Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Blue Hot 5

In honor of the Maxim Hot 100 being released, blue is going to list his hot 5 of 2012...because you all care. In no particular order:

#5. RACHEL BILSON


#4. SOFIA VERGARA


#3. MINKA KELLY


#2. KATE UPTON


#1. MILA KUNIS

128 comments:

I ♥ Kobe said...

i'm sure there are better pictures of all five of those

I ♥ Kobe said...

but not a better 5

El Padrino said...

solid

unspeakable to all 5

El Padrino said...

about 4% of the free float on Facebook stock is out on loan

which means there are alot of short sellers out there

I ♥ Kobe said...

lawsuits were filed yesterday.

i'm part of that class action

tem said...

i think 4 of my 5 would be different.

I ♥ Kobe said...

take that zuckerberg

tem said...

"i'm part of that class action"

awesome. you'll get like $5 back and the lawyers who filed the class action will get millions.

I ♥ Kobe said...

yep...i haven't lost that much...so if i get $5 i'll be happy

I ♥ Kobe said...

actually, i haven't lost anything until i decide to sell

El Padrino said...

Collins did it again last night albeit in a winning effort for the Mets

pulls dickey in the top of the 8th in a tie game with dickey pitching, probably the best game of the short season and struck out 11 guys and only threw 88 pitches to bat

wait for it

ANDRES TORRES who i think is like 3-31 and is pretty much an automatci out

he struck out so the bullpen was forced into action and almost blew it, they scored in the inning on a catchable double by the back up left fielder and a hot shot off the glove of the first baseman

this is how they've been winning, smoke and mirrors

i've never watched an awful team win, it's nuts

El Padrino said...

Ike Davis is batting like .150

I have no idea why he hasn't been sent down yet. If Bochy was the manager he'd be down in Triple A a month ago.

El Padrino said...

hitting coach should be firrrred for not showing Davis how to hit a breaking ball

it's all they throw to him

El Padrino said...

like how is it confusing you still?

how you see 10 a game?

i dont fucking get it

El Padrino said...

Haslem's foul much worse than Hansbro*

at least hansbro got ball

El Padrino said...

Sloan would be perfect for Orlando.

El Padrino said...

of course Simmons went to all 6 Staples Center playoff games

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Haslem's foul much worse than Hansbro*"

and pittman's worse than both

"of course Simmons went to all 6 Staples Center playoff games"

he went to 5

Spaceman Spiff said...

europe trip booked

france then venice/florence/rome

Spaceman Spiff said...

just paris for france

Spaceman Spiff said...

boar's head's pancetta sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Through an anonymous donation, Stanford has ensured that former quarterback Andrew Luck's legacy will live on at the university by endowing Luck's name to the offensive coordinator position.

The position will now be formally known as the Andrew Luck Director of Offense."

WFT is this shit

tem said...

rome is cool.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the mike brown experience, GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

"But then World Peace went to some trouble, apparently to make clear he was not blaming his coach for the Lakers' playoff departure.

"Mike wasn't out there guarding Kevin [Durant]," he explains. "That was me. Kevin scored on me. Mike didn't miss that 3-point shot. I missed it. Mike didn't come into camp out of shape."

Then he paused.

"Wait ... he did come in out of shape. Mike is a fat ass.""

hilarity

Aitch said...

That is funny

Aitch said...

Keef, to answer your question from yesterday, no I have not gone back to whoring... yet.

Aitch said...

I think part of Kate Upton's appeal is she seems to be attainable despite being super hot. Even though none of us has a shot in Hell, she still comes off as someone you'd have a shot with.

Keef said...

Newborn dolphins have a tiny patch of hair on their chins.

Keef said...

struck out 11 guys and only threw 88 pitches to bat



to boot

Keef said...

no I have not gone back to whoring... yet.



to* bad

tem said...

he pitched against the pirates. they strike out all the time.

plus he is a knuckleballer isn't he? does it really matter what his pitch count is?

tem said...

he could have ended the game with about 22 more pitches.

Beth said...

"I think part of Kate Upton's appeal is she seems to be attainable despite being super hot. Even though none of us has a shot in Hell, she still comes off as someone you'd have a shot with."

Speak for yourself, I have a shot.

(s)

Keef said...

Does everyone have a stick up there* ass these days?

I ♥ Kobe said...

"I think part of Kate Upton's appeal is she seems to be attainable despite being super hot"

agreed, she seems like a normal person...kind of like Heidi Klum...totally normal chick.

i sometimes forget though that Kate Upton is only 19-20 years old.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"Does everyone have a stick up there* ass these days?"


NO

/cmblue

Keef said...

i sometimes forget though that Kate Upton is only 19-20 years old.



That's because your* so focused on her boobies

tem said...

# 5 chick was the hottest imo.


that kate upton pic made it look like she had a touch of downs.

I ♥ Kobe said...

it's because i still think of myself as 25

I ♥ Kobe said...

"# 5 chick was the hottest imo."

they were in no particular order

Beth said...

"Does everyone have a stick up there* ass these days?"

Good lord, they did that at the urging of the kid's mother. I bet he can't wait to leave home.

I ♥ Kobe said...

i found shitty pictures of each girl.

that's what happens when you're in a hurry

Keef said...

that kate upton pic made it look like she had a touch of downs.



Her face was in that picture?

Keef said...

MK would be my #1 on blue's list. Despite her being so gummy

tem said...

after i look at the boobs, i always look at the face to check out the nose.

El Padrino said...

he could have ended the game with about 22 more pitches.

exactly

Spaceman Spiff said...

up close upton shot

El Padrino said...

europe trip

fucking suite

no naples for authentico neopolitana pizza?

El Padrino said...

fucking spiff

Keef said...

after i look at the boobs, i always look at the face to check out the nose.



good call

El Padrino said...

"Even though none of us has a shot in Hell"

speak for yourself

WORK

Keef said...

up close upton shot



bastard

I ♥ Kobe said...

that shit doesn't bother me

lots of hot women need to give the upper lip a wax every once in awhile.

I ♥ Kobe said...

"MK would be my #1 on blue's list. "

she is #1

I ♥ Kobe said...

problem with my list is the backstory


SV has a 19 year old kid
MK #3 has been romped by Jeter
MK #1 has been romped by the home alone kid
KU has a hair lip
RB has been romped by the gay Darth Vader

Keef said...

spiff is just living the life

El Padrino said...

that shit doesn't bother me

^^^^^^^^^^^^

I would pound her if she rocked a Color Me Badd beard.

El Padrino said...

"SV has a 19 year old kid
MK #3 has been romped by Jeter
MK #1 has been romped by the home alone kid
KU has a hair lip
RB has been romped by the gay Darth Vader"


dont give a shit about any of this
angelina jolie fucks her brother i'd still put my entire body in her twat

Keef said...

MK #3 has been romped by Jeter
MK #1 has been romped by the home alone kid



Didn't pay attention that there are 2 MKs. I meant #1 is Minka

Keef said...

I would pound her if she rocked a Color Me Badd beard.



So it's cool if she looks like you?

Keef said...

Ugh. Jolie is so gnarly

El Padrino said...

your face is gnarly

El Padrino said...

"So it's cool if she looks like you?"

im clean shaven, remember the razor discussion?

El Padrino said...

piggy backing off that fucking Q-Tips should be like 50 cents

Walgreens by my house wants $3.49

fuck is this shit

i guess i have to move

Keef said...

im clean shaven, remember the razor discussion?



I also remember the discussion a while back where you talked about keeping your beard thin

Keef said...

your face is gnarly



true

Keef said...

8-2 so far in wwf against LP.

tem said...

he beat you???

Keef said...

yeah. That's what the 2 stands for

El Padrino said...

fair and square

El Padrino said...

and they've been relatively close the past couple of games

Keef said...

combined score of 3921 to 3468

Keef said...

WORKED!

El Padrino said...

but your including the early blowouts

i said past couple of games

Keef said...

WORKED

Keef said...

You and I know I'm the best speller on the staff

/LP

El Padrino said...

jug is better than you anyway

El Padrino said...

so i'll take third place

Bronze is for me!

Keef said...

You have to learn how to cheat

/H

I ♥ Kobe said...

told you the players would be pissed

I ♥ Kobe said...

pittman and haslem will both be suspended.

if not, they should be, and david stern is a pussy

Aitch said...

Is it sad that I'm looking forward to Dice-K coming off the DL?

I ♥ Kobe said...

i can't wait for Jorge De La Rosa to come back

so no, it's not sad

I ♥ Kobe said...

broncos traded for gronkowski today

Aitch said...

There's 3 of them. Which of the other 2 did they get?

El Padrino said...

donald driver was excited winning DWTS

El Padrino said...

how did i miss hip hop squares on MTV?


how!

Keef said...

and how!

I ♥ Kobe said...

they got Dan, i think.

the fullback

Keef said...

chris

El Padrino said...

larry

El Padrino said...

you guys getting free slurpees today?

Keef said...

no

tem said...

"broncos traded for gronkowski today"

gradkowski?

El Padrino said...

dat

I ♥ Kobe said...

niese pitched a gem on my bench


GEMS!

El Padrino said...

i like how the phillies suck now

what's wrong with halladay?

Spaceman Spiff said...

media gave chandler DPOY, coaches vote him 2nd team all-D

Keef said...

what's wrong with halladay?




what's wrong with your face?

I ♥ Kobe said...

"what's wrong with halladay?"

he's pitched for 15 yrs and over 2600 innings

he's no jamie moyer

El Padrino said...

half the coaches are retarded
chandler completely transformed the knicks on defense

I ♥ Kobe said...

yeah, cuz dantoni teams are all about defense

El Padrino said...

it wasnt a dantoni team

Keef said...

chandler completely transformed the knicks on defense



Maybe D'Antoni getting fired completely transformed the knicks on defense

El Padrino said...

Maybe it was Chandler.

I ♥ Kobe said...

maybe it was carmelo

El Padrino said...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa

El Padrino said...

maybe it WAS Mike Woodson

El Padrino said...

"coaches vote him 2nd team all-D"

1st team is Howard in that spot, who did not have the best year defensively, seems like a gold glove syndrome with him

Keef said...

PPGA with D'Antoni this season 96.5
PPGA with Woodson this season 91.5

El Padrino said...

and 96.5 was an improvement over last year before Chandler

I ♥ Kobe said...

but maybe it was because Carmelo and Amare were hurt so much this year?

they helped the defense by not playing

El Padrino said...

amare is a turnstile

man he is brutal

I ♥ Kobe said...

ppg is a stupid stat anyway.

have to look at FG%, turnovers, blocks...etc

ppg can be manipulated by playing a slower pace..i.e switching from Dantoni run and gun, to a Woodson-throw the ball to carmelo and watch for 22 seconds.

El Padrino said...

ISO

El Padrino said...

you gotta look at


MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Keef said...

ppg is a stupid stat anyway.



It's easy to calculate when I'm working

Keef said...

and 96.5 was an improvement over last year before Chandler



Wasn't the ppg as a whole lower than last year?

Keef said...

they helped the defense by not playing



And this

El Padrino said...

"According to documents recently filed in the U.S. District Court for the Southern District of New York, the RIAA was asking for damages of about $72 trillion dollars, a figure that the judge in the case said is “absurd.” Judge Kimba Wood wrote in a recent decision that, “An award based on the RIAA calculations would amount to ‘more money than the entire music industry has made since Edison’s invention of the phonograph in 1877.’”

The estimated wealth of the entire world is about $60 trillion, meaning that the RIAA should have known how outlandish its claims were to begin with."



LOLZ

El Padrino said...

that James Harden cake is a beaut

Keef said...

what cake?

Keef said...

oh wow, that's awful

El Padrino said...

have a piece of the beeard

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

"can't wait until they launch a social network site"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Spaceman Spiff said...

pittman 3 games, haslem 1 game

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