Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Redeye flights suck

I'm sitting in the airport in Hawaii waiting to go home. Fucking crying babies.

I'm going to be useless tomorrow, maybe moreso than normal.

Rockies suck, nuggets suck, it's all around suck here.
Found an awesome taco truck, kalua pork tacos are the bomb, ate them three times in the week I was there.

Other than that the food was subpar, I was in a non touristy area so no fancy restaurants. I did have a great burger from the gas station near my dads condo.

Rained the whole week too, but that's ok, we were remodeling the kitchen, so we had shit to do anyway.

Hawaii is far.

I could live there though.

Petrino is a douche, I guess karma finally caught up with him.

To answer tem's porn question, I like the back room casting couch ones. I know they're not real, but when I was in school I had that idea,but was too much of a pussy to try and pull it off. Plus I like avoiding jail.

That is all, aloha and mahalo

133 comments:

Blue said...

Sitting next to a baby, of course I am

Beth said...

Funny, the baby said the same thing.

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tem said...

First softball game today. Of course it is 30 degrees colder today than it was 2 weeks ago.

tem said...

Anyone watch the voice? This whole season they pretty much always kick the person I think should stay off. Last year was the except* opposite.

tem said...

Cmtem basically bailed on motoristing. Blue knows.

Aitch said...

I had the best make up/fuck you/angry/crazy sexy time of my life last night. NS.

El Padrino said...

Due to Earthquake warning we have been advised to vacate the building immediately and we will not be available till 6:30 AM IST tomorrow.

Love,

Bangalore

El Padrino said...

someone will have to explain to me the love affair with hawaii

florida is closer

El Padrino said...

"I had the best make up/fuck you/angry/crazy sexy time of my life last night. NS."

yeah pregnant bitches be mad horny you

El Padrino said...

justified was incredible last night
now we wait

El Padrino said...

i remodeled a kitchen once

it sucked balls

Aitch said...

Good morning, Anthony.

El Padrino said...

Good morning. Michael?

kod said...

from Santorum's concession speech:

"“Turned out I gave a pretty good speech that night, and all of a sudden the Twitterverse went wild, saying it must be the sweater vest. From that point on, the sweater vest became the official wardrobe of the Santorum campaign.

“We ended up going to that little company up in Bemidji, Minn., in the middle of winter, it was a beautiful day and we got the chance to see that little plant that had been around for almost 100 years.

“It turned out we were the best customer that Bemidji Woolen Mills has ever had, in their entire history.”"



surreal; I would have gone to see him too if it hadn't been super bowl Sunday

tem said...

so he quit because the Bemidji sweater vest jinxed him?

the sweater vest got his hopes up, then pulled the rug out from under him?

kod said...

"someone will have to explain to me the love affair with hawaii

florida is closer"


so is your toilet, but that doesn't mean it's >>>>> HI.

if you are going to America's wang, I'd recommend the Keys; otherwise, you're just hitting up Southern Alabama

tem said...

so aitch is in the rebound stage of the relationship? or is he in the stage where that was just a one time thing?

aitch moves quickly through these things. if he is in the rebound phase it'll be 3 more weeks and it'll be over again.


if it is just a one time thing it'll be a week and a half before he hits the rebound phase.

kod said...

"the sweater vest got his hopes up, then pulled the rug out from under him?"


that one; he got the Bemidji bump, but it didn't last long

El Padrino said...

"if you are going to America's wang, I'd recommend the Keys; otherwise, you're just hitting up Southern Alabama"


yeah kod i lived there for a few years

you are slowly turning into me, congrats

El Padrino said...

"so is your toilet, but that doesn't mean it's >>>>> HI."

looks the same

difference is one is filled with spics and rednecks the other is filled with gooks of all asias

tem said...

the asians are good at math

El Padrino said...

sony lost mad loot this past quarter

El Padrino said...

Meth Lab Found In WALMART Restroom...

tem said...

sony is not a BEAST

Beth said...

"Anyone watch the voice? This whole season they pretty much always kick the person I think should stay off. Last year was the except* opposite."

I watch and have to somewhat agree. For the life of me I can't understand why that creepy kid from Boston (sorry H) is still on there.

tem said...

yeah, he is creepy. he wears letterman jackets with his initials on them. and a hair band.

the rae lynn girl on blake's team is the votefortheworst.com candidate so she'll make it another round on fan voting.

