Monday, April 16, 2012

I used to read Word Up magazine

I'm not feeling creative today. So this post will be like every other one I've had.

Going to Vegas this weekend for the shitfest. I will use mize's advise* and get my phone connected to the twitter machine. I am also going to have my Flip camera on my self at all times so there will be some YouzTube moments. Can't wait!!! And the fact that she's already creating drama makes it even better.

I went out to the clubs in Scottsdizzle on Saturday night. It was me, NY dude, and this dude from Laos who works with us. I haven't been out in that scene for about 8-9 years, so it was cool. But it really was uneventful. I got drunk as fuck, but it was pretty low key. The best part of the night was when we were leaving one of the bars, and NY Dude made a bad comment about NY. I said that I know a dude from NY and he thinks NY is the greatest place on earth. NY dude says "well your friend in NY is an idiot. Only women think NY is the greatest." that made my night.

I really don't have much else to say. There was some golf and baseball and basketball and hickey* this weekend. I watched all of it except the golf and basketball and hockey. And I really only watched one baseball game, Cincy vs Washngton in Sunday because the MLB package is free on DTV right now.

I hope this week goes by quickly.

186 comments:

Aitch said...

Sorry to hear about your marital issues Keith. NS

Aitch said...

Are we gonna get details about the csil drama or are you gonna be a holder outer on that too?

Aitch said...

Marathon Monday. Wish me luck...

Aitch said...

In keeping with the general douchebaggery of triathletes previously discussed here, there is a guy here getting ready for the marathon with the ironman logo tattooed on his calf. I guess that's the same as putting the sticker on your car.

ToddPacker said...

re: texting

"Im good regardless..."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Beth said...

"In keeping with the general douchebaggery of triathletes previously discussed here, there is a guy here getting ready for the marathon with the ironman logo tattooed on his calf. I guess that's the same as putting the sticker on your car."

Yeah, I've seen guys like that. I'd bet he has at least 3 triathlon related stickers on his car, and you can't talk to him about anything for 5 minutes without him somehow working into the conversation how he's a triathlete.

90% of them are tools in my experience.

Beth said...

And Aitch, I hear people (well the runners) are FREAKING out about how warm it is for the marathon today.

tem said...

It takes lots of time to train for a triatholon. If you have lots of time its because nobody wants to do anything with you. If nobody wants to do anything vwith you then you are a tool.

Ergo anyone who takes it seriously is a tool.

Unless somehow that is their only job. Then they might be ok. But job plus triatholon = tool.

tem said...

I bet the Kenyans are OK with the temp.

tem said...

A text noise isn't going to wake me up. So I don't care when I get texted.

Aitch said...

Yea, Beth, temo is a big concern here amongst the runners. Looking at record highs. Low humidity at least...

Beth said...

"I bet the Kenyans are OK with the temp."

You racist.

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El Padrino said...

"I said that I know a dude from NY and he thinks NY is the greatest place on earth. NY dude says "well your friend in NY is an idiot."

obviously he couldnt cut it here, hence the negativity

El Padrino said...

if you can make here you can make it anywhere

/Frank S.

El Padrino said...

bobby v is already burning boston down to the ground he is awesome

El Padrino said...

it's like he is working, secretly, for O:FB

Aitch said...

Yea, Bobby V. has been very interesting thus far.

Aitch said...

Big morning

tem said...

normal morning

tem said...

without freak nobody has the power to carry on

Blue said...

yankees fans booed tebow

El Padrino said...

pedroia with an awesome burn

El Padrino said...

most yankee fans are giant fans thats why

Blue said...

i just figured most new yorkers are douches

El Padrino said...

so you hung out with ny guy this weekend too?

El Padrino said...

tem, FYI

PFE is relatively cheap right now and pays a nice dividend

#1 pharmaceutical company in the world

Jugdish said...

LOV is also cheap...$10 for a year

El Padrino said...

brilliant idea btw, Flynt is a genius

titty truck >>> taco truck

El Padrino said...

"Brides-to-be using feeding tubes through noses to lose weight..."

that's a great idea

s

El Padrino said...

yo the flyers/penguins serious is hdh

El Padrino said...

fucking spain

El Padrino said...

food network launching their own open table service

El Padrino said...

Dole Seven Lettuces salad with an April 11, 2012, expiration date, UPC code 71430 01057 and Product Codes 0577N089112A and 0577N089112B is being recalled. In all, 756 cases distributed in 15 states, including Illinois, are being recalled, according to a release from the company.

Keef said...

The first TV commercial ran on July 1, 1941.

Keef said...

