Tuesday, May 22, 2012

No spaces

My computer and/or browser must suck. I bet this column, I use the word column loosely, has no paragraph spacing. Fucking blogger. At least new and old work. Thunder win, Kobe isn't just going to fade away. He better hope they turn Gasol and Bynum into Howard and Williams or something. Or maybe Kobe does the unthinkable and leaves LA. Nah, he knows that is bad. He isn't as dumb as Lebron. Of course Lebron hadn't won some rings in Cleveland, so maybe he could leave. Kobe is pretty stuck. If he leaves though he should go to Dallas and wear a cowboy hat all the time. I still don't get the alfredo joke, even after googling it. Some cleaning lady is stopping by the condo soon to clean it. After that I guess it is time to try to rent it out. Selling it seems like it will never happen. Jug, how is your sale / purchase going? When is spiff getting married? I boat a new TV for the media room in the new house, it better be nice. I think I am going to go with a wireless surround sound system, anybody have bad things to say about those? They probably cause more cancer than microwaves. I am still in awe at shit early humans did. They figured out that drinking shit from cow's udders was a good idea. They figured out that mashing down wheat could make bread, they figured out lots of shit that I wouldn't have thought of. Fire doesn't impress me. Shit catches fire all the time, I would have thought about trying to control that. Bread just doesn't appear all the time. How the fuck did they even know bread would be good? You ever think about grinding down grass and making something out of it? No. But some human thought about grinding some wheat or rye or whatever and turning it into a piece of a sammich. OK, I gotta go meet the mexican maid. I might pay her $5 to say "no......no......no misser tem"

138 comments:

Aitch said...

Tem sucks

tem said...

Your face sux.

tem said...

One maid was Mexican one was black. I guess they work in pairs. They are cleaning an empty condo. Not sure why it will take 2 people 2 hours. Can't bitch though, if I don't like it I should have done it myself.

Jugdish said...

Jug, how is your sale / purchase going?

Agreed on a price of 196 on new house, getting inspection done tomorrow. Trying to close on june 19. Got some renters interested in My other house wanting to move in on june 15.

tem said...

Now in a true fit of being lazy I am eating at bob Evans while the maids clean the condo. I should go into work for an hour and then come back, but I'm not going to.

tem said...

On second thought I do suck.

Jugdish said...

I might pay her $5 to say "no......no......no misser tem"


Hilarity

tem said...

Good luck with the closing process and the possible renters!

tem said...

I need to get the carpets cleaned and then get some renters.

Jugdish said...

Are you going with a property management company, or are you gonna try to be mr. Roper?

tem said...

Kind of a blend. I work for an apartment builder/manager so I'll have coworkers help me out but do what I can myself.

We manage lots of apartments so I can lean on them for help when I need it.

Jugdish said...

Ah, that's cool. I'm going to give it a go on My own and see How it is. My realtor is running credit checks and criminal history on the applicants.

tem said...

That's a good idea. I wouldn't have thought to do the criminal check.

tem said...

If the applicants are hot chicks you should view them nekkid.

I'm sure there is some porn series about apartment renting and sex.

tem said...

So you could film them for that and make more $$$

Jugdish said...

If the applicants are hot chicks you should view them nekkid.


Application had height and weight on it...she is 5'6 and 180.


Same dimensions as that waitress mize liked so much in austin

I ♥ Kobe said...

""Victor Cruz will salsa in Madden 13"

they released the video"


looks like Jay Pharaoh's version

tem said...

Wow, salsa, that is the feature I was hoping they'd have.

I ♥ Kobe said...

can't wait to see the eli manning eating a sandwich celebration

Keef said...

Van Gundy fired as Magic clean house


I wonder if they have a Mexican and a black person, too

tem said...

In orlanda it is probably a haitian and a jamaican

I ♥ Kobe said...

orlanda is how he says it in real live

Aitch said...

From the weekend thread, in case you missed it...

Even the Thunder fans shoot better than the Lakers

Too soon?

I ♥ Kobe said...

so monday is the weekend huh?

I ♥ Kobe said...

pimping your own joke?

really H?

Jugdish said...

so monday is the weekend huh?


For me it is, maybe he was just talking to me

El Padrino said...

