Tuesday, April 17, 2012

post 1565

Met a huge hockey fan chick yesterday. She knew every player in the Rangers/Senators game. I've never met a girl who knew that much about any sport. It was at my buddy's house. I'm gonna ask him if he is banging her.

Almost met a chick Saturday that apparently did dip. She apparently put a ward in at the bar. Or so says the guy who asked Cmtem for my phone number. He thought we should do dinner sometime.

House closing in 55 hours. Keith knows when it reopens.

Anyone else buy chocolate milk from the store? I used to be a Nestle Quick guy, but now we just get the premade cheaper stuff. It gets the job done. Also apparently it is a good recovery drink for after workouts.

Big UFC fights this weekend. I have Evans winning, even though my head says Jones. I'm going with Evans to take him down and ride him for 5 rounds. He best not try to stand with Jones.

I don't like this Thursday football draft crap. I want to get drunk and watch. I'm not el pad so Thursday night drunkedness* is not a good idea. I'm excited to see who goes where though. Actually more excited than usual. At first I didn't want the Bucs to draft Richardson, but I am warming up to it. I'll be ok with the WRITTEN, the TH, the dumb CB or the OT. Anyone else and there will be issues in temhio.

WNBA draft was yesterday afternoon. I think that says everything we need to know about that league. Their draft was a Monday afternoon.

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Aitch said...

"Almost met a chick Saturday"

How do you almost meet someone?

Aitch said...

I almost meet tons of chicks!

/Meiz

tem said...

You come close to meeting them, but don't.

El Padrino said...

hockey has completely sucked me i watched alot of ranger games this year but never bothered with any other games until now

El Padrino said...

nfl schedule today

Beth said...

"Also apparently it is a good recovery drink for after workouts."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Publix low fat chocolate milk is amazing after a run.

El Padrino said...

ha publix

Beth said...

I knew a chick in high school who dipped (Copenhagen), as you might guess she was pretty whiskey tango but she was easy so the guys looked past that.

I tried Copenhagen once in high school just for the hell of it - it made my head spin. (ns)

El Padrino said...

i used to call it pube-licks
cuz im an immature pervert

El Padrino said...

girls dipped in hike skool in florida all the time with their redneck boyfriends

gross

El Padrino said...

horrible bosses is not a good movie

tem said...

is that the one that pretends anniston is a slut, but never shows her naked?

El Padrino said...

yes

terrible

El Padrino said...

and the little bearded guy made it worse with his annoying voice

Blue said...

that dude is shit

Aitch said...

Anniston has never been nekkid on film, right?

Blue said...

he was in some other movie too, and i kept wondering who the fuck this douche is


found out he's on that sunny in philadelphia show...so i hate him, he falls in the O:FP realm

tem said...

maybe she did something before she was famous.

Blue said...

"Aniston has never been nekkid on film, right?"

unless you count the breakup

Aitch said...

I don't

Blue said...

"Charles Peckham "Charlie" Day (born February 9, 1976) is an American television and film actor, from Middletown, Rhode Island, best known for playing Charlie Kelly on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Early life Day was born in New York City, New York."

explains the douchiness

Aitch said...

I seem to remember her in a very see-through dress in Rockstar, but that's about it.

Aitch said...

I also wonder if Beth has ever been nekkid on film... then I remember she's Beth. Of course she has.

El Padrino said...

i've seen her tits before in the break up post edit stills

spiff has those somewhere

they are great tits

Blue said...

"I don't"

then according to flesh of the stars.com, she hasn't

Blue said...

Denver has 205 parks, the most of any city in the nation

El Padrino said...

fucking swans

Beth said...

Jennifer Anniston nude (or as close as I think there is):

Pic 1

Pic 2

I'd say semi SFW.

Beth said...

Or as close as I think there is unless you're spiff*


*fixed

El Padrino said...

