, flagstaff.

I have a palo verde tree in my front yard. Northern part of the state is forest

Jugdish said...

I think the Heat are going to run away with the title this year


If their series with the knicks goes 7 games, then Anything can happen


/Lp

El Padrino said...

as much as i hate lebron i hate chalmers even more

El Padrino said...

dont know how the mets are doing it but i love it

El Padrino said...

phillies suck

Blue said...

word on the street is that Jeremy Lin isn't going to play anymore during these playoffs

El Padrino said...

heard that too

Blue said...

people in Denver are getting way to pumped up about the nuggets

going to let all the air out of their balloon tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I think the Heat are going to run away with the title this year"

done told ya'll

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

Anyone see this yet? Saw one in Wendy's yesterday

Mize said...

I don't really remember typing up the post for today. I was hamcocked.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rubio's down the street has had that for a long time

Spaceman Spiff said...

re:coke machine

Aitch said...

Yea they have the freestyle at the Wendy's here. It's hdh.

Mize said...

I do recall wanting to go on a tirade trashing Brewers fans that constantly make excuses for Runnin' Ron all the time and giving him passes because of injuries, and ignoring his shitty in-game management.

El Padrino said...

are you pumped for olympics?

Keef said...

mize trying to rationalize the Breer's re-signing RR is grate*. WGAF if he's a lame duck mgr. The team is going to win this year either way

El Padrino said...

fucking gays

Keef said...

isn't* going to win

Spaceman Spiff said...

"are you pumped for olympics?"

not yet

Keef said...

That Russian plain* hit a goddman volcano

Keef said...

LP
Your name/pic is No more Knicks

No More Knicks said...

hey who put this volcano here?

Blue said...

yeah, the five guys here all have that CC freestyle.

they had a guy explaining to people how to use it one day when I was in there.

Beth said...

"Anyone see this yet? Saw one in Wendy's yesterday"

Living in Atlanta has one advantage, we get all the Coke stuff early. Several places near work have had those for over a year now.

The flavor choices are great but the line the get your drink backs up VERY easily cause it's a slow process.

Keef said...

the line the get your drink backs up VERY easily cause it's a slow process.



THIS. Giving people the opportunity to make a choice is a bad idear

Blue said...

plus there's only one outlet...so you can't have 2 or 3 people using it at once

Keef said...

True. But if you want to have a cherry/vanilla/diet dr pepper/coke zero/lemonade, you're in luck

Keef said...

They need to add a Millers 64 to that masheen

/mize

Blue said...

"I think I have the new dtv box, but I'm not sure"

it's the one you can record 5 shows at once with, as opposed to just 2

No More Knicks said...

DA HOPPAH

Spaceman Spiff said...

pain in the ass

/LP

bitch only got months in jail

Keef said...

I'm going to call DTV today and see if they'll match the $40 special that Dish has. If not, we're going with DA HOPPAH

No More Knicks said...

that was a distrubing video

Keef said...

Remember when LP said he was going to throw in random sentences with correct capitalization & punctuation & grammar, and then beth said that he wouldn't, and then LP said that was incorrect.


It was correct

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Lamont Peterson-Amir Khan fight canceled over failed test
The rematch is scrapped in the wake of Peterson's positive test for testosterone."

Keef said...

I've nerve* had a positive test for testosterone

/mize

Keef said...

Yankees reliever Rafael Soriano stepped toward third base and bluffed a pickoff throw, then twirled and made a soft toss to first. No dice, the Tampa Bay runners didn't fall for that ol' trick -- they'd seen it too often.
Starting next year, no one might ever see that exact play again.
Major League Baseball is poised to pick off the much-maligned move, the fake-to-third, throw-to-first ploy that often succeeds only in getting the whole ballpark to shout "Balk!"

Blue said...

that worked the other day for the Rockies, caught Matt Kemp

Mize said...

"WGAF if he's a lame duck mgr."


My lame duck comment was S. Facebook doesn't have NS & S. I also say things on there just to piss Deluxe off, because he takes everything seriously.

Keef said...

because he takes everything seriously.




What a retard

/H

kod said...

"The Minnesota Vikings are close to a new stadium after the House early today approved a construction plan 71-60."


suite


"House bill author Rep. Morrie Lanning, R-Moorhead, predicted it will serve the state more than 50 years, replacing the outdated Metrodome in downtown Minneapolis."



more than 50 years? cmon; if the Vikes aren't threatening to leave if they don't get a new stadium in another 25 years I'll be completely SAS

No More Knicks said...

yeah they had it at the five guys over here

i always get the iced tea anyway so i didnt use it

Keef said...

i always get the iced tea anyway


That's cute

No More Knicks said...

i rarely drink soda

Blue said...

why?

Keef said...

stunts your growth

Blue said...

because you hate wholesomey goodness?

Mize said...

People that go out of their way to tell people that they don't drink soda crack me up. Nobody gives a fuck.

Blue said...

didn't stunt my penis growth

Mize said...

Soda is fucking delicious.

Keef said...

People that go out of their way to tell people that they don't drink soda crack me up



He rarely drinks soda

Keef said...

I rarely drink soda. But I drink whiskey like a boss


/lp

Mize said...

"He rarely drinks soda"


Same thing

Keef said...

"Same thing"



You don't have sex in the butt

You rarely have sex in the butt

Same thing?

Blue said...

sex in the butt is delicious

/meiz

Mize said...

"I'm going camping and northern pike fishing this weekend"


Are you specifically targeting Northerns? If so, what do you use for bait? Just curious. I never catch Northern in open water, but always catch them through the ice.

Keef said...

Nerve fished for them before. We are going to be here. I just boat* some lures that look like little rainbow trout and some 6" steel leaders

No More Knicks said...

i didndt go out of my way to tell you i RARELY drink soda, i was responding to keef's iced tea dig

Soda IS fucking delicious.

i just stay away from it because I'd rather spend my sugars/calories on food/beer

COLOV

Aitch said...

There's no ice in AZ

No More Knicks said...

my favorite drink in the world (non-alcoholic) is a cherry coke

Mize said...

"Nerve fished for them before. We are going to be here. I just boat* some lures that look like little rainbow trout and some 6" steel leaders"


Hm. Not sure how fishing crankbaits will work with steel leaders. You should be okay if you throw medium and large under a bobber. Pike seem like a tough fish to specifically target because they're cruisers and don't just hole up in one location under cover since they're often the alpha predator in the water.

Mize said...

Damn. AZ's Pike regulations are real as steel. No daily bag limit, permission to kill immediately. We can only keep 5.

AZ hates Pike, WI apparently likes them.

No More Knicks said...

look at bob the bass man over here dropping fishing knowledge

easy bill dance

Keef said...

Hm. Not sure how fishing crankbaits will work with steel leaders


It's not a crank bait. It's a rubber lure. And my guess is the fishing will suck. We went up 2 years ago and tried to fish but there were like 40 mph winds. Weather forecast says it's supposed to be at least 20mph winds this weekend. Worst case scenario is that the wind sucks, and we go to the small lake by our campsite and catch little rainbow trout

Keef said...

There's no ice in AZ



OK LP

Keef said...

Just went to Arby's & ordered a value fry and they gave me curly fries. Bonus

Keef said...

they're probably the same price, so maybe it's not a bonus

Mize said...

I like fishing, man. I spend time on fishing sites and message boards every night. I like the challenge and the reward of catching fish.

Keef said...

I prefer to eat my curly fries with Arby's sauce instead of catsup

Mize said...

That was @ LP

Mize said...

"I prefer to eat my curly fries with Arby's sauce instead of catsup"


Goes without saying

Keef said...

I like fishing, man. I spend time on fishing sites and message boards every night. I like the challenge and the reward of catching fish.



Same here. I get bored pretty quickly out there, though. The fishing here isn't that grate*. Next weekend I'm meeting up with my dad after I get off work at HD on Friday night and we're heading up to a lake here. I can't do more than 8-10 hours, unless we're having any success. If not, I'm usually checked out after about 4-5 hours

Keef said...

Same here meant that I like fishing and the challenge/reward part. I don't read anything about fishing

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Goes without saying"

no it doesn't

Keef said...

Goes without saying



i said it

No More Knicks said...

"I like the challenge and the reward of catching fish."

challenge?

do you eat what you keep

Keef said...

challenge?

do you eat what you keep



I usually don't. If I'm with my pops, he'll usually keep them and take them home

Mize said...

"do you eat what you keep"


Ummmm, yes. Why else would you keep a fish?

Keef said...

challenge?



You don't just grab a hook and throw it in the water and the fish are there fighting over it

No More Knicks said...

"Ummmm, yes. Why else would you keep a fish?"

meant do you keep em i guess

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue,
"The home of Denver Nuggets star Chris Andersen -- aka The Birdman -- is being investigated by the Internet Crimes Against Children task force in Colorado.

The Douglas County Sheriff's Dept. received a tip from a California law enforcement agency back in February and finally searched Andersen's home early this morning. We're told officials seized property from the residence during the search.
"

No More Knicks said...

"You don't just grab a hook and throw it in the water and the fish are there fighting over it"

bait line, cast it or drop it, wait, reel it when it bites

in my experiences anyway it doesnt feel like a challenge it's more of a leisure activity

cooler, some canned beer, find a rock and sit on it

Keef said...

I guess it could be considered a leisure activity if you're just throwing bait on a hook.

I'm not just throwing bait on a hook. That's more boring

No More Knicks said...

what are you doing then, luring the fish to your pole?

you sly dog

i could see how it can be challenging, it is what you make of it

Blue said...

"I prefer to eat my curly fries with Arby's sauce instead of catsup"

twhnbs

Keef said...

On the phone with DTV right now. I said I want to cancel DTV because I'm going to Dish. Dude says why. I say I'm looking to cut costs and Dish is offering the Hopper for free, plus 100 more channels than what I have right now for less than half of what I'm paying right now.
Dude puts me on hold and comes back and says "I found a package that I think is what you're looking for. You're eligible for a DVR/HD upgrade so we can get that for you for all the rooms. That's a $700 value. So we can get that for you, but there is a one time installation fee. And we can keep the same package that you have". I ask what the fee is. He says "Well, everything that I offered is valued at $700, but it would just be a one time fee of $350 for you". I laugh and ask if he's serious. I said "Is that really what you're offering me right now?" He said yeah, that was the package I said Dish was offering. I said "You obviously didn't listen to a word I said. I said I was trying to cut costs, and you came back to me with something that I have to front $350 and my monthly payment stays the same. How is that helping me out." He says "Well it's just a one time fee. And it gets you the equipment you want and it saves you the hassle of having to return our equipment and have our competitor come set up new equipment". I said "I think I'll take the hassle, but good looking out" and hung up

Blue said...

that's guy's an idiot

Blue said...

but you didn't cancel your service

Blue said...

mission accomplished by that guy

Keef said...

but you didn't cancel your service


True. I haven't called Dish yet. As soon as I know when they'll set it up, then I'll cancel DTV

Blue said...

kobe might miss tonight's game

"The all-star has gastroenteritis — in other words, stomach issues — and is not at the Lakers shootaround.

Keef said...

I knew they wouldn't match what Dish was offering but I figured I'd give them a chance to

Blue said...

set up the dish stuff online, you get an extra $10/month off

Keef said...

set up the dish stuff online, you get an extra $10/month off



cool, thanks. I'm trying to see if they have free installation, I can't find that

Blue said...

yeah, i bet if you stayed on the phone and pushed the cancellation, he'd have come back with a better deal

they're like fucking car salesmen, if they can get you to accept their initial crappy offer, they win

Blue said...

i went through the process to the point where i was ready to checkout...
showed installation was free for me

Keef said...

Do I need the protection plan?