"I am still in awe at shit early humans did."

^this

Only possible answer is God. I'll see if I can find a bible passage that relates to stuff like this.

Jugdish said...

From the weekend thread, in case you missed it...

Even the Thunder fans shoot better than the Lakers

Too soon?


Bazinga!

El Padrino said...

can't wait to see the eli manning eating a sandwich celebration

hilarity

El Padrino said...

someone tried hacking my gmail account

had to talk to google this morning

El Padrino said...

nice people

El Padrino said...

can't wait until they launch a social network site

gonna pimp it to spite zucker

El Padrino said...

"Some girls got into it with a group of guys, and the guys opened fire on the women," Nelson said.

Not the OKC grandmas!!

i find it funny the old ladies sit courtside during the Thunder games

Beth said...

"gonna pimp it to spite zucker"

That'll show him!!

I ♥ Kobe said...

"can't wait until they launch a social network site"

you mean like google+?

El Padrino said...

is that what that is?
thought that was like an amazon prime type of thing

I ♥ Kobe said...

i don't know, no time for that shit

Jugdish said...

"can't wait until they launch a social network site


They should probably make their own search engine first

El Padrino said...

flipping channels last night and saw this on channel 4

America Ninja Warrior contest


the fuck is this shit

El Padrino said...

and how do i enter?

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck mike brown
fuck andrew bynum

Spaceman Spiff said...

nothing gasol he can do about his gasoftness anymore, at least he tried yesterday

Keef said...

Spider silk is used to make fishing nets in some countries.

Keef said...

pimping your own joke?

really H?



are you surprised?

Keef said...

and how do i enter?


You would fail miserably

Keef said...

From the weekend thread, in case you missed it...



I wonder if they have a Mexican and a black person, too

I ♥ Kobe said...

that shit is intense

i watched that show when it used to be on some other channel

Aitch said...

" so monday is the weekend huh?"

It was for me this week.

El Padrino said...

"You would fail miserably"

oh it's 40 times and shit

fuck that

I ♥ Kobe said...

it's not 40 times.

it's an extreme obstacle course.

like do this thing they call the salmon jump or something which is crazy

Keef said...

the thing where they are hanging from a pull up bar, and they have to climb up a ladder type thing with the bar is redonk

I ♥ Kobe said...

its like pullups but pumping the bar up another level with each pullup

Keef said...

Fucking WORK that pull up bar. WORK it.


/lp

Keef said...

blue knows

Keef said...

The kid in Cincy who coat* the back to back HR was suite

I ♥ Kobe said...

then he gave both balls away

Keef said...

then he gave both balls away



Yeah, but it was worth it. He got MIKE LEAKE'S autograph!

(s)

Jugdish said...

then he gave both balls away


He got married?

s

Keef said...

ns

Keef said...

From the weekend thread, in case you missed it...



He got married?

s

El Padrino said...

congrats

El Padrino said...

congrats

El Padrino said...

Owners vote to make knee, thigh pads mandatory starting in 2013

beth

Aitch said...

"From the weekend thread, in case you missed it..."

God you are a douchebag

El Padrino said...

Woodson will be extended

not even a call to Zen Master

El Padrino said...

James Dolan is a walking testicle.

El Padrino said...

1 out of 3 divorce proceedings in America include the word "Facebook"

Jugdish said...

1 out of 3 divorce proceedings in America include the word "Facebook"


Because its facebook's fault people cheat. Its not the individual's fault or anything.

Keef said...

God you are a douchebag



God is a good dude

Keef said...

1 out of 3 divorce proceedings in America include the word "Facebook"



mize loves being right about that shit

Keef said...

1 out of 3 divorce proceedings in America include the word "Facebook"



Ashley Madison can't get any love?

ToddPacker said...

"Only possible answer is God."

science

Keef said...

god is a db

/H

tem said...

"1 out of 3 divorce proceedings in America include the word "Facebook""



yes, your honor, i am divorcing him because he deleted the facebook account i set up for him. /cmlp

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

2 out of 4

tem said...

i have the same suit that kod is wearing in his FB photo

El Padrino said...

that cant be good

Keef said...

i have the same suit that kod is wearing in his FB photo



You're gonna love the way you look. I guarantee it.

