Friday, April 13, 2012

addicted to animal shows lately

I am not drunk.  Had work tonight. 

In all seriousness why does MLB still allow Jamie Moyer to pitch.  Is he not blocking a younger pitcher out there?

I wanna go face to face with Hannah Storm.  Just that my face will be my bizalls.  Lights out.

Machete is a ridiculous movie.

When I get a house I'm getting an Ostrich to gaurd the perimeter.  They are the best fighting bird on the planet.  They can run 55 MPH.  One kick to the face can actually kill you.  If stuck in the right spot. 

Hockey.

Sorry.

My favorite Italian pastry is a Sfogliatelle.

169 comments:

El Padrino said...

sorry about this post
i got home late and shit and am tired to fix it

Blue said...

jamie moyer is just keeping the seat warm until De La Rosa comes back from TJ surgery in early June.

Blue said...

He'll get a couple more starts, and if he doesn't win, they'll cut him and go young

Blue said...

he was victimized yesterday by a dropped routine flyball.

only gave up 2ER in 6 innings, that's not awful

Blue said...

so petrino was banging some chick that was miss swimsuit 2007 or something

El Padrino said...

he throws like 60mph, i topped 88 once in high school

and 71 at the last carnival thing
which is always hilarity

almost threw my damn shoulder out

Blue said...

he's left handed

Blue said...

and you, are not

El Padrino said...

he's 50

El Padrino said...

n korea


hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

suite rocket
who sold it to you Wile E coyote

hahahahahahahahaha

Blue said...

it says more about how shitty the rockies young pitchers are than, how great jamie moyer is

El Padrino said...

yeah i guess

Keef said...

i topped 88 once in high school



ok

Keef said...

This never would of* happened if steve was still alive

El Padrino said...

gollum off this whole week been suite

just got a text

tell everyone im leaving monday early to see a dr.


wait, you couldnt see this dr the entire week you were off dickhead?

Keef said...

it's cool that LP & Gollum text each other

Keef said...

maybe he got sick today and couldn't get to the doc until monday

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont blame him for not going to the doc during PTO

Spaceman Spiff said...

LP doesnt go to the doc or dentist so he doesnt know

Spaceman Spiff said...

lakers playoff presale today, got my trigger finger ready

El Padrino said...

sure take the devil gollums side

i see

Blue said...

maybe the doctor was on vacation this week too

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron

El Padrino said...

there are so many of those

all of them hilarious

Blue said...

larusso is gonna fight?


Daniel larusso is gonna fight!

El Padrino said...

karate kid?

El Padrino said...

fight who

Blue said...

he's gonna fight Johnny Lawrence

Keef said...

WHOA

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass


dem tits

Keef said...

note to self

Keef said...

Florida Gators freshman Bradley Beal will declare for the NBA draft, the school announced Friday morning

Keef said...

The president's 2011 federal income tax return shows reported adjusted gross income of about $790,000 last year. About half of the first family's income is the president's salary. The White House says the rest comes from sales of Obama's books.



Not a bad gig

El Padrino said...

alabama shakes


really good band out there

El Padrino said...

i need to write a book

El Padrino said...

prequel to Alien

shit looks dope

kod said...

"Machete is a ridiculous movie."



ridiculously awesome, I don't remember coming away from a movie more surprisingly impressed since Scream


not that it was *that* amazing, but my expectations were somewhat low, and it is freaking awesome at what it sets out to do

Keef said...

i need to write a book



You better pay the editor a lot

(S)

Meiz said...

"i need to write a book"


I thought you started to write a book. Or was that a screenplay?

El Padrino said...

that was a screenplay

Blue said...

i started to write a screenplay, then they made a movie about it

"we bought a zoo"

fucking stealers

Meiz said...

"that was a screenplay"


Fag!


/LP

tem said...

and send the editor a thank you

Keef said...

i started to write a screenplay, then they made a movie about it

"we bought a zoo"




I wrote a similar movie. "We boat a zoo"

/tem

Keef said...

NDR! JR'S! 8:30 TONIGHT! BE THERE!

El Padrino said...

SWV is back you guys

Keef said...

just realized it's friday the 13th

El Padrino said...

say crepe and i wont break your arm

tem said...

6 days until house closing.



when does it reopen? /as.

Keef said...

tem knows

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels suck

El Padrino said...

im leaving early to go to work

that is some fucked up shit right there

POWERBALL ME!

Spaceman Spiff said...

kuroda shit on them

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

im leaving early to go to work

that is some fucked up shit right there



fucking woe

Spaceman Spiff said...

david price threw 3 innings


83 pitches

Keef said...

