Tuesday, April 10, 2012

hedgehog style

What's your favorite big band?

Baseball is like 4 games in....somehow I don't care. Playoff hockey starts soon. Pens vs flyers should be a good series. I say flyers in 6. I don't think the Blue Jackets made it this year. They are the opposite of good. They need contracted.

Ozzie guillen is in lots of trouble. Big chance he just resigns today. Apparently Castro is the Cuban Hitler. Or so says Dan LeBetard on TV today.

I worked out this morning. I told Cmtem if I worked out in the morning then I got to motorist her tonight whenever I wanted to. She underestimated how easy it is to bribe me. Either that or she knew exactly what she was doing.

Went to home depot to look at lawnmowers. They were not cheap. I just want one that cuts the grass, where do I find that? I don't need one that drives itself or cuts the grass into fine particles that go in a special bag. Just give me one that cuts the grass and leaves the grass on the ground. I am ok with grass on the ground.

How is blue's job search going?

How is meiz's job search going?

Don't send any thank yous. /LP

Golf sucked me in Sunday, I almost wanted to play it again. By Monday night that feeling was gone. Golf sucks.

Warren sap has had a good job for like 15years in a row and still is bankrupt? Wft?

184 comments:

El Padrino said...

sup my niggas

El Padrino said...

easter was great the best thing i ate was lamb

El Padrino said...

i also made tasty sangria

Beth said...

"I worked out this morning. I told Cmtem if I worked out in the morning then I got to motorist her tonight whenever I wanted to."

"Motorist"? Is this some new sex thing I haven't heard about?

Jugdish said...

Motorist is in the same category as the Keef Sanchez

El Padrino said...

yeah what's motorist

you gonna motorboat then angry tiger?

tem said...

Motorist is auto correct for motorboat.

tem said...

Or motorist is I get to drive her around the house like she was a car. Sort of a reverse Amish plow.

El Padrino said...

demetress bell was fathered by the mailman

El Padrino said...

mailman always delivers

El Padrino said...

"I get to drive her around the house like she was a car. Sort of a reverse Amish plow."


trying this tonight

tem said...

i find it odd that H posts status updated about having a good talk with his ex gf / baby mamma.

tem said...

*status updates...

Jugdish said...

trying this tonight

No

/cmlp

Aitch said...

"i find it odd that H posts status updated about having a good talk with his ex gf /baby mamma."

Why?

Aitch said...

"Is this some new sex thing I haven't heard about?"

Like that is possible.

Beth said...

"Like that is possible."

Well when I thought it might be something new, I couldn't decide if I should be excited or disappointed.

Keef said...

You motoristing sonofabitch

El Padrino said...

love this commercial

El Padrino said...

guillen suspended 5 years

El Padrino said...

/roger goodell

El Padrino said...

aja 5 games

and he cannot order any ropa vieja in the state limits of Florida

tem said...

"Why?"

i find it odd when people post personal stuff on facebook.

for me, i wouldn't want people to know that cmtem and i had a fight, then met and talked it over and that meeting was good. its none of everyone else's business.

El Padrino said...

yeah stick to non-private updates like "this greek yougurt is awesome"

tem said...

some of my relatives do that stuff to more of an extreme than H does. they post every detail about every conversation they have.

then the comment section goes crazy with people taking sides. i guess that is why people do it though, nobody ever comments on my posts, but if i posted something personal i bet they would.

El Padrino said...

facebook bought instagram

1 billion

a shitty app fetches 1 billion
this is the craziest times ever

kod said...

"From Elias: The Twins became only the third major-league team in the past 40 years to begin a season with four consecutive losses while scoring two or fewer runs in each game. The other teams to do that over the last four decades were the 1988 Orioles (who started the season with 21 consecutive losses on the way to a 54-107 record) and the 2003 Tigers (who finished 43-119, the worst record for any major-league team since the 1962 Mets)."



that's promising

El Padrino said...

"they post every detail about every conversation they have."

exactly why im not on facebook
it infuriates me

my sister does shit like this
it's embarassing

tem said...

"that's promising"

we are due for a team to start like that then win it all.


as soon as they hire Lou Brown they'll be winners.

Keef said...

We waste, collectively, $7.5 billion worth of gas just sitting in traffic every year.

Keef said...

yougurt is bad typer

Keef said...

they post every detail about every conversation they have.
then the comment section goes crazy with people taking sides. i guess that is why people do it though, nobody ever comments on my posts, but if i posted something personal i bet they would.




This is basically how the attaitchion whore era started

Keef said...

exactly why im not on facebook
it infuriates me




Like Twitter is any different

Keef said...

facebook bought instagram

1 billion



cumfast

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Apparently Castro is the Cuban Hitler. Or so says Dan LeBetard on TV today."

then he said something like 'let's not compare atrocities', was funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

"a shitty app fetches 1 billion
this is the craziest times ever"

them having around 20 employees+investors combined is crazy, not that the money is being split evenly or anything but damn

El Padrino said...

