Friday, April 20, 2012

not sure why this didnt post at 7am, 4-20-2012

My gift to you.

1 Indianapolis Colts – QB Andrew Luck STAN Fancy that. The white guy goes first. Where is Sharpton?

2 Washington Redskins (from Rams) – QB Robert Griffin III BAY Shanahan old demented ass gonna fuck this up.

3 Minnesota Vikings – OT Matt Kalil USC Good thing for Matt having gone to Southern Cal, when they move there it'll be suite.

4 Cleveland Browns – HB Trent Richardson ALA True need combined with top prospect = perfect for Holmgren. Normally you don't want a back this high and honestly they can grab Claiborne or Blackmon instead and then a David Wilson later in the first round but I don't think they pass on a stud like Trent.

5 Tampa Bay Buccaneers – CB Morris Claiborne LSU Not the Honey Badger. Not the Honey Badger. Not the Honey Badger.

6 Rams (from Redskins) – WR Justin Blackmon OSU This guy is no joke.

7 Jacksonville Jaguars –DE Melvin Ingram S.CAR Raw but a physical specimen.

8 Miami Dolphins – QB Ryan Tannehill TX&AM
Apparentely this Tannehill kid is a #1 pick in any other year. So value here for the fins.

9 Carolina Panthers – WR Michael Floyd ND Getting Cam some weapons.

10 Buffalo Bills – OT Riley Reiff IOWA Big white man from Iowa is the pick you want if you need a lineman.

11 Kansas City Chiefs – NT Dontari Poe MEM Cameron Poe's cousin. No brainer.

12 Seattle Seahawks – ILB Luke Kuechly BC This guy is going to be a very good player for a very long time. Nice pick Petey. Cowboys were drooling over him. Smart football player.

13 Arizona Cardinals – OG David DeCastro STAN Boring. But effective. Someone needs to learn how to cultivate a lineman tree so you don't have to draft them. At least the tailors stay busy.

14 Dallas Cowboys – CB Dre Kirkpatrick ALA It's no secret you can pass on the Cowboys. Formidable pick. Solid player. This is either an interior defender or a secondary pick.

15 Philadelphia Eagles – DT Fletcher Cox MSST Philly is shocked he is around, he's been a hot stock lately. Carolina was widely believed to take him with the 9th pick. They love Brockers too.

16 New York Jets – SS Alex Barron ALA Any defensive player from this Bama squad will do well in Rex Ryan's system. Mike Pettine is half the brain behind that by the way. Look for him to get a HC job sometime soon.

17 Cincinnati Bengals (from Raiders) –CB Stephon Gilmore S.CAR Marvin loves corners. Loves them.

18 San Diego Chargers – OLB Courtney Upshaw ALA Have an issue with names that can be used on boys and girls.

19 Chicago Bears – DE Quinton Coples UNC Bust.

20 Tennessee Titans – DE Whitney Mercilus ILL Again with the name. Bust #2. Titans should go Glenn here.

21 Bengals – OG Cordy Glenn UGA The fuck is a Cordy. Anyway the scouting report says he is a nasty motherfucker. I like that in my lineman.

22 Browns (from Atlanta Falcons) – WR Kendall Wright BAY Pats like this kid, need his playmaking ability but so do the Browns and they pick before them so O:FB. Julio Jones worth it Atlanta?

23 Detroit Lions – OT Jonathan Martin STAN That Stanford line was pretty fantastic. Like the lineman pick here for Detroit most people think they go Hightower or Nick Perry here. I think they continue to build around Stafford. It's a QB league.

24 Pittsburgh Steelers – LB Dont’a Hightower ALA Linebacker. Steelers. Make sense doesn't it. Thought about Stephen Hill here because they are losing Wallace but I think Hightower is perfect for the 3-4.

25 Denver Broncos – DT Michael Brockers LSU Cowboys almost picked him, Eagles like Cox a point or two more on the draft board. So Denver gets a guy who surely could have went 10 picks earlier. Nice value. He is a bit of a project but he is a fucking load of a man.

26 Houston Texans – WR Stephen Hill GT Bout time to get another threat on the field to help out Andre. Loss of Williams you could see a reach here for a DE.

27 New England Patriots (from Saints) – DE Nick Perry USC Pats have ignored the DE position for quite some time and after losing a ring to the Giants twice in 4 years, a team flush with DE's, maybe it's time to start developing one. Problem is he is a borderline first round prospect so at 27, Bill might just go value here instead of the small reach.

28 Green Bay Packers – DE Chandler Jones SYR Another reach, Jones was a 4th round projection once the collegiate season ended. He has had some solid workouts and really has impressed the scouts. He has a freakish similarity to Giants DE JPP.

29 Baltimore Ravens – C Peter Konz WISC Wisconsin, like Iowa, grow lineman too.

30 San Francisco 49ers – OG Kevin Zeitler WISC Back to back. I also like Mike Adams here. Would not surprised to see Harbaugh fight for Fleener. I know they have Davis. But what New England has done with Hernandez and Gronkowski is a blueprint in a copy cat league.

31 New England Patriots – SS Harrison Smith ND Pats need to shore up the secondary. Since Barron went to the Jets this is the best available here. Jenkins crossed my mind Belichick can probably straighten that lil dick out.

32 New York Giants – OT Mike Adams OSU Personally I'd take the TE from Stanford. Fleener. Or Jenkins. The Giants leadership would right that ship. But I think Reese goes best available and technically Adams is best available here at 32.

186 comments:

El Padrino said...

dwight out for year

El Padrino said...

god those colombian hookers are soooo hot

and i pictured them to be that way

just like a bunch of sofia vergara's

El Padrino said...

<a hrefhttp://abcnews.go.com/images/US/ht_george_zimmerman_head_dm_120419_wmain.jpg=">zimmerman bloody head pic</a>

El Padrino said...

again

Blue said...

who is a "david wilson"

El Padrino said...

MCD beat earnings, revenue of 6.55 billion, stock up $2

BEAST

Blue said...

why did zimmerman have a bloody head

El Padrino said...

david wilson is the va tech RB

he's a beast

El Padrino said...

i guess cuz what he said was somewhat true, either trayvon did that or it happened in the struggle

Jugdish said...

19 Chicago Bears – DE Quinton Coples UNC Bust



Your face is a bust

Blue said...

broncos tried to trade for asante samuel, but it fell through

Blue said...

"david wilson is the va tech RB"

he's like the 5th or 6th rated RB

kod said...

"3 Minnesota Vikings – OT Matt Kalil USC Good thing for Matt having gone to Southern Cal, when they move there it'll be suite."


Goodell and Rooney putting the squeeze on now


I think the Vikes trade down

Blue said...

why does rooney care who the vikings take

Blue said...

"I think the Vikes trade down"

you gotta have someone willing to move up into that #3 spot...not sure there's a player worth moving up for...unless you have a hard-on for Trent Richardson

kod said...

"unless you have a hard-on for Trent Richardson"


or Tanehill

kod said...

or Tannehill

Jugdish said...

If someone traded up for tannehill that would help me win a bet.

Jugdish said...

He needs to be picked before the 8th pick

Jugdish said...

..unless you have a hard-on for Trent Richardson


Pic?

/Lp

Blue said...

all the hype about tannehill is overblown.

the guy only has like 19 starts as a college QB...

he'd be properly slotted in the early 2nd round, but somebody is going to make a leap of faith and take him, and he'll be the next blaine gabbert

Blue said...

the only way you move up to 3 to get tannehill is if you're convinced that the Browns are taking him at #4...

Jugdish said...

and he'll be the next blaine gabbert


No way...he doesnt have the hair for that

Jugdish said...

I didnt make the bet because im sold on tannehill. My friend and i make a bet on the draft every year on a qb for a shot...i just picked a side

kod said...

"if you're convinced that the Browns are taking him at #4."


one word: Childress

Blue said...

two words

mike holmgren

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

Not working is > than working

Blue said...

dose asses

Keef said...

Wall

El Padrino said...

big day

no one is trading for the 3rd pick
no one worth it

El Padrino said...

yeah what blue said

El Padrino said...

i mean there is the home cook and there is just me

banging out restaurant quality food at home son

El Padrino said...

sunday im gonna attempt some eggs benecdick*

El Padrino said...

fucking master chef never called me back

Blue said...

i'm gonna make that shooter sandwich when cmblue goes out of town next month

Blue said...

don't you technically have to be a "chef" to be a master chef

El Padrino said...

no, it was a comp for home cooks

i applied twice, got a production call back once but never a follow up

El Padrino said...

i should fake being a worst cook to be on that other show then pretend im learning fast and rock out some classics take the money

El Padrino said...

that is alot of lying though

kod said...

"Not working is > than working"



-not for me this morning, freaking cats

-best part of the day so far has been leaving the house

-and...woe

El Padrino said...

ooo dat ass is a 2 for one special

Meiz said...

1st round, the Packers will go with the best available. They won't draft based on need there. Teddy T is a shrewd draftsman.

Jugdish said...

They need defense....best avail defensive player maybe

tem said...

they need kick off coverage people.

tem said...

i just wrote that to write something.

tem said...

from yesterday tmrt = too much rev talk

Meiz said...

"They need defense....best avail defensive player maybe"


Right. I don't think they'll be drafting D-Line, though. They need help in the secondary and in the linebacking corps. There's a DB they have their eye on.

Meiz said...

Pack might also draft Konz. Jeff Saturday isn't long for Green Bay.

Keef said...

i mean there is the home cook and there is just me

banging out restaurant quality food at home son





BEAST

Blue said...

your face is a BEAST

Keef said...

-not for me this morning, freaking cats


Cats? I have to watch this pain in the ass kid!


(s)

tem said...

UFC talk:
Jon Jones vs. Rashad Evans

TMJJT. Too much Jon Jones talk. Nobody thinks Evans can win, but he is slow methodical and will take Jones down. Jones has never been taken down, so who knows how well he fights off his back. I suspect he is OK at it, but Evans will ride him for 5 rounds and claim a victory. Jones will be pissed because he won't take any damage but will lose.

Rory MacDonald vs. Che Mills

Che sounds like a girl name. And we all hate Mills. Rory wins.

Brendan Schaub vs. Ben Rothwell

I'll go Schaub here via a punch to the jaw.


Miguel Torres vs. Michael McDonald

Torres is approximately 64 years old. I'll go with Michael McDonald who I believe is younger and a singer.

Mark Hominick vs. Eddie Yagin

Hominick via a submission.

Mark Bocek vs. John Alessio

Bocek is a battleship or something. There is a movie about battleships coming out, or maybe it is out. In any case that means he will win.

Travis Browne vs. Chad Griggs

Browne.

Matt Brown vs. Stephen Thompson

Brown.

John Makdessi vs. Anthony Njokuani

Njokuani.

Mac Danzig vs. Efrain Escudero

Danzig sucks. Escudero is slightly less sucky.

Keith Wisniewski vs. Chris Clements

Wisniewski.

Marcus Brimage vs. Maximo Blanco

Maximo sounds tough.

kod said...

"NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and Pittsburgh Steelers owner Art Rooney II, head of the NFL stadium committee, flew in for a stadium summit with (Minnesota Governor Mark) Dayton, legislative leaders and stadium bill authors. They apparently achieved part of their goal, injecting new life in proposals that were defeated or stalled in legislative committees."


it's going to get done, mark my words; Minni learned a painful lesson from the North Stars, the cycle won't repeat

Keef said...

I don't think Evans can win a decision. He'll either KO Jones or lose a decision

Keef said...

Fucking tem, though. I was going to bet on Evans tomorrow. But now you put a crimp in my plan

Blue said...

"it's going to get done, mark my words; Minni learned a painful lesson from the North Stars, the cycle won't repeat"

the guv can't just make it a decree

Blue said...

goodell is just grandstanding.

if he didn't do this..people would blame him and say he just wanted to move a team to LA, any team.

Blue said...

which is 100% the case

tem said...

"Fucking tem, though. I was going to bet on Evans tomorrow. But now you put a crimp in my plan"

i told you already i was picking evans.

as soon as you said you were going to bet it i tolt* you he was my pick.

Keef said...

I know you told me that.

tem said...

there are some teams he doesn't want to move.

NYG
GB
DAL

Keef said...

I still want to pick Evans

tem said...

i put a crimp in your plan days ago.

Keef said...

Fuck it, it's just money

/LP

Blue said...

"NYG
GB
DAL"

he would move all of these teams if he could

tem said...

no /cmblue

Jugdish said...

Wall

Keef said...

Got BofA on the phone right now. They're going down to 2.89%. Suite. Now I just need to get my trade in value higher

tem said...

keith is working a deal.

i hope the car makes left turns across traffic OK.

Keef said...

yo tambien

Beth said...

If this car has that same issue, I'm saying it's user error.

Keef said...

your face is user error

Blue said...

meiz, Standard bet for this weekend series?

Blue said...

meiz, Standard bet for this weekend series?

Jugdish said...

If this car has that same issue, I'm saying it's user error.


When you pick up the new car, make sure you're driving home with cmk. When you make a turn, take your foot off the gas and act like its stalling. Drop a ”damn not again!”. Let us know How she likes that.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

he just came back from the other bedroom though

tem said...

that was a self imposed punishment.

he was trying to learn her something.

Jugdish said...

He was withholding sex from her...that'll teach her!

S

tem said...

what is smh again?

Spaceman Spiff said...

'shaking my head'

tem said...

gotcha

tem said...

i figured it was suck my .....

Blue said...

head?

tem said...

hymen

Blue said...

oh, very nice

Blue said...

what's a hymen?


/beth

Keef said...

He was withholding sex from her...that'll teach her!



Ha

Jugdish said...

what's a hymen?


My friends just call me ”H”.


/aitch

Jugdish said...

S

Aitch said...

Seriously though, I can't believe that girl thought John Williams was the guy responsible for Sweet Caroline.

tem said...

sweet caroline guy was some sort of child molester right?

tem said...

that song was about a 10yr old

Keef said...

You don't know who sang it either?

Blue said...

yeah, it's about caroline kennedy, right?

Blue said...

neil diamond baby

Jugdish said...

You bet your balls its neil diamond

tem said...

you bet your balls it is a sexual predator

tem said...

ftr i knew who sang it i just wanted to bust H's balls about his seventh inning tradition being a child rape song.

tem said...

like the whole stadium is just singing "i want to fuck little girls"

Aitch said...

Again, it does not happen in the 7th inning.

Jugdish said...

you bet your balls it is a sexual predator


Keef's stache pic?

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kod said...

"Totino-Grace High School has given the all-clear after a mercury spill prompted a student evacuation at the Fridley parochial school.

School administrators were told the building was safe at 3:30 p.m. Friday.

The Star Tribune reports the school was evacuated at 11:45 a.m. after mercury from a thermometer was found on a classroom floor."



In elementary school, I remember break the mercury thermometers and rolling the mercury around our skin until it absorbed (ns); now they will close an entire school when one breaks; funny how times change

Meiz said...

"meiz, Standard bet for this weekend series?"


Sure.

kod said...

a top Republican said a lawyer is charging taxpayers $200 to $300 an hour to defend the Minnesota Senate against claims stemming from a scandal involving the former majority leader.


that's actually pretty cheap for an attorney, very cheap for that kind of attorney (yeah, I don't like it either)

"Nolan told The Associated Press this week that she doesn't have a signed contract and she refused to reveal her hourly rate. Secretary of the Senate Cal Ludeman said Friday that that a document exists where such details are contained but he refused to release it, citing administrative powers and attorney-client privilege."


that's a bunch of bullshit; taxpayers are footing the bill and revealing the hourly rate does not compromise one iota of relevant evidence to the accusations nor does it violate any MN confidentiality law or Professional Responsibility rule

Meiz said...

Kod, the fuck is your avi?

tem said...

Fine, they 8Th inning is the child molester inning.

kod said...

"Kod, the fuck is your avi?"




it looks really cool enlarged IMO, but shitty here.

It's one of Marlboro's old school logos, it's an unfolded Marlboro Red box turned into a character that appears to be straight out of a kids show

kod said...

Not much going on with Minni sports there days, and I've used enough native avis in the past, I smoke Marb Red 72s, so decided on that one.

tem said...

So the cig company got kids to smoke with that thing?

tem said...

I ate too much Italian food today

tem said...

House opens Sunday

tem said...

Jug, house sale update meow

kod said...

"goodell is just grandstanding.

if he didn't do this..people would blame him and say he just wanted to move a team to LA, any team.


which is 100% the case"


0% the case. Goodell isn't an idiot. Minneapolis/St. Paul has the 15th highest media market in the Country. Plus, there's a huge following because what else are you going to do in the late fall and early winter; being in existence for over 50 years is relevant too.


St. Louis (29th) Jacksonville (49th), or New Orleans (50th)


Goodell and Rooney have a vested financial interest in Minni getting a new stadium. Target, 3M, Honeywell, Best Buy, United Health, Supervalue, US Bank, General Mills, Hormel, BW3s Ameripride and many other corporations are headquartered in and around Minneapolis/St. Paul. They would do well on luxury boxes.

Meiz said...

I don't care for the Brewers' throwback unis

Meiz said...

The Rockies' road greys look outstanding without the pinstripes. Very clean.

Meiz said...

I'm buying a new computer tonight

tem said...

LA teams fail

tem said...

Get RAM in that computer

Meiz said...

Holy balls. I just pulled the trigger on a new Dell, and my credit rating is higher than before. I did not expect that.

Meiz said...

"Get RAM in that computer"

8 gigs, motherfucker!

Meiz said...

Keith having discovered mobile twitter is wonderful.

Meiz said...

Fuck you guys. I miss having a fellow loser to talk to.(Zeke)

Meiz said...

Tem would love @TiricoHairline right now. He's going in on Axe.

kod said...

"Fuck you guys. I miss having a fellow loser to talk to.(Zeke)"



but less of a loser than this guy, who can't seem to make it up past 10 PM, even on weekends, anymore


these 60+ hour work weeks are starting to take a toll; I'm no Keith, that's for sure.

Got a week off coming in mid-May (haven't taken a vacation day since November), that should help.

kod said...

"Some Republican strategists and officials, reluctant to be identified because they do not want to publicly antagonize the party’s base, fear that the attention these divisive social issues are receiving at the state level could harm the party’s chances in November, when its hopes of winning back the White House will most likely rest with independent voters in a handful of swing states."



translation: tone down on the crazy for a few months so we can fool independents into thinking we're somewhat moderate. We'll roll back the past 100 of progress years AFTER November

kod said...

"A Minnesota Senate committee narrowly approved a public subsidy on Friday to help the Vikings build a new football stadium, reviving the team's struggling effort just hours after NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell visited the state Capitol to jumpstart what had been a stalled stadium debate."



yep, it's happening

I don't like the system, I don't like taxpayers footing the bil for things that will mostly benefit our billion dollar owner who could buy the damn thing himself


but dangit, I love the Vikes, I'm glad they're going to stay

kod said...

I guess the remaining question is how large of a base to include in the tax



although it would also effect me, I think every area within MN that receives the Vikings feeds from Fox and CBS should be subject to the tax (so pretty much the entire State)

I don't accept that only the metro area should get hit with the tax (like with the Twins/TCF); most of us love the Vikes up here the same as folks down in the metro, and watch them every Sunday, the stadium keeps the team in Minni, and allows us to continue watching them every Sunday.

we may not get the added bonus of job creation, but the majority of those are below livable wage anyway

Meiz said...

Us in the surrounding 5 counties paid for Miller Park. People bitched, but it's only a .1% sales tax. Well worth it.

kod said...

but last comment on this:


the reason for my "mark my words" and other recent assurances is because I believe the legislature was/is playing chicken with the NFL....they're going to get the stadium done (Lakers, North Stars, Twins/contraction, Timberwolves/move to NO-until a last minute save by Stern in the mid 90s, are prominently in all of our minds)

they're going to fund it, but they're fucking pissed about it (rightly so) and going to make the NFL and everyone else squirm to the last minute.

NFL and Wilf has had a gun to our heads and have given us to the count of five to do what they want-like little kids, we're waiting until the count of 4.5

ToddPacker said...

"Keith having discovered mobile twitter is wonderful."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Aitch said...

Perfect game through 8 innings.

ToddPacker said...

tough loss for the bruins, h

ToddPacker said...

fox going to the Humber game in the bot. 9th

ToddPacker said...

played in a golf tourney this am... hit 3 houses

Aitch said...

Yea it was tough. Caps got away with A TON of clutching, grabbing, holding and slashing. I can live with that. But the non call on what should have been an interference that would have wiped out the Caps power play, and then the Caps coming down ice and scoring on the PP really pissed me off. Oh well, Boston teams have been in worse situations and come back.

Aitch said...

One strike away

Aitch said...

Full count. Yikes!

Aitch said...

Wow. Guy could have ruined it, but his temper tantrum as the catcher chased down the third strike keeps the perfect game intact.

Meiz said...

"played in a golf tourney this am... hit 3 houses"


Jesus christ

ToddPacker said...

""played in a golf tourney this am... hit 3 houses"


Jesus christ"

best ball... if someone hit an good drive before me, I was swinging for the fences. not the best plan

Meiz said...

"best ball... if someone hit an good drive before me, I was swinging for the fences. not the best plan"


You mean scramble.

Meiz said...

Best ball = everybody plays their own ball, and the team takes the best score each hole.

ToddPacker said...

"Best ball = everybody plays their own ball, and the team takes the best score each hole."

yeah, I knew I fucked that up, but everyone seems to incorrectly call it best ball instead of scramble

Aitch said...

Women are grate*. They expect you to move mountains for them, but when they have to do something slightly inconvenient, it's like you're asking for a fucking kidney.

Meiz said...

"yeah, I knew I fucked that up, but everyone seems to incorrectly call it best ball instead of scramble"


And I correct everybody that does it. YA-HUGE* pet peeve of mine.

ToddPacker said...

the fucked up part is that best ball sounds like a better description

Aitch said...

So did the fight live up to the hype last night?

Jugdish said...

Didn't see it.

Meiz said...

"So did the fight live up to the hype last night?"


I'd say so. I wish Bones would have finished Evans a couple of times though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'd say no, evans was just out there trying not to get finished after he realized he couldn't win, made for a lame fight, but i don't blame him

neither guy seemed to be trying after a while, then jones starts WHOOOOOO!-ing after the completely obvious unanimous decision gets read, that was funny

Meiz said...

The MacDonald v. Mills fight was the shit, though.

Meiz said...

"i'd say no, evans was just out there trying not to get finished after he realized he couldn't win, made for a lame fight, but i don't blame him"


There were some decent exchanges.

My expectations for UFC fights are extremely low.

Meiz said...

Filling out three applications for Fleet Farm today. I think I'd be pretty happy working for that company.

kod said...

I'm a farm and fleet guy myself




s (but it is interesting how they split, and how much they hate and try to destroy each other now)

kod said...

"Median wages for those with bachelor's degrees are down from 2000, hit by technological changes that are eliminating midlevel jobs such as bank tellers."



-uh, that's incredibly sad to see bank teller now considered a "midlevel" job


sigh

Aitch said...

Kod, I wanted to see the larger version of your profile picture, but your profile is private

kod said...

ok, switched that now, should be able to view

Aitch said...

Nice. That is pretty cool... and creepy.

Meiz said...

If you right click and hit "view image", it shows full size.

Aitch said...

Oh. Ha. Didn't think to do that!

kod said...

yeah, the full size guy looks ready to take on Godzilla

Meiz said...

"-uh, that's incredibly sad to see bank teller now considered a "midlevel" job"


$10-$11 an hour, B. I'm just hoping to get twelve out of a job at this point. Any step up is an improvement.

Aitch said...

These refs fucking blow!

Meiz said...

Hockey sucks.

Aitch said...

Please. If it wasn't for basketball, we'd have 7 foot garbage men.

Aitch said...

Gotta love whitlock...

@WhitlockJason Ron Artest is too unstable to play in the league. I'd consider a lifetime ban. Seriously. Next guy he hurts should sue the league.

@WhitlockJason RT @misteratlanta: let's not rush to judgment here. Maybe James Harden was wearing a hoodie. We really don't know. Let the facts come out.

@hman7708 @WhitlockJason @misteratlanta Had to bring it back to a racial issue, didn't you big man?

tem said...

If it isn't about race he doesn't know what to write.

Aitch said...

Already can't wait til Wednesday's game 7

Meiz said...

"Please. If it wasn't for basketball, we'd have 7 foot garbage men."


If it wasn't for hockey, we'd have more figure skaters.

Grace and beauty.

Meiz said...

"@WhitlockJason RT @misteratlanta: let's not rush to judgment here. Maybe James Harden was wearing a hoodie. We really don't know. Let the facts come out.

@hman7708 @WhitlockJason @misteratlanta Had to bring it back to a racial issue, didn't you big man?"


Um, H, that was a joke. You're doin' it wrong. Twitter is supposed to be fun.

Aitch said...

"Um, H, that was a joke. You're doin' it wrong. Twitter is supposed to be fun."

I'm aware, but it is kinda of funny that he went there for his joke.

Jugdish said...

World Peace tossed for elbow to Harden's head


This headline cracked me up...

Aitch said...

"World Peace tossed for elbow to Harden's head"

Definition of irony

Jugdish said...

The White Sox and The Yankees are the only teams with three perfect games.

Meiz said...

So, filling out these job apps for Fleet Farm, they want your 6 most recent employers. Mine goes back to sophomore year in high school. They probably don't expect that.

Meiz said...

I shouldn't put on a job application "My Dad made me quit a job I loved in a field I wanted to pursue a career in, because he felt it wasn't a "real" job" in the Reason For Leaving section, right?

Jugdish said...

What yob was that?

Meiz said...

High school. Country Club Of Wisconsin. I wanted and still want to work in the golf industry badly.

Meiz said...

The problem is being 12-15 years removed, there aren't feasible positions for people my age with practically no experience. I wanted to teach golf so bad, that I went ahead and taught one of my friends how to play, for free. Now, he's one of the best I know. And thankfully, he still tells people to this day that I taught him how to play golf.

Meiz said...

BOOM. I perfectly filled the "Skills & Qualities" section on an app. Perfection.

Meiz said...

Fleet Farm wants "Career Goals". Does "Fuck bitches, get money" qualify?

Keef said...

Keith having discovered mobile twitter is wonderful.


You like that hsil pic? There are more of those

Meiz said...

"You like that hsil pic?"

It was a'ight

Meiz said...

"You like that hsil pic? There are more of those"


I was mainly commenting on the entirety of it. I couldn't believe you didn't explore the tweet via text possibility.

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"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino