Thursday, March 29, 2012

yo yo ma!

If I see a car or truck that has a lot of bumper stickers on them, I generally think I wouldn't like the person driving it. I tend to think they would be overly opinionated about everything. They would probably be the type to have a strong opinion on something with no real basis for their opinion but a clever bumper sticker they bought in a store.

I haven't heard one person say, "Hey, this timeline thing on Facebook is awesome!", and mean it.

Crazy things that chicks do #1476: fmjug doesn't like to eat dessert unless I have something too. Two days ago we were at a deli that had free soft serve ice cream. She wanted some, I didn't...so I got the normal "Fine.". So I went up there and got both of us one, I gave one to her and took one bite of mine. After she was done, she noticed I only took one bite and I got crap for "eating it sarcastically". Apparently I can't do anything without being a little sarcastic at the very least. Yeah!

I saw a guy with the last name of Zimmerman at work yesterday, and my inner Spike Lee wanted to harass him, but I harassed an elderly couple instead.

Weekend plans: Softball tonight. Tomorrow night I'm going here for this with fmjug. I'm working this weekend, and may go out Saturday night for a friend's birthday.

"You look like someone put a bright-red fright wig on a skeleton and chucked it out of a helicopter," Ferrell told O'Brien.

I support an Anchorman sequal. The first time I saw Anchorman a group of us were hanging out and drinking and watching it on DVD. It took us nearly 5 hours to get through it because we kept rewinding it so many times! I swear we had all the money Anchorman quotes down after that one, marathon viewing.

S

Go!

187 comments:

Aitch said...

I'm trying to force myself into a good mood this morning and it is not working.

Beth said...

Yeah, I get that way too around my time of the month aitch.

Beth said...

Maybe this will help.

Beth said...

"After she was done, she noticed I only took one bite and I got crap for "eating it sarcastically".

I think I'd like fmjug.

ns

El Padrino said...

fucking women

Beth said...

Yes EP, we get it, that's what you'd like to be doing right now.

tem said...

Jug should know to save room for dessert just in case fmjug wants dessert.

tem said...

I have a cold. Cmtem says I should call the doctor. Women love calling the doctor for everything.

tem said...

I should be able to get that z pac thing on my own. Just go down to the pharmacy and sneeze and they give me the thing.

El Padrino said...

a zpac will do nothing for you if you have a cold

a cold is a virus antibiotics are for infections

i thought we covered this

Jugdish said...

Jug should know to save room for dessert just in case fmjug wants dessert.



i should know a lot of things

kod said...

I should be able to get that z pac thing on my own. Just go down to the pharmacy and sneeze and they give me the thing.



-handy tip; you don't need a prescription for pet antibiotics, which are the exact same as people antibiotics. If you just need antibiotics and don't want to pay to see a doctor/nurse practitioner, just head down to your local vet, or 800 petmeds or similar online store


that's ns

kod said...

cmkod and I are casual doomsday preppers, so we've been started storing anti-biotic as well as food

Jugdish said...

handy tip; you don't need a prescription for pet antibiotics, which are the exact same as people antibiotics


may cause panting and loss of fur?

El Padrino said...

of course you have

Beth said...

"i should know a lot of things"

Men should know a lot of things.

*fixed

(partly s, partly ns)

Beth said...

"cmkod and I are casual doomsday preppers, so we've been started storing anti-biotic as well as food"

Yet another reason I'd watch a Kod reality show.

Jugdish said...

Yet another reason I'd watch a Kod reality show.


^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

i know a little about alot

Jugdish said...

and i like the term "casual" with the doomsday preppers...

Jugdish said...

i think i know a little about alot



fixed

El Padrino said...

cats, hoarders

you sure A&E channel hasn't contacted you yet kod

kod said...

"and i like the term "casual" with the doomsday preppers..."



yeah, we watch the show on NatGeo, and those folks go nuts on the prepping


we just do the basics, food, water, medicine, heat, items for barter, few weapons...to last us and the extended family about 2-3 months if the grid would go down or some other craziness

El Padrino said...

you say that so casually

El Padrino said...

weapons

whatta got a musket

El Padrino said...

hope you got some gold in that bunker

Beth said...

"whatta got a musket"

You're missing the obvious EP - bows and arrows.

s

El Padrino said...

kod's bunker

a few penthouses
87 cartons of marlboros
bottled water (coors light)
a few bic stics
29 pounds of kitty litter
LSD
viagra
scissors
a can opener
canned meat
a wick
D batteries
flashligh
am/fm transmitter radio
Bee Gees greates hits album
An old shoe horn
Vibrator, studded
60 pounds of cat penicillin
4 bags of meow mix
a cat tree
some matches
a few pillows
a musket
one leatherman tool
an elelphant gun
some jumping jacks

Blue said...

forgot the lysol

Beth said...