"Like Twitter is any different"

it is different

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Warren sap has had a good job for like 15years in a row and still is bankrupt? Wft? "

WFT should be added when an athlete doesn't go broke like this guy won't

sapp's assets include 240 pairs of jordans

Keef said...

it is different



How so?

El Padrino said...

colov

El Padrino said...

twitter is more about news updates and branding

facebook is all about interaction and connecting with friends and family, photo sharing, games

posts last longer on facebook and get read by more people, appear stcuk on the timeline for awhile

tweets come and go

El Padrino said...

if you think they are the same you're doing it wrong

Tyler said...

My favorite big band was the Desi Arnaz Orchestra.

Keef said...

posts last longer on facebook and get read by more people, appear stcuk on the timeline for awhile



Alright. I'll agree with that. People still put stupid shit on Twitter that tem mentioned and get responses. It's just not in the form of a timeline

Keef said...

My favorite big band was the Fat Boys

Keef said...

swidt

Tyler said...

I will agree with Aitch if he makes the comment that the Desi Arnaz Orchestra is NOT metal.

Tyler said...

swidt

I saw.

El Padrino said...

stupid shit last forever on facebook

see aitch's timeline for example

twitter is a blog, a microblog actually where streams of conciousness live freely

facebook is like a social network (see what i did ther)

it's an actual place almost

Keef said...

stupid shit last forever on facebook

see aitch's timeline for example

twitter is a blog, a microblog actually where streams of conciousness live freely




So your* saying that if I went to your Twitter page it wouldn't show old tweets?

Keef said...

LP knows a lot about FB for a person who "doesn't" use FB

El Padrino said...

you'd have to look for it and that is pretty much the point you dont have to look for it on fuckbook, like research, click on my timeline or something like that

who does that, it's like clicking through all my old El Padrino blog postings

they show the most recent i think like 2 or 3 if you click on the user name

El Padrino said...

i read

facebook is a business

Spaceman Spiff said...

no time for that shit

El Padrino said...

word

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh lord jesus it's a fart

El Padrino said...

online porn

El Padrino said...

sfw it's an article

Tyler said...

Stephon Marbury is getting a bronze statue

Keef said...

you'd have to look for it and that is pretty much the point you dont have to look for it on fuckbook, like research, click on my timeline or something like that



The timelines on both Twitter and FB move down as more people you are "friends" with post things. So eventually, the posts for both applications move down to the point that you have to look for it. So H's post from yesterday on FB is visible almost right away, but eventually it will move off into Bolivia* as more people post things. So then you'd have to click on his profile to see it. Just like on Twitter

Tyler said...

My favorite part of that article:

"he couldn't officially be named the series' most valuable player, thanks to a CBA rule stipulating that no foreign-born player can win the CBA's regular season or postseason MVP awards"

Yep, totally legit league.

El Padrino said...

it's not the same keef

it's just not

it's similar i will give you that much

Keef said...

who does that, it's like clicking through all my old El Padrino blog postings

they show the most recent i think like 2 or 3 if you click on the user name



it would only show the most recent 2 or 3 if those 2 or 3 posts were like a brazillion words each. Your blog probably shows at least the most recent 15-20 posts without having to click on the more posts link

El Padrino said...

thanks to a CBA rule stipulating that no foreign-born player can win the CBA's regular season or postseason MVP awards"

racist

Keef said...

it's similar i will give you that much




No apology necessary. This is just conversation

Jugdish said...

Yeah its not exactly the same, but they are way more similar than they are different. There is just a stigma associated with Facebook you dont want to be a part of.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"it would only show the most recent 2 or 3 if those 2 or 3 posts were like a brazillion words each."

when you click a name now, a small window opens with a few tweets, you have to click 'view more tweets' to go to the page


unless you used 'open in new tab'

Jugdish said...

Twitter is Facebook lite...colov

Keef said...

There is just a stigma associated with Facebook you dont want to be a part of.




THIS

Keef said...

when you click a name now, a small window opens with a few tweets, you have to click 'view more tweets' to go to the page




Ah. I thought LP meant his blog only showed 2-3 posts when you click on it

Spaceman Spiff said...

twitter i look at pics of chicks i don't know, fb i look at pics of chicks i do know

El Padrino said...

there is a stigma associated with your face that i do not want to be a part of

Tyler said...

"Drew Storen will visit Dr. James Andrews after feeling tenderness in his elbow during a sim game."