"Man tries out for Denver Broncos cheerleading squad..."

cmon blue

cmon

El Padrino said...

im telling you spiff has posted aniston tits from the cutting room floor of the break up

she was naked in that movie and they show the other camera angle of her tits walking away

they went with the ass shot to get pg-13 rating

El Padrino said...

"RECORD NUMBER OF AMERICANS RENOUNCE CITIZENSHIP"


good

gtfo

El Padrino said...

wheels up, rings off

hilarity

Beth said...

You mean this pic EP?

nsfw

El Padrino said...

blocked

Blue said...

yep, that's the pic

Blue said...

that's what i meant by "unless you count the breakup"

Blue said...

apparently, aitch does not count that

Blue said...

happy tax day

Meiz said...

Yes on the premade chocolate milk. It comes from the brown cows.

Meiz said...

"happy tax day"


$1 off Cousins subs today

Meiz said...

I think you need the coupon.

El Padrino said...

if im in the mood for cocoa milk i just mix it at home, U-Bet choco syrup kid

DET

Keef said...

The average American throws away about 400 pounds of food a year.

Beth said...

"The average American throws away about 400 pounds of food a year."

Not me!!

/rev

Keef said...

What kind of weirdo drinks milk?

/LP

El Padrino said...

with dinner it's weird

Keef said...

anything that you don't do is weird

El Padrino said...

not really, you are weird though

El Padrino said...

milk with dinner is strange for a fully grown male adult

Aitch said...

I disagree, and I don't drink milk with dinner. But I don't see what is weird about it.

El Padrino said...

hamburger with milk?
Pasta with marinara with milk?
chicken cutlets with milk?

just doesnt go

i understand it's a good thing nutrionally but it just seems weird no one i know does it so that's why i think it's strange

El Padrino said...

it's so 1950's

El Padrino said...

for kids it makes perfect sense

El Padrino said...

i thought too much milk was bad for you anyway?

calcium overload is not good for the kidneys

Keef said...

i thought too much milk was bad for you anyway?

calcium overload is not good for the kidneys





OK gets drunk every night

Beth said...

"i thought too much milk was bad for you anyway?"

Ahhh now I get it - you think milk stunts your growth...

El Padrino said...

i dont get drunk every night

El Padrino said...

studies show having a glass of wine a day is good for you

El Padrino said...

you need to live a little tight ass

El Padrino said...

milk with dinner

who are you Mitt Romney

Keef said...

you need to live a little tight ass



Yeah, drinking soda or water instead of milk is going all out

Keef said...

We don't all need alcohol to feel drown out the fact that our wife won't let us do anything

Keef said...

-feel

El Padrino said...

who hurt you

El Padrino said...

USED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEBODDDYYYYY!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

wieters!!!

kod said...

"WNBA draft was yesterday afternoon. I think that says everything we need to know about that league. Their draft was a Monday afternoon."



-I enjoyed this; very true, good observation

kod said...

"i thought too much milk was bad for you anyway?"


I heart Milk and can't cut it out, but I'm coming around to EPs point of view on this.

After you stop being a kid, milk does more harm than good for most people


Keith, if you are a heavy milk drinker, reducing may help your Chrones.

More and more studies are coming out showing links between dairy and autoammune disorders.

kod said...

just like more and more people are finding out that they are low-level lactose intolerant.

A lot of people report increases in health after giving up milk and getting those necessary nutrients (i.e. calcium, etc.) from alternative food sources


I read recently that around 80% of adults outside North America have some sort of lactose allergy, and up to 40% of adults in America.

El Padrino said...

DOUBLE DRAGON

El Padrino said...

it was only a matter of time the two short stacks join forces on LOV

Meiz said...

I've fallen asleep with the tv on 2 nights in a row. I hate that.

El Padrino said...

eww, old man

El Padrino said...

kenny powers, best of the insults

tem said...

i have a chocoloate milk in the morning, some milk in my cereal and if i work out, which is rare, chocolate milk after the workout.

otherwise i don't drink milk at any other time.

Tyler said...

Who the hell are @tuck7612 and @keithsaurin?

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Tyler said...

Keith, did you end up having that nose surgery? I see the ENT today.

Meiz said...

Tell me more about the chocolate milk after exercising. I feel like that would make you puke.

Tyler said...

Tem, get drunk Thursday night, call in sick Friday. Boom, three-day weekend.

tem said...

"Contributors
Blue
Meiz
The Rev
Aitch
tem
iamunstoppable
Tyler
Jugdish
Beth
Keef
JFreak
El Padrino
kod"

seems like we can probably remove Iam, rev and freak from the contributor list....

tem said...

"Tem, get drunk Thursday night, call in sick Friday. Boom, three-day weekend."

not a bad plan

Jugdish said...

hilarity


^^^

El Padrino said...

apple is working on a 3D camera

Beth said...

"Tell me more about the chocolate milk after exercising. I feel like that would make you puke."

Studies have consistently shown that it's as good as, if not better, recovery drink than the fancy expensive post-workout drinks they sell. To me, having a really cold glass of choc milk after a run tastes almost indulgent and has never bothered my stomach at all.

Blue said...

does it have to be chocolate milk?

Beth said...

I think so, something about the chocolate makes it more complete.

Blue said...

"kenny powers, best of the insults"

one of my favorite shows

Blue said...

were these studies done by nestle and yoohoo

Keef said...

Keith, if you are a heavy milk drinker, reducing may help your Chrones.

More and more studies are coming out showing links between dairy and autoammune disorders




A study will show whatever your are trying to get it to show.

Keef said...

I like milk. I'm going to continue to drink milk.

Keef said...

Keith, did you end up having that nose surgery? I see the ENT today.



I did. Thanks for paying attention

Blue said...

maybe if keith tweeted about it.

Tyler said...

So, how did that go?

Blue said...

EP says it doesn't hurt

Meiz said...

"I read recently that around 80% of adults outside North America have some sort of lactose allergy, and up to 40% of adults in America."


I'm fairly certain I'm one of those. Dairy tends to make me crap.

Blue said...

you're an adult, or you're part of the 40%

Keef said...

So, how did that go?



It was ok I guess. not as bad as I was expecting. I got it done on a Friday. That Saturday & Sunday sucked. On that Sunday, I got sick every time I got up. But after that it was ok. I had the following week off of work and I watched bgas so it wasn't that bad.

Keef said...

Did you get drunk while you watched her?


/LP

Tyler said...

He is also part of the 99%, so he is part of the 139%.

Keef said...

"I read recently that around 80% of adults outside North America have some sort of lactose allergy, and up to 40% of adults in America."




Again, they can make studies produce any kind of results that you're looking for

Keef said...

maybe if keith tweeted about it.



That's my bad

Tyler said...

Ok, I know someone else that got it done at the very beginning of the year and that's pretty much what he said.

Tyler said...

Most of his problem was that he had a sinus infection that was developing the day before the surgery.

Keef said...

That would have sucked

Keef said...

I was expecting the whole black eye thing. But LP was wrong about that part

Tyler said...

Nice. Yeah I don't think it's that hardcore.

Keef said...

And LP also said that the packing part would suck, but that part didn't happen either

Keef said...

The biggest difference for me was getting used to using nasal spray, since I nerve* used it before. I use it almost every day now

Blue said...

"Ok, I know someone else that got it done at the very beginning of the year and that's pretty much what he said."

was that guy named keith

Keef said...

hilarity

Tyler said...

Yeah, I've used nasal spray off and on all my life and I don't really like it. It doesn't seem to help, but they say that the more you use it the better it works. Allergy medicine like Claritin stops my runny nose, but then it has nowhere to go, so it gives me a sinus headache.

Tyler said...

"was that guy named keith"

No. But hilarious.

Keef said...

Yeah, I've used nasal spray off and on all my life and I don't really like it. It doesn't seem to help,


The doc gave me some steroid nasal spray. I don't really see that doing anything. So I just use the saline stuff

Meiz said...

I know a guy named Keith that had that procedure done at the very beginning of the year.

NS

Tyler said...

ESPN radio this morning was all about Payton's restrictions this year while he's suspended. He can basically call and wish someone a happy birthday and that's it. And even then he has to notify the NFL within 24 hours that he did that. It's pretty crazy.

Tyler said...

I have a steroid spray right now. It gives me nasal drip half the time.

El Padrino said...

you got your septum fixed

i shattered (broke) my nose

first time packing, which was hellacious

second time no packing, hard splint, was just fine

El Padrino said...

"Again, they can make studies produce any kind of results that you're looking for"

well your right about this

studies show you are an ass

El Padrino said...

second day in a row afternoon nap

suite

El Padrino said...

"one of my favorite shows"

i thought they could have squeezed another season out of it but it's over

Keef said...

you got your septum fixed


Yep. I said before I got it done that I was getting it done. You told me it would be hell.

El Padrino said...

ankiel is redonk

El Padrino said...

"You told me it would be hell."

IFFFFFF, AHIK, they broke the nose to fix it

which is what i said

El Padrino said...

i waited to long, technically i got a rhinoplasty done the first time

which was why it was packed for two days

second time i got it fiexed two weeks after the break so no new break had to be done just a reset while asleep because to reset on just injections is still too painful

El Padrino said...

we went over this in great detail el pad

Keef said...

No nose job

El Padrino said...

wait shyne is back with diddy?

El Padrino said...

nevermind

El Padrino said...

Burger King Japan Will Put 15 Bacon Strips on a Burger For 110 Yen ($1.24)

Blue said...

sounds like it's going to be the los angeles vikings

Blue said...

and the seattle kings (which actually makes sense)

Keef said...

Burger King Japan Will Put 15 Bacon Strips on a Burger For 110 Yen ($1.24)



BEAST

Keef said...

I am car chopping*

Keef said...

looking at 2010 Accords

Tyler said...

"sounds like it's going to be the los angeles vikings"

YES

Keef said...

Gonna turn in the Jetta early. Fucking POS

Tyler said...

Save money and get a Civic. Fuck the Accord.

Tyler said...

You're not going to Minivan it?

Keef said...

Save money and get a Civic. Fuck the Accord.



Need the extra room

Keef said...

I was looking at civics but them shits is small

Keef said...

You're not going to Minivan it?



Never ever ever ever.

Keef said...

The good thing is that cmk is 100% anti-minivan

Keef said...

I was looking at an '05 Acura TL but the interest rate is way higher

Spaceman Spiff said...

camry's are big inside

Meiz said...

Taurus SHO

Them joints have like 350hp

Keef said...

Taurus SHO

Them joints have like 350hp




I'm never getting an American car again. And I don't need 350HP. I drive about 80 miles a day round trip. I need like 7 HP

Keef said...

camry's are big inside




You have a Honda, no? What do you think of it?

Blue said...

get one of those chevy volts

Blue said...

or a sonic...because they play cool music in the commercials

Blue said...

"I'm never getting an American car again"

how'd that german one work out for you?

El Padrino said...

i have an accord

it's great

ns

El Padrino said...

"I'm never getting an American car again."

most honda's are made here

Meiz said...

"I'm never getting an American car again"


Because the foreign cars are treating you so well...

El Padrino said...

also why do you keep buying cars

lease

you have a perpetual car payment but you get a new car every three years you benefit from great credit scores assuming you never miss a payment and you never have to worry about paying for anything, ever

Spaceman Spiff said...

no, i have a 99 camry, over 150K miles so far, other than brakes/oil changes, replaced the starter and timing belt. Got an '11 or '12 camry as a rental last month and it was suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
Because the euro cars are treating you so well..."

*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

*and radiator replaced

El Padrino said...

good fix

Keef said...

how'd that german one work out for you?



awesome. we don't have it

Meiz said...

"And I don't need 350HP. I drive about 80 miles a day round trip. I need like 7 HP"


Pussy

Keef said...

i have an accord

it's great



I thought you had an Acura.

