Wednesday, April 25, 2012

ask ron ron

H from Boston: Ron Ron, everyone always gives me a hard time for being so angry. I'm a death metal rocker, but I have a heart of gold and very sensitive. How do you deal with all the criticisms, and did anger management work for you?

RR: MH, you don't let bitches get you down. Be who you be. I didn't like the anger management movie, Adam Sandler is not funny, but that my cousin vinny chick is hot. Don't bottle it up inside because then when you let the anger out it ends with a brawl or a cheapshot elbow to someone's head.

MK from Scottsdale: Ron ron, all my friends make fun of me because I can't hang out anymore. How do you deal with letting your posse know that you're just too busy and too important for them now.

RR: I like to feel impotent. People respect me because i've got lots of cash. I can get any woman I want. Does that answer your question?

AL from Brooklyn: Ron Ron, you're a NYC guy. Can you let everyone know how NYC is the greatest city in the world?

RR: (nodding head), well except for Lisbon Portugal...have you seen the bitches there?

SS from the OC: Ron Ron, i'm a huge lakers fan. I'm sad to see you're going to miss the next 7 games. Can you tell me what's wrong with Albert Pujols? Go LAKERS!

RR: You said Pujols. Hey man, pooholes are exit only in my opinion. The 7 game suspension sucks...but the great thing about it is that I only miss one game check, because we don't get paid shit during the playoffs. Cheapest, cheap elbow i've ever thrown. In the meantime i'm going to be partying it up at the local bars in the OC during the playoffs, so keep an eye out on my twitter @askronron, and come party with me. You'll recognize me, i'll be wearing my jersey.

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tem said...

good post

Keef said...

Yeah

Blue said...

i wanted it to be longer, but i got lazy

Blue said...

twss

Aitch said...

"I feel like aitch"

You'd need to grow a few inches and put on 50 lbs.

Blue said...

i had dream that I got to hang out with Beth.

she was way hot

Blue said...

it wasn't all perverted either, no sexy time...just hanging out, with a group of people

El Padrino said...

beth is a pretty girl

ns

El Padrino said...

suite post blue, seems like you cared for about 8 minutes

nice

El Padrino said...

"You'd need to grow a few inches and put on 50 lbs."

and contract an STD

El Padrino said...

coke splitting 2 for 1

Beth said...

"i had dream that I got to hang out with Beth"

It's April bro.

Aitch said...

I do not have any STDs

Aitch said...

"beth is a pretty girl"

This. Also ns.

Aitch said...

" It's April bro."

0%

kod said...

"wow, lots of cell phone talk last night."


Up here at least, AT&T is very good, Sprint is meh, and Verizon is shit (price, customer service and phone reception/coverage is awful with Verizon, and price is awful with Sprint)


Why don't you do the straight talk plan, Keith? All I need is solid phone coverage/reception and messaging, if I didn't have a family plan, I'd switch to that.

kod said...

I must say I've been very happy with my Samsung though. I've had it almost 2 years now, and never had one problem or issue with it.


The internetting is crap, but man I get crystal clear reception everywhere, and that's what is most important for me

I'm surrounded by computers wherever I go, the only time I use internet is when I'm early for an appointment and killing time

Keef said...

Just one person in a room adds 37 million bacteria to the air every hour.

Keef said...

I'm not talking about phones anymore

El Padrino said...

"I do not have any STDs"

1 out 4 have one
so someone on this thread does

not it

tem said...

possible STD ranking:


H
beth
kod
spiff
el pad
tyler
tem
blue
keith
jug
meiz

Blue said...

i thought i had an STD once..come to find out i was just really bored

Keef said...

what about TP

Beth said...

"possible STD ranking"

I'm ranked ahead of the bi male? I can't decide if I'm insulted or flattered.

(With all due respect kod...)

Beth said...

TP's sex was before there was AIDS, so that alone puts him low on the list.

Blue said...

40% of all black americans have genital herpes...48% of black women


damn!

Blue said...

80% of all americans have oral herpes

and up to 50% of new genital herpes infections are due to oral herpes being passed through oral sex.

Blue said...

now you know

akihtb

Keef said...

yes, kihtb

Keef said...

Not a Reilly fan, but this is a cool story

El Padrino said...

jug/meiz the 8 and 9 hitter is funny

Keef said...

