Wednesday, May 09, 2012

JAVALE MCGEE

Now there's a crazy dude that I can get behind. Kobe shot the ball 32 times...he came out wanting to win the game by himself, and then almost did at the end. That's why the Lakers are never out of a game. Josh Hamilton huh? In a contract year? Brian Cashman is licking his chops, but I wonder if Theo Epstein will be given the green light to try and go get him. Either way, the Rangers are gonna have to pay through the roof to try and keep him. Remember when the Reds gave up on Hamilton? That was fun. one time a thing occurred to me, what's real and what's for sale.... Best STP song of all time, one of my top 5 rock(?) songs. Javale McGee is making himself a lot of money. So is Jordan Hill. Hill is making so much money the police don't even care he choked a bitch. I couldn't even imagine the amount of crazy if there's a game 7 and Javale gets to play against Ron Ron. Terrell Owens was on Dr. Phil yesterday i guess. His baby's mommas were confronting him. He has 3 kids with 3 different women. They want him to keep paying his $20k/month in child support, and he's broke. I bet he could have just gone to court instead of Dr. Phil This is why i'm not getting a divorse*...to much child support. (s)

144 comments:

El Padrino said...

wonder why buck pitched to hamilton in the 8th

i woulda drilled his ass

/hamels

El Padrino said...

you guys haven't mastered the paragraph issue i see

Keef said...

I'm assuming this is referring to a Facebook photo Keef posted.



Close. It was one I was tagged in

El Padrino said...

"Russian passenger jet reported missing in Indonesia"

hope they find that

El Padrino said...

tems cousin won pop vote vs obama in Wava

El Padrino said...

the dow is falling

El Padrino said...

new thing,

anytime you see me capitalize the first letter of a sentence and end it with a period it means i am attempting to produce a gramatically correct comment

if it is flawed in anyway I will impose a one day pic name change as my punishment

any other comment not capitalized will not count, real talk

Keef said...

Cris Carter just ruined his hof chances

El Padrino said...

prostitution out of a hot dog truck is so hilarity

Beth said...

"anytime you see me capitalize the first letter of a sentence and end it with a period it means i am attempting to produce a gramatically correct comment"

So does "anytime" really mean never?

Beth said...

"prostitution out of a hot dog truck is so hilarity"

What's hilarity is that that lady says she's sexy. Also hilarity is that guys are apparently paying for something sexual from her.

El Padrino said...

apple news:

new ipad august, 7 inches of angry birds

10 inch ipad quarter 4

i phone 5 coming September

El Padrino said...

"So does "anytime" really mean never?"


No.

Blue said...

"What's hilarity is that that lady says she's sexy. Also hilarity is that guys are apparently paying for something sexual from her."

as Teej would say "a whole* is a whole*"

Blue said...

getting my new directv box today.

i hope it's worth all the hype

Spaceman Spiff said...

memorial weekend vegas booked

Keef said...

Fifty-six percent of 2011 college graduates are unemployed or underemployed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone else find hamilton's home run trot funny, can't explain it

Blue said...

they should not have gotten marketing degrees

Keef said...

they should not have gotten marketing degrees


^^^^^

Keef said...

I don't know what to do with all the shit on this phone

Blue said...

new phones can be overwhelming

Keef said...

LP's 2 favorite teams could meet up in the next round if the Rangers win

Keef said...

new phones can be overwhelming




ain't nerve lied

El Padrino said...

fucking devils

El Padrino said...

memorial weekend vegas booked

fuck you

Keef said...

"So, what's the feeling about summit III."


Glad this was sorted out

(S)

El Padrino said...

pick a place

El Padrino said...

is nashville it?

Blue said...

do it

El Padrino said...

this double agent thing sounds a little bit like that dicaprio movie with a fat russell crowe

El Padrino said...

"Moto-polo, a game in Rwanda that utilizes motorcycles instead of horses, has few rules, lots of beer breaks and frenzied speeds of up to 45 miles per hour."

count me in

Keef said...

pick a place


vegas

El Padrino said...

bastard

Keef said...

Vegas

9/21-9/23

El Padrino said...

The rumors were true: Word in from Shake Shack HQ reveals that Shake Shack is headed to Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts, six miles west of downtown Boston. The restaurant will open in the Chestnut Hill Shopping Center, in a space left vacant by a children's store. According to the Boston Globe, it will clock in at "roughly 3,000 square feet."

AITCH

Blue said...

first you shake it, then you shack it

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck that, bring shake shack over here

El Padrino said...

"I'll be out there in a bikini top and a G-string this summer...I have a permit. It's going to be hot dogs and t-ts."

-hot dog hooker

Keef said...

Steak & Shake is where it's at

/freak

El Padrino said...

spiff buy tickets fro LA's grub crawl, i am buying them for brooklyn

El Padrino said...

nevermind, i aint payin that

Blue said...

no olive garden on the list huh?

El Padrino said...

$215 my balls

El Padrino said...

"Waste is passed on through the intestine and exits via the anus."

I didn't know a Scallop had an anus.

Keef said...

I didn't know your face had one

Keef said...

big game tonight, LP. Kniss* win, you win the bet

Aitch said...

Is Shake Shack good?

El Padrino said...

"Is Shake Shack good?"

is this guy fucking serious

Keef said...

some people haven't had shake shack

El Padrino said...

"big game tonight, LP. Kniss* win, you win the bet"

totally forgot

i guess we bet they wouldnt win two or more playoff games

Keef said...

I am part of some people

El Padrino said...

"some people haven't had shake shack"

have those same people heard it's fucking delicious though

specifically from people on this blog

Keef said...

good point

apologies

Keef said...

I got my mind made up

Keef said...

I'm getting one of these

El Padrino said...

The Oden piece on Grantland is solid.

El Padrino said...

happy little trees

Mize said...

"i dont even know what this means

May 9, 2012 9:13 AM"


Maybe if you wouldn't have deleted your facebook account, you'd be in the loop.

Keef said...

The Oden piece on Grantland is solid.


^^^^

Keef said...

If you know anything about guys in the Air Force," Greg explained, "it's that they drink a ton.


::shaking head::

/jug

El Padrino said...

delete your face

Keef said...

Maybe if you wouldn't have deleted your facebook account, you'd be in the loop.



It wasn't me. It was CMLP

/LP

Aitch said...

Rumors around here today that Josh Beckett, who was scratched from his start on Saturday and unavailable to pitch in extra innings on Sunday due to a sore lat, played 18 holes of golf with Clay Buchholz on Thursday. Unreal.

Aitch said...

P.S. they announced on Wednesday that Beckett would miss the Saturday start.

Keef said...

Doesn't matter. Boston could hit Baltimore's DH

Keef said...

Aitch is starting to realize that O:FB is real

El Padrino said...

beckett is rich whiskey tango

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

Josh Hamilton huh? In a contract year? Brian Cashman is licking his chops, but I wonder if Theo Epstein will be given the green light to try and go get him. Either way, the Rangers are gonna have to pay through the roof to try and keep him.


I don't think there's any way that the Rangers will let Hamilton leave

El Padrino said...

NY is not an option too much temptation

El Padrino said...

i mean even lawng island has hookers now

Blue said...

"I don't think there's any way that the Rangers will let Hamilton leave"

the reds let him leave

Blue said...

rangers will probably keep him, probably why they let CJ go, so they could afford hamilton

my point is, the sawks, cubs, and yankees get in the discussion, the numbers start getting high.

maybe he'll go to the Marlins, or the Angels

Blue said...

mess could use a CFer

Blue said...

"lin unwilling to play with knee 85%"

tebow would have played

El Padrino said...

he knows he'd get embarrassed on the court playing a team like the Heat with that knee not being ready

El Padrino said...

it's fucking mike bibby time kid

El Padrino said...

it's fucking mike bibby time kid

El Padrino said...

rangers game 6 >>>>> knick game 5

tonight

Blue said...

i thought you were an islanders fan

Keef said...

the reds let him leave



Bro, they got Edinson Volquez. Who doesn't make that deal?

S

Blue said...

EP, how did CMEP like "50 shades of Gray"

Keef said...

ha

Blue said...

i've considered buying it for cmblue for mother's day (ns)

El Padrino said...

she is readin the second one now

El Padrino said...

she loved it, if you saw the SNL skit on this book it's hilarious

El Padrino said...

i have yet to see any benefits from this book sexually as of yet

Blue said...

"i have yet to see any benefits from this book sexually as of yet"

DAMN

Keef said...

damn

Keef said...

i've considered buying it for cmblue for mother's day (ns)



NO
/cmblue

Keef said...

H has been woe all over on FB since he abandoned bmh

Keef said...

Reds win

El Padrino said...

grizz coach looks a little like a young john witherspoon from Friday

El Padrino said...

putin scores

Blue said...

dick enberg is the broadcast guy for the padres TV

Blue said...

new directv box is in...it's fucking suite.

super fast

El Padrino said...

fast?

never knew that was an issue
you mean when you change the channel there was a slight delay?

Keef said...

DTV box is fucking slooowwwww. Most times it takes 3-5 seconds from the time you hit the button until something happens

Aitch said...

"NY is not an option too much temptation"

I agree with this.

Blue said...

