Thursday, April 05, 2012

Blockt*

Still blockt...yet I can get to blogger.com to write this post. We'll see if I can actually publish it. I don't like posting from my phone too much. I'm almost willing to pay for the .com site again, and pay mize back his $10 for the .net. Does anyone out there have my work email address? Try sending me a link to the comments page...last thing to try I guess.

Mess are tied for first right now...enjoy Lp. The White Sox as well...good times!

I watch American Idol...I hope the Phillip Phillips guy wins.

Golf starts today or something. I don't watch golf, but I listen to enough sports talk to know whats going on. I like that Tiger won his last tournament before heading into this weekend. The silly "Would you take Tiger or the field" question is out of hand though. Settle down.

RIP Dimebag

I was the first one in my office this morning, so we're listening to my music for a little while. I hope they like Cross Canadian Ragweed.

I couldn't name one Kanye song...NS. (I don't want...your life. /Lp, Mox, and Mize)

I have a complete 3 day weekend...no working on Monday next week because fmjug is off. Suite!

I think that's all I have right now...Go!

157 comments:

Jugdish said...

Wall

tem said...

1) i didn't even know how to spell kayne.

tem said...

2) what do you do when your inlaws keep sending you forwards of obvious fake shit? like apple will donate $1 to some cancer kid if i forward this email and so and so knows a guy who got mugged for wearing red on a tuesday, don't wear red on tuesdays!!!!

do you just ignore them? that's my method. i don't want to block the emails because they might actually send a real non forward email and i don't want to tell them they are being dumb because that is not a good way to stay getting laid.

tem said...

3) it looked like the .com thing was taken again.

tem said...

4) nobody has your work email.

Keef said...

Is a complete 3 day weekend different than a partial 3 day weekend?

tem said...

obviously

tem said...

i think he views him and fmjug as 1 being now. so if they both are off on monday it is a complete 3 day weekend.

if just 1 of them is off, but the other has to work then it is a partial 3 day weekend.

Keef said...

Oic

tem said...

he took the beginning part slow, but now he is at full speed.

Jugdish said...

I have every Monday off, but for several Weeks ive been working extra on Mondays, but not next Monday...so there ya go

Jugdish said...

I like these tapatio doritos

Jugdish said...

) what do you do when your inlaws keep sending you forwards of obvious fake shit?


I tell them and send a snopes link

Jugdish said...

i don't want to tell them they are being dumb because that is not a good way to stay getting laid.


You mean your mil wont give you a Keef Sanchez?

kod said...

I know folks are down on the Twins this year, but espn has their playoff odds second to worst in the AL (slightly ahead of Seattle, which is last)


really? Kc? Balt? Cle? Oak?


watch out for Minni this year, they only seem to make the playoffs in years where they are expected to suck (ns)

Jugdish said...

really? Kc? Balt? Cle? Oak? CWS?


fixed

tem said...

I am betting the farm on Minn based on Kod's comments.

Jugdish said...

You have a farm?

/keef

Keef said...

You blink more than 10,000 times a day.

Keef said...

I couldn't name one Kanye song...NS.



Dude, how could you be so heartless?

Keef said...

really? Kc? Balt? Cle? Oak?



I will bet you that KC & Cleveland bolth* finish ahead of Minnesota

Spaceman Spiff said...

"do you just ignore them?"

yes, only get them from 1 person so it's easy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"3) it looked like the .com thing was taken again."

looks untaken right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

looks taken again

kod said...

I will bet you that KC & Cleveland bolth* finish ahead of Minnesota



sounds good; stakes?

Spaceman Spiff said...

kod just doomed minny, i feel sorry for morneau he will probably get another concussion soon

Aitch said...

"was h serious with his flo rida comment?"

There was a football player named Simeon, which was pronounced like Simian. Simian means monkey. Black people hate being called monkeys. You're telling me he'd be the first person to not fully think a name through?

kod said...

"I am betting the farm on Minn based on Kod's comments."



if it's cmtem's farm, just make sure to reserve any future oil rights


N. Dakota is quietly becoming the richest and most fully employed state in the US

Keef said...

sounds good; stakes?



