Wednesday, April 18, 2012

old man and the sea

Jamie Moyer became the oldest pitcher to win a game in MLB history yesterday.

He threw a pretty good game too, or so I heard, i saw about 2 minutes of it after he was already out of the game.

Started league basketball last night at the gym. First time playing any kind of semi-competitive (including pickup games) basketball in about 9 years. I'm ridiculously sore. I've also learned that my mind still has all the basketball awesomeness I used to have (got me a season of NAIA ball), but my body just doesn't react as quickly, or do exactly what my mind asks of it.

One douchebag on our team, shot everytime he touched the ball, no matter where he was, and usually it was about 3 feet behind the NBA 3pt line...he made very few shots. There were times i literally had just made it over half court and he had shot the ball. Oh yeah, he's also about 6'4 and didn't play a lick of defense or rebound, letting the other team's big man just dominate.

Then after our game was all said and done and we lost by 20, the commish comes over and says "i know it wasn't on the schedule but you guys have another game tonight at 9:15". So instead of playing 45 minutes of basketball, we played 90 minutes...oh and a couple of guys didn't show up, so we didn't have any subs. But, ha, we actually won the second game. They had a guy who liked to launch NBA 3s as well.

Anyway, it's pretty cool, they keep stats and post them online and crap after the game.

That's probably enough. NFL schedule came out...who ya got?

180 comments:

Blue said...

"Going to the Brewers/Dodgers game with some pretty semi-heavy-hitters in the Brewers community tomorrow. Neither would admit it, though."

they won't admit they're going with you?

tem said...

stat link is needed

tem said...

stat link is needed

tem said...

keith, check out the mazda 6. nice car, roomy on the inside if that's what you are looking for.

Keef said...

Zoom zoom

Jugdish said...

"Going to the Brewers/Dodgers game with some pretty semi-heavy-hitters in the Brewers community tomorrow.


Enjoy the 7th inning stretch

El Padrino said...

"Anyway, it's pretty cool, they keep stats and post them online and crap after the game"

yeah but do they look up to you?

tem said...

the 6'4" guy does not.

Keef said...

I bet LP is jacks up NBA 3s all day guy

El Padrino said...

no way i hate three's, i'm a mid range chucker

Jugdish said...

I can shoot a basketball over those mountains.


/Lp

Meiz said...

"Enjoy the 7th inning stretch"

I will. The Beer Barrel Polka is the best 7th inning stretch tradition on Earth.

Blue said...

better than "sweet caroline"?

i think not

Meiz said...

"no way i hate three's, i'm a mid range chucker"


You shoot mid range jumpers on a college/high school court? Take that shit to the cup. Or baby hook it.

Meiz said...

"better than "sweet caroline"?

i think not"


Well, if you're into love songs about 13 year old girls, I guess not.

Blue said...

it took me almost the whole first half of the game to realize that we only got 3 if it was an NBA 3.

Jugdish said...

Baby hooking sounds right

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Meiz said...

"it took me almost the whole first half of the game to realize that we only got 3 if it was an NBA 3."


That sucks.

El Padrino said...

"You shoot mid range jumpers on a college/high school court? Take that shit to the cup. Or baby hook it."

i dont play in a gym, sometimes there are not 3 point lines

mid-range 12-15 footers

El Padrino said...

i like the right elbow and the right corner, especially off a screen

Blue said...

also sucked because non of us had played together before. i felt like I was the only one setting screens and moving without the ball.

which meant, i never got the ball

Blue said...

and the guys wanted to play a 2-3 zone, but the guy in the middle (again the douche guy) would never move and slide as the zone moved, which meant, a lot of easy layups for the other team.

El Padrino said...

what a homo

Meiz said...

"i dont play in a gym, sometimes there are not 3 point lines"

Fair enough

Meiz said...

Blue, tell them zone is for cowards. Play man.

Blue said...

i've also got to get used to being the "old guy" on the team

Keef said...

One in four student loan borrowers are behind on payments.

Blue said...

"Blue, tell them zone is for cowards. Play man."

the first game we switched to man about half way through the first half. at that point we were down 6...at halftime we were down 20 because douchebag dude wouldn't guard their bigman

Keef said...