LP is batting in Jason Bay's spot

El Padrino said...

so tomorrow is the draft, game 7, knick game and i think the mets open a set with the rockies in co too

overload

Keef said...

woe

Keef said...

i think the mets open a set with the rockies in co too



Are you even a Mess fan?

Blue said...

mess/rockies bet

El Padrino said...

Wendy’s announced the addition of two new limited-time sides—macaroni & cheese and baked sweet potatoes—confirming earlier expectations. Chili Cheese Fries also arrive as a new permanent side option. Each of the three is priced at $2.49.

The mac & cheese is cavatappi pasta combined with a sauce made with Vermont Cheddar and American cheeses, milk and cream. Extra Cheddar is served on top. The sweet potatoes are sourced from North Carolina and Mississippi farms and are served with a “Buttery Cinnamon Spread” on the side.

El Padrino said...

yea we betting

El Padrino said...

Are you even a Mess fan?

stop it

Blue said...

wendy's sucks

Keef said...

stop it



Last week they were playing and you didn't know about it. And they play the fins* tomorrow

Keef said...

wendy's sucks



no

ToddPacker said...

eating spicy chicken nuggets from wendy's right now

Jugdish said...

jug/meiz the 8 and 9 hitter is funny


You dont want to be at the top of the std list

Jugdish said...

no

^^^^

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

"Last week they were playing and you didn't know about it. And they play the fins* tomorrow"

didnt know what time... and thats why i say i think so friday they open up

El Padrino said...

You dont want to be at the top of the getting ass list

*ficced


/meiz & jug

El Padrino said...

i pronounce wendy's like windy's

cmep hates it

El Padrino said...

wendy's by me is filthy so i dont patronize but it's aight

better than bk

spiff you tried any new bk menu items?

Keef said...

eating spicy chicken nuggets from wendy's right now



those are grate

Keef said...

I like Windy's* $.99 menu

Keef said...

LP should be higher on the list. Those trailer parks are dirty

Jugdish said...

I like Windy's* $.99 menu


I like eating food,I just dont like paying for it

Jugdish said...

/mize

Keef said...

I like eating food,I just dont like paying for it



ha

El Padrino said...

"LP should be higher on the list. Those trailer parks are dirty"

i popped her cherry, the main one at least, the other one god only knows she was a nympho

ns

El Padrino said...

you should be higher you went to ASU

Keef said...

Boston Red Sox outfielder Carl Crawford is going to see Dr. James Andrews to have the soreness in his left elbow checked out, a source told ESPN The Magazine senior baseball writer Buster Olney.



hehehehe

Keef said...

you should be higher you went to ASU



I was 28-29 and was dating cmk

El Padrino said...

carlton banks flash mob

El Padrino said...

I was 28-29 and was dating cmk

sucks

Keef said...

sucks


Eh, if if what if if. I've had sexy time with 4 people so it's not like I would of* been out nailing every collitch* chick

Jugdish said...

sexy time with 4 people

that was a slow night for me back in the trailer park

/Lp

Keef said...

that was a slow night for me back in the trailer park



I WORKED that trash! WORKED!

/lp

El Padrino said...

FLEX-A TIME TO HAVE SEX-A

El Padrino said...

is there any pollen in Arizona?

Keef said...

is there any pollen in Arizona?


yes

tem said...

it is a dry pollen though

Aitch said...

" sexy time with 4 people"

Beth beats that number by the time coffee break rolls around.

kod said...

(With all due respect kod...)


none taken, was SAS I didn't top the list

kod said...

"I'm not talking about phones anymore"


well, except to talk about not talking about phones I suppose

kod said...

happy to state though that somehow I made it through STD free


unless cmkod had/has an affair and passed one along I didn't know about over the past 3.5 years; pretty slim chance IMO of that

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"I like eating food,I just dont like paying for it"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Free is for me.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"jug/meiz the 8 and 9 hitter is funny"


Chalk one up for the good guys.

kod said...

"A Shakopee business school educator who taught classes on fraud has been sentenced to five years in prison for defrauding banks of millions of dollars."



his unique pro-fraud approach to teaching was his ultimate undoing (s)

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

It was almost the perfect crime!

Beth said...

"Beth beats that number by the time coffee break rolls around"


I call that a slow day.

s

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Braun's back on the juice, everybody!

Blue said...

beth would never reveal her "number"

Keef said...

beth would never reveal her "number"



infinity isn't a number

Keef said...

it is a dry pollen though



tem knows

El Padrino said...

always add two names to whatever list a girl admits too

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

One of our produce vendors brought in Maggiano's.

BOOM!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff you tried any new bk menu items?"

no, BK I go to closed down

Keef said...

always add two names (anthony & padrino) to whatever list a girl admits too


*fized

Spaceman Spiff said...

wish wendy's regular nugs were 99 cents

Keef said...

One of our produce vendors brought in Maggiano's.

BOOM!



You work for a food company. You should have food vendors bringing in food all the time

Beth said...

"beth would never reveal her "number"

Let's just say it's higher than 4.

Beth said...

"always add two names (anthony & padrino) to whatever list a girl admits too"

I don't think "oh wow, I finally get to have sex with you, let me just take off my clothes...oh damn, I'm done, sorry" counts.

Jugdish said...

always add two names (anthony & padrino) to whatever list a girl admits too


.5 each

Keef said...

Let's just say it's higher than 4.



That's not really a burn

Beth said...

It wasn't meant as a burn.

ns

Keef said...

Tampa Bay 10-7
New York 10-7
Baltimore 10-7
Toronto 10-7
Boston 6-10



hehehehehe

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"You work for a food company. You should have food vendors bringing in food all the time"


They don't. The stuff we usually get is leftovers from business reviews.

Kinda tomato/tomahto, though.

Jugdish said...

You'll know when it burns

/aitch

El Padrino said...

i would last longer because obviously i'd need to wear a condom

Keef said...

not much, though

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

best three minutes of your life

Jugdish said...

::BITCHSCREAM::

/beth

El Padrino said...

please refer to my favorite take on this, Mr. Bernie Mac, RIP Bernie

Keef said...

New York Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora does not believe the Giants will be able to give him the contract extension he has long wanted.

Keef said...

Rox getting no-hit

El Padrino said...

"New York Giants defensive end Osi Umenyiora does not believe the Giants will be able to give him the contract extension he has long wanted."

this guy wants to get paid until he's like 40

he's so silly

Blue said...

tulo breaks up the no hitter in the 7th

Blue said...

good jinz kieth

Keef said...

you're welcome

Keef said...

wall

kod said...

"The first gift of the fundraising campaign to save Bemidji’s historic Carnegie Library has been received by the Save the Bemidji Carnegie Library Committee."


fucking Bemidji, what other city would vote to tear down a 100+ year old historic landmark because it's too old and close to the road (because it was built here before there were things like, well, cars)


although it has been fun pissing off east coasters, the O:FTEC angle just isn't enough for me to justify the stupidity here

Keef said...

fucking Benji

kod said...

"The University of St. Thomas School of Law ranked second in a study measuring faculty productivity based on publications in top law journals (for law schools ranked outside the top 50). The School of Law ranked just behind the University of San Diego and ahead of Case Western Reserve University."



IN YOU FACE law school I've never heard of and sounds totally made up

El Padrino said...

Family Misses Flight after TSA Gives Pat-Down to 7-Year-Old -- with Cerebral Palsy!


man

Blue said...

should have got there 2 hours before like TSA recommends

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

This is why the world needs Socialism

Aitch said...

" tulo breaks up the no hitter in the 7th"

Too bad. Could have been the Mess' first no hitter.

/El Padrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

rockies were playing the pirates

El Padrino said...

nice try aitch

Aitch said...

Yes and earlier hs said they were olaying the Mets when they aren't. Try to keep up boys

Aitch said...

*he

Aitch said...

*playing

Jugdish said...

This is why the world needs Socialism


No

/cmblue

Spaceman Spiff said...

he said tomorrow which is still wrong so everyone fuked up

Jugdish said...

should have got there 2 hours before like TSA recommends

^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

Williams said it was difficult for New Orleans to play against the Clippers on Sunday night because of all the flopping they did.

"“I wish we would flop a lot, maybe we’d get some charges,” Del Negro said. “I don’t know anybody on our team that flops.”"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"“Who is the common denominator with all this fluff going around the league every night? Blake Griffin,” said Williams"

El Padrino said...

should have got there 2 hours before like TSA recommends

^^^^

maybe they got delayed because they had to get thier kid ready, you know the one with palsy, those kids can be a pain in the ass ya know

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE law school I've never heard of and sounds totally made up




Case Western is in Ohio I think.

