Friday, May 11, 2012

happy mothers day guys

It's fucking May already. 

Yo the Suite Genius guy creeps me out.

Fucking Hallmark.

Everytime I buy a houseplant cmep kills it by neglect.  Great mom.  Awful gardener.

I was looking for a snack just now didn't find one.  Pantry full but nothing I was looking for.   I hate when that happens.  You know what else really twists my sack, when someone leaves a bag of snacks open or cookies and then they become stale.  I hate that. 

Atlanta sucks.  I feel like they always lose in the first round.  Are the Braves the last team to win a championship in Atlanta?  What was that 1997?  I would google it but I really don;t care.  Just banging out some filler here.

What's the saying?  Always a bridesmaid never a bride?  That is Atlanta sports.

Allergies suck.

Reggie Miller said the other night that Rondo is the best pur point guard in NBA.  I laughed.  Did Chris Paul die Reggie?  Not sure what you mean by "pure" so maybe I'm misunderstanding that statement.  But my point guard of choose should be able to hit a jumper from time to time.  Maybe a 3 too.

So Adam Sandler just does whatever the fuck he wants I guess.  Cool.  I guess being funny 15 years ago created that.  I wish I could rest on my past conquests.

Kobe puked. 

YOU ARE VERY UGLY.  HOORAY BEER!

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Aitch said...

Beth, name/pic:

Suck In That Gut!

Aitch said...

"my point guard of choose"

Knows English

Suck in that Gut! said...

Tell the truth H, you chose this pic just so you get a chance to see it more throughout the day.

s

Suck in that Gut! said...

And what's with the Atl hate there EP? I mean it's not like any of us ever say anything bad about your town.

Suck in that Gut! said...

For the record, the Braves Series win was 95, and it wasn't just Atlanta's last championship but their only championship. (Unless you count minor league hockey...)

Suck in that Gut! said...

Also for the record, the Hawks made it to the 2nd round the previous 2 seasons.

But yeah, the Hawks definitely suck.

Aitch said...

I tried going through the archives to find the picture of you where someone said you looked like you were sucking it in, but I lost my ambition.

Suck in that Gut! said...

"Someone" = TJW

No More Knicks said...

"my point guard of choose"

Knows English


fucking legend

No More Knicks said...

"And what's with the Atl hate there EP?"

just sick of them making playoffs and not doing anything

just fail earlier

No More Knicks said...

bossman out
oh yeah

leaving early oh yeah

No More Knicks said...

what kind of pic is that aitch

why punish all of us

Jugdish said...

why punish all of us


What do you mean?

/mize

Jugdish said...

I think i owe aitch a name and pic from the sox series

Jugdish said...

Wall

No More Knicks said...

Just when you thought people on Facebook couldn’t possibly become more annoying: the company is reportedly testing out a feature that will allow users to pay a fee to insure that every one of their friends sees the things they post. So now when Ashley McBlonde you went to high school wants to announce that she’s getting remarried and/or how many centimeters her cervix is dilated during labor, EVERYONE will know.

fuck that

Aitch said...

You do, Jug. I didn't bither cuz you comment like twice a week now.

Aitch said...

Whi would be conceited enough to pay to force everyone to see their status updates? NS. Like bands and companies maybe, but individuals? I doubt it.

Aitch said...

You would, H.

/Keef

Keef said...

H knows

No More Knicks said...

Whi would
I didn't bither

Knows English.

No More Knicks said...

"Air traffic controllers in NY napped, watched movies, gambled on job..."


sounds like me

Aitch said...

I could go with the easy joke about NY air traffic controllers and 9/11, but I will refrain.

No More Knicks said...

"Ronkonkoma, New York, tower"

oh stop
fucking long island

No More Knicks said...

sounded like they meant JFK

No More Knicks said...

article

Keef said...

"Air traffic controllers in NY napped, watched movies, gambled on job..."



And now they're building new towers because of it

Keef said...

I could go with the easy joke about NY air traffic controllers and 9/11, but I will refrain




I'm not above it

Blue said...

"could go with the easy joke about NY air traffic controllers and 9/11, but I will refrain."

you know those flights left from Logan, right?

Aitch said...

"Whi would
I didn't bither

Knows English."

Fat fingers + small cellphone keyboard + typing while driving.

Your excuse?

No More Knicks said...

mad busy yo

No More Knicks said...

"typing while driving"

smat*

Keef said...

Fat fingers + small cellphone keyboard + typing while driving.



safe

No More Knicks said...

Hooters is showing appreciation to all moms for all that they do to make this world a better place by serving up our signature menu item for free. All day on Sunday, May 13th moms who dine in at Hooters will receive an order of 10 boneless chicken wings tossed in their favorite sauce for free!

YES!

Blue said...

just got a deal in the email 2 nights, plus airfare for 2 people to vegas...$139 total


shit yeah...book it

Keef said...

It's the N-O T-O R-I O, U-S you just lay down, slow

Keef said...

shit yeah...book it



NO

/cmblue

Blue said...

tebow renamed his dog, used to be Bronco, now it's just bronx


funny

Blue said...

summitt III in vegas

Keef said...

summitt III in vegas



blue knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

"typing while driving"

don't do that, that shit makes me nervous

/meiz

Jugdish said...

You do, Jug. I didn't bither cuz you comment like twice a week now.


Its not THAT bad

No More Knicks said...

"summitt III in vegas



blue knows"

have fun

Spaceman Spiff said...

2010 gasol is back

Spaceman Spiff said...

2010-11

Jugdish said...

have fun


You wouldnt go if we had it in nyc

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking game 7

Keef said...

You wouldnt go if we had it in nyc



^ all day

Keef said...

fucking game 7



They wanted to get RonRon some playing time before the OkC series

Blue said...

kobe is the only one who showed up last night.

he's super pissed at his teammates

Blue said...

kobe misses kwame brown

Spaceman Spiff said...

boston/philly both closed out yesterday, they play saturday

heat won wednesday/pacers won tuesday and they start sunday, nice job NBA

Aitch said...

" you know those flights left from Logan, right?"

And they took off just fine.

No More Knicks said...

You wouldnt go if we had it in nyc



^ all day


bet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

No More Knicks said...

According to an affidavit obtained by the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Kamil Mezalka was in his underwear when agents arrived at his house with a search warrant and entered when no one came to the door.
Suspected of stockpiling pornographic images of young girls on his hard drive, Mezalka reportedly came out of his bedroom with his hands up when the agents entered and then went back into his room, shutting the door.
The agents followed him, saw him stab his computer with the sword, and took him into custody.


hilarious

Blue said...

which sword?

Spaceman Spiff said...

OKC PA announcer arrested, fired
" According to court documents, three children, all under the age of 16 at the time, say Miller forced them to watch him masturbate as he viewed pornography on his computer. Two of the alleged victims also report sexual abuse.

During the course of the investigation, OSBI seized Miller’s computer.

Court documents state: “The OSBI was able to capture 449 pornographic images from the computer’s storage devices and hard drive.”"

No More Knicks said...

jesus they are everywhere

No More Knicks said...

which sword?

samuari

Spaceman Spiff said...

H
"A man with more than $5,000 in his pockets asked a cab driver to take him to three stores looking for reasonably priced cigarettes Monday before refusing to pay the fare, Syracuse police said."

Blue said...

chris andersen was very emotional in a meeting with George Karl yesterday discussing the police search of his house. and the emotion wasn't anger, he was crying, visually upset.

I think dude is fucked

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Keef said...

bet?


How do you bet on something that won't happen?

No More Knicks said...

fucking china

No More Knicks said...

"How do you bet on something that won't happen?"


how do you say there is no chance when you dont know for sure

Keef said...

how do you say there is no chance when you dont know for sure



I mean a summit in NYC

No More Knicks said...

right but you said 0% chance i will go to a nyc summit

of course id go that is silly

Keef said...

right but you said 0% chance i will go to a nyc summit


I stand by that. clmp has you on a short leash

Keef said...

NY Guy is back in NY this weekend. I told him to give you a call

No More Knicks said...

"clmp has you on a short leash"

suite bait

No More Knicks said...

underwater hotel

No More Knicks said...

fucking dubai

Mize said...

"just sick of them making playoffs and not doing anything"


Hello, New York Knicks!

No More Knicks said...

two years

atlanta has been in it more than that

Keef said...

Give the Kniss* credit, mize. They won a playoff game this season.

Mize said...

If we're going to NY, I'd rather go to Cooperstown. At least there's something decent to do there other than just go blow money at a bar all day.

Keef said...

Let's go to Cooperstown for the Barry Larkin HOF induction

Mize said...

Not a bad idear

Keef said...

I've already told cmk I wanted to go to that. She told me to go. But I'm not going alone

No More Knicks said...

cooperstown would be suite

Mize said...

I'm looking into on lunch

Keef said...

"They are the biggest flopping team in the NBA," Vogel told reporters at Thursday's practice in Indianapolis. "It'll be very interesting (to see) how the referees officiate the series and how much flopping they reward."


nice

No More Knicks said...

i think you'd have to fly into Syracuse or Binghamton

that shit is far from the city

Keef said...

What about Albany?

Keef said...

Actually your closest airport -by about 30 miles - is BDL in Hartford CT.

No More Knicks said...

albany too

No More Knicks said...

oh really good to know

Jugdish said...

I just booked a flight to hartford for My reunion in july

Keef said...

Cool, so jug will already be there

Mize said...

Flights are spendy for HOF weekend

Keef said...

weird

Keef said...

$579.20 on SW for me

Blue said...

that's more than 2 tickets and 2 nights in Vegas for 2 people

Keef said...

that's more than 2 tickets and 2 nights in Vegas for 2 people


can I be your date?
/mize

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

I tried going through the archives to find the picture of you where someone said you looked like you were sucking it in, but I lost my ambition.

Here you go, lazy

Jugdish said...

Lp is going to go rub one out now

Keef said...

does he really ever stop

Keef said...

Weird NY Giants lady who sat next to me and sang Metallica all day had her last day yesterday. Praise Allah!

And from what I hear, we have a new girl starting on Monday and she just graduated from ASU and is pretty cute. And she'll be sitting in the spot next to me.

Will report next week.

Jugdish said...

I guess he usually does right after lunch

Jugdish said...

does he really ever stop


That's why My typing sucks, one handed bro


/Lp

Keef said...

Jug likes capitalizing "my"

Blue said...

"Here you go, lazy"

shoot, i was so focused on the sucking in the gut, didn't even notice that Beth has nice tits

No More Knicks said...

I can sell out MSG masturbating.

Blue said...

"Jug likes capitalizing "my""

looked like a CnP to me

Jugdish said...

Phone does it, too lazy to change it

Keef said...

I can sell out MSG masturbating.



random

Keef said...

I like that my phone has the voice option where I can just speak into it and it'll type it in for me. I hate typing on phones

Keef said...

I know it's not a "new" feature to phones. But it's new to me

No More Knicks said...

"does he really ever stop"

very rarely do I play a doubleheader

No More Knicks said...

"I like that my phone has the voice option where I can just speak into it and it'll type it in for me. I hate typing on phones"

with mixed results, sometimes its not quite accurate

No More Knicks said...

I can sell out MSG masturbating.



random


Tyson.

Keef said...

with mixed results, sometimes its not quite accurate



Did you teach it how to type?

Keef said...

Tyson.



Ah, that's right

Keef said...

I need to go to Walmart and get booze for camping.

Keef said...

met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all, came ungluuueeeeed

No More Knicks said...

walmart sells booze?

suite

Keef said...

stop it

No More Knicks said...

dude i've been inside a wal-mart maybe 10 times, nerve saw beerz* in there

but i think thats because it's NJ, they have weird state laws about booze

No More Knicks said...

people are like against a wal-mart in brooklyn, they like to keep the traditional brick and mortar places operating but im for it

it's cheap and sells everything

Keef said...

my old job was selling booze, and my accounts were Walmarts. Remember that era? Circa 2010-2011

Keef said...

people are like against a wal-mart in brooklyn, they like to keep the traditional brick and mortar places operating but im for it



A Walmart store is brick & mortar

Keef said...

NJ brought the Nets to Brooklyn. They can bring Walmart, too

No More Knicks said...

"A Walmart store is brick & mortar"

no it's not it's big box

No More Knicks said...

my old job was selling booze, and my accounts were Walmarts. Remember that era? Circa 2010-2011

vaguely

Blue said...

brick and mortar means actually store...as opposed to online store

you're thinking "mom and pop"

Keef said...

Brick and mortar (bricks and mortar or B&M) in its simplest usage describes the physical presence of a building(s) or other structure. It's a concept usually referred to in business, which applies to the physical location for a business or organization


Blessed be

Keef said...

you're thinking "mom and pop"



Knows English

Keef said...

no it's not it's big box



No, that's what I'm called

/beth

Blue said...

i bet beth's box is nice

No More Knicks said...

hey i heard you were a wild one

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No More Knicks said...

Brick and mortar (bricks and mortar or B&M) in its simplest usage describes the physical presence of a building(s) or other structure. It's a concept usually referred to in business, which applies to the physical location for a business or organization


Blessed be


which is what i said

and big box is a super retailer
look that up too

Keef said...

which is what i said


No More Knicks said...
"A Walmart store is brick & mortar"

no it's not it's big box

Keef said...

I know what a big box retailer is.

Aitch said...

"Here you go, lazy"

How do you people find this shit so quick? NS.