"no way i hate three's, i'm a mid range chucker"


Do you get a lot of your shots blockt*?

Keef said...

blue, you gotta fire db guy

Blue said...

i hate him

he was 2/18 in the second game

and 1/10 from 3 in the first game.

El Padrino said...

cam vs megatron

who ya got

El Padrino said...

"Blue, tell them zone is for cowards. Play man."

Jim Boeheim will slap you in the mouth.

Keef said...

Jim Boeheim will slap you in the mouth.



And then his asst coach will slap your son in the mouth with his ding dong

Keef said...

he was 2/18 in the second game

and 1/10 from 3 in the first game.



You should post those stats on a banner and put it behind the hoop next game

El Padrino said...

ooooofff

Blue said...

link to the stats

my team is called Da Ballerz

week 1 wasn't real stats (i guess we forfeited, i was in Hawaii)

Keef said...

my team is called Da Ballerz



gangsta

Blue said...

so bgblue1 has symptoms of a possible blockage in her gall bladder. cmblue is telling me all this last night, and that if she's still showing signs this morning they have to go to the doctor, get an bloodtest/ultrasound blah blah blah.

She then proceeds to tell me that if it is a blockage, it's really easy to fix, and no big deal.

So i ask "how do they fix it, with a pill or something"

she responds "no it's a surgical procedure"

That doesn't seem like an "easy fix" to me

El Padrino said...

yikes

El Padrino said...

hope thats not the case

Tyler said...

Looking at your team's analytics Blue, average assists tells the story. There are not a lot of them. Looks like a lot of ISO and chucking.

Tyler said...

Blue's Career Stats:

8ppg, 4.0rpg, .3apg 1.7spg

Derek Fisher managed to turn that into a 16-year career.

Tyler said...

That stat site is clunky but pretty cool. What is the team salary and how is it calculated?

Meiz said...

"Jim Boeheim will slap you in the mouth."


Jim Boeheim would win more championships if he would make his team play man defense.

Blue said...

"Looking at your team's analytics Blue, average assists tells the story. There are not a lot of them. Looks like a lot of ISO and chucking."

yeah, i think they don't do a very good job of keeping stats outside of rebounds and points.

but you're right, it's a lot of fast break or walk up and chuck it.

Blue said...

no idea how the calculate salaries and ppr and all that crap

Keef said...

Why doesn't the black guy who had a 36/20 game have his picture posted next to his name?

Blue said...

he probably wasn't there the day the took pictures (like me) or it's his first season playing (like me)

Aitch said...

Sweet Caroline is not played during the 7th inning stretch.

Also, I'm very sick of that song

Keef said...

Do you know anyone on your team or was it just random picking?

Tyler said...

"but you're right, it's a lot of fast break or walk up and chuck it."

That was the other thing I was gonna say, there are a lot of steals.

You should lobby to kick that douchebag out. Who cares if he's 6'4" (1-1/4 EPs). Addition by subtraction. Gives you nothing on both sides of the ball.

El Padrino said...

i hate full court

Jugdish said...

(1-1/4 EPs)


Hilarity

Blue said...

"Do you know anyone on your team or was it just random picking?"

for our team it was all random free agents.

next season, i'm gonna pick a few guys i like on our team and see if we can kick the DB out

Blue said...

who hates full court?

El Padrino said...

real sports was dope again last night

that show is like 60 minutes but all sports, shit is hdh

El Padrino said...

i like pick up games of 3 on 3 or 4 on 4

i havent played a full court game in a long long time

Aitch said...

Thanks for explaining the concept

Tyler said...

who hates full court?

^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

jose canseco tweets are great

Tyler said...

Nose Update:

The verdict is surgery (no big surprise). I have a giant polyp on the left side that is constricting the airway and she said that the right side is completely blocked from a deviated septum. So, CT scan and then get on the wait list.

El Padrino said...

who hates full court?