In all, 756 cases distributed in 15 states, including Illinois


"including Illinois" made me laugh. Like, what makes Illinois so special that it gets a shoutout

El Padrino said...

McDonald’s has increased the number of U.S. stores open around the clock to 40% (up from 36% a year ago), with 89% open by 5 a.m. The midnight-to-5-a.m. period is McDonald’s fastest-growing daypart, the Wall Street Journal reported earlier this year

BEAST

El Padrino said...

"including Illinois" made me laugh. Like, what makes Illinois so special that it gets a shoutout"

it was a CNP from the Chicago Tribune

Keef said...

Are we gonna get details about the csil drama or are you gonna be a holder outer on that too?


Cmk & hsil put this weekend together for csil, and they wanted a theme for the weekend. Csil wanted it to have an 80s theme for bolth* nights. So they go out and buy 80s shit for both nights. On Friday, csil says that her bf said he couldn't find 80s shit and didn't have enough time to find something, so she said that she only wants to do 80s night on Friday and on Saturday we'll all just dress up and go out. Cmk & hsil told csil they already boat* stuff so they're still going to wear the 80s stuff on Saturday. Csil threw one of her patented fits, saying that this is going to ruin her birthday because then on Saturday night we won't look like a "group" because some people will be dressed differently. Then she pulls the "well maybe I just shouldn't go next weekend" card.

White woman* problems

Keef said...

it was a CNP from the Chicago Tribune



OIC. Then that makes cents*

El Padrino said...

"csil says that her bf said he couldn't find 80s shit"

so he doesnt want to wear it

got it

El Padrino said...

gollum back

ruined my day already with a raw milk speech followed by a cow torturing video compounded by a classic email contradicting my email from thursday, when he wasnt here

like bro, i did that already

Keef said...

so he doesnt want to wear it



Well yeah.

El Padrino said...

neon sunglasses, $3, sold just about every party store

done and done

no need for an entire outfit thats for chicks

Keef said...

preaching to the choir

Keef said...

What makes me laugh is that csil is saying that if we're all dressed up normally, then we'll look like a group.
It's fucking Vegas. Everyone dresses up.

Keef said...

Actually the part that makes me laugh the most is her saying she just won't go. Cmk uses those types of threats all the time. She actually used the same threat last week when I said I was going to move into the other room for a while.

tem said...

"tem, FYI

PFE is relatively cheap right now and pays a nice dividend

#1 pharmaceutical company in the world"

do they have a cure for cancer?

tem said...

or a vaccine?

El Padrino said...

no but they have a cure for your face

Keef said...

that's ya-huge

El Padrino said...

LMC

Keef said...

No

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

yes

/cmblue

Blue said...

today is purple monday

the fuck is the rockies promotion department thinking?

El Padrino said...

gotta be able to compete with Patriot Day somehow

El Padrino said...

"John Mara, a member of the NFL Competition Committee, told Giants.com that the league has considered eliminating kickoffs to enhance player safety"

wft

Keef said...

They should just make all kickoffs onside kicks

El Padrino said...

half are touchbacks anyway now

tem said...

they considered it for 1 second.

Blue said...

""John Mara, a member of the NFL Competition Committee, told Giants.com that the league has considered eliminating kickoffs to enhance player safety""

just put it on the 20...if it's good enough for intramurals, it's good enough for the NFL

Spaceman Spiff said...

go play intramurals brother, go play intramurals

tem said...

the people that get hurt on kickoffs aren't even the good players.

i guess that's why they want to eliminate it. i mean, why does the NFL want to pay anything to some scrub because he got his bell rung?

tem said...

and if they cut the kickoffs out they could reduce the numbers of players per team and make even more money.

tem said...

other players would get paid more.

basically the good players and the owners can split what they pay the scrubs and what they pay for insurance and medical bills on the scrubs in half.

Meiz said...

"i guess that's why they want to eliminate it. i mean, why does the NFL want to pay anything to some scrub because he got his bell rung?"


Because they're the ones volunteering to run through the raindrops.

Keef said...

What if it's not raining?

Meiz said...

On the kick return team, it is ALWAYS raining.

Jugdish said...

RAINDROP!!!!!

tem said...

we'd all still watch if they started at the 20 every time.

Meiz said...

"we'd all still watch if they started at the 20 every time."


This is true. Are we eliminating punting, while we're at it?

tem said...

yes.

punts are all done using a madden simulator.

Blue said...

punts aren't as bad because you can't really setup the blocking schemes 30 yards back

Blue said...

i mean, you could, but i'd run fake punts at you all the time

Keef said...

every punt return has to be a fair catch

tem said...

you are an nfl coach now?

