Sunday, April 22, 2012

Shit show

I just got home, it's 9pm. I slept 30 minutes last night thanks to csil mega drama and another bitch snoring all night. I'll talk about the weekend in the comments. But I'm going to sleep now

176 comments:

Meiz said...

Were they wrestling on your bed? Close your eyes, go to sleep.

Aitch said...

Hsil has got her some nice legs huh?

Aitch said...

My Twitter hate campaign towards Ryan Mallett is over

tem said...

Hsil has long legs. She is hot, but high maintenance.

tem said...

Did some chick out snore me? I'm gonna put on 40lbs for summit 3 and bring my A snoring game .

Beth said...

So is there a way for non Twitter folk to see Keef's tweets and pics?

Blue said...

they were good pics.

lots of 80's ness

Aitch said...

Join Twitter

Blue said...

he posted them to his facebook account

El Padrino said...

yea

El Padrino said...

you think mallet gives a fuck h

Jugdish said...

H signed up for twitter a long time ago, but he joined yesterday

Keef said...

Friday night was the most fun I've had in Vegas. Saturday night was the most awful

Keef said...

Were they wrestling on your bed? Close your eyes, go to sleep


When you're sober and there is a fat bitch snoring 6 feet from you, you aren't going to sleep.
And on top of the snoring, csil comes back into the room with her bf at 4am and they are whispering for the next 90 minutes, you aren't going to sleep.
This was after csil and her bf probably broke up 2 or 3 times throughout the day/night

Keef said...

The fat bitch snoring was made a million times worse because she wasn't even supposed to be in our room

Keef said...

Did some chick out snore me? I'm gonna put on 40lbs for summit 3 and bring my A snoring game .



She put you to shame

Keef said...

We yelled at her to stop at least 20 times.

Blue said...

how many beds did you have in your room?

El Padrino said...

why was this heifer in your room if she didnt belong

and to think i couldnt even get a spot on your floor for super bowl in 07

Aitch said...

"you think mallet gives a fuck h"

He gave enough of a fuck to go down to the taxi co. and pay the money he owed.

El Padrino said...

i have no idea what your talking about just making a arbitrary comment

Aitch said...

So doing your usual. Got it.

Blue said...

mallet stiffed H

El Padrino said...

suite

Aitch said...

Negative. He stiffed a coworker

Blue said...

h is like one of the avengers...seeking justice

El Padrino said...

just like ran or was like im ryan mallet i'll slap you in the mouth

Meiz said...

"When you're sober and there is a fat bitch snoring 6 feet from you, you aren't going to sleep."


You know I don't speak Spanish

El Padrino said...

dawkins retired

Jugdish said...

mallet stiffed H


Pic?

/Lp

El Padrino said...

twitter exploding with stupidity as zimmerman posted bail

which is totally normal, you know, posting bail


Kill that mexican muther fucker george zimmerman #WhiteTrash—
جيرمين سميث (@GuccJermaine) April 23, 2012


So I just found out that they released zimmerman dumb ass out of fuckin jail I hope somebody get that nigga! That bitch deserve to die smfh!—
Jai Marie (@DiaryOf_A_Doll) April 23, 2012


this one is my favorite

Once u been convicted of a crime & let out on bail u can't be charged 2x for the same thing so that means sum1 gonna have to kill Zimmerman—
Ms.Lovely (@Stallionnett101) April 23, 2012

Keef said...

One in seven Americans receives food stamps. That's 45 million people.

El Padrino said...

thanks obama

Keef said...

why was this heifer in your room if she didnt belong



This bitch is the biggest mooch ever. She's one of csil's friends. If you got out to eat with this bitch, she'll pick food off of everyone's plate that she can, and she'll just order herself a small appetizer or something. I can't stand this bitch.
So as far as this weekend, she was supposed to come up to Vegas with another friend of their's and a couple of guys. Her friend ended up going to the ER on Friday and couldn't go to Vegas. But she already had the room booked, so the bitch drove up with the other chick's bf and his buddy. They stay on Friday night and then the 2 dudes drove back on Saturday morning. The fat bitch calls csil and says the 2 guys left and that she doesn't have a room now so axes if she can stay in ours. Of course csil says yes

Aitch said...

"just like ran or was like im ryan mallet i'll slap you in the mouth"

Handed her a bunch if crumpled up bills. She didn't count it cuz she figured an NFL player wouldn't stiff her. Turna out it was a bunch of small bills and he shorted her $60.