Keef said...

maybe they got delayed because they had to get thier kid ready, you know the one with palsy, those kids can be a pain in the ass ya know



It's not like they found out when they were leaving their house that the kid has cerebral palsy

El Padrino said...

you guys are fucked up

special needs kids are not easy to care for

a pat down of a 7 year old unless they are rocking sandals, a sheet and a beard is uncalled for

it's even more uncalled for, if that's possible, if the kid is in a wheelcahir drooling like a god damn bulldog

Jugdish said...

Yeah!

/steve

Aitch said...

I think some TSA agents get off on feeling like they are cops, though they have no law enforcement trqining whatsoever.

El Padrino said...

AND I SUPPORT MOST OF HOMELAND SECURITY STUFF!

i think this TSA organization needs to be re-worked

you cant pay people to do an important job the same you would to flip burgers in the food court

Aitch said...

TSA falls under the umbrella of DHS and ICE right?

Beth said...

Ok, someone please explain this to me. People here are VERY hyped up about the Falcons getting Asante Samuel. But if he was really that good wouldn't they have had to give up more than a late round draft pick?

What am I missing?

Spaceman Spiff said...

asante samuel to falcons for late rounder

Jugdish said...

Agree on TSA, but they're just doing their yob here right? What probably happened was the family was running late, kid got searched (as odd as that is) so they missed their flight and bitched to the media

Spaceman Spiff said...

"What am I missing?"

he's still a big name at corner?

doesn't help the matty ICheckdownEverything dilemma though

El Padrino said...

Samuel is solid beth, he went for a late rounder because the eagles had no leverage

the whole world knew he wanted traded

Jugdish said...

But if he was really that good wouldn't they have had to give up more than a late round draft pick?

Eagles Looking for cap room too, so let.him go a little on the cheap

Jugdish said...

ICheckdownEverything

Hilarity

Beth said...

That's what I've been hearing here too, but if the Falcons are getting him on the cheap you'd think another team would've offered more.

But hey, the Falcons definitely need secondary help so I'm not complaining.

Jugdish said...

give up more than a late round draft pick?


This is why we need socialism

/mize

Jugdish said...

so I'm not complaining.


Yes you were


s

Beth said...

For a woman, that's not complaining.

Beth said...

But what about for a guy??

/zeke

Aitch said...

Samuel will make some plays and get some INTs. But he also takes chances going for the picks and as a result can get burned for a big play from time to time.

And I still think he dropped that easy pick in the Superbowl™ as a "Fuck You" to the Patriots for not extending him.

El Padrino said...

yeah cuz he didnt want a ring

I'll show them!

El Padrino said...

18-1

Aitch said...

" yeah cuz he didnt want a ring

I'll show them!"

No, not that, but I do think he was cocky enough to think he would get another chance.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"No, not that, but I do think he was cocky enough to think he would get another chance."

lol

Aitch said...

Hey, you all have your crazy views. I'm entitled to mine!

Keef said...

you guys are fucked up

OK guy who made a comment about a special needs kid sitting in a wheelchair drooling like a bulldog



special needs kids are not easy to care for

Totally agreed. That's why you start getting ready earlier. Not being an as. about it, that's just the facts. If you know it's going to take you longer to get ready, you start getting ready earlier. Unless your* a woman. Then you're going to be late no matter when you start getting ready

Keef said...

"No, not that, but I do think he was cocky enough to think he would get another chance."


jesus

Jugdish said...

No, not that, but I do think he was cocky enough to think he would get another chance.


that was my mindset in the super bowl this year

/Wes welker

El Padrino said...

"That's why you start getting ready earlier."

maybe they did, what's early 8 hours? maybe traffic maybe the kid shit his pants and they had to change it

all im sayin is, dont pat down a palsy kid

El Padrino said...

you cant even agree with me on patting down a palsy kid before the poor thing gets on a plane

that's how much of an as you are

Keef said...

I'm not saying anything about the palsy kid getting patted down. All I'm saying is that if you have a special needs kid, you know it takes longer to get ready, so you start getting ready earlier

Keef said...

maybe they did, what's early 8 hours?

