Friday, May 04, 2012

Give em the Bird

what's with everyone wearing the same tshirts at nba/hockey games now.  shit is corny and did dallas realize the blue matches the Thunder jersey color?  Hope this Thunder/Mavs series goes 7 it's been highly entertaining.

Does anyone like Sade?  the singer.  Serious question.

Who is the coach for Memphis?  Random black guy?

Marion jumpshot > Barkley tee shot

Knicks haven't won a playoff game in like 11 years.  Woe.  If it weren't for the Mets I'd be lost.  S.
I miss Charles Smith that's how bad it's gotten.

HBO should re-air The Wire, weekly and consecutively.  That would be a good idea I think.

Apacalypto in HD on my new shit is dope.  That reminds me of something.  Whenever I think I'm tough or being tough I can't help but think of the people that lived hundreds of years ago and how fucking tough they were.  Movies help me remember.

Has anyone ever tried to put a number on how many movies they've seen?  Hundreds?  I'll say I've seen 893 movies.  Close to 1000.



Remember kids : Sometimes you have to Live Mas.

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Aitch said...

"Does anyone like Sade?"

Only song if hers I know off hand is Smooth Operator. It's ok.

Aitch said...

I often Live Mas

Aitch said...

Local sports talk is gonna interview Bones Jones in a bit... Not because of UFC but to ask him about his brother Chandler. Seems weird to me.

Aitch said...

No one here yet...

Aitch said...

No energy for a run though.

El Padrino said...

"Only song if hers I know off hand is Smooth Operator. It's ok."

if she rocked tats, played guitar and had a lip ring you'd be all over it

Keef said...

Hope this Thunder/Mavs series goes 7 it's been highly entertaining.



Made me lol

Keef said...

if she rocked tats, played guitar and had a lip ring you'd be all over it



She has a hole & a heartbeat, I'm good

/LP

El Padrino said...

got some horse betting going on tomorrow

cant resist putting down on El Padrino and I'll Have Another

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"I often Live Mas"

looks like a cnp to me

Aitch said...

"looks like a cnp to me"

No one would make the "effort" to capitalize Live Mas

/Keith

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

rivera goes down

O:FB

Aitch said...

"if she rocked tats, played guitar and had a lip ring you'd be all over it"

FTR I hate lip rings. Also those damn spacers people put in their ear lobes.

Aitch said...

How is that O:FB?

Mize said...

"Hope this Thunder/Mavs series goes 7 it's been highly entertaining."


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaha

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"How is that O:FB?"

how is it not?

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

""Hope this Thunder/Mavs series goes 7 it's been highly entertaining.""

just like the heat/knicks series

Aitch said...

How does NY losing their closer affect Boston in a negative way?

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

ever heard of the Ewing theory

El Padrino said...

razors piss me off there is no justification for the price

El Padrino said...

i may go old school soon

buy a giant bag of single edges or double bic disposables

i feel like it cost me $100 a month to shave

Aitch said...

Yea razor blades are redonk. And remember, I shave my head so I go through them quickly.

Jugdish said...

i feel like it cost me $100 a month to shave


Only costs me $20 a month in Texas

Keef said...

A newborn giant panda is about the size of a stick of butter.

Jugdish said...

Happy Birfday* Keef!

El Padrino said...

i said i feel, havent done the math

but 8 are $41 i assume not just in NY

gilette fusion

i should downgrade to mach 3

El Padrino said...

i shave daily so that has something to do with it i guess

i dont shave my head cuz that would be dumb

Keef said...

i feel like it cost me $100 a month to shave


move

Keef said...

thanks yug

El Padrino said...

i do shave my balls but i use cmep's for that it's softer

don't tell her she wont like it

El Padrino said...

i feel like it cost me $100 a month to shave


move

it's the same price everywhere

Keef said...

And remember, I shave my head so I go through them quickly.


The woe has no boundaries

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

yeah, a 4 pack of those fusion are like $18 here.

the last me like 3 months though

El Padrino said...

ugly numbers today, ugly market

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

one razor, used daily should last you at least a week

Keef said...

it's the same price everywhere



Right, because you've been everywhere. I forgot.


8 Fusion blades are like $30, max

Keef said...

I shave once a week. 4 pack lasts me almost a year

Jugdish said...

don't tell her she wont like it


Its going on facebook

El Padrino said...

i love the jobless numbers, they are like the number a chick gives you in regards to men they've bedded

always add 3

job report always add 300,000

El Padrino said...

