Friday, April 27, 2012

Knicks 7 seed Heat 2 seed

Mad trades in the first round.  Good draft.  The Jets do it again.  The Bills are hilarious.  Is there even a WR you are afraid of in he AFC East? 

Goodell give out BRO HUGS.  I mean he is hugging these men like I plan on hugging my son when he graduates high school.  Damn Rog loves him some man love.

Weeden to the Browns, interesting.  That's all I have to say about that.  He is 3 years older that Colt.

Some people hate Gruden but I think he is fantastic on this Draft show.  I've never once gone to NFL Network.  The draft is my absolute favorite.  I love it.

Chandler Jones to New England.....they've had enough of seeing the Giants run roughshod on Tom Brady.  Bout time they took a pass rusher that could have impact on a football game.  Good pick and way to trade up for it.  I like it.  Then they trade up again for the linebacker.  Nice first round.

I see a few Gingers in the Weeden household.  Wow just looked at Weeden's numbers again.  Good lord.  I like the fist pump Brandon.

USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!

Why do sailor uniforms have to be so gay?

USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!! gets me everytime.

I'm having some chocolate and a glass of wine now.  I like that pairing.  I really like chocolate.  Love it.  Just love it.

Rams are going to do well in this draft, I like trading down that was a good idea, Blackmon was enticing but they need bodies.

Dave DeCastro is all like brahhh, what the fuck brah this is not cool brahhh.

What the fuckl was RGIII wearing?  Man black people are hilariously hilarious at fashion.

Did you see the beginning of the draft they showed some Arab kid with like a tumor on his face in a Colt jersey?  The fuck was that?

Thought the Bears would take a lineman, Rieff or DeCastro.  Thought wrong.

Fucking Cowboys. 

I need a lamp in the living room for mood lighting.

Man remember when we said Damn Bama got like 5 first rounders on that Defense.  Well, almost.

Shit the Steelers got some great fucking value there.  Shit that was suite for Stillir nation.

Texans pick is dumb this dudes name is Whitney.

Yo you hear the crowd saying WHAT Stone Cold Steve Austin style!!! Ha I love it.

Now be honest, you wouldnt want to see the Knicks oust the Heat in the first round?





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Beth said...

"Now be honest, you wouldnt want to see the Knicks oust the Heat in the first round?"

Well yeah, Lebron hate >>>>>> NY hate.

Beth said...

And from LOVad:
"you're over thinking it; you live in GA...you know how you guys are about Coke? Sconnie is like that about Miller"

Thanks Kod, now I get it. (ns)


But to be fair, Coke is way better than Pepsi. And that is a scientific fact.

Jugdish said...

Blue...tell me about the kid the bears drafted from Boise st.

Jugdish said...

The guy that the Texans took was projected by most to go at 19 to the bears and most think they got good value despite his name being.Whitney...although his first name did have sliding down some draft boards

Jugdish said...

But to be fair, Coke is way better than Pepsi. And that is a scientific fact.


RC

Beth said...

Jug, you misspelled whiskey tango.

Jugdish said...

Rev...sixers/bulls bet?

Aitch said...

Good follow up to that no hitter, eh jug?

El Padrino said...

Pepsi >> Coke

all day e'erday

El Padrino said...

I WAS BOOOORNN BY THE RIVER

Sam Cooke gets me every time

Jugdish said...

Good follow up to that no hitter, eh jug?


Yeah really.

Blue said...

"Blue...tell me about the kid the bears drafted from Boise st"

He's from my "hometown", where my dad grew up and my grandpa still lives.

He's a decent enough player. I was surprised everyone kept talking about him as a 1st round talent.

He played DE/DT his first 3 years, and was very good in a weak conference. Played LB this last year.

I think he was more suited to play OLB in a 3-4, but he'll be a good pass rusher.

Blue said...

"Good follow up to that no hitter, eh jug?"

perfect game

Blue said...

draft moved along pretty quickly.

would move faster if Goodell didn't have to wait for homeboys and their entourage to get off the stage

El Padrino said...

boise st had two first rounders, nice lil plug for recruiting

Blue said...

spiff

Lakers/nugs bet?

Blue said...

yeah, first time BSU had a skill position player taken in the first round.

had 2 in the 2nd round last year.

El Padrino said...

And Tampa traded up to get the RB

Blue said...

yeah, only because the gints would have taken him

El Padrino said...

Niners pick seemed a bit silly

Blue said...

can't believe Upshaw dropped out of the first round

El Padrino said...

me either

Blue said...

Goodell had some jive goin last night

Blue said...

obviously he worked on that with some of the guys

Keef said...

I'm having some chocolate and a glass of wine now.  I like that pairing.  I really like chocolate.  Love it.  Just love it.



It's cool you let cmlp contribute to your post

Keef said...

Can't believe the Bengals took the guy who failed the drug test


S

Keef said...

Dog, good post

/mize

ToddPacker said...

"boise st had two first rounders, nice lil plug for recruiting"

fuck boise st

kod said...

"Jug, you misspelled whiskey tango."


hilarity; my order of preference is

1) coke

2) pepsi

3) RC

4) Generic

Blue said...

i missed how many 1st round picks FU had?

Blue said...

no Pepsi is better

kod said...

"Good follow up to that no hitter, eh jug?"

perfect game


fucking Humber, I remember when he was a Twin; hands down most surprising (fluky IMO) no hitter (of course, perfect game too) in history

kod said...

man that turned out to be a beautiful first round for Minni (I mean, you never know....but about as good as I could have imagined)

El Padrino said...

"hands down most surprising (fluky IMO) no hitter (of course, perfect game too) in history"

Bud Smith?

El Padrino said...

"U.S. Firms Add Jobs, but Mostly Overseas..."

so they didnt add jobs, got it

/keef

kod said...

"Bud Smith?"


Humber's way flukier


Bud:

In 2000, he led the entire minor league Cardinal organization with a 2.26 ERA (among starters) and 17 wins (5 with AAA Memphis and 12 with AA Arkansas) and threw two no-hitters of the seven-inning variety against Midland and San Antonio. His 2000 year performance earned him Baseball Weekly's Minor League Pitcher of the Year award.

Smith had an impressive rookie season in 2001, compiling a 6–3 record and 3.83 earned run average in 16 games, good for 4th in Rookie of the Year voting

Jugdish said...

Lp...the shuttle is flying over NYC today on the 747...

Blue said...

shuttle's retired

Blue said...

"Lp...the shuttle is flying over NYC today on the 747"

hope it doesn't hit any buildings

Blue said...

schwinden

ToddPacker said...

"i missed how many 1st round picks FU had?"

same amount as bsu football national championships

Jugdish said...

NYC got the fake shuttle, it never went into space

Keef said...

The U.S. Tax Code is roughly 18 times longer than Moby-Dick.

El Padrino said...

it's going to the intrepid

El Padrino said...

"schwinden"

plefrey tommy john
so they have to figure out how to replace 200 innings

scwinny is first

Blue said...

"same amount as bsu football national championships"

so Zero...got it.

Blue said...

also the same amount of Idaho draft picks

Keef said...

FU will be ok. They have RZII leading the troops

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff

Lakers/nugs bet?"

yea

Keef said...

"Now be honest, you wouldnt want to see the Knicks oust the Heat in the first round?"



I would be ok with losing our bet to see Miami KOd

Blue said...

gotdamn

ToddPacker said...

"FU will be ok. They have RZII leading the troops"

yeah, RZII did just enough to beat a really shitty team in a bowl game

Keef said...

yeah, RZII did just enough to beat a really shitty team in a bowl game



Yep, that team was really shitty. Their coach made RZII look like Urban Meyer.

Keef said...

I wonder whatever happened to that Urb guy

El Padrino said...

"gotdamn"

gotdam they got a water cooler!!

/meiz

Keef said...

tOSU will win another NC before FU does

Blue said...

todd is an angry elf today

Keef said...

todd is an angry elf today



Irish people are like that

Blue said...

i thought H was portugeuse

Keef said...

Sounds like something LP would do

Keef said...

Sounds like an excuse LP would use

ToddPacker said...

"I wonder whatever happened to that Urb guy"

I heard he had some kind miraculous recovery and no longer suffers from chronic vaginal leakage. somehow I think it is only a temporary fix and his pussy will start to hurt again soon

ToddPacker said...

"tOSU will win another NC before FU does"

when is tOSU moving to the SEC?

Keef said...

SECs downfall is right around the corner


s

Keef said...

USC could end the SECs streak this year, though

Keef said...

Saying that a team coached by Lane Kiffin could win the NC almost made me throw up in my mouth

ToddPacker said...

yeah, lane is an asshole

El Padrino said...

this guy always talks about shit i dont care about

im like hey i suckered bossman to buy us pizza today

he's like nice
then he says did you know that my son has a friend he goes to school with whose dad owns a pizzeria here and he has a video on the internet showing him spinning dough?

um, no i did not know that WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SOME LIL 7 YEAR OLD DOUCHE SPINNING DOUGH

the fuck bro shut up

El Padrino said...

i wanna lick Lane's wife's asshole

Keef said...

this guy always talks about shit i dont care about

im like hey i suckered bossman to buy us pizza today

he's like nice
then he says did you know that my son has a friend he goes to school with whose dad owns a pizzeria here and he has a video on the internet showing him spinning dough?

um, no i did not know that WHY THE FUCK WOULD I CARE ABOUT SOME LIL 7 YEAR OLD DOUCHE SPINNING DOUGH

the fuck bro shut up





The most amazing part of that is that you used whose correctly

Spaceman Spiff said...

this is how blake griffin was created

Blue said...

cnp

Blue said...

saw that last night.

thought Poe was gonna make out with Rog

Spaceman Spiff said...

BEAST

1:55

Spaceman Spiff said...

kalil women

Spaceman Spiff said...

brothers are o-linemen, sister lucky she didn't come out like mangold's sis

El Padrino said...

"The most amazing part of that is that you used whose correctly"

see

Blue said...

a broken watch is right twice a day

El Padrino said...

a broken face is never right

Keef said...

a broken watch is right twice a day



What if it's a digital watch that is broken and won't turn on?

El Padrino said...

oh my god the guy sends me the fucking video now i have to pretend i watched it and fake liking it

oh my god

Keef said...

you're being dramatic

Keef said...

and fake liking it



Story of my life

/cmlp

Blue said...

pass that link on to LOV

Blue said...

i like watching kids toss dough

Keef said...

Sounds like the kid is a real eye-talian

Keef said...

I'm sure his sauce is better than Anthony's


/cmlp

Spaceman Spiff said...

"now i have to pretend i watched it and fake liking it"

no you don't

just say that you would WORK that kid in spinning dough

WORK him

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Now be honest, you wouldnt want to see the Knicks oust the Heat in the first round?"

Not a chance in hell.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"But to be fair, Coke is way better than Pepsi. And that is a scientific fact."


Pepsi is ass.

Jugdish said...

Not diet Pepsi

/tem

Jugdish said...

Pepsi is ass.


Says the miller 64 guy

El Padrino said...

Pepsi Clear is the shit

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I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Says the miller 64 guy"


Liquid gold, I tell you!

Keef said...

Yeah, we know how your face likes golden liquid

El Padrino said...

Sanu got punk'd

El Padrino said...

Sanu was watching the draft with his family on Thursday night when his phone rang. The Bengals were on the clock for the 27th pick, and the voice on the phone said that he was from the Bengals and that they would be selecting Sanu. As you might imagine, Sanu’s draft party exploded in joy that stopped just long enough for them to watch Roger Goodell announce the pick.

Which was Kevin Zeitler, an offensive lineman from Wisconsin.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"you're over thinking it; you live in GA...you know how you guys are about Coke? Sconnie is like that about Miller"


Yes and no. I know lots of people that only drink Bud. We have a Budweiser brewery here, too.

Beth said...

So maybe kod should've said "Sconnie is like that about bad beer"

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

But lots of places have Bud breweries, too.

Keef said...

bud is gross

Blue said...

there's a budweiser brewery here, up north same town that New Belgium brewery is in.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Goddamn, people from the Fox Valley have the worst mush-mouth. Spit out the marbles before you start talking.

kod said...

"I know lots of people that only drink Bud. We have a Budweiser brewery here, too."




shit, I sure didn't run into those folks; I drank Budweiser while at Madison (one because I like it better than Miller and two because nobodys going to tell me what the fuck to drink), I don't think I came across anybody else who did.

Now, there were beer snobs here and there; but it was roughly 95% Miller when I was there

you may have Bud brewery, but Miller is Sconnie and Bud is St. Louis, it's pointless to even debate that

kod said...

I had some friends who went to UMKC, all Bud, all the time

Blue said...

why no CL?

El Padrino said...

"The Class A affiliate of the Minnesota Twins is running a promotion in which fans can win a free ticket to a future game if they can top Moyer’s 78 miles-an-hour on the radar gun. On the first day of the promotion last week, about 85 fans tried. None succeeded."

get me down there

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

It is not easy to throw a baseball 78mph. I don't know if I ever broke 70.

Keef said...

get me down there



Zero chance you can just go down there and top that. ZERO

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Zero chance you can just go down there and top that. ZERO"


Not a chance in hell

Beth said...

"Zero chance you can just go down there and top that. ZERO"

Well he'd need to warm up with a 40 yard dash first of course.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Talking with guys that play competitive baseball in our Land O Lakes league in the state, I asked how hard guys throw, and the consensus was that the hardest throwers might touch 85.

And those are guys in their 20s and 30s that actually work out and stay in shape just to play baseball.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Well he'd need to warm up with a 40 yard dash first of course."


Or a race around the bases

kod said...

"why no CL?"


It didn't really become very available in the upper midwest until the early 2000s

Before 2003, it was hard to even find a bar that sold it in the Mpls/St.Paul area

I believe it was my sister's ex who first introduced me to it probably around 2000

kod said...

at the liquor store I used to frequent regularly (and still go everytime I head down to visit family and friends) the manager recently told me that 10 years ago they didn't even carry it, and today it more than doubles the second highest selling beer



Minnesotans must all love CL

El Padrino said...

Zero chance you can just go down there and top that. ZERO


no shit

El Padrino said...

i the hard in high school

told you that

Blue said...

i do the pitching thing everytime i go to a rockies game.

without warmup i'm in the mid 70's

and i always had a "strong arm"...

of course my arm hurts for like 3 days straight after that.

Blue said...

if it was easy to throw in the low 90's everyone would play beisbol

Blue said...

accuracy, not my strong suit

Blue said...

probably why i didn't play much quarterback after my freshman year

Blue said...

also because i didn't play football, but that's beside the point

Blue said...

i tried out for baseball my sophmore year in HS (after basketball ended). I didn't play my freshman year...first ball hit to me at short, i threw about 8 feet over the 1b's head.

calmed down after that...but had a freshman kid they wanted to get PT at short...I should have played catcher.

El Padrino said...

i hit 88 on a gun in college tryout in 2000

ns

but it was straight, didnt even make the team, guys were throwing just as hard with movement and with some nasty breaking type pitchesm plus they all hit well

that tryout humbled me, i thought for sure i could walk on to the team especially since it was community college

boy was i wrong
i was a high school star, your not gonna believe this but i guess it went to my head

Blue said...

by the time tryouts were over, i was ready to just start playing AAU basketball, so didn't care much that I didn't make the team.

El Padrino said...

college team was all spics

they are good at beisbol

Keef said...

LP is the greatest thing since sliced bread

El Padrino said...

i should be on pros vs joes

work some old pro

WORK him

Keef said...

Is that show still on?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"that tryout humbled me"

how long

Keef said...

i hit 88 on a gun in college tryout in 2000




beth's private parts are starting to tingle

Blue said...

was the guy wearing 88 a big dude?

was he pissed you hit him?

El Padrino said...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

"how long"

just for a day or two then i went back to thinking i was incredible

Keef said...

LP is like the little boy on the incredibles

El Padrino said...

one more hour kids

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

My new comfuzer got delivert today

Keef said...

sounds kinky

El Padrino said...

piece

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Excited nervousness time. Applied for Inbound Scheduler position here. Nobody else applied. C'mon life, don't shit on me this time.

Blue said...

what ever happened to Cypress?

Keef said...

Hill?

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"what ever happened to Cypress?"


They kept me in play for 3 weeks, but decided to go with somebody else. Not surprised though. They'd prefer to fill the positions internally first, and I'm handled as an external applicant, which is retarded.

Keef said...

what ever happened to Cypress?



I can't leave Sconnie, so I withdrew.

*fized

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

You wanna see the email?

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Too bad.

Keef said...

oh damn

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

I know. I totally burned you there.

Keef said...

It would have been cooler if you used sike

Keef said...

I got my first "Kevin" at this yob today. Goddamn

Keef said...

Bryce Harper called up

Spaceman Spiff said...

indy got luck his TE fleerner and bmore got upshaw

Spaceman Spiff said...

fleener*

Keef said...

Good luck with Brock Osweiler, blue. He sucks

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Poop

kod said...

"one thing the Rams' two rookie cornerbacks have in common is that both Janoris Jenkins and Trumaine Johnson have had the experience of being tasered by police in the not too distant past."


ha

kod said...

"How do you feel about your favorite team's draft picks?


18%
Ecstatic

53%
Optimistic

23%
Unsure

6%
Angry"


funny how similar the numbers break down between states, the US, and worldwide. I bet you could substitute "your favorite team's draft picks" and "life" and get pretty similar responses

Jugdish said...

I bet you could substitute "your favorite team's draft picks" and "Miller 64” and get pretty similar responses

/mize

Keef said...

ha

Keef said...

working some OT today

Jugdish said...

Im just working today...military days

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

I'm hoping to do nothing of any real value today

Keef said...

Working til 2:00 then going to get the new car

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

I'm having a delicious 64 with lunch

Keef said...

Tonight me & cmk are going here for dinner and then going to see American Reunion. I hope it's not awful.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Pizza two nights in a row?!? You crazy kids.

ToddPacker said...

" I hope it's not awful."

chances are it will be

Keef said...

Pizza two nights in a row?!? You crazy kids.



I know. Pizza is grate. That Spinato's place is my favorite

Keef said...

chances are it will be


Yeah. If it's just ok I'll be cool with that

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

I'm sure it'll be funny

Keef said...

Angles* call up Trout

Keef said...

goddamn, Derrick Rose is frah-jeeel

Spaceman Spiff said...

ref in this miami NY game are disgusting

Spaceman Spiff said...

refs*

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Reactivated my steam account now that I have a suite computer. Been playing Hunting Unlimited 2008. Game's HDH.

Spaceman Spiff said...

heat have a clear and easy path to the finals

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Knicks are lookin' GOOD!

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Who wants to make a Heat NBA champs bet?

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Torn ACL for Rose. Good night, Irene.


KLnicks shoulda tanked those last 2 games

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit angels bullpen didn't blow a game

Spaceman Spiff said...

kellen moore signing with lions

Spaceman Spiff said...

shump officially done too, was obvious, same type play as rose, no one touched him

celtics, bulls, knicks, magic all have big injuries, heat gonna cruise

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"kellen moore signing with lions"


And I'm very happy with that

Spaceman Spiff said...

chokejob by indiana at home, no surprise

ToddPacker said...

Indiana sucks

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Indiana sucks"


100-67

ToddPacker said...

"100-67"

easy meiz... I was just testing the freak bat signal. Knicks probably gonna keep that 10 year winless streak alive

tem said...

House is open.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"easy meiz... I was just testing the freak bat signal. Knicks probably gonna keep that 10 year winless streak alive"


Freak's dead. And he's either stopped tweeting or has BLOCKED me.

kod said...

"And he's either stopped tweeting or has BLOCKED me."


maybe he lurked and caught us making fun of his Peyton tweets

kod said...

freak was not a kod fan, but I liked having him around

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Once he started getting A/V work for popular TV shows it was game over. We got big timed.

I'd never do that to you guys.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

AHIIK

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

I gotta find a new record player

Aitch said...

Freak's last tuite* was 3 hours ago. I think you've been blocked Meiz

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Horse shoes starts this Wednesday. Gotta get ready to defend the 2nd place title.

I want to get my shoes sandblasted and powdercoated this year.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"Freak's last tuite* was 3 hours ago. I think you've been blocked Meiz"


Welp.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Nevermind. I wasn't following him. Twitter arbitrarily unfollows people some times.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Wait. Who is this ridiculously pretty chick my sister was hanging out with this weekend? I need to hang out with my sister more.

Aitch said...

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