Doesn't a trip to Dr. Andrews mean you're 99.9999% likely to have surgery?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity, is he on the DL all-stars this season

El Padrino said...

twitter : whitney died

facebook : omg whitney died no way i am totally so sad right now ::INSERT YOUTUBE VIDEO OF WHITNEY SONG THIS GIRL JUST HEARD 1 MINUTE AGO::

:(

this is such a diffucult day

El Padrino said...

i prefer strangers over family

El Padrino said...

starbury is awesome

Jugdish said...

Twitter: you choose who you follow


Facebook: you choose who you follow

Tyler said...

"hilarity, is he on the DL all-stars this season"

No, I steered clear of him in all of my drafts.

Tyler said...

However, the DL All-Stars were not able to avoid the Andrew Bailey grenade. Should have seen that one coming.

El Padrino said...

keef hacked jug's account

Jugdish said...

Keef hacked your face

Jugdish said...

Keef hacked your face

Keef said...

i hacked your face

El Padrino said...

and they are dating now

El Padrino said...

who wants traded on alomar aids?

everyone

send offers

Spaceman Spiff said...

duda for victorino, done

Keef said...

who does alomar aids have? I'm BLOCKT! BLOCKT! at work

Keef said...

I'll trade Johan

Blue said...

You all make good points

Blue said...

Except tem, he'll learn that motorizing can be promised, but it's the follow through that is key. I learned a long time ago, get the motorizing first then do your end of the deal or there will be a lack of motorizing

Blue said...

You learn that in marriage 201

Keef said...

You learn that in marriage 201



I dropped out before that year

/LP

El Padrino said...

and yes tem, i porked while mom slept in the living room

BEAST

El Padrino said...

man lamar odom is a woman

El Padrino said...

he is from queens so that explains it

Keef said...

Dude has been through more shit in his life that you could ever imagine

Keef said...

than*

Keef said...

porked. nice

El Padrino said...

"Dude has been through more shit in his life that you could ever imagine"

i know his life story

either way he has made something of his life and gets paid millions to shoot hoops


now he doesnt want to do that cuz he got traded

cmon

El Padrino said...

"Anyway, not much is known about the BK Bacon Sundae except that it's being tested in Nashville"

summitt 3?

Keef said...

cmk made chocolate covered bacon last week. It was grate

El Padrino said...

this should have made the SNL cut

Meiz said...

Twitter: Where you want to have drinks with complete strangers.


Facebook: Where I want to throw drinks on people I know.

El Padrino said...

"cmk made chocolate covered bacon last week. It was grate"

hello 200lbs!

what is she a pastry chef or something, everything she makes is a suite

Keef said...

hello 200lbs!



Getting close. I was 195 this weekend

Keef said...

what is she a pastry chef or something, everything she makes is a suite




That's the shit she likes making. I cook all the dinners and stuff. She makes desserts

tem said...

"You learn that in marriage 201"

i'm still in my first year. that is a sophomore course.

El Padrino said...

suite deal

tem said...

200lbs would be dropping about 20lbs for me.


when i read "hello 200lbs" i think someone is going on a diet.

Meiz said...

"200lbs would be dropping about 20lbs for me."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Aitch said...

You guys exaggerate more shit then* a bunch of women, I swear to god. It's not like I detailed our conversation down to the minute. All I said was we had a good conversation and we'll see what the future holds.

El Padrino said...

fag

El Padrino said...

santorum out

tem said...

it is still odd to me.

Aitch said...

Your face is odd to me.

tem said...

could be. i doubt you see such beauty in mass.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"You guys exaggerate more shit then* a bunch of women, I swear to god"

lol

Beth said...

"You guys exaggerate more shit then* a bunch of women, I swear to god"

And also like women, you'll never hear the end of it.

Keef said...

i doubt you see such beauty in mass.



Are you saying your face is massive?

tem said...

i might be

tem said...

or that it goes to church

El Padrino said...

reading abnout that midget actor from game of thrones

this guy is like a killer on that show or what

he was the man in Elf

Keef said...

Suite

Keef said...

TP will love that link

El Padrino said...

we get urban meyer is a dick

El Padrino said...

*it

Spaceman Spiff said...

kinsler 5/75mil extension

brandon phillips 6/72.5mil extension

Spaceman Spiff said...

ted red band trailer

mcfarlane says if you like family guy, you'll like this movie so don't watch keef

macfarlane's voice is a distraction in it because of family guy

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit, forgot about meg too

El Padrino said...

Titanic anniversary today

Spaceman Spiff said...

titanic

El Padrino said...

fuck this lady

El Padrino said...

"titanic"

see what im sayin
fuck facebook

El Padrino said...

our generation is the last of the mohicans

the generation behind us are dumb as shit

Blue said...

I knew titanic was real

Spaceman Spiff said...

"man lamar odom is a woman"

'Mark Cuban asked Lamar Odom whether he was "in or out." Odom didn't like that ... and he was out the next day'

ahahahahhahahah

fuck you, pay me

/odom

suite trade cuban

Aitch said...

"see what im sayin
fuck facebook"

You realize those are tweets, right?

El Padrino said...

of course that's what it makes it even funnier

Jugdish said...

of course that's what it makes it even funnier


That you didn't realize?

Aitch said...

Yes it does make it funnier since you argue one is nothing like the other, yet confused them.

Keef said...

I did that on porpoise*

/LP

El Padrino said...

duh they had hashtags

El Padrino said...

The Textspresso Makes Coffee When You Text It

dumber and dumber

tem said...

Ted looks OK.

tem said...

"the generation behind us are dumb as shit"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ALL DAY

tem said...

people put hashtags in facebook posts all the time.

i have no idear* if it does anything.

El Padrino said...

David Wright has been scratched from tonight’s game with a jammed right pinky, according to SNY’s Matt Dunn.


jesus christ man

tem said...

what's your favorite porn series el pad?

El Padrino said...

porn series?

like a sitcom

tem said...

like all the porn series out there. hot mom, milf, whatever.

i imagine you have a favorite.

tem said...

came up at work, i figured you would know the most about porn of anyone i know, so i'm asking you.

something about sex teacher was one guy's favorite.


i have no idea why this came up.

i said i like alexis texas.

Keef said...

Tonight's Girlfriend is a good one.



what?

Keef said...

Free agent major-leaguer Vladimir Guerrero surrendered this morning in Bani, Dominican Republic, according to Dominican Today's website, after police had issued an all points bulletin for his arrest for alleged “aggression against” a police major and for starting a brawl in a disco.
Dominican Today reported that South Region Police director Juan Ramon de la Cruz Martinez announced Guerrero’s surrender in connection with the charges related to a fight at El Punto, a club in Bani.
Vladimir Guerrero played for the Orioles in 2011. (AP Photo)However, the publication reported that several community leaders and Guerrero’s brother Wilton defended the player’s integrity, and denied that he assaulted a police major.
Police spokesman Maximo Baez said one of Guerrero’s brothers, two cousins and a worker were being held for their alleged part in what was described as “a melee.”

El Padrino said...

"i imagine you have a favorite."

alexis texas is rotund i like

i generally like the amateur category then specifically depends on my mood, sometimes i just look for a hot chich* or go for creampie compilations or blowjobs, there is this one couple on youporn jessica and dave pretty solid she is not hot but her ass and fucking stile* is amazing

once in awhile i go ethnic and check out the brazilian chicks they can fuck for days

El Padrino said...

dont care for milf videos since im married to one

El Padrino said...

never understood why these players go back to the shitty islands they came from

Keef said...

Goddamn. LP broke that down Jay Bilas style

tem said...

i knew he'd do a good job with the question. it is in his wheelhouse.

Keef said...

the czar of the spanktravision

El Padrino said...

The Massachusetts Aggression Reduction Center found this out by surveying third graders. Among their findings: 20% of them had a cell phone. By fifth grade, it’s 40% and by middle school, it’s over 80%.

Also, 90% of third-graders are online.

El Padrino said...

santana/strasburg tomorrow

rain though

Keef said...

I have bolth Santana & Stras

Aitch said...

Xvideos. Chloe Lamb. Hot as hell.

El Padrino said...

piece

ToddPacker said...

"TP will love that link"

eh, sounds like sour grapes... all grate coaches are dicks. that being said I can't wait until the mini heart attacks come back if Michigan beats urb

Meiz said...

"Went to home depot to look at lawnmowers."

Sears

Keef said...

done & done

Spaceman Spiff said...

petrino out

Keef said...

I wouldn't be surprised if Guillen gets fired before Friday

tem said...

Leading lawnmower candidate is at Sears.

Blue said...

Hire a Mexican to cut your grass

Meiz said...

Try to find a place that sells Toro. They're the bomb.

Blue said...

Toro is the name of my mexican

tem said...

Not a lot of Mexicans up here. We get somalians.

tem said...

The mexicans we do have actually have jobs.

Blue said...

Jobs like lawnmowers?

Blue said...

Jobs like lawnmowers?

Blue said...

Do you have any Asians?

Keef said...

Go fish

Keef said...

goddamn

Meiz said...

"ted red band trailer"


awesome. I am going to see Ted.

Aitch said...

"Goddamn"

Keef with the feel good link of the day.

AJA, I never heard about this before. Makes you think the media criticism referenced in that entry is valid. If 5 white people had carjacked, raped, and murdered a black couple, it would be covered ad nauseum.

Keef said...

Truth

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