Friday, May 18, 2012

Like what's with salad

I mean I get it, its good for you or for your diet, well some of it.  But for the most part there is absolutely no reason to eat salad.  None.  Especially if you drench it in fatty salad dressing.  It has no sustenence.  It's water, just worthless.  If you want a salad at least eat spinach raw.  It's nutritious.  Arugala.  Like iceberg lettuce is 94% water.  It does nothing, you can eat a a whole head of it and still be starving.

Does Ric Bucher ask for more makeup?  I don't get it.

The Pacers home crowd gave me a headache.  Fucking yellow.  Does that say Gold Swagger?  Nigga please.  Hubie Brown is good.

That Larry Bird has had some career.

Torii Hunter's kid sexually assaults some chick, allegedly, but the story sounds whack.  Like the lights were off and this kid felt this girl up in a closet.  I lost my virginity in a closet.  It wasn't rape.  I guess I kind of feel bad you know it's like one bad liar and you're labeled.  I've watched alot of Law And Order SVU sometimes the bitch lies. 

Fucking women.

Still not sure why they made Men in Black III.

I bet you Miley Cyrus's twat smells like cigarettes.

Staples Center is busy.

Beagles.  I'd buy a beagle.  If I had a house.  Which would be ideal to raise a family in.

I'm over this but Barack was born in Kenya, according to his first literacy agency.
see.

Have a good day, it's friday.

198 comments:

tem said...

It's Friday Friday......partyin partyin partyin yeah

tem said...

6 car garage is a fucking boss crib.

Jugdish said...

I lost my virginity in a closet, but I haven't come out of that closet yet.


fixed

No More Knicks said...

but owning 6 cars is fucking retarded

Suck in that Gut! said...

EP, this may be common LOV knowledge for everyone else, but do you and CMEP own even 1 car? Don't a lot of people in NYC just take the subway and cabs everywhere?

Suck in that Gut! said...

H, I'm assuming my name change is done since I started it last Friday. You agree?

Suck in that Gut! said...

And EP, your name change was done yesterday at noon (per Keef's comment on Monday).

Suck in that Gut! said...

Random thought - what LOV needs is a good slapper. It's been a long time since we had a real one of those.

Come on, there are enough assholes on here, surely that shouldn't be too tough to do.

Aitch said...

Yea Beth, you're all good.

El Padrino said...

"EP, this may be common LOV knowledge for everyone else, but do you and CMEP own even 1 car? Don't a lot of people in NYC just take the subway and cabs everywhere?"

If I lived in the city I would not have one. We do have one.

El Padrino said...

"Come on, there are enough assholes on here, surely that shouldn't be too tough to do."

election year, maybe in the fall me and kod will go at it

El Padrino said...

alot of new millionaires will be born today, a few billionaires too

tem said...

TP threw down the richest LOV member gauntlet to blue. 6 car garage is mansion-esque.

tem said...

"alot of new millionaires will be born today, a few billionaires too"

you talking Facebook? those guys were all born years ago.

Beth said...

Dem

tem said...

are the braves in first place?

I ♥ Kobe said...

good dem beth

I ♥ Kobe said...

:TP threw down the richest LOV member gauntlet to blue. 6 car garage is mansion-esque:

yeah, i can't compeat* with that

Keef said...

Maybe it's a 6 car, 3 BR house

El Padrino said...

"you talking Facebook? those guys were all born years ago."

now it's real, you can actually touch it

El Padrino said...

"drinking at some bar on the upper east side.... ep is not answering my texts"

I was on the subway jesus

Keef said...

Is texting illegal on the busway*?

Keef said...

I doubt that LP lost his virginity in a closet

I ♥ Kobe said...

what time does facebook's ipo go public?

El Padrino said...

"I doubt that LP lost his virginity in a closet"

dead serious on a beanbag no less (ROMANCE!)

house party

vividly rememebr because of 2 reasons

1)opening night NBA season 1996 Knicks @ Raptors (they won)

2)this girl bled like she was shot in the chest it scared the shit out of me she must have had a bunch of cherries up there instead of one

WHAT A HYMIN!

NS

El Padrino said...

what time does facebook's ipo go public?

market open, 930am

tem said...

maybe she was just on her period when you fucked her

I ♥ Kobe said...

i put an order in

tem said...

"Maybe it's a 6 car, 3 BR house"

maybe, but i doubt.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"what time does facebook's ipo go public?

market open, 930am"

this is not true

Jugdish said...

I was at subway jesus


Fixed

I ♥ Kobe said...

limit order placed, we'll see if i get any

tem said...

NO

/cmblue

I ♥ Kobe said...

facebook trading starts at 11am

I ♥ Kobe said...

EDT

tem said...

your face starts trading at 11am

tem said...

circa 11am

tem said...

seriously how to i stop FB from reloading that fucking page every 10 seconds?

I ♥ Kobe said...

i put a limit order in at $40...

doubt i'll get any at that price, but we'll see, it's worth a shot

I ♥ Kobe said...

got a message saying that i priced it 20% higher than asking price...etrade doesn't do math well, $2 is on $38 is only about 5%

tem said...

what is it going to top out at today?

I ♥ Kobe said...

analysts think it'll trade in the 40-45 range.

i think it'll be higher because of the facebook freaks who want to "get a piece"

i'm hoping it'll trade in that range, then after a few days the novice idiots will push it to like $80, and i can double my $$$

I ♥ Kobe said...

then i'll be pissed that i didn't put more in

I ♥ Kobe said...

of course, when it drops to like $11/share, i'll be happy i didn't put more in

Jugdish said...

Kerry Wood retires

tem said...

wood? /lp

I ♥ Kobe said...

i didn't realize he was still pitching

Jugdish said...

Facebook Will allow people who have switched to the timeline view cheaper prices

s

Jugdish said...

Im not buying their stock until they fix that scrolling problem

/tem

tem said...

i'm not buying their stock.

and that scrolling problem is fucking pissing me off.

tem said...

i'm sure it is some option somewhere either on facebook or in my internet options, but i can't figure it out.

Beth said...

"are the braves in first place?"

Yep. But they're doing it the opposite of how they've done it in the past. Now they have good hitting but sucky pitching.

Beth said...

"maybe she was just on her period when you fucked her"

^^^This

Keef said...

this girl bled like she was shot in the chest



Sounds like you stabbed her in the wrong spot

Keef said...

then i'll be pissed that i didn't put more in



TWSS

Keef said...

tem
your* welcome

Keef said...

If only you had google in temhio

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Torii Hunter's kid sexually assaults some chick, allegedly, but the story sounds whack."

The attorney defending the son of Los Angeles Angels outfielder Torii Hunter in a sexual assault case said Thursday he has a recorded telephone conversation during which the boy’s 16-year-old accuser recants the allegation.

Shapiro said the teenage girl can be heard on the tape saying no sex occurred, forced or otherwise.

"The questions were asked. 'Did Darius perform any sex acts on you?' The answer was 'absolutely not.' 'Did he ever force you to have any sex?' The answer was 'absolutely not.' She goes on to talk about how this is blown way out of proportion, that she can't believe the things that have been said in the media and in the news and all the things that have been said around school."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jenny McCarthy is again stripping down for Playboy – nearly 20 years after she did the first time.

McCarthy, 39, is scheduled to grace the cover of the men's magazine's July/August issue, as well as be the subject of a nude pictorial inside."

Keef said...

20 years? Goddman. I'm old

Spaceman Spiff said...

that girl that beff posted has nudes

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot her name, working on it

El Padrino said...

"maybe she was just on her period when you fucked her"

^^^This

Negative.

El Padrino said...

man i used to whack off to jenny mccarthy when she was on singled out

Keef said...

Schools need to lighten up

Keef said...

Smat*

El Padrino said...

"facebook trading starts at 11am"

that's the secondary market

IPO goes off at the open to the insiders.

El Padrino said...

fucking Kings

I ♥ Kobe said...

looks like FB opened at 40.60

El Padrino said...

it opened at 42.10 blue

I ♥ Kobe said...

"that's the secondary market"

so to the public like I asked

thanks and regards


apology accepted

I ♥ Kobe said...

"it opened at 42.10 blue"

gotchya, it's been as low as 40.60

I ♥ Kobe said...

damn, down to 40.00 now

EP should have shorted it

Keef said...

fascinating

El Padrino said...

actually WSJ reporting first "non-insider" trade was 42.99

it will still say it's up $2, trading at around $40 because they use the IPO price as last nights close

El Padrino said...

google finance says 42.10, wsj 42.99

not sure which one is correct but it's technically down on the open market

El Padrino said...

you might get some at $40

Keef said...

TWSS

Keef said...

LP has a lot of interest in FB now

El Padrino said...

think i see it now at $40

you should own some FB stock right now

I ♥ Kobe said...

well i sure as shit can't get into my etrade acccount.

those facebookers are killing etrade's server

El Padrino said...

"LP has a lot of interest in FB now"

i love this stuff

it's legal gambling

I ♥ Kobe said...

"think i see it now at $40"

yeah i've seen it hovering around there, my guess is that there were quite a few orders at $40. so we'll see

El Padrino said...

i think it will fill, you wont see many wild extremes out of this trading day for them

their float is way too big for that

El Padrino said...

remember when AOL was this popluar?

that was fun

El Padrino said...

39.03

falling......

I ♥ Kobe said...

well it's down at $38 now, so i'm sure I got some

Keef said...

it's legal gambling



Gambling is illegal?

I ♥ Kobe said...

now i gotta stop watching and wait a few weeks

Keef said...

39.03

falling......




ABORT! ABORT!

El Padrino said...

bound to happen, all of the IPO participants just sold large chunks

made $2 on 100K shares

do the math

El Padrino said...

750 shares just sold at 38.97

El Padrino said...

K

750,000

tem said...

"tem
your* welcome"

10 TCS points

Keef said...

LP needs to stop facebooking and play a word so I can kick his ass

El Padrino said...

"Gambling is illegal?"

Yes. Outside of casinos of course.

tem said...

""tem
your* welcome"

10 TCS points"


actually that didn't work at all.

-100 TCS points.

tem said...

it still refreshes me and pushes me to the top of the page every 10 or so seconds.

El Padrino said...

-10 TCS points

Keef said...

made $2 on 100K shares

do the math




Can you do it?

Spaceman Spiff said...

well, that took longer than expected

tit shot of that chick

Keef said...

Yes. Outside of casinos of course.



You gamble every time you get on the subway

Keef said...

actually that didn't work at all.

-100 TCS points.



worked for me

tem said...

didn't for me.

-200 because it worked for you and not me.

Keef said...

make it -160

/LP

El Padrino said...

suite nips

El Padrino said...

Can you do it?

stop it

Keef said...

stop it


No. Got it.

(S)

Keef said...

LP, you still bussing tables?

El Padrino said...

I'm a waiter dick. Few weeks I'll make bartender.

I got work tonight as a matter of fact.

Keef said...

same difference

Keef said...

Do you know what the customers want to eat?

Is the ambiance nice?

Is the company enjoyable?

Are there nice paintings on the wall?

El Padrino said...

you and I both know i'm the best waiter on staff, they already trust me to handle the brides/grooms vip tables plus i make the most money on the floor

no one gets tips like me
(unless it's a black party, all bets are off then)

Keef said...

you and I both know i'm the best waiter on staff


well duh

Keef said...

no one gets tips like me



I don't think that's ever been in dispute

Keef said...

Wood is best-known for his 20-strikeout game during his rookie of the year campaign in 1998, earning him the nickname "Kid K."




I don't think I've ever heard Kerry Wood referred to as Kid K

El Padrino said...

is the mens warehouse brothers with the dos equis guy

they look and talk alike

I ♥ Kobe said...

got my shares...i know you all care

I ♥ Kobe said...

6 car garage, here I come

Spaceman Spiff said...

jack in the box finally made a junior jack and regular chicken nuggets

I ♥ Kobe said...

that sw chipotle chicken sandwich they have out right now is the bomb

tem said...

i'll miss kid K.

Spaceman Spiff said...

chael was just on the smack off

tem said...

fucking FB fix doesn't work. i want to punch people now.

Keef said...

Dos Equis’ pitchman is Jewish actor Jonathan Goldsmith,living in Marina del Rey.

Spaceman Spiff said...

damn, FB is serious business

Keef said...

Men's Wearhouse guy is George Zimmer

Keef said...

got my shares...i know you all care




1000?

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem do you use firefox

I ♥ Kobe said...

what's a firefox

/tem

tem said...

no i use IE 8

tem said...

i clicked the shit it said to and it looks right, but it still doesn't work.

restarted and everything.

fucking FB.

if people i know didn't buy the shares i'd want it to tank.

tem said...

i know what firefox is. i'd use it, but i am not allowed. i have to use ie

Keef said...

tem's angry like H

ToddPacker said...

"TP threw down the richest LOV member gauntlet to blue. 6 car garage is mansion-esque."

6 car garage was S

El Padrino said...

awesome

Keef said...

oh Todd

ToddPacker said...

going to the Yankee game tonight.... I'll be rooting for the reds

ToddPacker said...

I need a diet pepsi

tem said...

6 car garage is now fact.

TP has a 6 car garage.
H has a baby on the way.
El Pad lost his virginity to a girl on the rag.

all of these things are LOV facts.

tem said...

"I need a diet pepsi"

TP is hungover.

ToddPacker said...

"TP is hungover."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

I'll be rooting for the reds



They don't want your support

tem said...

reds win easy tonight.

Keef said...

I guess I'm going to Chilis for lunch today. I fucking hate Chilis

El Padrino said...

2 for 1

tem said...

the ambiance at chillis is bad. there is no good art on the walls. the waiter doesn't know what you really wanted to order.

El Padrino said...

chilis >>> Friday's >> applebees

Keef said...

2 for 1


huh

Keef said...

chilis >>> Friday's >> applebees


don't like any of them. I can halfway deal with Applebees HH

tem said...

i think el pad should make a list of 10 things he does every day at work (either as a busboy or a junior associate) that he isn't the best at.

El Padrino said...

2 for 1


huh


every chilis i've ever been too, you order one drink, they give you two, same price

well drinks, domestic beers

El Padrino said...

"i think el pad should make a list of 10 things he does every day at work (either as a busboy or a junior associate) that he isn't the best at."

I don't think so Tim.

El Padrino said...

don't like any of them.

^^this

agree

Spaceman Spiff said...

smack off spoiler alert







chael won the smackoff

El Padrino said...

i gotta go soon

those tables aren't going to bus themselves

Mize said...

So I need an etrade account, hey?

Mize said...

At the library up north. Middleaged guy next to me is furiously playing Farmville.

Fucking hilarious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chad Mendes to Welcome Cody McKenzie to 145"

wow, WFT?

tem said...

they are going to fight each other at a weight of 145lbs.

I ♥ Kobe said...

well facebook sucks

Keef said...

every chilis i've ever been too, you order one drink, they give you two, same price

well drinks, domestic beers



was with work people.

I ♥ Kobe said...

tha's chilis happy hour, bogo

Keef said...

I had to call another insurance company this morning to report a claim. The chick axed when the accident happened. I said 5/12/12. She says "But this policy was enacted on March 19th". I said "ok". 5 seconds of silence occurs, and I say "may is after March". She says "Oh yeah, duh. my fault".

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome

I ♥ Kobe said...

did you say "apology accepted"

Keef said...

did you say "apology accepted"



i didn't. But earlier we were having a meeting and I said it to one of the bossmen

Jugdish said...

Wall

Keef said...

Lull

Keef said...

Wall

I ♥ Kobe said...

david stern put in a call to the refs...


he's a little worried about an OKC/IND finals

tem said...

HE should be worrieed

Jugdish said...

david stern put in a call to the refs...


Cant blame the refs for your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Berto tested positive for a steroid, June 23 fight with Ortiz is off"

Berto's trainer last week:

"I truthfully think drugs are rampant in the sport .I think that this new style of testing is going to really drop the hammer on a lot of people.As long as we have VADA testing, I’m not really worried about it. Because the VADA testing is what is going to catch it.”

Spaceman Spiff said...

"UFC Light Heavyweight champ Jon "Bones" Jones was arrested early this morning for DUI after he totaled his Bentley in upstate New York.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Jones was involved in an accident at around 5:00 AM in Binghamton, NY. We're told the car which Jones crashed into a pole was totaled and cops arrested Jones on the scene for DUI. "

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i’m glad the ufc wanted to work with me as well, and i think that they trust that i’ll never make them look bad. You never have to worry about me with a dwi or doing something crazy"
- jon jones after being sponsored by the ufc

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A day after vowing to be done with Twitter, the outspoken manager of the Miami Marlins continued to shoot from the hip, saying Wade's behavior toward Heat coach Erik Spoelstra during a Thursday loss "can guarantee a fight."

"I will kick his ass," Guillen told reporters Friday. "Well, I won't say I'll kick his ass. They'll kick my ass because they're bigger than me, and I'm older. But I will take my chances. Some people have to understand our job.""

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Blue Jays placed Adam Lind on outright waivers Friday.
"No chance he gets claimed," said an American League executive."

fuck adam lind

Aitch said...

Is he on your team?

ToddPacker said...

at a bar in the east village right now. free personal pizza with every beer. shit is crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers chokejob part deux in effect right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"at a bar in the east village right now. free personal pizza with every beer. shit is crazy'

name?

Spaceman Spiff said...

chokejob complete

ToddPacker said...

"name"

crocodile lounge

ToddPacker said...

okc!!!

ToddPacker said...

just bought a pack of smokes for $14.... told the guy at the bodega that mize's head would explode.... got a ::flank steak::

Spaceman Spiff said...

"okc!!!"

hope there's a homeless guy shitting on your porch right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuking gasoft, he's definitely gone, too bad they won't get a cp3 level player this time

Jugdish said...

hope there's a homeless guy shitting on your porch right now


cracked me up

Spaceman Spiff said...

how the fuck is mike brown a NBA head coach, should be a defensive assistant only

Mize said...

"Berto tested positive for a steroid, June 23 fight with Ortiz is off"


Motherfuck. The fuck, Berto?

Mize said...

"just bought a pack of smokes for $14.... told the guy at the bodega that mize's head would explode.... got a ::flank steak::"


I almost passed out after reading this.

Mize said...

"fuking gasoft, he's definitely gone, too bad they won't get a cp3 level player this time"


You mean the Paussy Cat.

Mize said...

LP's getting called out tomorrow morning

Keef said...

Nice

ToddPacker said...

"LP's getting called out tomorrow morning"

what happened?

Mize said...

Salad

Keef said...

Salad is fucking great

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