El Padrino said...

i did was also great

turned it in last year for an accord when the lease was up

downsized, solid decision plenty of room fraction of the cost

Keef said...

also why do you keep buying cars

lease

you have a perpetual car payment but you get a new car every three years you benefit from great credit scores assuming you never miss a payment and you never have to worry about paying for anything, ever



LP is back!
Both of our VWs are/were leases. The CR-V that cmk has now is a lease. I drive about 18,000-20,000 miles a year. That's not very lease friendly

Keef said...

My Jetta has almost 33k miles on it and I still have about 9 months left on the lease

Keef said...

turned it in last year for an accord when the lease was up


oic

El Padrino said...

now sometimes it's a squeeze so i might get a pilot next time we'll see but so far it's more than fine

but for you with one kid it should be perfect

Keef said...

now sometimes it's a squeeze so i might get a pilot next time we'll see but so far it's more than fine

but for you with one kid it should be perfect




Cmk wants a Pilot. That'll probably be our next car after the CR-V lease is up.
And my guess is there will be another kid some time next year

El Padrino said...

"I drive about 18,000-20,000 miles a year. That's not very lease friendly"

fair enough you lease

why do you need a roomy second car then

El Padrino said...

"And my guess is there will be another kid some time next year"


congrats man

Keef said...

why do you need a roomy second car then



I pick up bgas. every day. And on road trips, I'd rather drive the car. I want a car that has some room.

Meiz said...

"congrats man"


This is damn funny to me

El Padrino said...

"I pick up bgas. every day."

switch cars? you take the CR-V since you pick her up

"And on road trips, I'd rather drive the car. I want a car that has some room."

so no reason

got it

Keef said...

switch cars? you take the CR-V since you pick her up



Are you stupid or just fucking with me?

Keef said...

If I pick her up, but I don't drop her off, then who in my household probably drops her off in the morning?

El Padrino said...

i didnt know you dont drop her off

El Padrino said...

your sitter needs to come to you is the issue

Keef said...

ha, that would be nice

Keef said...

i didnt know you dont drop her off



Stupid. Got it.

(S)

El Padrino said...

holy shit

Keef said...

"Don't get me wrong, I don't take anything for granted," Rose, who signed a five-year contract extension worth as much as $95 million in December, told GQ. "But it seems like the better I play, the more attention I get. And I can't get away from it. You play great, you get attention. But I hate attention. It is weird. I'm in a bind. The more you win, the more they come."


fucking woe

Keef said...

The Phoenix area is expected to be hotter than initially expected this weekend with highs expected to top 100, according to the National Weather Service.



WOE

El Padrino said...

fuck that

Aitch said...

" Never ever ever ever."

I once said this about owning a minivan. We all know how that turned out.

Keef said...

I once said this about owning a minivan. We all know how that turned out.



Never ever ever ever

Aitch said...

"congrats man"

This is damn funny to me"

Hmm, the response to this could get interesting

Aitch said...

I couldn't lease either. I've put 7k miles on the G6 since mid Jan.

Meiz said...

Jesus chris.

Jugdish said...

I choose Not to lease. Haven't had a car payment in at least three years. Just went over 100k on My truck.

Jugdish said...

I hate mini vans. I break them if i have to ride in them.

/mize

El Padrino said...

"I couldn't lease either. I've put 7k miles on the G6 since mid Jan."

that shit is going to break

Jugdish said...

I hate mini vans. I break them if i have to ride in them.

/mize

Keef said...

I hate mini vans. I break them if i have to ride in them.

/mize




hahahahahahahha. fucking mize

Keef said...

fucking mize



TNWSS

El Padrino said...

warren buffett has prostate cancer

Blue said...

he's like 80

Blue said...

how much you wanna bet that somebody finds a cure for cancer now

El Padrino said...

they let Jobs die, much younger, he'll die too

prostate cancer has the highest death rate of call the cancers

El Padrino said...

there is a slim chance he beats it, 2% chance

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