Monday, May 28, 2012

The Day Before Memorial Day (AKA, EJ's The Best)

TP has convinced me, so there won't be any good content other than these videos featuring my buddy EJ.  He has no idea how fucking hilarious he is to me.  The unintentional comedy level of hanging out with him is off the freaking charts.  EJ is the single most quotable person I know.  Just listen to the shit.  Our buddy Jake makes appearances in the Alonzo Mourning jersey.  Please.  Enjoy these nuggets.  There is some gold in these here hills.










 










I'm totally happy with this lazy post.  I hope you guys and Beth actually watch/watched these clips.  Good shit.  Happy Memorial Day, gang.





PS:  Did any of you fuckers learn how to tie a Palomar Knot last week?

24 comments:

kod said...

"12 oz of frozen limeade concentrate
12 oz of tequila
24 oz of light beer"


it's similar to hop, skip and go nekkid.... an amazing concoction passed down to me and brought back to Minni by a group of fine young people from Emory U during a tennis tourney in Hilton Head


just sub orange juice concentrate and vodka with the lime/tequilla

I'm gonna try this above recipe though, lime/tequila sounds >>>>> orange juice/vodka


"6 oz of cointreau(i added this)."


I can't lie, I do not know what this is. Blue knows these things though, so I'll do some googling and make sure I give that a whirl

kod said...

I'll have to check these videos out in a bit, computer is running way slow this AM, took about 3 min. of loading just to bring up LOV front page

Mize said...

They're gold, Jerry! GOLD!

I ♥ Kobe said...

cointreau is orange liquer...like grand marnier or...well there's a bunch of them...pretty common in margs I guess

Mize said...

I feel awful today. No more Sunday Fundays for this guy.

I want a mustache ride said...

i'm confused. is tomorrow memorial day?

Mize said...

"i'm confused. is tomorrow memorial day?"


You'll never guess when the video was shot.

Keef said...

I feel awful today. No more Sunday Fundays for this guy.


Csil calls it Sunday Funday

Mize said...

"Csil calls it Sunday Funday"


My kind of girl

Mize said...

My farts reek today

Mize said...

I'm blowing out of here at noon. This place is a graveyeard.

tem said...

it is hot out.

like phoenix hot in columbus. fuck that.

Keef said...

It's been nice here this weekend. Low 90s. Been working in the yard most of the time

Mize said...

Man. I forgot to mention. Sundress month definitely started yesterday.

Mize said...

And the ballpark's gonna be crackin' today. Where the hoes at?

kod said...

Sundress month definitely started yesterday.


not here, we've been stuck in the 50s; high on Tuesday of 51, with overnight frost



woe; I blame you, Canada

Keef said...

My keeper team has 8 guys on the DL. One of them is on the 7 day DL. I've never heard of the 7 day DL until now.

Keef said...

hilarity, what a pussy

Aitch said...

7 day DL is new this year for concussions.

Aitch said...

Am I the only one working today?

Keef said...

I'm working tonight

Keef said...

Happy Memorial Day from Ron Ron

Aitch said...

Wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Boxer Paul 'The Punisher' Williams likely paralyzed after wreck "

damn, sergio left no longer the worst thing to happen to him

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