Wednesday, May 30, 2012

screw facebook

No Google, i don't want to give you my phone number...fucking nazis

Spurs are good, like precise shit, the way basketball is supposed to be played

cmblue has read all 3 of the 50 shades of Gray books in like a week. It's working out for me, i get lots of sexy time out of it. That's what i've come to, and i'm not ashamed. Romance bitches...that was a mother's day present that the whole family (well really mostly me) can enjoy.

My league basketball season has been a wreck. Playoffs start next week. I'm hoping one of the vandenberg twins can come play for us, if the mercs let him out of his contract. I swear i might be the oldest dude in the league I'll probably play again in the summer league...it's been fun.

I haven't fired somebody in a long time, over 2 years...i'm getting the itch again. I guess that's the only way to clean house. New CFO is on board with the house cleaning, as long as i'm not getting the broom.

i'm proud of meiz and his new job (ns). I'm proud of jug and his new house/marriage (ns). I'm proud that beth has nice tits...it's time for an updated picture toots. I'm proud that Tem is starting to use the microwave, and he has a new house with fancy patio furniture (ns). What's this shit about the Queen? I'm proud that Kod protects the indian's rights (ns). I'm proud that H stands up for what he believes in. I'm proud that spiff always has good shit to say and lots of great links. I'm proud of Tyler for being awesome...always one of the best colormen in the game, great analyst. I'm proud that LP doesn't take this place seriously, and he's moved on up in the german bank, but hasn't bragged about it. I'm proud that keith keeps everyone straight and in check. I'm proud Steve saved the world, and that mills still lurks. I'm proud that i probably forgot somebody. But most of all, i think everyone here is good people. There isn't anyone on here that i wouldn't hang out with regular if I lived in town with them. You're all real special...now i'm going to get sexytime.

by the way, tem, to fix the linebreaks, go over to the right hand side, where you post, click on "options"...you should be able to figure out the rest.

171 comments:

tem said...

I'm excited to try the linebreak thing.

tem said...

I think you missed TP.

El Padrino said...

he is proud TP is still alive

El Padrino said...

cmep read two of those books, i only saw a one time increase in activity

i should get her the third one for fathers day

ToddPacker said...

"I think you missed TP."

fuckin jealous of the 6 car garage

s

Mize said...

I'm proud of Blue for giving us his address at the bottom of the post.

Mize said...

TP, new mission for an FU game. Knock out a bum, eat his face.

tem said...

"I'm proud of Blue for giving us his address at the bottom of the post."

i just noticed this. odd.

tem said...

ok, internet sluthing done.

I want a mustache ride said...

it asked for location

so i gave it

I want a mustache ride said...

if you wanna send me free shit, have at it

tem said...

if you win the TCS you get free shit.

if that line stuff works on the posts you'll get 60 TCS points.

I want a mustache ride said...

i found that after I had written my post and already put in all the breaks.

so i felt dumb, but now i know

El Padrino said...

i love it when this place buzzes with activity, i actually hate surfing the net all day

tem said...

is that sarcasm?

tem said...

i can't tell. it wasn't tagged.

El Padrino said...

gollum pissed at Obama now

ranting

pretty suite

El Padrino said...

is that sarcasm?

NS

El Padrino said...

big fan of being busy at work

as long as it's not politics

ns

tem said...

i heard you were the best at politics

El Padrino said...

mountain dew and OJ

DET

Keef said...

best at everything. Fucking WORK you

Tyler said...

Man that sinus surgery was a tough recovery. No pain at all, just a lot of blood and I had 19 side-effects from the antibiotic. I can breathe better now, but my ear problem is still there.

tem said...

they fixed your nose but messed up other things.

that sounds exactly like modern medicine.

I want a mustache ride said...

what the hell is with all the links

Keef said...

Man that sinus surgery was a tough recovery.


The day after the day after the surgery was the worse* for me. Nauseous all day.

Keef said...

what the hell is with all the links



Golf is pretty popular nowadays

Tyler said...

The day after the day after the surgery was the worse* for me. Nauseous all day.

I think the second day after the surgery was the worst for me, I kept feeling worse. Then the next day I felt a little better and it stayed like that until they removed split and sponges. The day after that started out rough but in the afternoon I actually started to feel normal. I had a giant bloodclot on the incision side and I'm still getting a lot of blood when I rinse in the morning.

Keef said...