^^^^^^^

for those reasons you mentioned

cherry pickers, zone, three pointers

just would rather play half court, seems like better overall game

El Padrino said...

also less running

Keef said...

i hate full court



lazy ass

Keef said...

it's like a bunch of 40 yard dashes

Keef said...

you gotta be fit as a mfer

Blue said...

how the hell can you play 4 on 4 half court?

Blue said...

half court sucks ballz

El Padrino said...

when in rome

Blue said...

half court has stupid rules like, if it's an airball you don't have to take it back...etc

Spaceman Spiff said...

video of that old lady crashing into the grocery store

bitch cleared out everybody on the screen

Keef said...

half court has stupid rules like, if it's an airball you don't have to take it back...etc


^^^^^^^ all day

Keef said...

Half court is only for when you can't get enough people to play real ball

Keef said...

Half court is only for people who don't like to run back and play D

Spaceman Spiff said...

that's like 90% of people after 15 minutes

El Padrino said...

full court is for leagues not pick up games

El Padrino said...

"bitch cleared out everybody on the screen"

good lawd people lived?

Jugdish said...

I would WORK you in half court...WORK you!

/Lp

Keef said...

Nose Update:



good luck

Keef said...

full court is for leagues not pick up games



blue plays in a league

Spaceman Spiff said...

"good lawd people lived?"

yea no one died

Meiz said...

"i hate full court"


As do I. Asthma is the pits.

tem said...

el pad hates full court

tem said...

chase is a piece of shit bank.

tem said...

sadly so are all of the other ones.

Meiz said...

"Half court is only for when you can't get enough people to play real ball"


Truth.

Spaceman Spiff said...

sandwich

Meiz said...

So the house is back open

Blue said...

chase is fucking with tem's closing

Blue said...

who wants to wait 4 hours to eat their sandwich

Meiz said...

Credit union is the way to go.

Meiz said...

For me, at least. I can't speak on Tem's finances.

Keef said...

sandwich




It's sandwhich

/LP

Aitch said...

"sandwich"

What happened to the 3rd ribeye?

Keef said...

Old man and the sea isn't as cool as the bald man in the canoe

El Padrino said...

said the fat guy

Blue said...

i wondered the same thing about the 3rd ribeye.

i think he put two in the bottom and one on top


TWSS

Tyler said...

"it's like a bunch of 40 yard dashes"

Exactly, that's why you do suicides.

Tyler said...

Surgery is set up for May 18th. Kind of weird because I only met this doctor yesterday for less than 10 minutes.

Keef said...

pretty much how it went with me

Keef said...

actually, that's false. I went once and he gave me some antibiotics for the infection. Then I went back 2 weeks later after I did the CT Scan and then he scheduled the surgery

El Padrino said...

"Surgery is set up for May 18th. Kind of weird because I only met this doctor yesterday for less than 10 minutes."

broke nose on Sunday, went to Dr on Monday, had surgery the second Thursday after that, will never see her again

El Padrino said...

wam bam thank you ma'am

Keef said...

watch out, T. Your gonna have a black eye and the packing is painful

/LP

Keef said...

whatta say you get a nose job

Blue said...

pat summit retired.

freak is crushed

El Padrino said...

"whatta say you get a nose job"

the first time el pad

Keef said...

i was making fun of whatta say

El Padrino said...

i would pay one million dollars to have sex with kelly brook

tem said...

i fixed the chase issues.

they waived some fees too.

they still suck.

Keef said...

you don't have one million dollars

tem said...

this is true, i do not.

if i did, i bet they would have done my wire just like i wanted them to.

tem said...

and el pad will not let debt stop him from fucking kelly brook.

tem said...

never let debt stop you from fucking a celeb.

El Padrino said...

BOOM

tem knows

El Padrino said...

SNY has this hot reporter that i want to get my hands on

El Padrino said...

mets are playing right now

wft

tem said...

day game. they have them in baseball.

Keef said...

mets are playing right now



I read about it on the Stache

Beth said...

mets are losing right now

*fixed

El Padrino said...

giants schedule is pretty loaded, not the worst though

El Padrino said...

yeah it doesnt look good the knuckleball must not have been knuckling

El Padrino said...

well they say it's the toughest schedule so excuse me

El Padrino said...

sometimes bubble gum tasts so good i want to swallow it

Beth said...

Go for it, guys love it when you swallow.

El Padrino said...

your move rebecca black

El Padrino said...

SNAP

El Padrino said...

"Lawyers are filing a class action lawsuit against the producers of the ABC reality show, pointing out that over 10 years of “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” being on the air, there has not been a single person of color as the star."

uh hellow*, VH1 Flava of Love

El Padrino said...

dick clark died

Spaceman Spiff said...

his final words were

"bablasdh buhblahdf"

too soon?

El Padrino said...

Not knowing he worked for President Obama but figuring he was a well-heeled foreigner, she said she told him $800.

The price alone, she said, indicates that she is an escort, not a prostitute.

“You have higher rank,” she said. “An escort is someone who a man can take out to dinner. She can dress nicely, wear nice makeup, speak and act like a lady. That’s me.”

word up

/beth

El Padrino said...

"bablasdh buhblahdf"

too soon?"

jesus

ahahahhahahahahahahahaha

El Padrino said...

one of the hookers speak

tem said...

i thought they said the giants had the easiest schedule?

Keef said...

well they say it's the toughest schedule so excuse me



It's April, bro

Jugdish said...

Was the Rev foul ball thing posted here over the weekend?

Keef said...

no

tem said...

rev ate a foul ball?

Keef said...

that fool will eat anything

Keef said...

does he still post non-stop ridiculous shit on FB?

tem said...

i have no idea. i either defriended him or stopped his news feed.

Keef said...

I want to see the Mike Tyson show in Vegas. But not for $99

Jugdish said...

I Did too, but go look at his feed on him getting the.foul ball...pic is hilarity

Keef said...

Man, that pic of him wearing the jersey is great. Those buttons are holding on for dear life

Jugdish said...

Damn...i dont see the pic of him diving for the ball anymore

Jugdish said...

Duh...there it is

tem said...

i didn't see it. new facebook layout blows.

Jugdish said...

He was eating at the same...ballpark sushi...gross

Blue said...

maybe copy it and put it on imgur

El Padrino said...

puke

Blue said...

"your move rebecca black"


hot girls do have problems...not sure why those chicks know about hot girl problems though

El Padrino said...

pieces

Jugdish said...

hot girls do have problems...


Your face has problems

Jugdish said...

Ill post the Rev pic later

Jugdish said...

Or you can send him a friend request

Keef said...

but if you do that, make sure you unsubscribe because his wall posts are nonstop

kod said...

I remember hearing something about more Thursday games and every team getting at least one primetime game this year.


haha, that explains why the Vikes/Bucs game is nationally televised.


Vikes only have two games that aren't at noon....ouch, I mean, we're probably going to suck, but that bad, huh?

tem said...

the team everyone thinks will suck always ends up being good or great.

Keef said...

So apparently the separaitchion is over already

tem said...

Is that your separaitchion or aitch's?

tem said...

Flyers have the pens right where they want them.

Keef said...

H's

tem said...

i'll have to check facebook to see what keith is talking about.

did they ever move out from living together?

El Padrino said...

lovad is popping rightnow

ToddPacker said...

just like that OT goal

Aitch said...

" So apparently the separaitchion is over already"

Erroneous. We're trying to work things out, but not there yet.

I never said I didn't love her. I just don't always like her that much.

Jugdish said...

I just don't always like her that much.



dude...any relationship

Jugdish said...

separaitchion



funny

Jugdish said...

i like loving on the pc much better than the phone

Jugdish said...

lov-ing

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

i should work on a post soon

Jugdish said...

catching up on american idol....phillip phillips is my favorite this year

Jugdish said...

followed by the country chick, followed by the texan with the english accent, followed by the bluesy chick...

Aitch said...

"did they ever move out from living together?"

When did I ever say we were living together?

Jugdish said...

post written and scheduled...including the rev pic

Jugdish said...

good night

Keef said...

catching up on american idol....phillip phillips is my favorite this year



He did a good job with that Usher song

tem said...

You moved in together after you knocked her up.

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