Blue said...

yes

Meiz said...

Fresh tuna, salmonella, 20 states. Don't eat any tuna for a minute, Spiff.

tem said...

20 states including illinois?

Keef said...

twitter set up on my phone now. Will use it a lot this weekend.

tem said...

prospects of csil stories almost make we willing to sign up for twitter.

but i won't

tem said...

is OG dinner tonight or tomorrow?

El Padrino said...

not really fresh tuna but "tuna slime" to make like americanized sushi like spicy tuna rolls

tem said...

or yesterday?

tem said...

or some other day?

Keef said...

mize
If I have a pic, can I just send that in the text and it will be added as a link on the tweet?

El Padrino said...

star wars bedroom for meiz

Keef said...

is OG dinner tonight or tomorrow?



Your reader must of* been off yesterday. We got OG takeout last night. thanks

El Padrino said...

For the second time in 10 years, a Queens man broke into Diddy's swanky East Hampton, N.Y., estate, "gorging on fancy food and high-end liquor while parading through the palace in the hip-hop magnate’s finest clothes," according to the Post. “I stay there a lot, but Sean gets funny sometimes about me staying there,” said Quamine Taylor, who has been trying to convince cops he's Diddy's cousin and/or "close personal friend."


hilarity

gotta be Bro Man

El Padrino said...

Renaissance Man Justin Timberlake Launches a Home Line

i really want rich

Keef said...

prospects of csil stories almost make we willing to sign up for twitter.



It probably won't be that entertaining

Keef said...

i really want rich



rodriguez?

tem said...

the reader does not work weekends.

El Padrino said...

"If I have a pic, can I just send that in the text and it will be added as a link on the tweet?"

what phone do you ahve?

take pic
Send the pic to twitter

tem said...

takeout?

you didn't go for the ambiance?

for a waitress to know what you wanted even if you ordered something different?

you didn't go for a good time?

Keef said...

the reader does not work weekends.



Cheapskate

Keef said...

what phone do you ahve?

take pic
Send the pic to twitter




That's what I'm asking. Can I put the pic in the SMS text? I have an LG EnV touch

Keef said...

takeout?


Yeah. I had a rough day yesterday, didn't feel like sitting in a restaurant

tem said...

wouldn't the OG make the day better?

Keef said...

wouldn't the OG make the day better?


It did

Keef said...

We had OG at home. It made the day better. Then we went and got some froyo, and that made the better day better

Blue said...

and then you slept in the guest room...which made it the best day

Keef said...

yes

Keef said...

I was happy to read that O'Sheas isn't going to close until 4/30, so we can play some beer pong whilst we're there

El Padrino said...

a rough sunday?

Meiz said...

"If I have a pic, can I just send that in the text and it will be added as a link on the tweet?"


I wish. That's one thing they don't have hooked up for the non-smartphone users.

El Padrino said...

That's what I'm asking. Can I put the pic in the SMS text? I have an LG EnV touch


yes, MMS test is pictures I think

Keef said...

a rough sunday?


hanged* over

Keef said...

I wish. That's one thing they don't have hooked up for the non-smartphone users.



goddman

Blue said...

ep is so out of twitter touch

Keef said...

this appears to contradict what mize said

Blue said...

meiz must have T-mobile

El Padrino said...

what im right

Meiz said...

Hm. I've never been able to Text a pic in. Maybe they changed it. I haven't tried in a while.

Blue said...

your a gotdarn genius

Meiz said...

Sent in a test. Lemme know if it worked.

Keef said...

Maybe they changed it


Maybe. That link was updated September 21st

Keef said...

Sent in a test. Lemme know if it worked.



workt

Meiz said...

Awesome. Twitter's gonna get out of hand.

Meiz said...

Maybe it never worked before because of service up north. Either way, I might end up being a twitter pic'ing fool.

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Recently, Jets super virile cornerback Antonio Cromartie had his second child with wife Terricka—which means he now has 10 kids by eight different women in six states."

BEAST

El Padrino said...

classy

tem said...

10 known kids from 8 different womean in 6 states, including illinois.

Spaceman Spiff said...

2pac hologram performance at coachella

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

hilarity was re: tem's comment obviously

Spaceman Spiff said...

headbutt GnP KO

Aitch said...

Antonio Cromartie - promoting family values one kid at a time.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Keef said...

note to self

Keef said...

wall

Keef said...

who is @ninjarobot5000

El Padrino said...

Tyler

tem said...

a ninja and a robot?

El Padrino said...

sara underwood holy smokes

kod said...

"yo the flyers/penguins serious is hdh"



^^^^^^^^^^^^^


rooting for the Flyers this playoffs; mostly because of Matt Read....2 goals last night, not too shabby for a rook

(wohoooo!! /Bemidji)

Blue said...

"2pac hologram performance at coachella"

or was that the real 2pac

Blue said...

i never realized that ninja robot was tyler.

well shit, that guys a funny guy

Keef said...

SFGiants sign LHP Madison Bumgarner to 5-year extension with club/vesting option for 2018 and club option for 2019.

Blue said...

"headbutt GnP KO"

can't believe the big buff dude got worked...WORKED

El Padrino said...

you are all slowly becoming el pad

it's funny

El Padrino said...

kod you arent allowed to root for philly team no matter the circumstances

El Padrino said...

my question is how much canadian ass does barry melrose get?

Meiz said...

"who is @ninjarobot5000"


jeezaloo

tem said...

what is a sara underwood?

El Padrino said...

a dime

El Padrino said...

sara

El Padrino said...

i like this one

Blue said...

sara jean underwood

is the chick who posed in playboy and most famously was the cover girl when she went to Oregon State, had the painted on OSU jersey

Blue said...

"jeezaloo"

i don't know how many times i tried to figure this out.

Blue said...

maybe

kod said...

geez, so next year NE has the easiest schedule, and GB second-easiest


I suppose most of it comes down to whatever divisions you play that year


should maybe help the Vikes get to 5-11, maybe

Keef said...

maybe

kod said...

"kod you arent allowed to root for philly team no matter the circumstances"



for some weird reason (although I think it's mostly b/c of the unis) I loved both the Flyers and Phillies as a little kid

I no longer care for the Phillies, but I'm still ok with the Flyers, and with the BSU rookie catching fire, it's really the only logical choice here (since Winnipeg didn't make it either)

But, if it gets there, I'll try to root for the Blues over the Flyers, I've always loved the St. Louis Blues...and I like to see teams that have sucked seemingly forever finally do well (b/c most Minni teams have sucked for seemingly forever)

Keef said...

tmht

tem said...

pens were the favorites to go to the cup finals, now they are getting beat up bad.

tem pick was phlyers* in 6. i feel good about that even if it ends up being phylers* in 4.

Keef said...

How much of an underdog is Evans this weekend? I might put some money on him.

El Padrino said...

sure you will

tem said...

no idear*

fwiw tem is going to pick an evans win.

El Padrino said...

i love that the garden was chanting USA USA USA at the Ranger game sat

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

evans was around +400 at first, don't know about now

Keef said...

sure you will



What else would I do in Vegas, moran*

Keef said...

evans was around +400 at first, don't know about now



Suite. I would put a little money on that

tem said...

i'd bet on evans

Keef said...

are you trying to tell me something?

Blue said...

"evans was around +400 at first, don't know about now"

-160

Keef said...

Someone is fucking with this post. They changed it to a draft so it disappeared

Blue said...

i can't find it in the drafts

Blue said...

oh, because you changed it back

Keef said...

I published it again because it said draft

Blue said...

i blame freak

Keef said...

probably

Aitch said...

I'd like to see Carrie Underwood in those same poses, but yeah Sara is pretty fuckin hot.

Keef said...

A piece of history from the University of Alabama's championship run was shattered on Saturday afternoon following the Crimson Tide's annual A-Day scrimmage.
The Coaches' Trophy from this season's BCS national title was accidentally knocked off its podium and shattered by a current player's father whose foot got caught on a rug that sits beneath the trophy display. The Waterford Crystal trophy was on display in the Mal Moore Athletic Facility halls, home to coach Nick Saban's office and other athletic personnel.

Aitch said...

Oops. That guy must feel like a tool.

Aitch said...

Capitals fans are being encouraged to wear masks of Obama to tonight's game to welcome Tim Thomas back to Washington.

Keef said...

That guy must feel like a tool




I don't think he does triathalons

Aitch said...

But do you know that for a fact?

Keef said...

He's in Alabama. I'm gonna guess he doesn't do triathalons

Keef said...

It's triatholon

/tem

Aitch said...

Wall

Meiz said...

Kirkland rising crust pizza. Authentico!

tem said...

Triatholon is grate. Lp is making me dumb.

Voice stuff.....I guess Christina didn't like that guy and booted him.

ToddPacker said...

Gay* stuff.....I guess Christina didn't like that guy and booted him.

*fixed

tem said...

Your face is gay

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