I've got a Puckett bobblehead. What do you gots?

kod said...

"kod just doomed minny, i feel sorry for morneau he will probably get another concussion soon"


already jinx-doomed the Vikes and Wolves recently; Wild didn't seem to need my help this year


and re: Morneau, you're right, but that's just statistics

Aitch said...

RE: American Idol. Two of the guys in NDR are also in a band with Erica Van Pelt's boyfriend. What did you think of her Jug. I honestly was surprised that she made it as far as she did. Of course, I cannot voice this opinion to others around here or I would get hurt. haha

Keef said...

here was a football player named Simeon, which was pronounced like Simian. Simian means monkey. Black people hate being called monkeys. You're telling me he'd be the first person to not fully think a name through?




wadr, that analogy is a stretch. I would venture to say that most people don't know what simian is. Most people, excluding LP, probably know that Flo Rida is Florida

Blue said...

H is racist

kod said...

I've got a Puckett bobblehead. What do you gots?



nothing equivalent on hand, but am willing to put up similarly valued merch (I can then just purchase tailored to your fanhood after I lose)

Keef said...

"was h serious with his flo rida comment?"

There is a country in Africa called Niger. You're telling me he'd be the first person to not fully think a name through?


/h

Blue said...

"Tramar Dillard was born in the 187th Street projects of Carol City, Florida"

Flo rida

Keef said...

nothing equivalent on hand, but am willing to put up similarly valued merch (I can then just purchase tailored to your fanhood after I lose)



Domo Arigato, Mr. Joe Votto bobble

Blue said...

He's the heir to the dillards dept store fortune (s)

Aitch said...

"There is a country in Africa called Niger. You're telling me he'd be the first person to not fully think a name through?"

Aitch. Well played.

Keef said...

"Tramar Dillard was born in the 187th Street projects of Carol City, Florida"

Flo rida





I KNEW IT!

/h

Spaceman Spiff said...

flo rida is a stage name he came up with, simeon was simeon rice's birth name and it's a real name

Spaceman Spiff said...

new total recall trailer looks like they remade the first bourne futuristically

Keef said...

They all look the same

/lapd

Spaceman Spiff said...

the only black person they know lives around there is kobe, now they can add torii to the list

Jugdish said...

Erica Van Pelt


She wasn't bad, had to look her up though because I didnt remember her off the top of my head.

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh yea

blake killed pau yesterday, twice

one

two

lakers won tho, kobe sealed it with a long 2, dat backspin

Spaceman Spiff said...

pau did get a revenge level 2 out of 10 by blocking blake late in the game when blake tried to post him up (hilarity)

Keef said...

ASU is going to build a roof for Sun Devil Stadium. I don't understand it. It's still going to be an open air stadium because there won't be anything on the sides. There's never any wind during the games, so it's going to be hot as shit inside the stadium. And the games are normally at night during Sept/Oct, so the sun is only up for maybe 1 quarter at the most. Seems like a dumb move. But ASU has a new AD who was with the Texans when they built their stadium so he wants to come in here and make a big splash.

Blue said...

Didn't know the texans had an AD

Keef said...

nice mat

Tyler said...

"1) i didn't even know how to spell kayne."

It was funny to watch you guess that drawing.

Keef said...

"1) i didn't even know how to spell kayne."



You think that's tough? Try spelling toetruck

/jug

Tyler said...

"what do you do when your inlaws keep sending you forwards of obvious fake shit?"

Hit reply. Type "unsubscribe".

I did this to my father-in-law and he asked my wife what that meant and she said, "He hates forwarded stuff like that". He still forwards me stuff on occasion, but it has dramatically decreased.

Blue said...

Just forward it back to them

Blue said...

Tiger -1

Tyler said...

Just forward it back to them

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

My in-laws don't forward me stuff. My mom used to send that but I tolt* her that it was all garbage so she doesn't anymore.

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

note to self

Blue said...

The bcs is going to fuck this playoff thing up.

Just do an 8 team playoff, play four games the week of Xmas, play 2 games new years day and the championship one week later

Keef said...

They're just going to do a final four, right?

Blue said...

Or even a six team playoff where 1 and 2 get byes

Blue said...

Yep final four which is a step in the right direction, as long as they have a rule that you have to win your conference to be in the final 4

Spaceman Spiff said...

gregg williams audio

dude is done

wonder if other coaches are as specific as he was right there, mentioning ACLs and concussions, ankles and heads

Jugdish said...

dude is done

^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"the unedited audio includes Williams handing out envelopes containing cash for big plays from the wild-card victory over the Lions, whom Williams calls “weak-ass, phony-ass mutherfuckers.”"

tem said...

"N. Dakota is quietly becoming the richest and most fully employed state in the US"

^^

meiz could move there today and have a $50K a year job by monday.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stan Van Gundy just acknowledged that Dwight Howard has asked that he be fired."



"Howard comes in hugs Stan and doesn't realize Stan just confirmed story"

hilarity

tem said...

dwight howard wants fired?

Spaceman Spiff said...

probably wants that too now

Keef said...

"the unedited audio includes Williams handing out envelopes containing cash for big plays from the wild-card victory over the Lions, whom Williams calls “weak-ass, phony-ass mutherfuckers.”"



Gregg Williams knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

marlins park pool pic

tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

almost baseball time

Keef said...

MLB really fucked up opening day this year. games last week, 1 last night, like 6 or 7 games today. Fuck, make opening day mean something. Have every team play.

tem said...

opening day was like a week ago in japan or something.

Keef said...

that's what I'm saying

Keef said...

the pic of Tiger on front page of WWL is weird looking

Keef said...

you know what else is weird looking? All y'alls faces

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

wall

/Jug

tem said...

blah blah blah

Keef said...

I wonder if Eminem made his name Eminem because his real name is Marshall Mathers and Eminem kind of sounds like M&M.

tem said...

probably

Keef said...

high scoring MLB games to start the day

Meiz said...

Bummer about not knowing any songs from Mr. West.

Keef said...

Bummer about your face

Meiz said...

"meiz could move there today and have a $50K a year job by monday."


Beg pardon?

Meiz said...

Do you guys think Rick Ross uses the stage name "Rick Ross" because there was a big drug dealer named Rick Ross? He does rap about selling drugs a lot...

Keef said...

Nerve heard of the drug dealer Rick Ross

Meiz said...

Oh. Freeway Ricky

Keef said...

I bet Heavy D made that stage name because his name was Dwight and he was fat

Tyler said...

::::::::BREAKING NEWS::::::::

New Day Rising is playing the Metal:101 event at JR's next Friday.

::::::END TRANSMISSION::::::

Spaceman Spiff said...

detroit/boston pitchers duel

Aitch said...

I'm just trying to get you to fly out to Boston, Tyler

tem said...

"Beg pardon?"

ND oil boom. Northwest ND needs people now.

tem said...

oil field job probably pays lots. no housing, so you have to live in tent city, but you get lots of cash.

Tyler said...

"I'm just trying to get you to fly out to Boston, Tyler"

Can I call JR's next week and request someone?

Spaceman Spiff said...

jinxed lester, damn

O:FB though, suite

tem said...

i'd go listen to H's band once if they played music i liked.

Spaceman Spiff said...

guy who was leading quadruple bogeyed the last hole, nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

tiger back to back bogeys to finish even

Spaceman Spiff said...

valverde no blown saves last season, blows his first chance this season

Keef said...

Goddman Joey Bats starting already

Jugdish said...

Mess are undefeated

Keef said...

O:FB!

Keef said...

Why did the marlins play 1 game against StL to start the season? Stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

fukcking melancon

Keef said...

turd

Spaceman Spiff said...

a ton of offense in today's games



s

kod said...

meiz could move there today and have a $50K a year job by monday.


-no doubt; could also make a killing doing temporary work a month at a time for the oil cos.(so no need to permanently re-locate)...I have some clients who work 1-2 months out of the year doing that out in ND, and while the hours are utterly insane, so is the pay

kod said...

the clients I have who are able and willing to do that are making more in 1-2 months of work in ND than they did over an entire year of work in this area

Keef said...

Again, we're coming across the issue of mize having to leave Sconnie

Keef said...

kod
So it's Puckett bobble vs. Votto bobble?

Royals & Tribe bolth* finish ahead of the Twinks

Keef said...

john wall

Keef said...

WHITE JESUS!

El Padrino said...

dat ass was great

El Padrino said...

hope andres torres calf explodes

Keef said...

that's mean

El Padrino said...

your face is mean

El Padrino said...

um yeah Greeg Williams

like whoa

Keef said...

non issue

/jug

kod said...

"kod
So it's Puckett bobble vs. Votto bobble?

Royals & Tribe bolth* finish ahead of the Twinks"



Solar flare! (deal)

tem said...

Meiz has no problem leaving sconnie

Meiz said...

"valverde no blown saves last season, blows his first chance this season"

Axford blew his 1st save oppo last season.

Meiz said...

"Meiz has no problem leaving sconnie"


I do have a problem with manual labor though.

Meiz said...

I really hope I get the Inbound Scheduler position I applied for. I gotta get out of here so I don't have to help remodel the basement.

Meiz said...

H's wandering eye has gotten the best of him again.

El Padrino said...

i found thid white wine i kind of like it has to be ice cold though

im eating these jelly rings right now

hello 200 lbs.

El Padrino said...

happy gimlore is great

El Padrino said...

time to write a post

Meiz said...

My weekend has begun.

El Padrino said...

mine began last night

Aitch said...

Relationships suck. I dont know how you married guys do it without resorting to physical violence.

El Padrino said...

this weather man is drunk and giving weather on tv

El Padrino said...

patience grasshopper

Keef said...

i found thid white wine i kind of like it has to be ice cold though


It's white wine. It's supposed to be cold

Keef said...

H's wandering eye has gotten the best of him again.



Uh oh

Keef said...

Relationships suck. I dont know how you married guys do it without resorting to physical violence.



Control your temper

Blue said...

Don't sleep with other women, it's pretty simple it's called will power

Blue said...

Don't sleep with other women, it's pretty simple it's called will power

Blue said...

It's like stopping smoking

Meiz said...

"mine began last night"


Congrats. Let's get drunk.

Blue said...

Didn't realize espn is counting stats from the games played in japan for fantasy purposes

Meiz said...

"Don't sleep with other women, it's pretty simple it's called will power"



I was kidding about the wandering eye part. It was a comment on the "Is is okay for me to look" issue from awhile back.

Meiz said...

I didn't want to insinuate that H was banging other broads.

Meiz said...

But now he can go on a loose women rampage.

El Padrino said...

petrino is a cowboy

Meiz said...

"Relationships suck. I dont know how you married guys do it without resorting to physical violence."


They stumble upon somebody they really really really really really really really really really like.

I am a firm believer that you wind up marrying your best friend. And if you're married, and that person is not your best friend...you're fuckin' doing it wrong.

Meiz said...

"petrino is a cowboy"


Bobby Petrino is insane

El Padrino said...

peroni > stella

El Padrino said...

"I am a firm believer that you wind up marrying your best friend. And if you're married, and that person is not your best friend...you're fuckin' doing it wrong."

can this person be fount* on the internet?

you know that happens nowadays right?

El Padrino said...

my post will be here at 5 am

El Padrino said...

i need a suburb close, within driving distance to score some taco bell

Meiz said...

"can this person be fount* on the internet?

you know that happens nowadays right?"



I understand you wanted to take the time to try to mock me, but this doesn't really apply. Chin up, you'll have another chance.

Meiz said...

I want to see Kevin Garnett get yammed on so badly.

ToddPacker said...

"peroni > stella"

I disagree

ToddPacker said...

"Relationships suck. I dont know how you married guys do it without resorting to physical violence."

easy, don't marry a homeless person

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