Thursday, May 24, 2012

Oh yeah, its my turn to post. I almost forgot.

House update: We spent last week trading offers with the seller before we finally agreed on a price of 196. I had the inspection done yesterday and there were no major issues, so we are proceeding. We are shooting for a closing date of June 19. We leave for the wedding the next morning. My other house is going to be leased out, and the people are moving in on June 15th. I'm going to attempt to do the landlord stuff on my own...we'll see how that goes.

Report: Shaq to meet with Magic for GM position...Interesting

4 Day weekend! I'm working on day 1 of it, on day 2 I'll be cleaning out my garage and moving stuff to storage. That night heading downtown to visit a friend of mine. On Sunday a friend of mine is having a Memorial Day party.

I don't mind Bud Light Platinum at all. I have been on a margarita kick lately. fmjug was bringing home some house docs to sign, instead we met at one of the restuarants to sign over a margarita. We had some pre-marital counselling we had to go through, prior to each session...margarita.

My sister in laws brother got married last Friday. I follow his wife on Twitter and yesterday she posts "Married life is bliss, don't let anyone tell you any different.". Now that may be the case, but you've been married LESS THAN A WEEK!!!!

GO!

160 comments:

Beth said...

"Married life is bliss, don't let anyone tell you any different.".


Just wait...

/LOV

Aitch said...

Jug being a pessimist about marital bliss...

I ♥ Kobe said...

jug's been married

Jugdish said...

Jug being a pessimist about marital bliss...


Nah, just funny to hear someone say that after 5 days.

Jugdish said...

Im a pessimist about your face

Jugdish said...

Celtics ruined My streak for cash last night

I ♥ Kobe said...

yeah, what do you expect after 5 days..

i know that there's this weird thing where after your wedding your dick tastes different, so wives don't like putting it in their mouth...but other than that, nothing changes

Beth said...

Yes.

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

moderation bro

El Padrino said...

do you people watch America's Got Talent?

should i watch it? is it wurf* my precious time?

El Padrino said...

fucking calls all day today

tem said...

married life is great

I ♥ Kobe said...

is it pure bliss?

El Padrino said...

pure bliss is strong

Beth said...

"do you people watch America's Got Talent?

should i watch it? is it wurf* my precious time?"


Yes, yes and no.

tem said...

it is bliss.

RIF they never said pure bliss.

tem said...

jug got a renter real quick

El Padrino said...

how much you renting it for yug

El Padrino said...

and why do you have so much shit in your garage? and why storage now you have two garages in the new house?

Jugdish said...

how much you renting it for yug


1250

Jugdish said...

and why do you have so much shit in your garage? and why storage now you have two garages in the new house?

When i had the carpet and tile cleaned i moved all my furniture into the garage and never moved it back in.

El Padrino said...

oh and your not using that furniture in the new crib ok

El Padrino said...

you have to do a new cribs ya know

El Padrino said...

1250

suite deal

Jugdish said...

oh and your not using that furniture in the new crib ok

We Will use some of it...putting it in storage until we get back from the honeymoon

Jugdish said...

you have to do a new cribs ya know


Ill do a cribs...not sure i ever Did one in the old casa

tem said...

he doesn't close on the new crib until a few days after the old one starts renting.

i doubt the people who own the new crib are going to let him move his stuff in before he buys the house.

El Padrino said...

it might be empty already

El Padrino said...

Back in August 2010, cake decorator Remy Gonzalez, who's married to Carlo's Bakery owner Buddy Valastro's sister (and appeared on the TLC show Cake Boss), was charged with "aggravated sexual assault, sexual assault, criminal sexual contact, and endangering the welfare of a child." The AP reports that he was sentenced in New Jersey yesterday to "nine years in prison for sexually assaulting a 13-year-old girl." Also: Gonzalez "will likely be deported to Mexico once he's freed from prison."

asshole

tem said...

"it might be empty already"

even so people don't let you move stuff into the house until you actually buy the house.

