Wednesday, May 02, 2012

i'm late, so what

no i'm not pregnant, decided to stay home and have sexy time this morning

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El Padrino said...

"decided to stay home and have sexy time this morning"

lies

El Padrino said...

"decided to stay home and have sexy time this morning"

you have a balcony?

Aitch said...

Just found out my friend died last night. Hit a telephone pole... unreal...

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear that mike

Jugdish said...

Sorry for your loss, Aitch

Beth said...

Condolences H.

El Padrino said...

chandler DOY

El Padrino said...

lewis black is my boy

Keef said...

Compared to 10 years ago, 3 million more Americans are working past the age 65.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP report your facebook as a fake and someone is impersonating you

Keef said...

no time for that shit

Keef said...

"his wife" is too busy updating his profile

Keef said...

she wouldn't let him delete it last night

tem said...

she said there was no way

tem said...

in 10 days or less el pad will have more friends on FB than i do.

kod said...

"Cuz everyone is acting like Boston is a racist city"


AYFKM?



acting like? shit, maybe you should research your city...or take your blinders off

Keef said...

I wanted to make a comment on "Anthony Padrino knows English."

Keef said...

hahaha, fucking DOUBLE DRAGON with jug

kod said...

People don't think Boston is a racist city because of recent tweets


people know Boston is a racist town because it's been hands-down the most anti-black northern metropolitan city since at least the 19th century

Keef said...

hey there

Keef said...

boy I got so many bitches like I'm Mike Lowery

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

oh, i don't lie

Spaceman Spiff said...

define anti-black

/H

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i'm going to start calling keith's fam...the keithdashians.

all the drama, the sisters who are bff's

tem said...

sucks for blue that he already used up his sexy time for May

tem said...

someone posted something on FB about how to deal with a high maintenance family. i should send that link to keith.

Keef said...

chicks love drama. even though they all say they hate it

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

keith would be that scott guy i guess, the one who knocked up kourtney

Jugdish said...

hahaha, fucking DOUBLE DRAGON with jug


Hilarity

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"sucks for blue that he already used up his sexy time for May"

nah, i get more sexytime once i finish tiling the backsplash

Keef said...

I was driving home last night and I drove past a brand new Dodge dually pulling a horse trailer. The driver was a big ol' black dude wearing a cowboy hat. I got home and saw that Bostonians had already tweeted racist comments

Keef said...

Hilarity



I got your text literally 30 seconds after I posted that comment

Keef said...

keith would be that scott guy i guess


fuck off

El Padrino said...

i dont know what your talking about

Beth said...

"chicks love drama. even though they all say they hate it"

I wish I could tell you you're wrong but I can't.

And interestingly enough, the worst chicks when it comes to drama are lesbians.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

you don't know who the kardashians are?

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"And interestingly enough, the worst chicks when it comes to drama are lesbians"

and meiz

Keef said...

and meiz



ha

El Padrino said...

El Padrino said...
i dont know what your talking about


I wanted to make a comment on "Anthony Padrino knows English."

no this

Keef said...

oh. suite. irony

Spaceman Spiff said...

you know english according to fb

Keef said...

If you knew English you would know what I'm talking about

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i think it's funny that youtube pulled the kate upton doing the cat daddy in a bikini video

Spaceman Spiff said...

saints players' bounty discipline happening today

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

our FNFL draft is this weekend right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

vilma suspended for the season!

Hargrove gets 8 games. Will Smith 4 games. Fujita 3 games.

El Padrino said...

wow

Spaceman Spiff said...

"It’s been said Vilma offered $10,000 to any teammate knocking Brett Favre out of the 2009 NFC Championship Game."

El Padrino said...

maybe he and payton can room together

Spaceman Spiff said...

goodell after all these suspensions with his staff

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Matt Leinart is back in a familiar role as Carson Palmer's backup at quarterback.

The Oakland Raiders signed Leinart to a one-year contract on Tuesday"

Mize said...

"hahaha, fucking DOUBLE DRAGON with jug


Hilarity"


That text made my day

Keef said...

Pitcher Andy Pettitte acknowledged under cross-examination Wednesday that he might have misunderstood Roger Clemens when Pettitte said he heard his former teammate say he used human growth hormone.




Waffler

El Padrino said...

you guys are talking shit behind my back?

s

El Padrino said...

paul berra stories get better and better

he calls the shoe guy who apparentely makes him belts because he is so fucking fat and he tells the guy to make sure his belt is ready for saturday

57 inches

like whoa

Keef said...

paul berra makes me lol every fucking time

tem said...

is paul berra the wwf guy?

El Padrino said...

yes

Keef said...

Yogi's grandson

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i didn't know EP was on words with friends.

what's your username, i'll start a game with you

Keef said...

i didn't know blue was on wwf

Keef said...

is paul berra the wwf guy?


Paul Berra is Yogi's grandson

Paul Bearer is the WWF guy

Keef said...

i didn't know blue was on wwf



*still on wwf

ToddPacker said...

"*still on wwf"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Aitch said...

"acting like? shit, maybe you should research your city...or take your blinders off"

So a city can't change?

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i'm not still on WWF, but i'd rejoin if EP was playing

tem said...

russia changed in rocky iv.

if russia can change then boston can change.

Keef said...

So a city can't change?


AJA & WADR, what's taking so long?

Keef said...

if russia can change then boston can change.



*than

/LP

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

so schiano signed a cripple to play DT for the bucs?

i don't think this will end well

(s)

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

university of Idaho's football conference has basically fallen apart, right now it looks like in 2013, they'll have 2 Football members.

So now the talk is whether they should go back to FCS (1-AA)

i'm all for that, they can't compete with Boise State anymore.

El Padrino said...

speaking of russia that chernobyl movie looks hdh

El Padrino said...

berra
bearer

same thing

tem said...

"so schiano signed a cripple to play DT for the bucs?"

yeah, he can sneak the other players drugs through airport security.

it is brilliant.

tem said...

**other players'

El Padrino said...

my user name is

el padrino 55

El Padrino said...

dont forget i will WORK you in wwf

WORK YOU

Keef said...

yeah, he can sneak the other players drugs through airport security.




hahahahahahahaha, funniest thing said this month

El Padrino said...

i have to shit or get off the pot with this XBOX thing

either get it or dont Anthony

make up your mind

El Padrino said...

im so cheap lately

El Padrino said...

hahahahahahahaha, funniest thing said this month

it's May 2nd bro

Keef said...

i have to shit or get off the pot with this XBOX thing

either get it or dont Anthony

make up your mind



You've only been talking about it since 2007, bro

Keef said...

it's May 2nd bro



Yep, well aware. I stand by my comment

El Padrino said...

"You've only been talking about it since 2007, bro"

nah it broke in 2010 cmon son

tem said...

it broke circa 2010

Keef said...

2007
2010


same thing

El Padrino said...

scott hairston hitting cleanup

gross

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

hairston had a cycle the other day though

tem said...

he is a chick?

Mize said...

"nah it broke in 2010 cmon son"


Bullshit.

El Padrino said...

when then?

def not 07, def not

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

it's 2012

El Padrino said...

my last madden game is the 2010 year

Mize said...

Actual email I got today.


Hello,

I believe you're the owner of lordzofvengeance.net. I've got a
proposition concerning your website. Would you be interested in
acquiring lordzofvengeance.com?

I can upload an HTML file temporarily to verify ownership of the
domain, in case you're concerned. Let me know what you think to
discuss further.

PS: I'm only emailing you because I believe you can benefit from this.
I do not intend to email you again unless you respond to this inquiry.

Regards,
Faheem.

El Padrino said...

late 09, early 2010

i stand by my comment

Mize said...

"my last madden game is the 2010 year"


So, 2009.

El Padrino said...

tell faheem to go scratch

tem said...

indeed tell faheem that we are sending a wheel chair kid to his country to blow his ass up.

El Padrino said...

yeah but late, cuz i got mad run out of it, im pretty sure it was early 2010 cuz i remember playing modern warfare 2 which came out like xmas time in 2009 well into january

tem said...

faheem is ballsy though. steal the domain, then try to sell it back. good business plan.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

call faheem a squatter and offer to stick your dick in his mouth

Keef said...

Lordzofvengeance.com is so March 2012

tem said...

i like dot net. sounds more modern.

Keef said...

Remember when mize fucking lost his shit when LOV.com went down? that was awesome

Jugdish said...

Faheem is out $10...


FACE

Mize said...

I should tell Faheem LoV's legal team will be contacting him.

Mize said...

"Remember when mize fucking lost his shit when LOV.com went down? that was awesome"


I did not lose my shit. You just took it as such.

Keef said...

I did not lose my shit. You just took it as such.



So your text at like 7am was just casual?

Keef said...

7am on like a sunday morning

Mize said...

I did not take the time zone difference into consideration

ToddPacker said...

"7am on like a sunday morning"

mize was getting ready for church

Keef said...

I don't take your face into consideration

Mize said...

"mize was getting ready for church"


I was at my second service of the day.

El Padrino said...

TP you still fucking around with video games?

El Padrino said...

i mean i know you have them cuz your kids are old and shit but you play them (without them)

Mize said...

"i mean i know you have them cuz your kids are old and shit but you play them (without them)"


Knows English

Keef said...

knows is debatable

Keef said...

getting all the emails for free food for your bday is grate*. Got a free dinner @ the keg, red robin, Grimaldi's, DQ, Benihana, BWW

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

how are you going to eat at all those places on friday?

Keef said...

They don't have to be used on Friday

Keef said...

most of them have to be used by 5/31

Keef said...

Tomorrow cmk is going to dinner with a friend so I'm going to the Keg. Friday we're going to Grimaldi's. I'll probably hit up some of the other ones next week

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i need to sign up for this free stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NFL legend Junior Seau was found dead in his home in Oceanside, CA ... and a law enforcement source at the scene tells us cops believe he shot himself.

Seau was 43-years-old ... and leaves behind 3 kids and an ex-wife. "

holy shit

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

Holy Shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

remember this?

"Seau was involved in a car accident back in 2010 when he drove his SUV off a cliff in Carlsbad, CA hours after he was arrested for allegedly attacking his girlfriend. Seau later said he was not trying to kill himself ... insisting he had fallen asleep at the wheel. "

El Padrino said...

HOLY SHIT

Keef said...

What did he say to hisself* right before he shot hisself?

Say ow

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

he was working for the MLB network or something

Aitch said...

"Its gone. The blog is gone. WHAT THE FUCK. Is this an April Fools joke?

April 1st 10:21 AM"

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i wonder if he fell asleep with the gun in his mouth?


too soon?

Spaceman Spiff said...

good work H

Keef said...

he was working for the MLB network or something




mlb network?

Spaceman Spiff said...

some writer is typing out a story right meow about brain damaged from NFL causing this

Keef said...

"Its gone. The blog is gone. WHAT THE FUCK. Is this an April Fools joke?



Nice. H wins blogger of the day

Spaceman Spiff said...

brain damaged is HDH

Keef said...

It was not an April Fools joke. You just took it as such.


/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

i did not caps lock, my keyboard just took it as such

/meiz

Aitch said...

Making Meiz look foolish puts a smile on my face

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"mlb network?"

yeah, i saw him doing some special where he sat with the guy who preps all the baseballs for the dodgers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"We're told Seau sent text messages to his ex-wife and 3 kids yesterday saying, "Love you." We're told they all responded and didn't suspect anything was wrong. We're told he last saw his kids 3 weeks ago. "

jerk

S

Aitch said...

"yeah, i saw him doing some special where he sat with the guy who preps all the baseballs for the dodgers."

It was probably an episode of the Sports Jobs show he did. Saw one where he was helping the Garden staff change over from hardwood to ice and back.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

so you're saying he didn't fall asleep? that this was planned?

Aitch said...

He must have worked for the NHL & NBA networks too!

/Blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Retired NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal to graduate with a doctoral degree in education from Barry University.

Known simply as Shaq, he now can call himself Dr. O'Neal. "

El Padrino said...

happy birthday keef

Aitch said...

"so you're saying he didn't fall asleep? that this was planned?"

I think people were skeptical then, but kinda ignored it and then forgot about it. I know a lot of people who commit suicide don't succed on their first attempt. NS.

El Padrino said...

"Its gone. The blog is gone. WHAT THE FUCK. Is this an April Fools joke?

April 1st 10:21 AM"

i still have this

hilarity

El Padrino said...

"I know a lot of people who commit suicide don't succed on their first attempt. NS."

used to know

El Padrino said...

seau reminds me of


18-1

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"He must have worked for the NHL & NBA networks too"

hey, grand wizard H. shut it

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i meant fell asleep with the gun

El Padrino said...

"i mean i know you have them cuz "your kids are old and shit but you play them (without them)"


Knows English"



sorry forgot i had to treat the content i type like a work email on this prestigious blog


douche

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

kenny powers plummeted off a cliff

Aitch said...

"used to know"

Are you retarded?

Aitch said...

"hey, grand wizard H. shut it"

This made me literally el oh el. Thanks, Blue. NS.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Are you retarded?"

"AJA and WADR, why did it take 10 years?
April 30, 2012 11:49 AM
"

Aitch said...

Even though we know you're the most racist person here.

Aitch said...

Well played, O.C.

Keef said...

I know a lot of people who commit suicide don't succed on their first attempt. NS.


A lot?

El Padrino said...

"used to know"

"Are you retarded?"

insinutated you knew people that committed suicide and were unsuccessful the first time but nailed it the 2nd time in relation to the junior seau story which is where the original conversation began

no i am not

El Padrino said...

Even though we know you're the most racist person here.

fuck gooks

El Padrino said...

AJA and WADR

so good it hurts

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

when does that freedom fries tower open?

El Padrino said...

summer/fall 2013

El Padrino said...

the memorial is open now

Aitch said...

" Most people who attempt suicide do not complete the act on their first attempt. However, a history of suicide attempts is correlated with increased risk of eventual completion of a suicide."

Blessed be. If you really know English, you'd have understood it the first time.

Keef said...

sorry forgot i had to treat the content i type like a work email on this prestigious blog



Of course. Bad typerism only kicks in when it's on a blog

Aitch said...

" insinutated you knew people that committed suicide and were unsuccessful the first time but nailed it the 2nd time"

Do you even read the shit you post? If that's what I was trying to say, would I not say "I know a lot of people who tried to commit suicide and weren't successful their first time."?

Keef said...

sorry forgot i had to treat the content i type like a work email on this prestigious blog



Remember all of those spelling/grammar bets that you won?

tem said...

"some writer is typing out a story right meow about brain damaged from NFL causing this"

it was already written. all the writer had to do was insert Junior's name.

Keef said...

happy birthday keef



It's not my birthday

tem said...

"However, a history of suicide attempts is correlated with increased risk of eventual completion of a suicide."


really? hey are correlated?

El Padrino said...

"happy birthday keef



It's not my birthday"

well im only saying it once so take it or leave it

Keef said...

well im only saying it once so take it or leave it



I know what that feels like

/CMLP

El Padrino said...

Of course. Bad typerism only kicks in when it's on a blog


you realize i have a job right
in which i communicate to other people via email and actually write procedure documents, interact with the SEC, NYSE and The Federal Reserve, speak eloquently on my area of expertise and have been successful at all of the above?

you know that right?

i turn this off when i blog

Keef said...

i turn this off when i blog


Right, I understand. That's why you've been able to win every spelling/grammar bet. I get it.

El Padrino said...

"If that's what I was trying to say"

not for nothing you've been all over the place lately

Keef said...

You can turn it on/off with the flick of a switch. When we make a bet, you turn it on. That's why you're undefeated in grammar/spelling bets

El Padrino said...

"Right, I understand. That's why you've been able to win every spelling/grammar bet. I get it."

on bullshit technicalities

plus i can't focus that intently on two things at once, im mad busy yo

it's like saying hey put this crib together and at the same time bake a cake

the cake is gonna get fucked up i'll forget an ingredient you know what im saying?

El Padrino said...

i'll try one again at some point when bossman is out so i can focus

Keef said...

Dude, I know you're a good speller. I read your posts @ the stache, too. They were all written perfectly, grammatically speaking

Keef said...

plus i can't focus that intently on two things at once, im mad busy yo


So your work emails are poorly written, too. Got it

Keef said...

Anyway, I know you're a good speller. You won the 3rd grade spelling bee

Keef said...

That was when you were able to focus intently on spelling

El Padrino said...

i never published anything, was told to write a post and deliver to editor

his words exactly were

just put a post togehter and send it, dont worry about spell check i'll edit the post before publishing

Keef said...

It's just that your ability to intently focus on spelling went by the wayside circa 4th grade

El Padrino said...

plus you think i actually gave a shit about that dumpy ass blog, i wrote most of that shit from my blackberry

El Padrino said...

Anyway, I know you're a good speller. You won the 3rd grade spelling bee

keef knows

Keef said...

just put a post togehter and send it, dont worry about spell check i'll edit the post before publishing



I think he overestimated his blogger

Keef said...

plus you think i actually gave a shit about that dumpy ass blog



Yes.

NS

El Padrino said...

"So your work emails are poorly written, too. Got it"

no they are legit, here suffers
im a beast

El Padrino said...

"Yes.

NS"

you thunk* wrong, once i knew it would lead to nothing it went by the wayside

Beth said...

"I know a lot of people who commit suicide don't succed on their first attempt. NS."

Interestingly enough, 100% of people who commit suicide are successful on their last attempt.

Keef said...

you thunk* wrong, once i knew it would lead to nothing it went by the wayside




So you gave a shit at one point. Got it

Keef said...

Interestingly enough, 100% of people who commit suicide are successful on their last attempt.



KIK

Keef said...

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