Tuesday, May 08, 2012

I'm on a boat

Tem is on his cruise. This is how I imagine him

154 comments:

Keef said...

I got suspended from work for the same thing

/LP

Blue said...

nice to see they got dressed up for their interview

Blue said...

""It's an adolescent boy that possibly likes a girl and doesn't understand, 'Hey, I like you and I put it in those terms,' " Stephanie Meadows said. "That's the adolescent mind.""


6 year olds aren't adolescent

El Padrino said...

fucking bibby

Keef said...

More than 4.5 billion spam text messages were sent last year.

Keef said...

I like that Walmart sells 20 oz bottles of pop* for $1.50, and they sell 1.5L of pop* for $1.00

Blue said...

all grocery stores are like that

if you want to buy a 2l it's like 1.25, if you want to buy a 20oz, it's 1.59

El Padrino said...

fucking women

El Padrino said...

it's called convenience keef

El Padrino said...

break the mold, swig out of a 2L all day like a boss

don't think they'll fit in the car cup holder though

El Padrino said...

meanwhile if you buy cans you get 144oz for what $3.33 when on sale 3 for 10

Blue said...

i buy the 2L

El Padrino said...

i make my own soda

/lp

El Padrino said...

actually i almost bought a soda stream

El Padrino said...

i should look at the keeper team
so disinterested in fantasy baseball this year

Jugdish said...

actually i almost built a soda stream


Fixed

El Padrino said...

spiff are the clippers the Mets of LA?

in terms of fan population, it must be like 4 to 1 ratio like yankee fan to met fan

El Padrino said...

not even mentioning the other two cali teams

Keef said...

it's called convenience keef



Great, thanks. I was actually saying that I like it.

Keef said...

It's called reading LP

Keef said...

if you want to buy a 2l it's like 1.25, if you want to buy a 20oz, it's 1.59



True. But I can't drink 2L in a day. I can drink 1.5L

Keef said...

break the mold, swig out of a 2L all day like a boss



Hello 200 lbs!

Keef said...

i should look at the keeper team
so disinterested in fantasy baseball this year



I have like 5 or 6 guys on the DL right now

Jugdish said...

Great, thanks. I was actually saying that I like it.

The money he saved on phone upgrades goes towards pop

Spaceman Spiff said...

mets ratio probably higher, they have history

i've only known 1 clippers fan

Keef said...

I drink water almost every day. I'll run over to Walmart like once a month and grab a pop*

Keef said...

i've only known 1 clippers fan



Until you bought season tickets after you moved to LA from Boston

Tyler said...

"spiff are the clippers the Mets of LA?

in terms of fan population, it must be like 4 to 1 ratio like yankee fan to met fan"

Yeah, that ratio is about right, even with the bandwagoners that have jumped on this year. But the Mets have won championships, the best the Clips have ever done is to get into the second round of the playoffs. They've never been to a Conference Championship.

Keef said...

They've never been to a Conference Championship.



Looks like a cnp

(S)

Tyler said...

The only reasons go to a Clippers game is to get cheaper tickets to see an opposing team, or someone gave you free tickets. Until now.

Keef said...

The only reasons go to a Clippers game is to get cheaper tickets


NY Guy says the same thing about the Mess

ns

Tyler said...

I think the Bobcats, Clippers, and Grizzlies are the only teams who have never been to a Conference Championship. You'd think at least one year they'd get there by accident.

Tyler said...

Forgot about the Hornets and the Raptors.

Blue said...

nuggets got there

Blue said...

the lakers have represented the western conference in the finals roughly 50% of the time

Blue said...

golden state ever make a WCF?

Tyler said...

Golden State won a Finals in 1975. Rick Barry.

Tyler said...

Golden State should have won another title in 1976 (lost in the WCF), but Rick Barry is a dick.

Keef said...

so is your face

Tyler said...

Conference Finals wikipedia page

El Padrino said...

eww dick face

Blue said...

oh yeah, rick barry and world b free

El Padrino said...

40 apps for lakers is silly

Blue said...

world wasn't with the warriors when they won their champyunshops

Keef said...