8 Fusion blades are like $30, max

bet?

take a pic in your local target

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"I shave once a week. 4 pack lasts me almost a year"

that's about how often I shave...4 pack does last a couple months then

El Padrino said...

$30 my asshole

Jugdish said...

I only shave on days i work unless im going somewhere formal like a wedding

El Padrino said...

"4 pack lasts me almost a year"

well i throw mine out after the blue strip is gone which after like 8 shaves (i will start keeping track) it's gone

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

BAM

Jugdish said...

I have to shave for work but i use an electric razor

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

EP could save some kwan

El Padrino said...

i dont have a wal-mart

disqualified

Keef said...

bet?


Suck it

Keef said...

BAM



DOUBLE DRAGON!

Keef said...

i dont have a wal-mart



I told you to move. Remember when I said that a few minutes ago and you said it was the same price everywhere? That was awesome

Mize said...

Yes. Get an electric shaver. Jesus christ.

OR

dollarshaveclub.com

El Padrino said...

not sold online

El Padrino said...

electric shavers dont work

Keef said...

not sold online


If only there was a way you could order from Walmart online

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i feel like it cost me $100 a month to shave"

"Yes. Get an electric shaver. Jesus christ."

yea you can get an electric for under 100

El Padrino said...

"told you to move"

fine me a job making my salary and i'll consider it

Spaceman Spiff said...

go to costco and load up on cartridges then

El Padrino said...

"yea you can get an electric for under 100"

i got one, it retails at $149.99 and it's a piece of garbage

Keef said...

fine me a job making my salary and i'll consider it



OK. Whatta say we fine you a job

El Padrino said...

go to costco and load up on cartridges then

^this

but everytime i go, i just hesitate to drop 30% of a costco receipt

Keef said...

amazon also has them for < $30.

Jugdish said...

electric shavers dont work


Mine does...$70 at walmart

Keef said...

but everytime i go, i just hesitate to drop 30% of a costco receipt



So instead you spend more by buying them elsewhere. makes cents


s

Keef said...

Too bad tem's not here. He'd have a heyday with this

El Padrino said...

out of stock at walmart and they are $33.94

power

Jugdish said...

, i just hesitate to drop 30% of a costco receipt

Wussbag

Mize said...

"i got one, it retails at $149.99 and it's a piece of garbage"


Mine was $30 and I've had it for 7 years.

Keef said...

Mine was $30 and I've had it for 7 years.



Fine LP a job in Sconnie

El Padrino said...

"Mine does...$70 at walmart"

you guess atre fughetting* I'm italian my face hair covers alot of ground and the contours of my face are not suitable for an electric razor

also, i have a cleft

El Padrino said...

"Mine was $30 and I've had it for 7 years."

you have a babyface

so does yug

El Padrino said...

*guys are

Mize said...

Walmart Supercenter #3520-Secaucus
400 Park Pl
Secaucus, NJ 07094
(201) 325-9280
7.79 miles



Welp.

Keef said...

Welp.




3 towns over rule

Jugdish said...

you guess atre fughetting* I'm italian my face hair covers alot of ground and the contours of my face are not suitable for an electric razor


im italian too

El Padrino said...

first of all seacaucus is a shithole like most of nj

second why would i pay tolls to save money on a razor

El Padrino said...

"im italian too"

but your face isn't

El Padrino said...

i found them cheap online at Soap.com

thanks and regards

El Padrino said...

i won't complain on here anymore

Keef said...

I think I speak for all of us when I say apology accepted

Keef said...

second why would i pay tolls to save money on a razor



Move

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

why wouldn't you just buy it from Walmart online.

saves you the gas of having to go to the store to buy one anyway.

bam

Jugdish said...

You should see how fast the walmart website loads on my new computer!

/mize

Keef said...

i feel like it cost me $100 a month to shave



Seems high

/jug

Jugdish said...

ha

El Padrino said...

"why wouldn't you just buy it from Walmart online."

because it's cheaper elsewhere

i found that out today

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

oh, it's part of the apple boycott

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

heard that lin and amare aren't going to play unless there is a game 4

El Padrino said...

they sold out anyway

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

expendables 2

Keef said...

heard that lin and amare aren't going to play unless there is a game 4



Sucks for them that it's best of 5

Keef said...

S

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

good to here* that verizon helped a brother out

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i'm about to pull the same shit on Directv...

not trying to get one over on them, but i'm cancelling and going to "the hoppah" unless they can convince me otherwise.

El Padrino said...

Lin is out for Game 4

no word on amare yet

Keef said...

yeah I learnt* that talking with customer service is >>>>> talking with a sales rep

El Padrino said...