All good now though. He took care of it last night and she got the cash this morning.

Keef said...

so that afternoon, hsil says to the fat bitch why didn't you just stay in your other room tonight since it was already paid for. Fat bitch says "i didn't want to stay in that room because I would have felt obligated to pay for it".

ns

Keef said...

and to think i couldnt even get a spot on your floor for super bowl in 07



get over it

Blue said...

""When you're sober and there is a fat bitch snoring 6 feet from you, you aren't going to sleep.""

oh those zany college days...a dick in her mouth would have stopped the snoring

El Padrino said...

fucking fat bitches

El Padrino said...

Turna out

Tina?

El Padrino said...

smat driver you got there

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this one is my favorite"

gold

Aitch said...

" Once u been convicted of a crime & let out on bail u can't be charged 2x for the same thing so that means sum1 gonna have to kill Zimmerman—Ms.Lovely (@Stallionnett101) April 23, 2012"

Clearly a legal expert

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope metta only gets 3 games or less

El Padrino said...

not gonna happen

Aitch said...

"@MLB: Pudge Rodriguez is officially retiring today. Will you ever forget THIS play? http://t.co/M8A7xFUx"

Um, when is the last time Pudge played? NS. Didn't realize he hadn't "officially" retired.

El Padrino said...

10 im guessing

and if they play memphis in first round it's gonna be a problem

El Padrino said...

"Um, when is the last time Pudge played? NS. Didn't realize he hadn't "officially" retired."


welcome to last week el padfast

Keef said...

he posted them to his facebook account



tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

"and if they play memphis in first round it's gonna be a problem"

very unlikely matchup

Aitch said...

" welcome to last week el padfast"

Really? Cuz that tweet was posted like 40 minutes ago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Really? Cuz that tweet was posted like 40 minutes ago."

and theyre the only source in the world

El Padrino said...

Really?

really

El Padrino said...

pig roast was dope

cmep was mad at me for eating some off cuts

El Padrino said...

women are dumb and sensitive

Spaceman Spiff said...

beatdown

bitch went off

El Padrino said...

also people, i guess, when they see the animal dead, sprawled out they get squemish about eating it

fags

El Padrino said...

damn what did that bitch do

that was a grown man beatdown

El Padrino said...

they need to do chopped with amateur cooks

i would WORK that shit

WORK IT

Aitch said...

EP is there anything that you don't believe you would WORK?

Keef said...

stop it, H

El Padrino said...

a man's ass

i would not work a man's ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

mo vaughn

Blue said...

i'm hoping metta gets 5 games

miss the first 3 games agains the nuggets

Meiz said...

"which is totally normal, you know, posting bail"


Exactly. People are morons.

Blue said...

although, it wouldn't matter, it's not like the nugs got anyone that metta needs to match up against

Meiz said...

""i didn't want to stay in that room because I would have felt obligated to pay for it"."


Holy shit.

Keef said...

Csil went from being "in a relationship" to "single."



hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Internationally, Ibaka plays for the Spain national basketball team as he was granted Spanish citizenship on July 15, 2011"

WFT

El Padrino said...

dude is like West African no?

that's illegal
with the Gasol Bros this will be the gold game

El Padrino said...

USA Spain for the gold

ToddPacker said...

"beatdown

bitch went off"

wow

El Padrino said...

unless tony parker drags that France team again

Keef said...

your face looks like it was dragged

El Padrino said...

it was

El Padrino said...

it was dragged all over your momma

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

El Padrino said...

joke sorry

im mad tired

Keef said...

now that csil's bf dumped her, I say it'll be maybe 1-2 months before she just officially becomes weird lady with 30 cats

El Padrino said...

he dumped her on her birthday weekend which is suite

Meiz said...

That chick is destined to stay single.

Keef said...

He told me on Saturday night that he told her before this weekend that if there was drama with her that he was going to end it.
I just laught* because he was drunk too.
But the rumor going around with his friends is that he might be gay. That's ns

Keef said...

That chick is destined to stay single.



Unfortunately

El Padrino said...

i love this pic

El Padrino said...

fight in the park

El Padrino said...

it was dumb dont click on it

El Padrino said...

nimble tv

det

Keef said...

Saturday was typical csil drama. All the girls spent the afternoon walking around the strip and doing some shopping. There were 4 guys, and we all just went to the sportsbook and either sat in there or played some cards. Csil's bf and one of the other dudes said they wanted to go sit by the pool. I said I was going to just stay in the casino because I knew that if I went to the pool it would cause drama because of how cmk gets jealous. I told csil's bf that if he goes, she'll start major drama. He went anyway. She found out, and she started drinking even more. Then she threw on her "everyone look at me" outfit. She's h-like when it comes to attention whoring. She had fishnet stocking on with white cotton panties that said "I ♥ to Fart" on the ass. Then she had a small white tank top that said "Sorry guy. I only eat pussy". And she had a Dee Snyder looking wig on. She spent the rest of the day/night in that and just being a huge bitch.

El Padrino said...

wft

El Padrino said...

so you agree women are dumb and sensitive

Jugdish said...

white cotton panties that said "I ♥to Fart" on the ass.



I have those same ones!!!

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"because I knew that if I went to the pool it would cause drama because of how cmk gets jealous"

jealous of you being able to see chick in bikinis?

Meiz said...

Keith married into one big trainwreck

Meiz said...

Don't get married, kids.

Keef said...

jealous of you being able to see chick in bikinis?



If I'm there with her, no big deal. But me going there with 3 other dudes would be, in her mind, "Why are you going to see girls walk around half naken in Vegas when there are a million other things to do?"

Keef said...

She would equivalate it to going to a strip club. It's not rational, but that's how she/her sisters think.

I've learned what will cause drama and what won't, so I stay away from the shit that does.

Keef said...

naked, not naken

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He told me on Saturday night that he told her before this weekend that if there was drama with her that he was going to end it. "

"I told csil's bf that if he goes, she'll start major drama. He went anyway"

mission break up: successful

Keef said...

mission break up: successful



I'm thinking the same thing, too. Because before he went to the pool he was texting with csil and she told him she didn't want him to go

Spaceman Spiff said...

flop city

got dudes like reggie evans doing that shit now. flagrant 2 downgraded to personal foul, probably the first time that's happened.

Keef said...

attention whoring outfit, for those not on Twitter

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus

Spaceman Spiff said...

shouldve told her WFT now we don't look like we are a group!

Keef said...

shouldve told her WFT now we don't look like we are a group!




hilarity

El Padrino said...

good lord

Meiz said...

"got dudes like reggie evans doing that shit now. flagrant 2 downgraded to personal foul, probably the first time that's happened."

Should have T'd Evans up for that, too.

El Padrino said...

so I stay away from the shit that does.

sigh

El Padrino said...

this flopping in the nba is gross

El Padrino said...

i recall the og manu flop from when he first burst on the scene

kod said...

"Minnesota's debt-plagued Republican Party faces an eviction hearing next week for its party headquarters after failing to pay its rent payments since August."


chuckle

Keef said...

sigh


why

El Padrino said...

"sigh


why"


i was commiserating with you

Keef said...

i was commiserating with you



Eh, it's really not a big deal. The main thing that she gets pissed about would be me going somewhere with buddies where we would just be going to look at chicks. Understandable. I don't need to do that shit, so it's not a big deal to me. The only time she doesn't give me grief is when it's a bachelor party.

Spaceman Spiff said...

when she does go with you to a pool or something are you not allowed to wear sunglasses


s

Keef said...

As far as the pool shit, I can sit by a pool any time when I'm at home. I'm in Vegas, I don't want to just go sit by a pool. I'd rather spend my time in the casino

El Padrino said...

"As far as the pool shit, I can sit by a pool any time when I'm at home"

well unless there are hot chicks walking around at home

Keef said...

well unless there are hot chicks walking around at home



true story

El Padrino said...

red sux had a good weekend aitch

tem said...

"so that afternoon, hsil says to the fat bitch why didn't you just stay in your other room tonight since it was already paid for. Fat bitch says "i didn't want to stay in that room because I would have felt obligated to pay for it"."


keith should have stayed in that room by himself.

Keef said...

keith should have stayed in that room by himself.



I would have felt obligated to pay for it

tem said...

i think it would have been money well spent

Keef said...

yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Keef said...

I had my mustache until Saturday night. We were at O'Sheas on Saturday afternoon and this black dude comes up to me and says "yo you look just like my step-dad, lemme get my picture with you." His boy was like yeah you look just like his step dad. So he stands next to me and we take a picture and I look at him and say "You don't look anything like my step dad".

Keef said...

Everyone was coming up to us on Friday night and axing to get a picture with us

Aitch said...

Just when you think csil can't get any crazier...

How long was she with this dude?

Aitch said...

" Everyone was coming up to us on Friday night and axing to get a picture with us"

Attention whores.

S

Keef said...

How long was she with this dude?



year & a half I think

tem said...

H or meiz needs to fuck her

El Padrino said...

fucking bachelorette whore

El Padrino said...

or meiz needs to fuck her


stop it

Keef said...

cmblue?

Keef said...

I get my new car on Saturday. dope

Jugdish said...

cmblue?


No

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

I get my new car on Saturday.


How about sunday?

/car salesman

tem said...

let us know when it stops turning

Keef said...

let me know when your face stops turning

tem said...

it stopped

Keef said...

when we were at the gas station yesterday as we were leaving Vegas, there was a hooker-ish looking broad walking to her car. She had little booty shorts on. She had a tattoo on the back of each of her thighs, about 6" below her ass cheeks. On the left leg it said Lucky and on the right leg it said You

Meiz said...

"H or meiz needs to fuck her"


I was thinking this. If she needs a roommate, I'm available. No strings attached sex is part of the deal.

Beth said...

"She had fishnet stocking on with white cotton panties that said "I ♥ to Fart" on the ass. Then she had a small white tank top that said "Sorry guy. I only eat pussy". And she had a Dee Snyder looking wig on."

I haven't been on LOV since early this morning but damn, that story and pic is more telling than any story you've ever told about CSIL.

I sympathize with you keef having to hang out with that family. (ns)

Blue said...

i was at the airport that day the chick went crazy and stripped.

I had already left by then though...sucks for me, although i heard she was fat.

El Padrino said...

damn beth called your family whiskey tango keef

you aint gonna take that from no redneck right

Blue said...

meiz, your name for losing the bet is

I ♥ 2 Fart

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

and you can use csil's picture

Keef said...

I sympathize with you keef having to hang out with that family. (ns)



Ha. Honestly, she's the only one that's tough to deal with. Hsil has mellowed out a lot since she started dating the dude she's dating now.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Saints cheating

02-04
"The U.S. Attorney's Office in the Eastern District of Louisiana was told Friday that New Orleans Saints general manager Mickey Loomis had an electronic device in his Superdome suite that had been secretly re-wired to enable him to eavesdrop on visiting coaching staffs for nearly three NFL seasons, "Outside the Lines" has learned."

Keef said...

damn beth called your family whiskey tango keef

you aint gonna take that from no redneck right



She's not the first person to call that family whiskey tango

Beth said...

"you aint gonna take that from no redneck right"

Who better to recognize it?

Blue said...

beth has that same shirt

Keef said...

I was thinking this. If she needs a roommate, I'm available. No strings attached sex is part of the deal.




You wouldn't even know what to do with that

Beth said...

"beth has that same shirt"

That shirt's for amateurs.

Beth said...

Keef, in that pic is that hsil in the background in the striped dress?

Keef said...

That shirt's for crazy bitches

Keef said...

Keef, in that pic is that hsil in the background in the striped dress?



No it's hsil's friend

Keef said...

She's deaf in 1 ear

Keef said...

turd

Blue said...

she's hot

Aitch said...

Big night

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

CRAYZIE

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Turnt in the application & resume at Fleet Farm after work today. I hope I didn't drive an hour for no reason.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

I also boat a new reel to replace one of my POS reels on a rod. Good times.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

And some drop-shot weights.

ToddPacker said...

what is fleet farm?

Keef said...

Turnt in the application & resume at Fleet Farm after work today.


Did you wear your I heart to fart panties?

tem said...

of course he did.

tem said...

did any lesbians hit on csil?

i bet they could sniff her out as a phony real easy.

tem said...

i'm still laughing at csil's boyfriend saying 1 issue in vegas and its over...

that's like telling H if he gets the least bit angry at anything its over.

or telling el pad the next time he types something wrong its over.

Keef said...

No.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"what is fleet farm?"


A store big store. Google it.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Did you wear your I heart to fart panties?"

DUH!

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"A store big store. Google it."


I'm retarded.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Read this.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Brian McKnight is playing himself on twitter, right now. Damn shame.


Off to bed.

Beth said...

"Read this"

And then once you have, read this.

Jugdish said...

And then once you have, read this.


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