Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Lebron Blows

At this point I have no idea why teams even guard him in the last 2 minutes of a ball game? Down one and missing two freethrows? AT HOME? that's bush league.

with that said, no way are the heat not winning the east

football season can't come soon enough

The joke around town here is that everyone is disappointed that the nuggets couldn't finish off the lakers. Not because they wanted to see more nugs...but because now everyone has to take notice that the Rockies are awful. Third worst record in baseball before last night.

lots of "Tulo is overrated" grumbling starting out there

congrats to Meiz on the new job, can't wait to hear about the incompetence of that new department (ns)

congrats to Kod on the new stadium. With the expanded gambling, i'm sure it'll make your indian friends very happy

I guess concussions are a bitch

so is you're mom

165 comments:

No More Knicks said...

lebron is a 58% free throw shooter when the game is on the line

No More Knicks said...

fucking Kings man jesus

Keef said...

I don't get it


Stop it

Jugdish said...

Stop it

^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

lebron is a 58% free throw shooter when the game is on the line


I dont get it


/mize

Blue said...

lebron is the most scrutinized nba player...maybe ever.

people love to hate on him

Blue said...

i include myself in "people"

Jugdish said...

Not 1,not 2...

Suck in that Gut! said...

To answer Tem's question from yesterday of "where is beth?? voice talk....why does christina hate that tony luca guy so much?"

It's because the Jay-Z song he sang has lyrics that apparently some consider derogatory towards women.

Personally I think she took herself way too seriously with that though.

Blue said...

i think xtina's songs can be derogatory towards man

Suck in that Gut! said...

I think your face is derogatory towards man.


(Nothing personal blue, just been feeling left out with the "your face" comments...)

Blue said...

my face should not turn any man on

No More Knicks said...

au contraire

/meiz

Mize said...

"congrats to Meiz on the new job, can't wait to hear about the incompetence of that new department (ns)"


I think those dudes are probably the most organized in the company.

Spaceman Spiff said...

korean zombie fight last night was HDH

korean zombie!!!

No More Knicks said...

the hell are you talking about

Spaceman Spiff said...

he gets title shot now, against winner of aldo/koch






i think koch wins

/LP

Spaceman Spiff said...

aldo will win, then KZ will need all his zombie powers to hang with aldo

Keef said...

Babies have taste buds in their cheeks.

Spaceman Spiff said...

brett lawrie GIF

ump is so scared he forgets to toss him immediately, hilarity

Mize said...

Why is it okay for people to say Wade is the better closer but then get all up in arms when LeBron defers to him or doesn't close out?

No More Knicks said...

The Decision.

Keef said...

Why is it okay for people to say Wade is the better closer but then get all up in arms when LeBron defers to him or doesn't close out?


1) Who says that Wade is a better closer?
B) LeBron appears to want nothing to do with having the ball at the end of the game

No More Knicks said...

remember when Lebron made huge shots in Ohio to close out games?

that was fun

No More Knicks said...

when his headband got popped off last night his forehead screamed

Aitch said...

Lawrie definitely has a gripe though. I watched the video and those strike calls were awful.

No More Knicks said...

cant argue balls and strikes

Keef said...

Lawrie definitely has a gripe though. I watched the video and those strike calls were awful.



Can't throw your helmet at the ump

Keef said...

Delmon Young got like 50 games for tossing his bat at an ump. Lawrie will get some time

Aitch said...

Clearly. Just saying I can see why he was so upset.

Aitch said...

No doubt. I think in the 10-15 game range cuz of the contact with the ref, but not as bad as the bat incident.

Aitch said...

"Cant argue balls and strikes"

Yea and NBA officials are supposed to T up guys who bitch and moan at them. Doesn't happen. The umos give the hitters a little room to argue, but he obviously went overboard.

Aitch said...

*umps

No More Knicks said...

why are you so angry

Keef said...

Yea and NBA officials are supposed to T up guys who bitch and moan at them.



H would get double Ts every game

Blue said...

"Why is it okay for people to say Wade is the better closer but then get all up in arms when LeBron defers to him or doesn't close out?"

oh yeah, forgot, mo williams was the bomb in cleveland, that's why LBJ was alway deferring to him at the end

Blue said...

michael jordan passed to John Paxson


/meiz

Aitch said...

EP, wtf is 'arb'?

Keef said...

Paxson was wide effing open.

Chalmers was the except* opposite of wide effing open

Aitch said...

"why are you so angry"

Because of your face.

Keef said...

EP, wtf is 'arb'?



H, wft is mutine

Keef said...

I saw mutine in a magazine @ the doctor's office once

/LP

Mize said...

"1) Who says that Wade is a better closer?"


Talking heads and armchair analysts like us.

Aitch said...

I find it funny how many women wear white in the city when they know they'll be walking around and rain is a definite in the forecast.

Aitch said...

Mutine is the act of a mutiny.

Aitch said...

Looks like a CnP to me.

Mize said...

"Can't throw your helmet at the ump"


I don't think he threw it at the ump. That being said, 10 games. Delmon did it on purpose.

Aitch said...

He threw it in the direction of the ump. It's not like he threw it straight down in a reclaction like happens a lot. He wound up and tossed in that direction. Do I think he intended to hit him? No. But he definitely wanted to get the ump's attention.

Keef said...

Yeah it was a strong reclaction

Keef said...

LP, if you don't win this game you should quit

Keef said...

I don't think he threw it at the ump.


Towards the ump

Aitch said...

Reclaction is grate*

Good job, H

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade bush league last night

other way around, guy hitting wade gets ejected

No More Knicks said...

"EP, wtf is 'arb'?"

stop it

No More Knicks said...

"LP, if you don't win this game you should quit"

dont worry i'll give you a rematch

Keef said...

dont worry i'll give you a rematch



wow, thanks

No More Knicks said...

wade looked genuinely pissed all night

Keef said...

shoot him

/zimmerman

Aitch said...

"stop it"

No, seriously.

Keef said...

arb - someone who engages in arbitrage

No More Knicks said...

stat arb kid

No More Knicks said...

i hear arb at least 5 times a day

Keef said...

WWF accepts AE as a word, H shouldn't have an issue with arb

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

dat ass

Aitch said...

I forgot how good keith is at this fucking game

Keef said...

fucking woe. Noone cares

Mize said...

arb is short for Arby's. Duh.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i keep it competitive with keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

horsey sauce

Aitch said...

Spiff what's your name on wwf again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Inglis was disqualified after her final round for signing an incorrect scorecard. She shot a 3-under-par 69 and would have finished at 2 under and won by nine shots.
The disqualification cost Inglis the opportunity to become first golfer — boy or girl — to win a fourth consecutive state title"

Blue said...

"wade bush league last night"

almost as bush league as this

Spaceman Spiff said...

danielwordswf i think

rarely play anymore, have probably auto resigned a few games lately

Keef said...

i keep it competitive with keef



you kick my ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

nope, ball was there, just for that your name/pic for the series bet is

I Love Kobe

Keef said...

big pic

Blue said...

if somebody does that to kobe, they get ejected

he wound up, it's not like he was even trying to block the shot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The first major repercussion from the Angels’ disappointing 16-21 start occurred Tuesday night when the team announced that hitting coach Mickey Hatcher had been fired."

pujols

I ♥ Kobe said...

i do ♥ kobe

Keef said...

dem/dat was nice

Aitch said...

Wall

No More Knicks said...

you dont even know how much i hate the gollum

No More Knicks said...

"Looks like Ryan Seacrest didn't pay quite what Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi wanted for their sprawling Beverly Hills compound: the Journal has reported the final sale at $37M."

like a boss

Aitch said...

Kill him

Mize said...

Seacrest is awesome.

Aitch said...

What was the asking price??

Aitch said...

"Kill him" was in response to EP's comment about Gollum

I ♥ Kobe said...

super hot chick came in today

sales rep from staples. I kept looking at her thinking, damn she's hot, and not paying attention to what she was saying

she's from Minnesota. Those norwegians make some hot women

Mize said...

"she's from Minnesota. Those norwegians make some hot women"


You ain't lyin'

Keef said...

inhere, LP?

I ♥ Kobe said...

that's like "adhere" but in

Keef said...

oh

Keef said...

io

Mize said...

"inhere, LP?"


Trying to quote a Nelly song on WWF?

Keef said...

booooooo

No More Knicks said...

tp, willie nelson covered Just Breathe

i dont care for it but passing it along maybe you will

No More Knicks said...

"inhere, LP?"

Ebonics.

I ♥ Kobe said...

willie's cover is ok

still prefer the PJ version

Mize said...

Gregg Allman on Conan was hilarity last night. He had to be baked.

Mize said...

Who's the Kobe person? Blue or TP?

No More Knicks said...

BLUE.

Keef said...

Gregg Allman on Conan was hilarity last night. He had to be baked.




No way!

Keef said...

LP is playing out of his mind this game. Up by 80 with 7 tiles remaining

No More Knicks said...

kicking aitch's ass too

jug however is having his way with me

I ♥ Kobe said...

twcmlps

Keef said...

ha

Aitch said...

Yea I'm getting my ass kicked by you both.

Keef said...

lull

Spaceman Spiff said...

4 minute spiderman preview

No More Knicks said...

there was nothing wrong with the past spidermans

Spaceman Spiff said...

"there was nothing wrong with the past spidermans"

<a href="http://gifs.gifbin.com/2003839490.gif>GIF</a>

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF

fized

Aitch said...

Yea, Spiderman 3 was pretty awful.

Aitch said...

Number 3 is never awful!!!

/Beth

tem said...

"It's because the Jay-Z song he sang has lyrics that apparently some consider derogatory towards women. "

she's been a bitch to him all season.

earlier in the season she said that the only reason he got votes was because timberlake told his fans to vote for tony.

tem said...

"oh yeah, forgot, mo williams was the bomb in cleveland, that's why LBJ was alway deferring to him at the end"

mo was OK. delonte was better. /lebron's mom

Mize said...

"earlier in the season she said that the only reason he got votes was because timberlake told his fans to vote for tony."


Yeah, what would Timberlake know about talent?

BITTER BEER FACE

tem said...

the 3 spidermans were good enough.

tem said...

she was just a bitch to him the whole time. at every turn.

Mize said...

"she was just a bitch to him the whole time. at every turn."


So, she hit on him & he wasn't having it. Got it.

I ♥ Kobe said...

i like that all the superhero stories get to be retold

and tehy have to start over from the beginning everytime

(s)

No More Knicks said...

cept batman

Mize said...

The Michael Keaton Batmans are still my favorite

No More Knicks said...

"Thangamuthumariappan Kalimuthu"

Indian name of the day.

No More Knicks said...

yes they were good, after that, notsomuch

Spaceman Spiff said...

apparently the studios lose the rights to the characters if they don't keep using them

KIK

No More Knicks said...

all i know is Stan Lee loves it

No More Knicks said...

cashing checks and breaking necks

I ♥ Kobe said...

in 5 years when they make a new batman series, and he's wearing grey and blue...and they have to start over from the beginning...then we'll see

I ♥ Kobe said...

and they're directed by Kevin Smith

I ♥ Kobe said...

or even worst*, the lord of the rings guy will re-make them

Keef said...

So Strasburg was awful last night because he got Icy Hot on his cock&ballz?

Mize said...

"and they're directed by Kevin Smith"


Kevin Smith would make them the most accurate to the comics, though.

I ♥ Kobe said...

yes, kevin smith wouldn't do an awful job, except that jay and silent bob would be in them

I ♥ Kobe said...

and they'd take place in Jersey

tem said...

i love jersey /LP

Mize said...

I think Kevin Smith retired Silent Bob.

NS

Spaceman Spiff said...

kevin smith retired

Spaceman Spiff said...

as director, he would probably come back if offered batman or something though

Mize said...

"kevin smith retired"


Ah, that's the ticket.

Keef said...

kevin smith was a baller for my LIONS last season

/mize

Mize said...

"kevin smith was a baller for my LIONS last season"


For like 1 game.

Mize said...

LIONS! go 5-11 this year

tem said...

they'll go 3-13

Keef said...

xnij

Keef said...

nfc central is redonk. Except for the vikings

No More Knicks said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

fishing GIF

Keef said...

fishing GIF



I've had that happen before. But the sheep was in front

/mize

I ♥ Kobe said...

mize had a sheep charge him and headbutt him in the ballz?

I ♥ Kobe said...

lawrie only got 4 games?

Keef said...

lawrie only got 4 games?



He didn't throw the helmet at the ump

/mize

Mize said...

"He didn't throw the helmet at the ump"

Yup

Mize said...

Time for whore shoes

ToddPacker said...

"tp, willie nelson covered Just Breathe

"i dont care for it but passing it along maybe you will"

saw that... I don't care for it either

ToddPacker said...

"Seacrest is awesome."

crazy talk

ToddPacker said...

gonna be in NY tomorrow not hanging out with ep

Keef said...

Cmlp wouldn't let him, anyway

ToddPacker said...

fuckin reds just took the lead

ToddPacker said...

Santana gets pulled and then the bullpen blows it

Keef said...

2 game series is retarded

tem said...

Your face is retarded

Spaceman Spiff said...

Wow what a chokejob, Kobe lost the game by himself

Keef said...

Poo holes was glad to see hatcher go, apparently

Jugdish said...

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