So they packed your nose? Shitty. I didn't have anything in mine afterwards

El Padrino said...

that blows

Tyler said...

They put sponges in there, but the sponge was a plastic cylinder that was capped on one end and it was pushed all the way up into my sinuses. She couldn't see the one on the left side when she was taking them out because of the blood clot. She said she uses them because it doesn't cause as much scaring as it does without them. So yeah, I could not breathe through my nose at all when they were in.

El Padrino said...

sponges = packing?

Tyler said...

sponges = packing?

I don't know. I thought packing was when you pack it with fabric. Those sponges were plastic and didn't absorb any blood.

El Padrino said...

that is not packing

strange

Keef said...

FACE!


gross

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid of drunk dude

gets beat up a couple times for fucking with traffic and at 4:30 oh boy, right on the button, good night

El Padrino said...

suite

El Padrino said...

that what have last 4 minutes less in NYC traffic

Aitch said...

" I'm proud that H stands up for what he believes in."

I don't know where this came from, but thanks... I think.

I want a mustache ride said...

did that homeless face eaten guy die?

Mize said...

We have an actual working payphone here.

Keef said...

that what have last 4 minutes less in NYC traffic



Knows English

Keef said...

We have an actual working payphone here.



fascinating

El Padrino said...

did that homeless face eaten guy die?

no

Tyler said...

So has the Summit been canceled?

I want a mustache ride said...

something has to be scheduled to be cancelled, right?

Tyler said...

I thought it was tentatively scheduled for late third quarter business.

Keef said...

That was your face

I want a mustache ride said...

we should go to a football game


says the guy who hasn't gone to the previous 2

Keef said...

NO

/cmblue

tem said...

the summit is still on

tem said...

Date - TBD

Location - TBD

Aitch said...

First summit we could have gotten decent tickets to the Cubs game for $30 per guy. Too rich for Meiz's blood.

El Padrino said...

wasnt chicago on jug for meiz?

Aitch said...

In your opinion, if you went to a ball game and the PA announcer called out the count after every pitch, do you think you'd be more engaged in the game or would you find it annoying?

Aitch said...

"wasnt chicago on jug for meiz?"

Just the hotel I think.

Keef said...

I don't pay attention to the PA announcer

tem said...

"In your opinion, if you went to a ball game and the PA announcer called out the count after every pitch, do you think you'd be more engaged in the game or would you find it annoying?"

annoying.

Tyler said...

"First summit we could have gotten decent tickets to the Cubs game for $30 per guy. Too rich for Meiz's blood."

I am going to Chic-ago next month to visit my sister. We have Cubs tickets. Can't wait.

Keef said...

Summit III in the Sherm

I want a mustache ride said...

we could go to a raiders game

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean

El Padrino said...

indifferent aitch

El Padrino said...

LUNCH

Keef said...

Let's go to LA and we could go to a Dodgers game and get kilt*

I want a mustache ride said...

peyton manning has the top jersey sales

I want a mustache ride said...

those broncos fans love to get new jerseys every year

Keef said...

cmk is on a michael kors kick right now. And her bday is next week. I better get lots (ie. 1) of sexy time for the shit I got her

Spaceman Spiff said...

lucky it's only michael kors level right now

Aitch said...

What's a michael kors?

Keef said...

lucky it's only michael kors level right now



true. It's gone from LV to Coach to MK. Can't wait to see what's next. (S)

Keef said...

What's a michael kors?



Not knowing is good for you. NS

I want a mustache ride said...

michael kors is what you trade for sex when you are married

I want a mustache ride said...

coming soon

"Grown Ups II"

Keef said...

nerve* saw the first one

Keef said...

michael kors is what you trade for sex when you are married



Blue knows

Keef said...

Kings going to win the lottery tonight

I want a mustache ride said...

probably...just in time to move to LA

Keef said...

Then they can hire Calipari to coach all his players

El Padrino said...

I better get lots (ie. 1) of sexy time for the shit I got her


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

El Padrino said...

"It's gone from LV to Coach to MK."

at least it's going down

Tyler said...

You don't want Summit III in the Sherm. That would be boring as fuck.

El Padrino said...

hope the kings stomp the devils

Tyler said...

via Chris Broussard on Twitter:

"Bobcats contacted Stan Van Gundy about their head coaching position, but were told by SVG that he may take next season off, sources say."

Yeah, right "I'm gonna take next year off". He's blowing you off MJ, he doesn't want to coach your sorry-ass team.

El Padrino said...

MJ should steal a Spurs assistant or throw bitches and cash at JVG

El Padrino said...

JVG aint going nowhere though he got a suite gig

El Padrino said...

NATE MAC is available

Keef said...

You don't want Summit III in the Sherm. That would be boring as fuck.



We could start production of The Sherm

Keef said...

isn't Sloan going to the Bobcats?

El Padrino said...

As for those outrageous Paperboy scenes where Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron and arrives at a very loud hands-free orgasm, “I f*cking loved it,” Rodriguez enthused. “One of my friends said, ‘She’s going to get nominated for an Oscar for that.’ I was like, ‘Nah, man. She’s not black!’ I laugh, but it’s also very sad. It makes me want to cry. But I really believe. You have to be trashy and black to get nominated. You can’t just be trashy.“

oh snap

El Padrino said...

Andy Samberg is funny but he makes some bad movie choices. Sandler is on one of the biggest "i don't give a fuck what anybody thinks I'm Adam Sandler I'll make ten shitty movies back to back if I want to" mode.

Keef said...

Kidman is disgusting

El Padrino said...

rep loses his shit over a pension reform bill

Tyler said...

Well, Samberg doesn't have the name recognition that Sandler does. So to get the name recognition, sometimes you have to have unholy sexual relations with the devil. Or Tom Cruise.

El Padrino said...

can't fathom how rich people dont tip well

Waiters at Nonna Betta, which specialises in Roman Jewish cuisine, were amazed by Mr Zuckerberg’s parsimony, not just because of his huge wealth but because of Americans’ reputation for tipping generously, as is expected of them at home.

It was not a case of not enjoying the meal, said the owner of the restaurant.

“I asked him ‘how was it?’ and he said ‘very good’”, the owner, identified only as Umberto, told Corriere della Sera newspaper. “I had gone up to him and said ‘Are you …?’ and he said ‘Yes’.”

It was not the first time that the multi-billionaire chose not to tip – he reportedly did the same thing the night before at Pierluigi, a historic trattoria near Campo de’ Fiori, a piazza in the heart of Rome.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Andy Samberg is funny but he makes some bad movie choices."

you think he has a choice, if he wants to do movies

El Padrino said...

best song from Watch the Throne finally has a video

no church in the wild

El Padrino said...

most people are still cool

El Padrino said...

fucking aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

non-rapist dude got calls from some teams

"It's not every day that the Washington Redskins call up a man convicted of rape and ask him if he'd agree to a one-day workout, but it happened Tuesday.
Oh, and the Kansas City Chiefs called Tuesday, too. And the Miami Dolphins. And they were three days behind the Seattle Seahawks, who will work him out on June 7."

Spaceman Spiff said...

if EP had cerebral palsy, he still would have WORKED those kids

WORKED

El Padrino said...

I'd WORK palsy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wandy fighting franklin now

El Padrino said...

Wang vs. Johnson tonight.

You know I'LL be tuned in.

El Padrino said...

Kofball

WFT

El Padrino said...

Pack 4-1 Vegas super bowl odds

Keef said...

Wandy needs to go away

Spaceman Spiff said...

wandy is a saint

Keef said...

and....we died again

Keef said...

csil's new thing is to post comments to her friends on FB and #basicallymaketheentirecommentinthisformat. Fucking annoying

Spaceman Spiff said...

#fuckingannoying

*fized

/csil

El Padrino said...

found a wrestling soundboard

oodles of fun are being had

El Padrino said...

Only the Joker

hdh

I want a mustache ride said...

"fucking aitch"

best part of that pic is kyrie irving in the background looking at him like he's a fool

Mize said...

"Yeah, right "I'm gonna take next year off". He's blowing you off MJ, he doesn't want to coach your sorry-ass team."


MJ needs a Patsy to blame the tanking on for the next 2 years.

NS

Mize said...

The Bobcats job would be great. No pressure to win, and you get to be the one to develop young talent. Fuck a title, get that money, Stan.

Spaceman Spiff said...

why didn't he hire ewing then

I want a mustache ride said...

jordan is tired of always killing Ewing

El Padrino said...

No pressure to win,

aka The Shaka Smart

Mize said...

"best song from Watch the Throne finally has a video"


Murder To Excellence does not have a video.

El Padrino said...

agree to disagree

Mize said...

The video is excellent though

I want a mustache ride said...

is watch the throne that show on HBO with all the porn?

El Padrino said...

no that's Game of Thrones

I want a mustache ride said...

zuckerberg isn't tipping because he's lost 30% of his wealth in about a weeks time

El Padrino said...

still has more money than some countries

El Padrino said...

we tip well here

colov

Mize said...

There's nothing quite like that "WHAT THE FUCK?" feeling when you check your bank account and forgot about the auto-withdrawl for the car payment.

El Padrino said...

makey makey

El Padrino said...

piece

piece

Keef said...

There's nothing quite like that "WHAT THE FUCK?" feeling when you check your bank account and forgot about the auto-withdrawl for the car payment.



What about the WHAT THE FUCK feeling when someone steals your card info and charges shit to it that shows up on your bank account when you check it?

Mize said...

"What about the WHAT THE FUCK feeling when someone steals your card info and charges shit to it that shows up on your bank account when you check it?"



Sorry, I can't relate to that.

I want a mustache ride said...

"makey makey"

nerds

I want a mustache ride said...

why do you check your bank account?

I want a mustache ride said...

"There's nothing quite like that "WHAT THE FUCK?" feeling when you check your bank account and forgot about the auto-withdrawl for the car payment."

sorry i can't relate to that

Keef said...

Sorry, I can't relate to that.



It's kind of like your scenario, except that you didn't previously knowingly set up the withdrawal

Mize said...

"why do you check your bank account?"


To see how much money I have

Mize said...

"It's kind of like your scenario, except that you didn't previously knowingly set up the withdrawal"


What? Yes I did. I just forget about it from time to time. RIF?

Mize said...

Whore shoes time

I want a mustache ride said...

"To see how much money I have"

sorry, i can't relate to that

Keef said...

What? Yes I did. I just forget about it from time to time. RIF?



I don't mean "you" didn't set it up. I mean that in my scenario, a person didn't knowingly set it up

Tyler said...

Hornets get the first pick. BULLSHIT.

Tyler said...

Tomorrow Simmons will write a "Frozen Envelope II" article for Grantland.

Tyler said...

Hornets owner HAD to have a handshake with Stern about the first pick. "I'll overpay, but you gotta get me that first pick".

Tyler said...

Hornets owner HAD to have a handshake with Stern about the first pick. "I'll overpay, but you gotta get me that first pick".

tem said...

Cmtem loves Michael Kors. Next level is Hermes. My boss got his wife a used Hermes bag for 15K

tem said...

Unibrow to the hornets then?

Tyler said...

Yes, Unibrow to the hornets.

Tyler said...

15k for a purse is bullshit.

Tyler said...

It is also not a sound investment.

Tyler said...

Kevin Youkilis finally did something!!!

Tyler said...

Nice block by Wade.

Tyler said...

Ray Allen is pretty much done after this season. Looks like my grandma out there trying to play basketball.

Tyler said...

Miami finally takes the lead. O:FB in full effect.

Keef said...

yeah, ok

Keef said...

Tyler's grandmama is black?

Keef said...

Tosh was hilarity last night. The fingers in the vagina skit was grate

Mize said...

"Cmtem loves Michael Kors. Next level is Hermes. My boss got his wife a used Hermes bag for 15K"


The divorce is worth it.

I want a mustache ride said...

IT'S LEBRON TIME....

it's his world, we're all just living in it

I want a mustache ride said...

LEBRON!!!!!!!!!!

I want a mustache ride said...

CARGO!!!!!!! X3

tem said...

I don't foresee Cmtem ever wanting a Hermes bag. They are apparently the shit though. Clinton Eastward got his daughter a 150K one that catches on fire or something.

Mize said...

I have never been called Sir so much in my life. I can get used to these truckers if this keeps up.

Mize said...

The outrageous purse phenomenon is absolutely ridiculous.

Mize said...

One of our bigger freight carriers emails in appointment requests from a prodigy.net account. Horry cow.

Tyler said...

Tosh was hilarity last night. The fingers in the vagina skit was grate

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tyler said...

Tyler's grandmama is black?

Maybe.

Tyler said...

prodigy.net

Whoa, old school. Didn't even know they were still around.

Tyler said...

Looks like AT&T bought them. Great buy, AT&T.

Tyler said...

Bible:

"In Mexico, Prodigy Internet is the main ISP with an estimated 92% of market share. It is also the leader in WiFi (hotspots) and broadband (DSL) access."

Tyler said...

I am posting on the wrong thread. Der.

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