Beth said...

I'm just thankful that the model who sang "Walk Like an Egyptian" is gone. She was SO full of herself.

tem said...

i did not like her. her voice was interesting because she was singing in some fake voice. half the time she could hold the fake voice, but the other half she was just making funny noises for the sake of sounding different.

tem said...

i don't like the Cheese It girl.

i don't like anyone who goes by 1 name.

they are not cool enough to just go by one name.

Beth said...

You mean like "Tem"?

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tem said...

yeah if i went on national tv and told the nation my name was tem.

tem said...

i should do that.

as ruler of temhio i think i might be cool enough to pull off the 1 name thing.

Beth said...

And then Ozzie Guillen could talk about how much he admires you.

tem said...

yeah, but he'd get promotions for admiring me, instead of getting suspended.

El Padrino said...

The Voice?

La Hermandad?

Beth said...

"but he'd get promotions for admiring me"

I'm trying this at work today then, I'll let you know how it turns out.

Blue said...

If you think Florida looks anything like Hawaii, you need your LASIK redone

Keef said...

The average user spends 89 minutes per month on Pinterest.

Keef said...

cmk probably spends 89 minutes per day

El Padrino said...

"If you think Florida looks anything like Hawaii, you need your LASIK redone"

on the tv it looks a bit like it

have you seen Dog The Bounty Hunter?

El Padrino said...

Pinterest

::flank steak::

Blue said...

Hawaii looks like Thailand

Beth said...

"The average user spends 89 minutes per month on Pinterest."

And if that average user is male, he's gay.

Blue said...

Waikiki beach is like florida. Google kauai

Blue said...

But your right, unless you live right on the west coast, it's really far

El Padrino said...

kauai

only 60K people live on that big ass island

must be gorgeous then

Jugdish said...

Wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

vince finger roll airball

listen to the play by play guy at 13 seconds, hilarity, vince's rep is so awful

Aitch said...

"La Hermandad?"

Love that movie. I found it funny however that the name of the brotherhood literally translates into The Brotherhood.

"They are protected by a brotherhood called... The Brotherhood."

Aitch said...

Tem, define rebound stage. She and I got together again last night, talked a little more, then ended up naked. Is it a rebound if you are having sexy time with the same person you broke up with?

tem said...

pinterest??

Keef said...

congrats on getting back together with bmh, h

El Padrino said...

Hawkins Romo

hahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Spaceman Spiff said...

pinterest is where you can pin images you see on the web that you like to your virtual pinboard, you can see other peoples boards and take stuff from them and viceversa

El Padrino said...

gay

El Padrino said...

sounds like a foursquare thing which is also gay

Aitch said...

Technically not back together Keith.

El Padrino said...

BEAST

Spaceman Spiff said...

define techinically H, is it still not back together if you are back together

tem said...

"Is it a rebound if you are having sexy time with the same person you broke up with?"

it can be.

Jugdish said...

I dont know what a rebound feels like.

/Lp

Keef said...

Technically not back together Keith.



So it wasn't make up sex. Got it

tem said...

it was make up/fuck you/angry/crazy sexy time

Keef said...

I'm SAS that h didn't post about the make up/fuck you/angry/crazy sexy time on FB

El Padrino said...

cuz he knew you guys whould have busted his balls about it

tem said...

his woman posted on his wall about it though.

Keef said...

whatta think we whould have

tem said...

but yeah, i was SAS something didn't hit the FB wires

El Padrino said...

43 pitches already for johan, top 2nd

Keef said...

his woman posted on his wall about it though.




holy shit. Just saw that. Wow

tem said...

haha skip bayless talked about his hike school bball days and how he learned not to be a shoot first PG.

then it turns out that he barely played in hike school.

hahaha, fucking bayless needs shot.

Meiz said...

"holy shit. Just saw that. Wow"

Dammit, I gotta wait 4 hours for this? The suspense is killing me.

Meiz said...

Narv Dog! ----------------------->

Keef said...

goddman StL owns Cincy

Keef said...

I would never do it, but I really want to make a comment on bmh's post on h's wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice reverse keef, tied now

Keef said...

suite, I wasn't even trying to xnij it.

Keef said...

ny guy just saw a pic of csil and said "yeah, I'd smash that. i don't care how crazy she is"

El Padrino said...

nerd jelly bean time

El Padrino said...

strasburg must feel like he's in lehigh again with this lineup

El Padrino said...