So Cole hamels gets 5 games for admitting he hit Harper. But Zimmerman hits Hamels in his next AB, but doesn't admit it's on purpose, and gets no suspension. MLB is grate

El Padrino said...

hamels got 5 games for being a moron

El Padrino said...

rihanna slapped her vagina the whole "cake" song

was awesome

Jugdish said...

hamels got 5 games for being a moron


This

Keef said...

hamels got 5 games for being a moron



I understand why Hamels got his suspension. I'm just saying, everyone knows that Zimmerman hit hamels on purpose, too.

Jugdish said...

Roadtrip to Barksdale AFB tomorrow and thurs...suite!

Blue said...

i didn't know zimmerman hit hamels on purpose

Keef said...

i didn't know zimmerman hit hamels on purpose



Sure you did. You just didn't know you knew

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

sister emails me to go there for niece birthday part memorial day weekend, like it isn't 3 weeks away

hello airlines

rape me

Keef said...

where is that? FL?

El Padrino said...

south carolina

El Padrino said...

no more bake sales in boston
kids are too fat there

Keef said...

south carolina



Remember to take your confederate flag board shorts

Keef said...

The fuck are board shorts?

/LP

Mize said...

"sister emails me to go there for niece birthday part memorial day weekend, like it isn't 3 weeks away

hello airlines

rape me"


So don't go.

El Padrino said...

god that new pitbull song is awful

just butchering a classic

Keef said...

which one

Keef said...

sister emails me to go there for niece birthday part memorial day weekend


Sisters are dumb. I haven't talked to mine in over 3 years

Blue said...

that's because her husband likes star wars

Keef said...

I like mize, he likes star wars

Mize said...

"that's because her husband likes star wars"


It might have to do with blowing their money on stupid Star Wars shit.

Mize said...

Like, I have a Darth Vader bobblehead, and a clone trooper mug I use for a pen caddy. Not $500 worth of stupid light sabers to hang on the wall.

Blue said...

light sabers are suite

El Padrino said...

this garbage

keef

Blue said...

pitbull is trash

El Padrino said...

does that nashville team do well?

seems like an odd place for hockey

Mize said...

Pitbull blows

Blue said...

i thought meiz liked pitbull

Blue said...

or maybe that was LP

Blue said...

"all he does is make hits"

/lp

Keef said...

It might have to do with blowing their money on stupid Star Wars shit.



I don't dislike him because of that. I think he's a retard because of that

Mize said...

"I don't dislike him because of that. I think he's a retard because of that"

Gotcha. I had my mat out.

Keef said...

rip zeke

El Padrino said...

that was aitch that liked pitbull

Blue said...

fucking H

Blue said...

"lin out game 5, likely out rest of the series"



yeah, because it'll be over after tonight

El Padrino said...

probably

El Padrino said...

you know the year has fell apart when you start clamoring for some Tony Douglas

Keef said...

you know the year has fell apart



Knows English

Blue said...

fluent

Keef said...

like a boss

El Padrino said...

metaphorically speaking

bossman says this alot

El Padrino said...

and he uses mad metaphors and cliches

El Padrino said...

and theoretically

El Padrino said...

he's an odd bird

Keef said...

you should tell him it looks like the dow has fell today

El Padrino said...

fallen
keef

fallen

Mize said...

Set 'em up & knock 'em down

Mize said...

I am not playing Jug in WWF because I am a wussbag, and he is a more cunning linguist than I. I have been handily thrashed in the past, and I get no enjoyment from getting my ass kicked.

That was a preemptive explanation.

Keef said...

fallen
keef

fallen




Your* welcome. Now teach me a finance nugget

El Padrino said...

when does the olympic team get announced

El Padrino said...

"Your* welcome. Now teach me a finance nugget"

already knew that but here is a free one for you anyway

p/e ratio means "price to earnings" ratio and it is used to determine company valuation

Blue said...

how is the p/e ratio calculated?

Mize said...

One of the new temps just busted out "Oriental" when referring to one of our Asian salespeople.

Always awkward

Keef said...

how is the p/e ratio calculated?



price divided by earnings

El Padrino said...

looks like a cnp

El Padrino said...

Always awkward

i woulda said gook

Mize said...

And that's why you stay locked up in an office away from the people.

El Padrino said...

there are people in the office, unless they are holograms

Keef said...

that would be suite

El Padrino said...

i've only had one minor HR infraction and not here at a prior job

i told this lady she looked like aunt jemina and she took offense

for the record she was black and wore a silk head scarf looking EXACTLY like aunt jemina

Mize said...