"DTV box is fucking slooowwwww. Most times it takes 3-5 seconds from the time you hit the button until something happens"

not an issue now

Aitch said...

I don't think the Red Sox go after Hamilton. Elsbury is coming up on free agency. Theory has been Boras would be looking top dollar, but now that he has had seriois injuries 2 out of the last 3 years, Sox might be able to get him a little cheaper.

Blue said...

yeah, cuz ellsbury is as good as hamilton

Aitch said...

Plus I really wonder about the market for Hamilton. Obviously, he is a great talent on the field, but he'll always have that cloud hanging over him that he could relapse at any time. How much money are teams willing to risk?

Blue said...

millions

Blue said...

he relapsed last winter and look at him now.

maybe he needs a little relapse every once in a while

Aitch said...

" yeah, cuz ellsbury is as good as hamilton"

I'm not even remotely suggesting that. However, the Sox love Elsbury and he is capable of good numbers as we saw last year.

Blue said...

can a brother get another L

Blue said...

are you saying that Jesus Christ couldn't hit a curveball

Keef said...

Plus I really wonder about the market for Hamilton. Obviously, he is a great talent on the field, but he'll always have that cloud hanging over him that he could relapse at any time. How much money are teams willing to risk?



This guy's issues are that he has a drink about once every few years. I don't think that's a huge risk for teams. He's hasn't done anything illegal

Keef said...

However, the Sox love Elsbury and he is capable of good numbers as we saw last year.


Steroids

Keef said...

He's a one year wonder. A modern day Brady Anderson

Blue said...

he's even got the sideburns

Keef said...

Around the World in 80 Plates tonight

El Padrino said...

"DTV box is fucking slooowwwww. Most times it takes 3-5 seconds from the time you hit the button until something happens"

oh my god FUCK that

El Padrino said...

Around the World in 80 Plates tonight

not interested

Keef said...

oh my god FUCK that


For some reason it's only on the HD/DVR box. The regular ones we have in the BR are ok

Blue said...

it's the older HD/DVRs that do this, the newest operating system takes up too big for the old cpus to run, so it bogs down.

El Padrino said...

"A modern day Brady Anderson"

man we are old
:(

Keef said...

So how big of a pain in the ass was it to get them to send you a new one?

El Padrino said...

he threatened to leave didnt he

Keef said...

Yeah. I'm just curious how much time he spent on the phone with them

Blue said...

maybe 10 minutes.

i told them i was quitting...she asked why

she tried to get me to accept it for the price of a regular DVR (199), i told her that was stupid and that i could get the hoppah for free.

she said they don't even give the receiver to the new customers for free, would i be willing to accept the same deal they give new customers, and i said yes, as long as i get sunday ticket free this next year (like a new customer).

literally was maybe 10 minutes

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

she said they don't even give the receiver to the new customers for free, would i be willing to accept the same deal they give new customers, and i said yes, as long as i get sunday ticket free this next year (like a new customer).


So you paid for the receiver?

Keef said...

I think I might switch to Dish. They have a pretty good deal for the top 250

Mize said...

Time for whore shoes

Mize said...

Dish licks nutsack

Keef said...

Dish licks nutsack


You live in the boonies

Blue said...

dish was about the same price for the top 250 once you add in all the other crap, as I was currently paying.

i paid $49 for the reciever and $49 for installation

Keef said...

I'm paying like $98 right now for DTV. Looks like Dish would be < $60 for the first 12 months and then about $90 for the next 12 months. I'm not getting any of the movie channels

Blue said...

I have a bunch of discounts from directv for being around so long, like free HD, and i think i get a free receiver credit.

the top 250 would have saved me about $8/month for the first 12 months, then been about $20 more than what i'm paying now

Keef said...

Dish promo says free HD for life I think. I dunno. I'm going to call them and see what they say. I know that people complain about Dish. But people complain about DTV, too. i can't imagine that it's that much different

Keef said...

Plus, I can say i have the hoppahhhh

Blue said...

yeah, i was ready to make the switch unless directv gave me what i wanted.

i couldn't care less about dish/directv right now..except with directv i can get sunday ticket.

Keef said...

Gotcha. Sunday Ticket isn't really a big deal to me.

Keef said...

O:FB

Jugdish said...

I may need a spot start tomorrow, and by may i mean i Will. Didnt bring a laptop on this road trip and am too lazy to write a post from My phone. I nominate mize.

Keef said...

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ToddPacker said...

I think I have the new dtv box, but I'm not sure

ToddPacker said...

""Is Shake Shack good?"

is this guy fucking serious"

shake shack is fuckin grate

Keef said...

Wall

Mize said...

"I nominate mize."

MOTHERFUCK

Keef said...

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