"i'm about to pull the same shit on Directv..."

it works on everyone but the Wall Street Journal

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

WSJ is a BEAST

El Padrino said...

if lebron died today is he a hall of famer?

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

no titles

El Padrino said...

i say no

i am in the minority

by alot
according to some tweets i read

Mize said...

"You should see how fast the walmart website loads on my new computer!

/mize"


Doooood. Yes.

Mize said...

"3 towns over rule"

Shit. My bad.

Mize said...

"im italian too"

And you don't have a Jew last name

Keef said...

oof

El Padrino said...

i've told my story about the name

El Padrino said...

i wish i was a jew, that would mean i'd be rich

Keef said...

i've told my story about the name



I don't remember that
ns

Keef said...

New totpm

El Padrino said...

im pumped my local pizzeria is back

they sold it to some peeps awhile back i patronized because they seemed like nice guys but a few things were different, namely grandma wasnt in the back churning out the classics and other subtle changes that i didnt like

i saw the owner in a restaurant that weekend and he told me wanted to switch careers so he started to work an insurance company which he still does but he bought the business back and now his cousin runs it with the wife and the grandma

it's a nice story
his dad was slinging pizzas in that place in the fifties

kod said...

"Does anyone like Sade? the singer. Serious question."




the real question is, does anyone NOT like Sade? She's awesome, and not just for Smooth Operator (although that is one of my favorite slow jams from the 80s)

El Padrino said...

I don't remember that
ns


family name got destroyed at Ellis Island when my grandfathers father (great grandfather) came over from Italy

im sure you wont believe this but my true family name was Della Femina

ggf obviously had no english skills and the story is when asked what his name was he stated it, the officials laughed said he looked like a jew asked him what his trade was, he was a butcher and at that time butchers were a jewish thing and they shortened the name to Lafaman because jew names dont end in vowels

Jugdish said...

no titles


not 1, not 2...

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

"im sure you wont believe this but my true family name was Della Femina"

why wouldn't we believe that?

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

talk to me when Lebron has A title

El Padrino said...

"why wouldn't we believe that?"

meant for keef really

Keef said...

im sure you wont believe this but my true family name was Della Femina



I don't have any reason not to believe that

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

is the della femina name a big italian name?

it is like Chin in China?

El Padrino said...

"I don't have any reason not to believe that"

except that your an as.

El Padrino said...

"is the della femina name a big italian name?"

it's run of the mill
it's no Russo or Rossi or Esposito or De Luca but it's somewhat common

Jugdish said...

im sure you wont believe this but my true family name was Della Femina


Name looks familiar...pretty sure i saw it mentioned a couple times on the back of an OG menu under ”our story”.

Keef said...

ha

El Padrino said...

possibly, lot of imposters out there

El Padrino said...

a guy named Saul Rubenstein cant sell italian food ya know

ToddPacker said...

"Too bad tem's not here. He'd have a heyday with this"

Keith has a case of the temchills

ToddPacker said...

I spend $0/month on razors

El Padrino said...

whatta a aussie that shaves with a knoife*

Keef said...

Keith has a case of the temchills


Hey jealousy

ToddPacker said...

lov irony: I'm heading to a Christian school this afternoon for a family interview for my kids to attend their school next fall. I have a feeling I'm gonna have a hard time containing my beliefs. cmtp already gave me a warning to keep my mouth shut

Keef said...

whatta a aussie that shaves with a knoife*


Really Anthony, Really?

El Padrino said...

cmtp already gave me a warning to keep my mouth shut

couch night

El Padrino said...

Really Anthony, Really?

what he got a beard or somethin

ToddPacker said...

"couch night"

maybe

Keef said...

Adam Yauch, one-third of the pioneering hip-hop group the Beastie Boys, has died at the age of 48, Rolling Stone has learned.

Tyler said...

MCA dead at age 47.

ToddPacker said...

"what he got a beard or somethin"

according to linked in

Tyler said...

Keef scooped me.

ToddPacker said...

"MCA dead at age 47."

damn

El Padrino said...

damn

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

MCA is a living legend too

damn

Tyler said...

I am super bummed right now.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

seau, MCA...who is next

hopefully lebron

Jugdish said...

I'm gonna have a hard time containing my beliefs


So your wife Is Christian and you are not...i imagine that Is a challenge at times. How does that work?

ToddPacker said...

"So your wife Is Christian and you are not...i imagine that Is a challenge at times. How does that work?"

works out ok most times, but there are a few bumps in the road sometimes

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

bgblue1 goes to a christian pre-school

doesn't really create much conflict, i'm just supportive

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

of course, it's tougher when she wants to go to church, and i tell her "that's not our church"

Jugdish said...

doesn't really create much conflict, i'm just supportive


so youre kind of in the same situation TP Is in?

Keef said...

so youre kind of in the same situation TP Is in?


So cmtp isn't allowed to have a credit card either?

S

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

yep, my wife is catholic.

i wasn't raised religious at all..hadn't attended church one day, until I met her.

we don't go nearly as often as i'm assuming she'd like to go. I'm supportive 100% and never say "no" to anything religion related..except me going to classes to be an "official" catholic

Jugdish said...

I was raised Catholic snd went to church growing up. Kind of got out of it after I joined the service. Started going to a methodist church about 6 years ago and have been going ever since. Met fmjug through one of their life groups.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i don't have anything against religion.

I made the mistake once of saying, i was strong enough, i didn't "need" to believe in something.

boy oh boy

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

i've seen the power and strength and comfort that religion gives to some people...i'd never want to take that away from anyone.

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

TMRT

now i'm done

Spaceman Spiff said...

"im sure you wont believe this but my true family name was Della Femina"

shouldve busted a guy fieri and went back when you got married

Aitch said...

"Della Femina"

Looks like a CnP to me.

Keef said...

Looks like a CnP to me.



Bitter, party of 1

Aitch said...

Does MCA's death mean the Beastie Boys will stop putting out shitty music and just hang up the spurs? God I hope so.

Too soon?

Keef said...

Does MCA's death mean the Beastie Boys will stop putting out shitty music and just hang up the spurs? God I hope so.



Maybe they can just start a band that only sings other people's music

(S)

Mize said...

"I'm heading to a Christian school this afternoon for a family interview for my kids to attend their school next fall"


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

oh no he dinnit

Mize said...

"I am super bummed right now."

Me too. This one hurts. Its weird.

Aitch said...

As. calling someone else bitter is the height of irony

Tyler said...

BTW - happy birthday Keith.

Keef said...

Thanks T

Keef said...

As. calling someone else bitter is the height of irony



Woe

El Padrino said...

keef i hope you have a nice day

that's all im sayin

Keef said...

awwww thanks

Mize said...

Keith, you want a dong text for your birthday?

Keef said...

no

Mize said...

Are you sure?

Keef said...

i am sure that I don't want one

Aitch said...

I was gonna comment on your facebook that I hoped your birthday meant you would get sexy time, but thought better of it...

Aitch said...

"Woe"

Who hurt you?

El Padrino said...

"shouldve busted a guy fieri and went back when you got married"

thought about this but no one else did it before me and I'm the "III" so i'd feel guilty

Aitch said...

Truth ≠ woe

Keef said...

I was gonna comment on your facebook that I hoped your birthday meant you would get sexy time, but thought better of it...



good call

Keef said...

Truth ≠ woe



Not always

Mize said...

"I was gonna comment on your facebook that I hoped your birthday meant you would get sexy time, but thought better of it..."


Christ almighty.

El Padrino said...

yes, yes he is

El Padrino said...

i want a choco taco

Keef said...

I just talked to someone whose last name is weiner

El Padrino said...

just boat* kindle fire

Tyler said...

"HBO should re-air The Wire, weekly and consecutively. That would be a good idea I think."

Just read the actual post. Directv has a channel called The Audience Network that airs two episodes of The Wire a week on Sunday nights. I have been recording them on the DVR. The last season just started. It's channel 501.

Tyler said...

But if you don't have Directv, I guess try streaming them off of Netflix.

Tyler said...

Or get bootleg dvds.

Tyler said...

Or I could video tape them while I'm watching them bootleg movie style and then send them to you. Then you'd have entertaining commentary to listen to.

El Padrino said...

"But if you don't have Directv, I guess try streaming them off of Netflix."

i dont and i watch them on HBO Go when i can

Keef said...

Or I could video tape them while I'm watching them bootleg movie style and freeze them and then send them to you. Then you'd have entertaining commentary to listen to.

*fized

El Padrino said...

direct tv sucks

wadr

Keef said...

nah

El Padrino said...

over here it does

maybe i should move

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

501 on Directv is HBO

It's true, Eli is a better lover said...

directv is the bomb


but i'm quitting them

El Padrino said...

leaving early

Mize said...

Got the job, baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats

Aitch said...

Which one? NS

Jugdish said...

Got the job, baby!


Congrats!

Mize said...

"Which one? NS"

I suppose this is a relevant question.

Inbound Scheduler at Sysco

Spaceman Spiff said...

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