Bill Simmons
FYI: Jacoby Ellsbury just hurt his shoulder. Left the game. Didn't look good.



o:fb

Blue said...

add rachel bilson to my list

Blue said...

even if she is as tall as a keebler elf

Keef said...

she's been on my list. I like her a lot

Blue said...

yeah, i've always liked her too, then I forget about her until i see more pics

Spaceman Spiff said...

game 2 tickets purchased

Keef said...

nose bleeds?

Blue said...

he's sitting next to Jack

tem said...

i think bilson is good

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea up top, top view at staples is good though

Keef said...

i think bilson is good



I bet she lets you motorist

Blue said...

oh shit

motoristing thoughts

Meiz said...

"yeah, i've always liked her too, then I forget about her until i see more pics"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

i am a motoristing sumbitch

Blue said...

unspeakable motoristing

kod said...

"SWV is back you guys"



I approve; they should tour with En Vogue

Keef said...

Your* never gonna get it

Blue said...

i get so weak in the knees i can hardly speak

kod said...

Hey, they even managed to take the worst song off of Thriller and make it palatable

Love will be right here >>>>>>>>> Human Nature



and I heart MJ

tem said...

boyz II mean can tour with them.

tem said...

ha...men

i am just a bad typer

kod said...

oops, I mean I heart MJ's music


I don't really heart MJ; I think he sexually abused kids (cmkod and sdkod2 vehemently disagree, but reasonable minds may vary I suppose)

kod said...

"boyz II mean can tour with them."


I think they're busy touring with Color me Good

Blue said...

"but reasonable minds may vary I suppose"


calling woman* reasonable now, huh?

Meiz said...

Human Nature is not the worst song off Thriller.

Keef said...

Color me Good?

Blue said...

color me nonsense

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Boston College’s Chris Kreider is going straight from the NCAA playoffs to the NHL playoffs. The 20 year old junior is skipping his senior season after an NCAA Championship to sign a contract with the New York Rangers"

D said...

they drafted him in 09 so i guess they can sign him now

Spaceman Spiff said...

cain earning that cash

1 hit shutout, 11 K 0 BB

Spaceman Spiff said...

the only hit he gave up






the opposing starting pitcher, soclose

tem said...

Boys II mean and color me bald would be a good concert.

tem said...

Beth, why don't chicks admit they like girl on girl porn?

tem said...

Family picture day for church directory. I was not allowed to wear my bucaneers jersey.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Che-Hsuan Lin's agent confirmed (to Focus Taiwan) that Lin has been called up by red sox"

H,

LINSANITY!!!

Meiz said...

"Family picture day for church directory. I was not allowed to wear my bucaneers jersey."


A) That was always awful

B) By whom?

Keef said...

working 4 hours of OT this morning

Meiz said...

Actual job listing I'm applying for:

"Qualifications: Candidates must be organized, highly motivated, detailed oriented, professional team players with excellent communication skills."


Uh, what oriented?


Cue up the Uncle Joey.

Keef said...

hilarity

kod said...

"Boys II mean and color me bald would be a good concert."



yeah, that's much better than what I had; color me bald is grate (ns)

tem said...

Shit be getting real at Ohio cracker barrels.

tem said...

Brooklyn, Ohio needed Steve to be at that CB.

kod said...

this new ID channel has sucked me



3 months ago I would have said there were already enough real life crime shows on tv; turns out, they just needed some new ideas...these ID shows >>>>>>>> forensic files, snapped, Dateline NBC, etc.

City Confidential is still bomb though

Keef said...

temfast

Keef said...

That Snapped show on ID is dope

Keef said...

maybe it's not on ID. whatever channel it's on, it's good.

Keef said...

But yes, ID channel is suite

kod said...

cmkod is a huge Snapped fan



a little too big sometimes, hehe, gulp

kod said...

in the late 1990s she drafted a screenplay about a DV advocate with a secret super hero-esque/vigilante alter-ego who basically was a serial killer of domestic abusers



I wish she would have moved faster on that about 10 years ago, it's kind of like Dexter meets Unbreakable....too bad Dexter and Unbreakable came around in, she sat on it too long


but I digress; my point is, I think that's her secret fantasy, and partially why she likes Snapped so much

kod said...

*came around in the meantime

Meiz said...

Nerve heard of the ID channel

kod said...

Investigative Discovery


mostly, if not all, real-life crime shows

I almost got away with it, Unusual Suspects, Who the (bleep) did I marry?, etc.

Meiz said...

I've been crushing yogurt lately.

Boat a case for $2 this week.

Aitch said...