Jugdish said...

he doesn't close on the new crib until a few days after the old one starts renting.


Plus the day after we close we leave for two weeks.

I ♥ Kobe said...

where are you honeymooning?

tem said...

didn't NDR already do their last ever show once and then they got back together?

I ♥ Kobe said...

you're getting married in Arkansas or something right?

I ♥ Kobe said...

"didn't NDR already do their last ever show once and then they got back together?"

they are like KISS

tem said...

they wear lots of makeup?

El Padrino said...

"where are you honeymooning?"

hopefully not a cruise

tem said...

cruises are great

Keef said...

Ill do a cribs...not sure i ever Did one in the old casa



Chili pepper lights

Keef said...

So buying a house at the same time your* getting married. Fmjug probably won't be stressed at all

Keef said...

didn't NDR already do their last ever show once and then they got back together?



Attention whoring is contagious

El Padrino said...

8-3

Keef said...

damn

Keef said...

looks like bmh's facebook hiatus didn't last long

Jugdish said...

where are you honeymooning?

Hawaii...3 days in oahu and 3 in kauai

Jugdish said...

cruises are great


^^^^^^

Keef said...

Change that to 6 days in Kauai. Honolulu sucks

Jugdish said...

So buying a house at the same time your* getting married. Fmjug probably won't be stressed at all


She is doing all the wedding stuff and im handling the house stuff

Jugdish said...

Change that to 6 days in Kauai. Honolulu sucks

Ok Lp


Aja...i have a friend in oahu, plus wanted to see pearl harbor. Im sure ill have a good time

I ♥ Kobe said...

where are you staying in Kauai?

Jugdish said...

Chili pepper lights

I Did have those, but that wasnt cribs pics

Keef said...

Aja...i have a friend in oahu, plus wanted to see pearl harbor. Im sure ill have a good time



Pearl Harbor was cool.

Jugdish said...

didn't NDR already do their last ever show once and then they got back together?

NDR is the bert* favre of bands

Spaceman Spiff said...

you don't have to be in honolulu if on oahu

Jugdish said...

you're getting married in Arkansas or something right?


Yes, eureka springs

Keef said...

Pearl harbor was cool. Then those japs had to go bomb it

/lp

El Padrino said...

I Complete You is the name of Canseco's forthcoming "anti-aging" drink.

Keef said...

you don't have to be in honolulu if on oahu


He'll be in honolulu at some point

El Padrino said...

where are you staying in Kauai?

your condo

Keef said...

unless there is another airport on Oahu

Spaceman Spiff said...

"One night after predicting that he was about to “go off,” A-Rod made it look as if he could still go deep on command, hitting home runs in his first two at-bats on Wednesday night"

new shipment came in

Keef said...

speaking of cribs, kod nerve* did one. And mize needs to do one of his parents' basement

El Padrino said...

fuck hawaii

El Padrino said...

"kod nerve* did one"

would be fascinating

tem said...

Ohio State with more violations...when does that AD get fired?

Keef said...

Honolulu is the NYC of Hawaii. Too expensive and overrated

Keef said...

Ohio State with more violations...when does that AD get fired?



Apparently they aren't major violations.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"fuck hawaii"

bitch you crazy

I ♥ Kobe said...

ocho is such a funky dude

Keef said...

tem
UFC picks meow

Spaceman Spiff said...

bobbleheads are not usually great or anything, portrayal wise, but cmon son

halladay is now left handed while still lifting his left leg, and has a chinstrap beard

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A $2,000 pair of pocket pistols and a military rocket launcher -- sans rocket -- were among the 1,673 firearms that Los Angeles residents traded in for gift cards in the city’s gun buyback this weekend."

Spaceman Spiff said...

mexico drug war photo article

El Padrino said...

sent an email this morning about a certain topic and i just got this

What does that even mean?

in response

lolz

tem said...

Junior dos Santos whips Frank Mir


the only way Mir can win this fight is if Jr hurts his hand by punching Frank's face too much. Frank is getting better at boxing, but he is nowhere near Jr. Jr. won't get taken down and if he does he'll just get up. No submission for Mir. Only a face full of punches.


Cain Velasquez whips Antonio Silva

velazquez will beat the shit out of silva and then get a rematch against dos santos after dos santos whips mir.

Stefan Struve beats Lavar Johnson

Johnson will either get KOed early or rock Struve early. I think Struve gets rocked early, but hangs on and wins in a later round.

Dave Herman beats Roy Nelson

I don't think Herman can KO Nelson, but he can win a decision. I expect both fighters to be totally out of energy by the middle of round 2. Nelson isn't as fat as he used to be, but I honestly don't think that losing all that weight did his cardio any favors. I don't know why, but he seems to have less cardio now that he lost all that weight.

Stipe Miocic beats Shane del Rosario

Stipe is a funny name. Shane is an american name but del Rosario is a name for a maid on Will and Grace. Both fighters seem to be relatively new, so I figure they'll both be out of breath by the middle of round 1. I am guessing this will be a fight between two tired heavy weights and that in a later round Stipe lands a punch that knocks down the tired maid and the maid loses.

tem said...

that bobble head is hilarious.

how would you even pitch lifting the throwing arm leg??

Jugdish said...

where are you staying in Kauai?

I dont remember Actually, id need to look it up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

gonna hit up this buffet in vegas

they have roasted bone marrow!

Keef said...

Vegas sucks

/LP

El Padrino said...

/meiz not LP

El Padrino said...

the kobe that WE USED TO KNOW

gotoye

El Padrino said...

yo kelly brook was missing from yesterday's list

5A

Keef said...

All of them are #1 on my list

/steve

Keef said...

This is about the point that we die every day

tem said...

yep

El Padrino said...

dying

Spaceman Spiff said...

jay glazer trying to get confirmation that charlie sheen bought LT's super bowl ring

El Padrino said...

#winning

El Padrino said...

top chef masters 4 release

tem said...

what?

El Padrino said...

top chef masters 4

released the names on the show

tem said...

what are the names?

Keef said...

The names are what the people are called

tem said...

like cooky, chefy, groucho, etc?

El Padrino said...

"what are the names?"

notables,

sue torres
art smith
consentino

Spaceman Spiff said...

cosentino!

tem said...

i have no idear* who any of those people are...other than apparently they are chefs.



so you do have an idea /as.

Beth said...

Harvard University alumni attending their 50th class reunion this week are getting updates on classmates, but one person stands out among those sharing news about career moves, retirements and grandkids: Unabomber Ted Kaczynski.

In an alumni directory, he lists his occupation as "prisoner" and says his awards are "Eight life sentences, issued by the United States District Court for the Eastern District of California, 1998."


Hilarity.

Keef said...

like cooky, chefy, groucho, etc?



No. You're thinking of the Marx brothers

Jugdish said...

Lp beat me in wwf


18-1

El Padrino said...

by by by

Keef said...

Evil bitch

El Padrino said...

fucking women

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

fucking women


gross

/mize

Keef said...

watch out for that giant hole in the ground

I ♥ Kobe said...

he was pushed

Keef said...

how do you know? Did you push him?

I ♥ Kobe said...

maybe

tem said...

holes are like pools.

shit falls in there and gets lost and/or dies.

tem said...

Nicks broked* his foot

Keef said...

Stevie?

I ♥ Kobe said...

there is a suite job i'm applying for.

won't get it, but if i did it would be super awesome

I ♥ Kobe said...

director of corporate development for a company that just buys other companies.

So my job would entail evaluating and negotiating mergers and acquisitions (looks like a cnp)

Actually my boss would be perfect for the job, too bad I don't have his resume so i can blind apply him for it.

Keef said...

You can find zeke's resume online. I'm sure you can find your boss' resume

Mize said...

New job is tailor made for Meiz. I work in the receiving office alone, by myself, with nobody there to bother me. Days fly by. Here's the routine.

Work 2.5 hours, half hour break, work 2.5 hours, half hour break, work 2.5 hours, GO HOME.

Keef said...

So is there anyone that works in the same office as you?

Mize said...

ALONE, BY MYSELF, NOT A SOUL AROUND

I ♥ Kobe said...

no dummies?

I ♥ Kobe said...

do you just check stuff in as it comes in off the trucks?

Mize said...

"do you just check stuff in as it comes in off the trucks?"


I schedule the trucks, and check the drivers in.

Keef said...

mize talks like a sailor with all the truck drivers

Mize said...

We bring in a lot more trucks on a daily basis than I previously thought.

I ♥ Kobe said...

i like it.

I ♥ Kobe said...

meiz is whoopin ass

Mize said...

"no dummies?"


No incompetence around. Bossmen love me so far. Today was my 1st unsupervised day. Finished all my work early, bossman goes, "You're done already? With everything? That's fucking awesome."

I'm apparently the only person to do these tasks that has ever had in-depth computer experience, and good face-to-face acumen.

Mize said...

"meiz is whoopin ass"


I thought I already told y'all!

Mize said...

@ing somebody on twitter that you know will absolutely not reply is the lamest feeling.

I ♥ Kobe said...

meiz knows what PC load letter means

I ♥ Kobe said...

yeah, i @kateupton all the time

Keef said...

LP thinks mize is too arrogant

Mize said...

Miss the woe era much?

Keef said...

we still have h

Aitch said...

"evil bitch"

They should throw her lying ass in jail for the same amount of time he was in for.

Keef said...

yes

Keef said...

I like how she said she doesn't want to have to pay back the $1.5 million

Aitch said...

Life is all about priorities

tem said...

Wade and learn figured it out these last few games. Of course that was against the pacers.

tem said...

el pad must still be working on 10 things he isn't best at

tem said...

is it really a good thing that meiz has mastered his job after 1 day?

won't he just be bored in about 4 more days?

Mize said...

"is it really a good thing that meiz has mastered his job after 1 day?

won't he just be bored in about 4 more days?"

I'm pretty much just chillin' right now. Waiting for the last few Friday trucks to get here, and scheduling deliveries as they slowly come in.

Mize said...

People told me I'd get bored with it, but they've underestimated my love of doing nothing.

tem said...

are all fridays slow or just ones before holiday weekends?

tem said...

"but they've underestimated my love of doing nothing."


actually i totally get this. i get told i should be bored at work more often, but i love doing nothing as well.

i overlooked the love doing nothing aspect of it.

Mize said...

That being said, I'm probably going to be put in charge of documenting damaged goods next week.

tem said...

exfemtem never understood the love of doing nothing. every weekend had to have some sort of event in it.

i had to figure out how to turn doing nothing into an event.

Mize said...

"are all fridays slow or just ones before holiday weekends?"


All Fridays. We only make delivery appointments until 10:00 on Fridays & Holidays.

Mize said...

"every weekend had to have some sort of event in it."


Sounds like my old man, except switch out event with work.

Mize said...

Defragging this PC for the 1st time ever, I think. IT wants me to see if I can remedy the alleged speed issues with this machine. I say its fine. The previous guys said too slow.

tem said...

obvious answer....more RAM

Mize said...

"obvious answer....more RAM"


It got 2gb not long ago. The computer is fine, the cavemen that have worked in here previously were the problem.

tem said...

more RAM

I ♥ Kobe said...

TWSS

I ♥ Kobe said...

i love that it's day 5, and meiz is comfortable enough to LOV during work

tem said...

el pad is slacking.

I ♥ Kobe said...

it's the weekend in NYBC

Keef said...

exfemtem never understood the love of doing nothing. every weekend had to have some sort of event in it.



Cmk is the same way. Drives me insane. Sometimes a brother wants to just sit around and watch tv for a bit.

El Padrino said...

i'm a mess right now

El Padrino said...

just got in

El Padrino said...

new thread is up

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