No More Knicks said...

No More Knicks said...
"A Walmart store is brick & mortar"


you said this

and i said no it's big box

--------------------------------

so i what i was saying is local business owners (birck and mortar operations) that would have to move or suffer from a big box retailer are against wal-mart coming here

No More Knicks said...

How do you people find this shit so quick? NS.


let me know when you need it i have it saved on my drive

No More Knicks said...

battleship looks like shit

No More Knicks said...

Keef said...
people are like against a wal-mart in brooklyn, they like to keep the traditional brick and mortar places operating but im for it



A Walmart store is brick & mortar



see

Spaceman Spiff said...

you sank my battleshit

No More Knicks said...

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

rihanna is gold right now

No More Knicks said...

i wanna put my entire dick and balls inside rihanna

the whole thing if possible

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The Blue Jays on Thursday signed nine-time All-Star Vladimir Guerrero to a Minor League contract."

vloddy doddy

Spaceman Spiff said...

O:FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

"My main motivation was to make money off the controversy," said the seller of a gun range target designed to resemble murdered Florida teen Trayvon Martin

pic of the item

Though they would not say how many $8 ten-packs were produced, they claim the response has been "overwhelming," and the targets "sold out in 2 days."

damn, easy money

Keef said...

and i said no it's big box



Right. No, as in, no it's not brick & mortar. Which is wrong

No More Knicks said...

both are right, im more right

Blue said...

it's both


who hurt you

Blue said...

you're both right

apology both accepted

Keef said...

both are right, im more right




Blue is right, you meant mom & pop shops.

No More Knicks said...

no

No More Knicks said...

lets move on

Keef said...

ok

Keef said...

I'm going to Walmart

Aitch said...

Wow, EP. Wow.

Blue said...

and we're not moving on

No More Knicks said...

wow your face nothing to see here
keep your fat fingers moving

Blue said...

hahaha fat fingers

Blue said...

"hey i heard you were a wild one

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

favorite song right now.


FLO make hits

No More Knicks said...

he does

No More Knicks said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
FLO make hits"

last 2 hits are plays off recent dance hits

feelin good


wild one

Spaceman Spiff said...

*good feeling

Mize said...

"Jug likes capitalizing "my""


Jug is God

Blue said...

all along the watchtower was a dylan song...but jimmie made it famous

Keef said...

Got some blue moon for the camping trip

Blue said...

belgian white

Keef said...

yes

Keef said...

i'm on a blue moon kick

Mize said...

"dude i've been inside a wal-mart maybe 10 times"


WFT

Spaceman Spiff said...

outside of hawaii, ive been in a walmart maybe that much

Aitch said...

So you've been thete more than that. Got it.

Keef said...

fat fingers

Blue said...

but have you been to sam's club?

Blue said...

i'm happy with the nuggets win or lose tomorrow night

i was very unenthusiastic this playoff season. not sure why

win or lose, (more than likely loss), i'm excited for them for next year

Keef said...

No. I only go to brick & mortar stores

/LP

Blue said...

they're going to overpay to keep Javale McGee

Blue said...

now Birdman is saying that this chick is trying to extort money from him

Keef said...

lull

Mize said...

Ketchup done

Mize said...

LP's brick and mortar shenanigans are ridiculous.

Keef said...

LP is ridiculous

*fized

Keef said...

Heat forward LeBron James is the NBA's MVP for a third time, putting him alongside some of the game's all-time greats.

Mize said...

I didn't chime in, but I think he's already a Hall Of Famer

Keef said...

Off to go camping

Aitch said...

"I didn't chime in, but I think he's already a Hall Of Famer"

Without any rings?

Keef said...

You don't need rings to be a hall of famer

Mize said...

"Without any rings?"

Hi, Charles Barkley.

Mize said...

Howdy, Mailman.

ToddPacker said...

"Without any rings?"

silly question

Aitch said...

So if his career ended today, you're already putting him up there with Barkley and Malone? I don't think he's there yet.

Mize said...

"So if his career ended today, you're already putting him up there with Barkley and Malone? I don't think he's there yet."


Chris Mullin is in the basketball HOF.

Keef said...

Token white guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Without any rings?"

LOL

Spaceman Spiff said...

nique is in the HOF

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So if his career ended today, you're already putting him up there with Barkley and Malone? I don't think he's there yet."

career wise lebron already better than barkley

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz,

are people really punching that hole in those miller lite cans

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bryce Harper slammed his bat against the side of the dugout. The bat came back and struck Harper above his left eye, slicing him open. He needed 10 stitches to close the wound."

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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