I know most of you hate hickey, but god do I love the playoffs!

Keef said...

Hickeys are white trash

Keef said...

I almost got away with it



Another grate show

ToddPacker said...

"I love the playoffs!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

Giants closer Brian Wilson is likely headed for surgery on his right elbow after an MRI showed structural damage and an issue with the ligament, and his season could be in jeopardy.

Meiz said...

Summit III.

Meiz cabin.





Yes!
/TP

Meiz said...

But really, we need to figure out the Summit

Keef said...

Going out to Scottsdizzle with NY Guy and a couple other dudes from work. Cmk is driving me up there and picking me up. I shall be getting fucked up

Keef said...

Dude explaining what an auger is is awesome

Aitch said...

^this^

Keef said...

goddamn

Meiz said...

"Going out to Scottsdizzle with NY Guy and a couple other dudes from work. Cmk is driving me up there and picking me up. I shall be getting fucked up"


Twitter, please.

Keef said...

Huh?

Meiz said...

You should tweet whilst out tonight.

El Padrino said...

jay pharoah does a great jigga laigh

El Padrino said...

sounds like keef is gonna have a good time

El Padrino said...

did you know you can drink 4 types of alcoholic beverages and not get sick at all

El Padrino said...

laser cats is awful

El Padrino said...

im gonna manhandle myself in about 20 minutes

Aitch said...

ROMANCE!

El Padrino said...

i strangely like thois song

El Padrino said...

im hungry

ToddPacker said...

"Twitter, please."

why not lov?

ToddPacker said...

used a jack hammer for about 3 hours today.... I'm sore as hell

Keef said...

Home. Boooooo

tem said...

Not many good updates from Keith.

Jugdish said...

Not many good updates from Keith


Just a booze count...like the first time freak got drunk

Keef said...

Yes

tem said...

He had 2 zimas?

Keef said...

Csil has already started to create drama for Vegas

Meiz said...

"Csil has already started to create drama for Vegas"


Yes!

I have a 3 day weekend that weekend. Can I come?

Keef said...

It's next weekend. Go if you want

Meiz said...

I'm quitting baseball

Keef said...

I need some hair of the dog

Meiz said...

I stopped over to see one of my best friends for the 1st time in almost a year. She had a kid in August or September. She currently has mom boobs. That's an upgrade.

Meiz said...

And I quote, "I can't stop looking at your boobs right now. I'm not used to those being there."

Jugdish said...

She said that to you??


S

tem said...

I thought drunk NY guy stories would be fun.

Jugdish said...

They are...just read the last few friday posts except the last one.

Keef said...

Heyooooo

tem said...

How's the guest room keith?

Meiz said...

"I thought drunk NY guy stories would be fun."


Bazackly

Keef said...

Olive Garden to-go tonight. Thanks tem

Keef said...

How's the guest room keith?



It's fine. It's got our old bed, so I'm used to it

Keef said...

Bazackly



My phone is not really internets friendly. I have to pay per MB, and navigating it isn't easy

Meiz said...

"My phone is not really internets friendly. I have to pay per MB, and navigating it isn't easy"


Twitter via text, my man.

Meiz said...

So anyways, curiosity's killing my cat. You got a spare bedroom story?

Keef said...

Twitter via text, my man.


OIC. I was texting TP after he text me to say Miller Lite sucks and LP didn't live in Tampa

Keef said...

So anyways, curiosity's killing my cat. You got a spare bedroom story?



Not really going to go into details. Things were not going well for a while and they were getting worse and I didn't think cmk was taking it seriously at all.

Keef said...

Twitter via text, my man.


Also, I don't feel comfortable texting yous guys when you're 2-3 hours ahead of me unless I know you're up

NS

Meiz said...

Fair enough.

Meiz said...

Anyway, I mean tweeting via text message. All my tweets when I'm not at home go out by SMS.

Keef said...

How do you do that

Meiz said...

set it up in the settings on your twitter webpage. Once you do, you can just text to 40404 to tweet.

Jugdish said...

I don't feel comfortable texting yous guys when you're 2-3 hours ahead of me unless I know you're up


Im good regardless...

Jugdish said...

Not really going to go into details. Things were not going well for a while and they were getting worse and I didn't think cmk was taking it seriously at all.


Hope Everything gets better soon, man! Never easy...

Meiz said...

"Im good regardless..."


Yup.

Keef said...

set it up in the settings on your twitter webpage. Once you do, you can just text to 40404 to tweet.


Nice. I didn't know you could do that

Keef said...

Hope Everything gets better soon, man! Never easy...


Thanks.

Keef said...

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