Monday, May 07, 2012

Siete de Mayo

Congrats again to mize on the new yob. Don't let your ego rub people the wrong way. NS

We went out for Cinco de Mayo on Saturday night. It was me, cmk, her friend, her friend's husband and bro-in-law, csil, & hsil. I guess the plan was to set csil with the bro-in-law. So what does csil do? She goes all csil. She got fucking hammered. she was a wreck at the bar. The bro-in-law knew a lot of people at the bar, and he was talking to chicks he knew all night. That was driving csil crazy, which means it drove her to drink way more. It was awesome.

Will Ferrell is hosting SNL this weekend. Giddyup

So, what's the feeling about summit III. If I'm going to be able to make it, AHIK*, I'm gonna need to see how much a plane ticket is.

It's Mother's Day this weekend. Tell your wife you love her, LP. And don't ask her if she wants to go out and fuck on the balcony. That's more of an Arbor Day suggestion.

111 comments:

Aitch said...

Happy Monday

Beth said...

"Don't let your ego rub people the wrong way."

Mize doesn't have an ego, he just thinks he's better than "you".

s

Aitch said...

Is Joe Johnson the most overpaid guy in the NBA? That's the discussion on local sports talk this morning...

Aitch said...

Since the Red Sox are the new Mets.

Beth said...

"Is Joe Johnson the most overpaid guy in the NBA? That's the discussion on local sports talk this morning..."

People in Atlanta have felt that way since he was first signed. A good solid player but not the superstar the local media has tried to make him out to be.

Congrats to the Celts H, this series is done.

Aitch said...

Beth with the xnij attempt

Beth said...

That's actually not a xnij, I really have little interest in basketball. But from the little I do follow the Hawks this seems very typical for them.

El Padrino said...

congrats on the new job meiz

which is?

El Padrino said...

im off today

giddyup

Aitch said...

On a sadder Boston note, Adrian Gonzalez had the worst at bat in the history of baseball yesterday. 2 on, nobody out, Sox down by 3 and he strikes out on three pitches against a position player on the mound...

El Padrino said...

"It's Mother's Day this weekend. Tell your wife you love her, LP."

why she isnt my mother

s

i boat* her a kindle fire

El Padrino said...

which she knows about because of this "seperate bank account" issue that is COLOV 3 times over

El Padrino said...

IDGAF how good oatmeal is for you it tasts like shit

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

tasts* ihisiirl

El Padrino said...

did you see the last play of the heat game, lebron just stood in the corner then rotated out to the left of the three key while wade seemingly lookd for him to pop off a screen for a 3 attempt

it was strange

i doubt the play was wade dribble for 12 seconds then launch a desperation three in the corner fading away

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

no?

El Padrino said...

yo Adrian Gonzalez

hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaa

El Padrino said...

beginning to think that no high priced free agent is a wise signing nowadays

Aitch said...

Did you see that at bat EP? Pitiful..

Aitch said...

"which is?"

Inbound scheduler with Sisqo*. Whatever that means.

Keef said...

On a sadder Boston note, Adrian Gonzalez had the worst at bat in the history of baseball yesterday



You sure about that?

/Beltran

El Padrino said...

i saw it aitch

just awful

Aitch said...

Didn't Beltran at least work the count full? And it was against a pitcher at least. Their DH was on the mound!!

1st pitch 84 mph down the middle taken for a strike.
2nd pitch 85 mph down the middle fouled off.
3rd pitch 83 mph low and outside swinging strike.

El Padrino said...

inbound

meiz likes inbound

perfect

El Padrino said...

keef is kidding that is the worst at bat and everyone is sure about it

Keef said...

Cole Hamels gonna get suspended

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Yogi Bear was given a collar to make it easier to animate his head movements.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"did you see the last play of the heat game, lebron just stood in the corner"

most valuable prop

he was actually hitting in the 4th too, before that

Aitch said...

Big day so far.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

nuggets are making jordan hill a lot of money this offseason

Blue said...

fucking rockies got sweeped*

Jugdish said...

dinofarts

Beth said...

Fucking Braves swept the Rockies.

*fixed

Blue said...

eli was pretty good on SNL

Jugdish said...

mize

Keef said...

The researchers calculated that the prehistoric beasts pumped out more than 520 million tons (472 million tonnes) of methane a year -- enough to warm the planet and hasten their own eventual demise.



That's retarded

Blue said...

hot receptionist got engaged this weekend

Blue said...

i thought the dinosaurs died because of the ice age

Blue said...

because they were cold blooded, like snakes, so when the climate changed and the temperatures dropped, the ydied

Jugdish said...

apparently it was their farts instead

Jugdish said...

"Maybe you'll treat your little brother with some respect now, Peyton!''



that was eli's best moment on snl

Blue said...

i liked his TD celebrations

Blue said...

the video jug was talking about

Spaceman Spiff said...

collision GIF

Blue said...

guess that guy should stay out of the road

Tyler said...

RE: csil

Awesome. Wish there was photographic/video evidence.

Tyler said...

So, what's the feeling about summit III. If I'm going to be able to make it, AHIK*, I'm gonna need to see how much a plane ticket is.


^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

No evidence.
My favorite part is that the dude ended up paying about $60 for them to take a cab back to her place. This dude has some money. Drives a new Jag. I think he works in commercial R/E or something, lives in north Scottsdale, which is a snooty area.
Anyway, we picked up csil in the afternoon at her place. We walk into her condo and the place smells like ass. She's got her 2 dogs & a cat in a $800 sqft place, and it fucking smells so bad. And she ripped up all her floors because she wants to put wood flooring down, but that was like 3 months ago, so now she has all her furniture and stuff out so it just looks like she's going to leave her concrete floors like they are.
I know this dude probably walked into her fucking mess of a place on Saturday night and was like what the fuck did I get myself into

Blue said...

i'm feeling it

Blue said...

didn't realize people under the age of 70 drove jags

Tyler said...

RE: Joe Johnson

Everyone seems to forget about Elton Brand's contract. I know he's the "veteran presence" but you're paying $17M for a guy to play under 30 minutes and he gives you 11 and 7. That's a lot of money.

And then there's Rashard Lewis. He's the second highest paid player in the league. Made $21M last year, and he's gonna make $22M next year. Robbery.

Keef said...

didn't realize people under the age of 70 drove jags



True that.

Tyler said...

"I know this dude probably walked into her fucking mess of a place on Saturday night and was like what the fuck did I get myself into"

That happened to me one time. Before I met CMTyler.

Tyler said...

Correction: Rashard Lewis is geeting $22M this year and $23M next year. Still highway robbery.

Mize said...

I slept until 10:30. felt great.

Keef said...

Did you have happy dreams about kod?

Blue said...

he was dreaming of all the inbound scheduling

Mize said...

Goddamn, Cheerios are good.

Mize said...

"Did you have happy dreams about kod?"


No. My comment was in regards to his comment on H's fb status.

Keef said...

My comment was in regards to his comment on H's fb status.



I figured

Keef said...

The UFC is returning to Atlantic City on June 22nd for UFC on FX: Maynard vs Guida

Jugdish said...

No. My comment was in regards to his comment on H's fb status.


Do me, kod!!

/mize

Keef said...

hey there

Jugdish said...

hey there


When that was found = one of the funniest lov moments

Keef said...

Who said that?

/LP

Keef said...

wall

Mize said...

"hey there"


Always relevant

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Lin unlikely to play in Game 5; Bibby to start vs. Heat"

knicks keep upping the difficulty level

Keef said...

Another solid start from Phil Humber

Keef said...

The US has been secretly releasing captured Taliban fighters from a detention center in Afghanistan in a bid to strengthen its hand in peace talks with the insurgent group, the Washington Post reported Monday.
Under the risky program, the hardened fighters must promise to give up violence and are threatened with further punishment.



Seems legit

(S)

Keef said...

Did they pinky swear?

Blue said...

they crossed their hearts and hoped to die

Keef said...

stick a needle in their eye?

Mize said...

"Don't let your ego rub people the wrong way."

I already know/work with the guys in the department. One of 'em's a dick. We'll need to fix that.

Mize said...

Hot Pockets are on sale. To the grocery store!

Keef said...

I already know/work with the guys in the department. One of 'em's a dick.



You should be able to change that if you try

Blue said...

i don't need to go to the store, i can just call the sysco

Keef said...

Hot Pockets are on sale. To the grocery store!



Go with the pretzel lean pockets

Blue said...

your face is a pretzel lean pocket

Keef said...

That would be awesome

Mize said...

"Go with the pretzel lean pockets"


We don't have those

Keef said...

you should

Mize said...

Th bacon cheddar one looks good. The chicken queso, not so much.

Keef said...

Bacon cheddar one is good. So is the bbq one. Shit, they're all good

Keef said...

friggin cmk is insane about michael kors shit

Mize said...

Hot Pockets website only shows 2. Must investigate further.

Jugdish said...

i make my own hot pockets

/Lp

Mize said...

This turkey sammich is outstanding

Keef said...

I've got some pork chops with applesauce, cranberry sauce, brown sugar, & suite potatoes sitting in the crock pot right now

Mize said...

Not a porkchop guy. I love pork tenderloin, though. I don't like pork ribs, either.

Keef said...

I'm not a fan when they're grilled. But in the crock pot, they're nice & tender

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I don't like pork ribs, either."

WFT is this shit

Keef said...

yeah pork ribs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> beef ribs

Mize said...

ESPN's doing what they can to televise a no-hitter tonight

Mize said...

"WFT is this shit"

Too fatty. I just don't care for them.

Keef said...

ESPN's doing what they can to televise a no-hitter tonight



So the Mess game must not be on TV

Keef said...

Cole Hamels earned a five-game suspension for the way he welcomed Bryce Harper to the big leagues.

Keef said...

San Francisco Giants reliever Guillermo Mota was suspended for 100 games on Monday, becoming just the third major league player penalized twice for positive drug tests.

Mize said...

"So the Mess game must not be on TV"


Oh, but it is.

Jugdish said...

wall

ToddPacker said...

cheap goal to send the rangers/caps to OT

ToddPacker said...

"ESPN's doing what they can to televise a no-hitter tonight"

didn't work out

Keef said...

Eli Manning OG joke was grate

ToddPacker said...

OG joke was funny, but for the most part SNL sucked

Jugdish said...

this is tp

ToddPacker said...

link didn't work for me

Jugdish said...

Didnt work on My phone, but Did on My pc.

Jugdish said...

Beth...write a post for tem

El Padrino said...

anyone home

Blue said...

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