Per Schein, Johnson has told HBO that he wants the Jets to do the show. (Schein also reports that the Jaguars have volunteered for the assignment.)

JAGS hard knocks will be worse hard knocks EVERARARRR!

El Padrino said...

love the stros throwbacks last night

El Padrino said...

"If [Mark Cuban signs Deron Williams], I will crush him in the kickboxing throwdown."

read in thick russian accent

your welcome

Spaceman Spiff said...

if he dies, he dies

Spaceman Spiff said...

"It looks like there could be an increase in babies being born this month, roughly nine months after Carmageddon"

Spaceman Spiff said...

verlander blew his own save

El Padrino said...

Zimmerman being charged.....

El Padrino said...

no parcells

Spaceman Spiff said...

reds win, walkoff single

El Padrino said...

this 9 year old is going places

kod said...

love the stros throwbacks last night


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


My favorite baseball uni, well, along with the 80s Expos

I should dust out the Mike Scott throwback circa 85, haven't worn it since jr. high but I'm sure it still fits (ns, unfortunately)

El Padrino said...

"My favorite baseball uni"

not talking about the yellow/orange thick striped jerseys
talking about these

Keef said...

reds win, walkoff single


walter payton

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Giants will be giving the Bengals their 5th-round pick in the 2012 draft for LB Keith Rivers"

El Padrino said...

suite

that the guy who got his jaw broked* from hines?

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz in hostile territory

kod said...

"talking about these"


well, as you said earlier today....


"you are slowly turning into me, congrats"


touche ep, touche

El Padrino said...

that does look like meiz

Keef said...

"Giants will be giving the Bengals their 5th-round pick in the 2012 draft for LB Keith Rivers"


Jesus. I guess I need to get a new Bengals jersey

Keef said...

or I can just be on straightcashhomey

Keef said...

Ike Davis now 1-20 after his first hit of the season today. Good on him

El Padrino said...

he's a weirdo

El Padrino said...

he's a weirdo

El Padrino said...

it's amazing how fast jason bay just died

El Padrino said...

he is really bad at hitting a baseball

Keef said...

New York will do that to you

tem said...

if parcells coached his HoF clock would reset, he doesn't want that.

El Padrino said...

piece

Aitch said...

"holy shit. Just saw that. Wow"

What?

Meiz said...

Is H serious about this?

"will never understand why people tag themselves in their own pictures"


Really H? Really?

Keef said...

yeah I didn't get that either. I agre with him about the people that like their own status, though

Meiz said...

"I agre with him about the people that like their own status, though"


Yes. That is extra herbish.

Aitch said...

Let me elaborate. A girl posts a picture of herself and no one else then tags herself in it. What is the point of that?

Aitch said...

I'm not talking about tagging yourself in a group photo or on someone else's page.

Keef said...

What?


Fan-fucking-tastic

Meiz said...

"Let me elaborate. A girl posts a picture of herself and no one else then tags herself in it. What is the point of that?"


So people can click "photos of ____" and it shows up in the feed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking broxton fell apart after an error by the SS

Spaceman Spiff said...

K
error
BB
BB
ground out, run scores
HBP
walk off HBP

jeebus

ToddPacker said...

Knicks/bucks... solid 1st half

Meiz said...

How 'bout that 15 point lead??

Meiz said...

Finally got the rejection email from Sysco Business Services today. Oh well, I guess.

tem said...

They were waiting for your thank you.

Aitch said...

"Fan-fucking-tastic"

Yes, I'm aware of what she said. I'm asking about your reaction of "holy shit" and "wow"

Keef said...

Send a thank you for the rejection

ToddPacker said...

why so many empty seats at the bucks game?

ToddPacker said...

melo is a bitch

Meiz said...

"Send a thank you for the rejection"


Planning on it.

Meiz said...

"why so many empty seats at the bucks game?"


Racism.

Meiz said...

"why so many empty seats at the bucks game?"


NBA is expensive.

The Bradley Center is a shit hole.

White people are terrified of black people.

ToddPacker said...

some ugly fucking shots in the last few minutes

ToddPacker said...

spend any time in brown deer, meiz?

Meiz said...

Sure. Brown Deer is Milwaukee.

Jugdish said...

White people are terrified of black people.



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