I don't know, I don't have a special needs kid. We'll ask your mom

El Padrino said...

"I'm not saying anything about the palsy kid getting patted down."

but i am

i dont give a fuck what time they left

El Padrino said...

I don't know, I don't have a special needs kid. We'll ask your mom

well played

Keef said...

LP
Tell me if this scenario is plausible...

Terrorists use a special needs kid to do whatever it is they do to get through security with a weapon. Special needs goes through security, TSA says we don't need to pat the kid down because he's special need. Terrorists get what they need through security. Another NY building is hit

Keef said...

I'm not being an as. at all. I'm looking at all possibilities

Blue said...

guy on my basketball team asked me last night, if the douchebag guy on our team was special needs

it was hilarity because he was serious, and pointed out that he walks around on defense like a ratard.

special needs guy didn't get to play at all in the 2nd half.

Jugdish said...

Terrorists already use kids

Keef said...

Terrorists already use kids



I know. Basically what I'm saying to LP is that anyone can have something on them going through airport security. It's sad that they have to pat down someone that you would think is 100% innocent, but they can't take anything for granted anymore

Keef said...

guy on my basketball team asked me last night, if the douchebag guy on our team was special needs



Did you tell him you weren't?

(S)

Aitch said...

I actually agree with Keith on this one. Everyone wants to be safe on planes, but no one wants to be inconvenienced. TSA screens millions of people a day, so yea there are gonna be incidents that raise an eyebrow, just due to sheer volume. To me it is still better than the alternative.

Heaven forbid should another terror attack happen, people will be up in arms and ready to blame TSA for not being more vigilant.

Aitch said...

People have the attitude "you should check people out carefully, as long as I'm not the one you're checking."

Keef said...

aitch knows

Jugdish said...

I like to ride in planes, I just dont like paying for it.

/mize

Keef said...

jug knows

tem said...

"no, BK I go to closed down"

why do you go if it is closed?

Keef said...

mize is a mooch like the fat bitch that snored in my room in Vegas

tem said...

"Case Western is in Ohio I think"

^ yes

tem said...

"mize is a mooch like the fat bitch that snored in my room in Vegas"

we weren't in vegas.

Aitch said...

"aitch knows"

That had to sting a little

Keef said...

nah. I don't have a problem with you, h.

Keef said...

Your* easy to rank on because you get all angry

Aitch said...

We all have our roles to play.

I've actually calmed down a lot since I left the taxi co.

kod said...

People here are VERY hyped up about the Falcons getting Asante Samuel. But if he was really that good wouldn't they have had to give up more than a late round draft pick?

What am I missing?


-nothing, I'm wondering what everybody else who is VERY hyped up is missing.

-the Eagles have had a pretty good track record determining when a player is D-U-N (see McNizzie)

-likely not even worth a 7th rounder

Keef said...

We all have our roles to play.



Did someone say rolls?

/rev

Keef said...

Kod Hoge

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"all im sayin is, dont pat down a palsy kid"


That retarded kid is the perfect vehicle for a terror attack!

Keef said...

keep reading, mize

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"I like to ride in planes, I just dont like paying for it.

/mize"


Yer damn skippy.

But nobody likes paying for anything, though.


This is why the world needs Communism.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"mize is a mooch like the fat bitch that snored in my room in Vegas"

No.

Keef said...

dikembe moochtombo

Spaceman Spiff said...

pineda torn labrum, out for season

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Okay.

Jugdish said...

"mize is a mooch like the fat bitch that snored in my room in Vegas"


I dont snore

/mize

s

kod said...

This is why the world needs Socialism


*nodding*


This is why the world needs Communism.



now you've lost me

Keef said...

get out of the pool

/tem

Jugdish said...

I just want free shit

/mize

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"now you've lost me"


True Communism. It works in theory. No monetary system, everybody acquires things they need/want by trading services and barter.

Jugdish said...

True Communism. It works in theory. No monetary system, everybody acquires things they need/want by trading services and barter


does in theory mean without the human element?

Keef said...

the human element is overrated

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

"does in theory mean without the human element?"


Sans greed and tyranny.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Humans have the insatiable desire to one-up each other instead of settling as equals.

I ♥ 2 Fart said...

Abortions: Inexpensive.


Discuss.

Jugdish said...

As far as?

Keef said...

Sans greed and tyranny.



possible

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