/Dos Equis Guy

/LP

Keef said...

maybe it's like, not love

tem said...

it is love

Keef said...

it's like

Keef said...

can we up the # of DL spots in the keeper league to 6?

I ♥ Kobe said...

freak said, ask him on twitter

El Padrino said...

there's a keeper league?

El Padrino said...

The Redskins are going to have to make do with $36 million less in salary cap space over the next two years than the rest of the NFL.

The NFL announced that arbitrator Stephen Burbank has dismissed the challenge to a total of $46 million in salary cap penalties brought by the Redskins and the Cowboys.

suite

El Padrino said...

Trading deadline moved back to Week 8.

I ♥ Kobe said...

usually i side with the league, but that's total bullshit

I ♥ Kobe said...

the salary cap thing is bullshit

not the trading deadline

Keef said...

your face is bullshit

El Padrino said...

loophole exploited, nfl said homey dont play that

I ♥ Kobe said...

loophole exploitation is the american way

Keef said...

USA! USA! USA!

I ♥ Kobe said...

knows english

El Padrino said...

SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO KNOW!!!!!!

Aitch said...

"but that's total bullshit"

Why?

Keef said...

H
You banging more whores yet?

Keef said...

I never stopped

/H

Keef said...

Benihana for lunch today

I ♥ Kobe said...

"Benihana for lunch today"

asian hooters

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Why?"

they didn't break any rules

I ♥ Kobe said...

exactly what spiff said

plus it's 2 years later

El Padrino said...

A 67-year-old man died after enjoying a number of lap dances at a strip club.

Robert Gene White, from El Paso County, Texas, was at the Red Parrot strip club on Friday night.
Manager of the club said the elderly man had been getting lap dances, but when it came to paying the dancers, he was unresponsive.

Aitch said...

" they didn't break any rules"

Didn't the NFL warn team owners that there would be consequences for exploiting the uncapped year by front loading contracts?

El Padrino said...

boxing lessons with Eric Kelly

this is funny

tem said...

2 out of 32 teams did it.

it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out the trick.

the 30 teams who didn't do it, didn't do it for a reason. that reason was they knew they'd get in trouble.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"Didn't the NFL warn team owners that there would be consequences for exploiting the uncapped year by front loading contracts?"

isn't that considered collusion in the collective bargaining agreement

the league can't say "we're having an uncapped year...but...don't pay people more than you normally would"

I ♥ Kobe said...

because in essence that would be like putting a soft cap on the season

I ♥ Kobe said...

nflpa should be pisst

Keef said...

asian hooters



huh?

Keef said...

Asian hooters was grate. Had a spider roll, Philly roll, rainbow roll, edamame, & a bowl of ice cream for $6.98 + tip.

tem said...

who's tip? /lp

Keef said...

Did you enjoy the company?

Did the waitress know what you wanted?

Was the ambiance nice?

El Padrino said...

isnt benihana the open grill place?

Keef said...

they have teppanyaki. They also have just a regular seating area

tem said...

"teppanyaki"

i saw that at my dr.s office and used it in wwf /lp

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

oh word didnt know that

Keef said...

From the weekend thread, in case you missed it...


i saw that at my dr.s office and used it in wwf /lp

El Padrino said...

light day

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

L Pad

Keef said...

turd

Jugdish said...

i saw that at my dr.s office and used it in wwf /lp


Hilarity

Keef said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

Turd.

tem said...

your face is a turd

tem said...

so is facebook stock

El Padrino said...

it's wagon wheel wednesday!

tem said...

what does that even mean?

El Padrino said...

it means i eat a cinnamon roll the size of Meiz's head

Keef said...

Cinnamon rolls or some shit

tem said...

they feed the associated cinnamon rolls on wednesdays?

El Padrino said...

fucking greece

tem said...

its not greece's fault. that's what i learned when i was in greece.

our tour guide was adamant, it wasn't their fault. she didn't really say whose fault it was, but she was damn sure it wasn't the greek people.

El Padrino said...

of course it isn't their fault

i'm torn

i think they should bring the drachma back and leave the Euro but I'm a bit ascared* on the global impact of that

I ♥ Kobe said...

new shit is up

Mize said...

"can't wait until they launch a social network site"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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