Tinkle test tomorrow for this guy. And a physical. Not sure why they have you take a physical.

El Padrino said...

because they are insuring you

Keef said...

i told this lady she looked like aunt jemina and she took offense



The nerve of her

Keef said...

Not sure why they have you take a physical.



Your* better than this, mize

El Padrino said...

"The nerve of her"

i know right, and the only reason i said that is cuz she said i looked like miles from murphy brown
which i didnt know who that was until google came out

so just like in sports it's the retaliator that gets punished

Mize said...

Didn't have to get a physical for my current insurance. Or any previous insurance, for that matter.

Keef said...

are they providing life insurance?

El Padrino said...

well they dont technically insure you of course but some companies view employees as investments so they want to make sure they didnt hire a guy who will die in 6 months i guess

Mize said...

"Your* better than this, mize"


Uninsured for a decade, dude. A lot of this is foreign to me.

Mize said...

"are they providing life insurance?"


I can't imagine they are.

Mize said...

"well they dont technically insure you of course but some companies view employees as investments so they want to make sure they didnt hire a guy who will die in 6 months i guess"


Welp.

El Padrino said...

why cant you imagine that, it happens all the time

America is pretty great you should read up on them.

Keef said...

does inbound scheduler require any heavy lifting?

Keef said...

America is pretty great you should read up on them.



hilarity

Keef said...

that sounds like something I would say

Mize said...

"does inbound scheduler require any heavy lifting?"


Nope. Picture taking, though.

Keef said...

I can't imagine they are.



I know you don't care about life insurance

El Padrino said...

"that sounds like something I would say"

aw damn

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

they probably do like walmart and take out life insurance on you, so when you die, they get a huge payout

Blue said...

also, if they're going to offer health insurance to you, they don't want to hire no sicko that makes their rates go up

Keef said...

Uninsured for a decade, dude. A lot of this is foreign to me.



That's probably why they're doing the physical. No insurance history for underwriting to research

Blue said...

we got fucked on this.

company was moving to a self insured plan because most of our folks are healthy and we could save some serious coinage.

come to find out, this one bitch who is on Cobra, has this crazy rare blood disease that costs like $60K/day to treat

the insurance company denied us at the last minute, and all of our employees were without health insurance because of this ho, for about 2 weeks.

Keef said...

shoulda fired her

Mize said...

Pretty sure you can't fire somebody for that

Keef said...

It's blue. He can fire anyone

Keef said...

In AZ, anyone can get fired at any time

Blue said...

she had already been fird* because she was too sick to work..but was still on our Cobra coverage

Blue said...

mila kunis could save me from dying anyday

Mize said...

"In AZ, anyone can get fired at any time"


COLOV?

Keef said...

she had already been fird* because she was too sick to work..but was still on our Cobra coverage



Oh yeah, duh. Reading is fundamental, keef

Mize said...

Home time

Keef said...

COLOV?



I believe so

Keef said...

new phones were delivered to cmk's work today. Cmk plugged mine in so it'll be ready to go when I get home. Suiteness

Keef said...

lull

Aitch said...

Josh freaking Hamilton huh?

Keef said...

Do the Rangers have a promo where if Hamilton hits 4 HRs then everyone gets an 8-ball?

Mize said...

Heyooo!

Mize said...

Hunting time

Mize said...

That photo looks like a bad photoshop, Keith. Just kinda weird.

And csil's leopard print heels say everything anybody needs to know about her.

Beth said...

Hmmmm, wonder if blue is getting sexy time again this Wednesday morning...

El Padrino said...

Im not wondering that

El Padrino said...

"And csil's leopard print heels say everything anybody needs to know about her."


i dont even know what this means

El Padrino said...

it's wagon wheel wednesday guys!

Beth said...

"And csil's leopard print heels say everything anybody needs to know about her."

I'm assuming this is referring to a Facebook photo Keef posted.

Beth said...

"it's wagon wheel wednesday guys!"

I don't even know what this means...

El Padrino said...

the coffee guy sells a monstrous cinnamon roll that resembles a wagon wheel

and we all buy one on wednesday

Blue said...

new post

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"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino