Thursday, April 12, 2012

Castro sucks! /Ozzie

Who really cares about Petrino's phone records? Everyone knows he had an affair and he has already been fired. He's got to work all that out with his wife.

Bynum had 30 rebounds last night...that's a lot. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!! /bmh

I don't like Steven Tyler as a judge on American Idol. Even before he speaks, he looks like a clown in the clothes he wears. Then it gets worse when he speaks.

Jug's house update: Not good right now...still no showings on my house. I've dropped the price once already and will consider trying to lease it out in the near future. That's not really the route I'd like to go in, I'd rather just be rid of it. fmjug and I are going to start looking at house tonight with our realtor.

I may or may not be going to San Antonio this weekend. fmjug's sister is ready to have a baby, and her due date is Friday. We'll head out there if she has it by Saturday. I like road trips.

No /Axel Rose

kod

I want to go to a baseball game soon.

That is all...go!

174 comments:

Beth said...

From LOVad:

Meiz said...
"why so many empty seats at the bucks game?"
- NBA is expensive.
- The Bradley Center is a shit hole.
- White people are terrified of black people.


Ok, now I understand how it works. Atlanta has empty seats because they suck as a sports town, but when the Bucks have empty seats it's not the fans' fault.

It's good to know these things.

Aitch said...

Bitter Beth face

Aitch said...

That's too bad about Axel*. He's always been a huge douchebag, but GnR is one of my favorite bands. A one time only reunion would be cool.

El Padrino said...

i would say dont buy a new house without selling the old house but that's just my take

El Padrino said...

great playoff game last night meiz

El Padrino said...

like how the fans showed up for it

S

Blue said...

blah

El Padrino said...

putin is awesome

El Padrino said...

bossman leaving for the weekend some time today

the question is, what movie am i watching at my desk this afternoon

Beth said...

"Wall Street"

That way if you get busted you can say it's research for work.

El Padrino said...

not a bad idea

tem said...

" would say dont buy a new house without selling the old house but that's just my take"

wait, you are showing financial restraint??

tem said...

jug you'll probably need to rent that house out.

sucks, but it if what it if.

tem said...

yahoo! has an article "Dog saves puppy from swimming pool "


1) fucking pools

2) instead of filming this shit why didn't the person help the dogs out?

wow, look that puppy is drowning! wow look that mom dog is trying to save it. i better tape this shit! fucking people and their cameras.

El Padrino said...

apple fucked on this e-book scandal

tem said...

explain

tem said...

wall

El Padrino said...

us justice dept sued apple and a bunch of other publishers claiming they worked together to raise the prices of e-books

collusion i believe it the legal term

amazon was charging $10 for new shit and publishers were not thrilled with that since the cut for them was like 30%

so jobs was like you b check this out we'll charge $12-$15 for e-books so the publishers cut was higher based on retail, trying to squeeze amazon to raise thier prices and cut into the kindles popularity

it's anti-trust, they will lose

Blue said...

that's not anti-trust.


anti-trust would have been if jobs had called Bezos and said, lets all start charging $15, i'll do it if you do it.

Blue said...

if apple raised the prices of the books and market forces made Amazon do the same, that's not collusion

El Padrino said...

anti-trust can mean unfair business practices too and that would fall into that category

you are referring to monopolizing the e-book market between the leaders

El Padrino said...

"if apple raised the prices of the books and market forces made Amazon do the same, that's not collusion"

it is if it was planned with the top 5 publishers to get amazon to raise it's price so the publishers can reap better profits

El Padrino said...

that is pretty much the definition of collusion

tem said...

The following types of activity are often subject to antitrust scrutiny.

Price fixing: An agreement between business competitors selling the same product or service regarding its pricing

Bid rigging: A form of price fixing and market allocation that involves an agreement in which one party of a group of bidders will be designated to win the bid
Geographic market allocation: An agreement between competitors not to compete within each other's geographic territories.

Walker Process fraud: Illegal monopolization through the maintenance and enforcement of a patent obtained via fraud on the Patent Office (the term comes from the Supreme Court case Walker Process Equipment, Inc. v. Food Machinery & Chemical Corp., 382 U.S. 172 (1965)).


blessed be

Jugdish said...

Steve Yobs ordered the code red

El Padrino said...

"the Justice Department slapped Apple and five of the largest book publishers with an antitrust lawsuit, charging that the companies colluded to raise the price of e-books"

"The inquiry hinged on the question of whether publishers, at the urging of Steven P. Jobs, then Apple’s chief executive, agreed to adopt a new policy in 2010 that in essence coordinated the price of newly released e-books at the price offered in Apple’s iBookstore — typically between $12.99 and $14.99."

tem said...

"DOJ is likely to lose e-book antitrust suit targeting Apple
Antitrust experts say feds have "far better case" for price fixing against publishers, three of which have settled, than they do against Apple."


that's from the letters from CNET to the Romans.

El Padrino said...

it's ok blue you are weary from a long flight and cabinet making

El Padrino said...

well im sure apple has top notch lawyers and will probably settle

Spaceman Spiff said...

metta world peace last 3 games

26 points 10/15 FG
19 points 8/13 FG
23 points 8/10 FG

goddman


his suitest shot last night

El Padrino said...

saw that on highlights was hilarity

tem said...

kobe was holding him back

tem said...

i half assed a TCS prize pack out the door yesterday.

El Padrino said...

no more humans eventually

El Padrino said...

did you guys know it's National Grilled Cheese Month?

Spaceman Spiff said...

didn't know that, been wanting to make some short ribs or oxtails and using the leftovers for some grilled cheese

El Padrino said...

im looking for the milk truck now

El Padrino said...

vescey and north end ave

not gonna happen

El Padrino said...

actually that is doable if i take the ferry

Blue said...

based on tem's wikipedia note. there aren't any anti-trust violations that apple would be in trouble for

Blue said...

apple is free to negotiate any kind of contract they want with the publishers, that's part of a free market society


EP is a commie

Spaceman Spiff said...

cargo went off yesterday

timmay has been shit

Blue said...

now i can see if all the book companies said, "fuck this, we want more money, and went to apple with the plan" the book companies could be fucked.

but apple didn't do anything wrong

Blue said...

"timmay has been shit"

his velocity is way down, he's throwing in the low 90's, barely getting to 91. Guess he didn't do a good job of building up arm strength...he'll be better after a few more starts.

Keef said...

We don't have milk trucks here. We have grocery stores that sell milk

Spaceman Spiff said...

not using his slider either, for his elbow

Keef said...

i half assed a TCS prize pack out the door yesterday.


Your face is half assed

El Padrino said...

"but apple didn't do anything wrong"

america disagrees

represent them then

El Padrino said...

"apple is free to negotiate any kind of contract they want with the publishers, that's part of a free market society


EP is a commie"

did you read anything on this? or you just popping in and out of your work and making blanket statements like a true CFO

El Padrino said...

all i said was they are fucked

normally when the america sues you
you get fucked

El Padrino said...

too lazy

will go to taco truck for torta instead it's around the block

Keef said...

WWL has Indiana as their preseason #1 in NCAABB. That's cute

Blue said...

"normally when the america sues you
you get fucked"

unless your name is Barry Bonds

El Padrino said...

wasnt bonds convicted of something? obstruction or something like that

Meiz said...

"Ok, now I understand how it works. Atlanta has empty seats because they suck as a sports town, but when the Bucks have empty seats it's not the fans' fault."


When Atlanta teams are good, nobody even shows up. They can't even sell out playoff games. The Bucks? They stink.

Keef said...

Petrino was sending dong texts

Keef said...

pics?

/LP

Keef said...

Atlanta sucks as a sports town. Milwaukee sucks as a town

El Padrino said...

SNAP

Meiz said...

Iron Sheik loves Milwaukee. That's good enough for me.


I'll make you humble, old country way.

Blue said...

crackle, POP

Keef said...

I hate when candy is on clearance. I have zero self control

El Padrino said...

easter candy especially

the best

Meiz said...

Still haven't been able to find Nerds jelly beans

Keef said...

I'm not a fan. I don't like Nerds

El Padrino said...

zooey daschenel said fuck you then

Meiz said...

Nerds are probably my favorite non chocolate based candy. I can only allow myself to buy a bag ~2x a year.

Aitch said...

I've heard a number if times outside of LOV that Atlanta is not a good sports town. Beth may dispute that, but right ir wrong it is definitely the national perception.

Aitch said...

"zooey daschenel"

Unspeakable things.

Blue said...

zooey wouldn't do you.

she's over the rockstar types

Blue said...

she's much more into the accountant types

Aitch said...

Damn

Aitch said...

I heard she only likes CFOs

Blue said...

good thing for me, i'm not there yet, or it would be all kinds of trouble for my marriage

Keef said...

She's almost too weird

Beth said...

"I've heard a number if times outside of LOV that Atlanta is not a good sports town. Beth may dispute that, but right ir wrong it is definitely the national perception."

Aja (and all giving Meiz grief aside), I'd agree that Atlanta's not a great sports town in general. Personally I think cause there aren't too many Atlanta natives, so much of the population has moved here from other places and already has sports allegiances in place.

Aitch said...

Mark this date down. A women* is being logical!

El Padrino said...

weird aitch likes zooey

Keef said...

Personally I think cause there aren't too many Atlanta natives, so much of the population has moved here from other places and already has sports allegiances in place.



That's the excuse Phoenix uses. You can't use that too.

(S)

Keef said...

Blue, can you stake me?

Aitch said...

Why is that weird?

El Padrino said...

xfactor signed britney to be judge

El Padrino said...

"Why is that weird?"

dont seem like your type

no tats, no fake boobs, no 80's metal hair

Keef said...

Does she make out with other girls? That is h's type

Spaceman Spiff said...

"easter candy especially

the best"

have you tried peepsters

i like them

El Padrino said...

i liked them, i like anything covered in chocolate especially beyonce

Keef said...

This isn't going to be popular, but I don't like marshmallow candy

El Padrino said...

yeah i figured that

Blue said...

nerve had peepsters

had the full size chocolate covered peeps though

Meiz said...

Good grief

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont really like peeps or those chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies etc, but the peepters are small and the choc/marsh ratio is good

Spaceman Spiff said...

the marshmallow sauce they use at dairy queen for sundaes is bomb though

El Padrino said...

i'll eat a fluffernutter every once in a while

El Padrino said...

rice krispy treats hello

El Padrino said...

marshmellow shake like whoa

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh yea that toasted marshmallow shake from stand4 in NY, HDH

El Padrino said...

shit is nuts

top chef spike stole'd it for his place in DC

Keef said...

rice krispy treats hello



Well yeah. Marshmallow isn't the main ingredient, though.

Keef said...

I like the flavor of marshmallows. I don't like the texture. That's why it works for me in rice krispie treats

Keef said...

I don't like the texture of your face

El Padrino said...

figured it'd be texture

El Padrino said...

"I don't like the texture of your face"

stop tasting face Hannibal

Keef said...

you remember rappin' duke? dahadaha

Keef said...

I might be close to quitting HD

Keef said...

My boss got promoted to another store. This dude on our team who everyone hates and is the biggest douche (he is my gollum), thinks that he's in line for the position. Everyone else on our team has said that if he gets hired we'll all quit the freight team

Blue said...

ok meiz

El Padrino said...

why kobe is leading the league in scoring

reminds me of the "Bruce Smith bionic knee rumors" during his last few seasons

El Padrino said...

it's like meiz posted that comment under keef's sign in or something

El Padrino said...

(he is my gollum)

brutal

but does he eat raw garlic?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ok meiz"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef wuz hacked!

Keef said...

brutal

but does he eat raw garlic?



I don't know. We don't eat there.

Blue said...

"why kobe is leading the league in scoring"

wonder which steroid he's using, the "clear" or the "cream"

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron

Keef said...

O:FB

Blue said...

judge told sandusky to go fuck himself

Spaceman Spiff said...

sandusky replied "but I'm 68!"

Jugdish said...

"ok meiz"

hilarity


^^^^^

Keef said...

Police say a novelty or inert grenade was responsible for the evacuation of a Manhattan skyscraper across the street from the former World Trade Center, the site of the September 11, 2001, terror attacks.
Authorities have since given the all-clear at Two World Financial Center after a bomb squad investigated the incident, according to police spokesman Brendan Ryan.
The "grenade-like novelty item" was "mounted on a plaque with a sign: "Complaint Dept. Pull Pin," according to the NYPD's official Twitter account.



hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

ETEO

/EP

El Padrino said...

ridiculous

Keef said...

Drew Stubbs sucks

El Padrino said...

i'll take him over Bay

Keef said...

at least Bay is closer to being retired

El Padrino said...

at least Stubbs cost the Reds a billion dollars less

Keef said...

how many years does Bay have left on his contract?

El Padrino said...

signed in 2009 for 4 years

2010 was first year so 2 more years

El Padrino said...

16MM per

Keef said...

2 more years

16MM per




It's NY. They can afford it. That's like $3MM anywhere else

El Padrino said...

have you seen the Mets financials lately?

Keef said...

They're fine. It's NY

El Padrino said...

Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.

P N E S I


People who wrote SPINE became doctors...

The rest are all my friends.

Blue said...

the fuck? did this just become facebook?

Blue said...

jamie moyer

Spaceman Spiff said...

just gave up a run

Blue said...

fucking old man

Blue said...

and another run

Spaceman Spiff said...

anne hathaway cut her hair off

El Padrino said...

rewatching wire

episode one today

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels middle relief sucks balls, 2 games in a row to one of the worst teams (WADR kod)

11 fucking hits off the middle relievers today and counting

Spaceman Spiff said...

"episode one today"

this america, man

Blue said...

baumgartner no-hitter through 5

El Padrino said...

this america, man

fucking snot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"baumgartner no-hitter through 5"

in case anyone missed it

madison bumgarner has not allowed a hit through 5 innings

Blue said...

yep, still has the no-no going

El Padrino said...

wake me up when it's the 9nth

Blue said...

no hitter over

Spaceman Spiff said...

broken up with a triple, suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

scutaro RBI time

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuckin scutaro

Blue said...

scutaro is a punk

El Padrino said...

suite craiglist post

In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:

“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.”

El Padrino said...

she even had a tramp stamp photo, albeit a metal head one

El Padrino said...

im afraid to google viper piercings

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats H

Keef said...

im afraid to google viper piercings



I think that's where they cut your tongue so it looks like a snake tongue

El Padrino said...

yep still afraid

El Padrino said...

i like her rationale about letting the guy raw dog it

well he had a nice cock

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

"congrats H"

my thoughts exactly...


now we know why bmh was so damn pissed and they broke up

Blue said...

they don't cut your tongue, they just put two studs in your tongue or on your lip so it looks like you have viper fangs

Blue said...

or something like that

kod said...

"2 games in a row to one of the worst teams (WADR kod)"


sad to say, but you're right

Keef said...

Twins are ahead of the Tribe

Blue said...

scutaro gonna fuck the rockies over again

Blue said...

dsmn you scutaro

Keef said...

I told cmk that I'm moving my stuff into our spare room tonight

Keef said...

good times

Meiz said...

Pardon?

Meiz said...

New black chick at work annoys the balls off of us. Doesn't shut up about inane shit.

ToddPacker said...

meiz hates black people?

tem said...

Is Keith homewrecking his own home now?

tem said...

Talk it out over some olive garden. Courtesy of your tcs win.

El Padrino said...

yawn

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