Keef said...

yeah, i bet if you stayed on the phone and pushed the cancellation, he'd have come back with a better deal

they're like fucking car salesmen, if they can get you to accept their initial crappy offer, they win




True. But I'm done haggling. Just went through that shit with 2 cars, last week with the phones. I know they're not going to get me $40/mo for 250 channels, so I'm not going to waste my time

Blue said...

re: birdman

i wonder if that's why Karl hasn't played him in like 2 months

Blue said...

"True. But I'm done haggling. Just went through that shit with 2 cars, last week with the phones. I know they're not going to get me $40/mo for 250 channels, so I'm not going to waste my time"

good point

Blue said...

birdman is already setting up the "it wasn't me" defense

"Proving who used the computer or computers in question is frequently a tricky part of Internet crime cases.Property records show at least one other person lives at the Larkspur home."

Mize said...

"in my experiences anyway it doesnt feel like a challenge it's more of a leisure activity"


That's because you're out there drinking, not fishing. Do I sometimes just throw a worm or a minnow under a bobber? Of course. But sitting around and not catching fish isn't as fun.

Mize said...

"I'm not just throwing bait on a hook. That's more boring"


Keith knows.

Blue said...

"what are you doing then, luring the fish to your pole? "

i guess that's why they call the "bait"....lures?

Keef said...

A co-worker of cmk has Dish and a referral # we can use for 1 month free. Suite

Blue said...

i have a referral number where I get you $100 off for directv

Keef said...

I already have DTV

Keef said...

i have a referral number where I get you $100 off for directv



Remember when I was getting DTV and you had a referral, but then I got it from Jug? That was hilarity

Blue said...

bastard

Blue said...

now i'll have to refer TEm

Blue said...

or if meiz ever gets his own place

Keef said...

AHIK*

Keef said...

mize doesn't want to spend more than $300 on rent. He won't spend $80 on cable

No More Knicks said...

0%

Mize said...

"He won't spend $80 on cable"


Not a chance in hell. I'll have internet, but not cable tv.

Mize said...

Unless the cable is free.

Blue said...

what about dish?

Blue said...

i hope kobe shits himself in the middle of the game tonight

Mize said...

"what about dish?"


All the same thing

Blue said...

Tebow loves his mommy

also makes some authentic NY pizza

Blue said...

nuggets have "dismissed" birdman from the team

Blue said...

sorry, "excused him indefinitely"

No More Knicks said...

piece

Aitch said...

"OK LP"

There are frozen lakes in Arizona?

Keef said...

There are frozen lakes in Arizona?



Are you asking if there are frozen lakes right now? Or ever? Because most of the lakes in the northern part of the state freeze over during the winter

Aitch said...

"most of the lakes in the northern part of the state freeze over during the winter"

Honestly didn't know that. When you think ice fishing, you don't exactly picture AZ. My bad, As.

Keef said...

Apology accepted

Blue said...

flagstaff is like at 7k feet above sea level

Mize said...

"flagstaff is like at 7k feet above sea level"


Flagstaff, the mile high city.

Blue said...

the mile and a half high

Keef said...

Flagstaff, the mile high city.




Knows math

Blue said...

flagstaff is a cool town though

Keef said...

hippy town

Keef said...

hippie

Mize said...

"Knows math"


I knew there would be a comment.

Aitch said...

I couldn't care less about the geography of AZ

Blue said...

so you could care more?

Blue said...

at least Arizona doesn't have to have any chunnels that go under water

Blue said...

mostly because there are no lakes becuase it's all a desert

/lp

Keef said...

I couldn't care less about the geography of AZ



This all started because you spoke out of your as., LP

Blue said...

i didn't know there were beaches in Mass.

Blue said...

oh wait, yes i did

Blue said...

typical east coast bias

Aitch said...

"mostly because there are no lakes becuase it's all a desert

/lp"

Playing the role well.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced in an official statement that defensive end Da'Quan Bowers tore his Achilles' tendon and is planning to undergo surgery Friday."

Keef said...

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