And what's a "flashligh"?

s

Blue said...

damnit he's just a bad typer

tem said...

"a cold is a virus antibiotics are for infections

i thought we covered this"

apparently i have a sinus infection, so the z pac is the way to go.

Blue said...

ron burgundy on conan last night

tem said...

but in my world cold just covers everything.

cold = flu = infection

i'm not a woman who knows the difference between them all.

Beth said...

"Thanks Zimmerman!"

/Skittles

El Padrino said...

"i'm not a woman who knows the difference between them all."

what makes you a woman is needing medicine for a cold

nancy

El Padrino said...

i dont know about a ron burgundy sequel

Meiz said...

I like the new timeline on facebook

El Padrino said...

fuck facebook

Meiz said...

"cmkod and I are casual doomsday preppers, so we've been started storing anti-biotic as well as food"


One of my dreams is to kill a doomsday prepper if the world goes to shit.

tem said...

that is an interesting dream

El Padrino said...

just to prove that it was all for naught

i like where your heads at meiz

El Padrino said...

"House kills Obama budget 414-0..."

well now
that is what we call round these parts an ass whuppin

Jugdish said...

that is an interesting dream




and that's just one of his dreams

El Padrino said...

one of his other ones is him staring at a pedestial with a dancing vagina on it

Jugdish said...

the kod bunker list was good, well done Lp

Jugdish said...

that was a lot of cat litter for just 4 bags of meow mix

El Padrino said...

you need alot of kitty litter for 17 adults jug

El Padrino said...

fucking autism

El Padrino said...

alicia silverston feeds her baby chewed food from her mouf?

wft

tem said...

she is hot, she can do whatever she wants.

tem said...

birds do it and they can fly, so maybe thats the secret to flight.

tem said...

once the little silverstone kids start flying around the playground she'll be the one laughing.

Keef said...

A shark can detect a fish’s heartbeat up to 3 feet away.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Christian Bedard, a Southington High School classmate of Pavano, has been contacting Pavano’s sister, Michelle DeGennaro, through Facebook with threats that he will expose an alleged relationship between himself and Pavano."
"In an interview Monday, Bedard said he was writing a journal as a way of giving closure to what he said was an “emotional and physical relationship” between him and Pavano which lasted for three years while the two were high school classmates."

Keef said...

i like where your heads at meiz


TWDS

tem said...

I don't know who Christian Bedard or Pavano are.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcnizzle was on first take this morning saying RGIII is not a good fit with shanny's offense and it won't work because 'egos will get in the way'. he's not biased or anything though

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I don't know who Christian Bedard or Pavano are."

carl pavano

El Padrino said...

so it is shark week?

El Padrino said...

i knew pavano was gay

El Padrino said...

arod cried when he was traded, that's how i know

El Padrino said...

gonna check out revel in may

tem said...

i don't even know who carl pavano pitches for anymore.

El Padrino said...

minnesota dummy

Keef said...

Best Buy to close 50 big box US retail stores, open 100 Mobile stand-alone outlets in 2013

Keef said...

"big box"


someone called?

/beth

Meiz said...

"just to prove that it was all for naught"


Yup.

tem said...

we have a little best buy in our mall. it is dumb.

tem said...

we have a big box best buy outside of the mall. it is slightly less dumb, but still dumb.

Keef said...

your face was all for naught

El Padrino said...

best buy blows

Keef said...

are you doing NL preview tomorrow?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"B.J. Upton will start season on DL"

tem said...

your face is on the DL

Keef said...

let's keep that on the dl

Keef said...

poop

kod said...

"whatta got a musket"



ha, shit, that would involve skill. Step-dad in law was Baltimore City police for 30 years, followed his advise for us non-gun lovers - shotgun all the way....you don't have to worry about things like aiming, or do much of anything.... you just can't let anyone get that close and let the buck shot do its thing

of course, we have other options for closer combat scenarios, both lethal and non-lethal


also handy tip; in 44 states you can legally purchase a 2-prong firing taser with a laser scope which also provides the same jolt as the police tasers, and you can hold the torture for up to 30 seconds....all for under $300 including shipping.

El Padrino said...

"are you doing NL preview tomorrow?"

is that already happening
thought i had another week

kod said...

"One of my dreams is to kill a doomsday prepper if the world goes to shit."




and this is why......


but nobody in their right mind would try to infiltrate our underground bunker; not without a small heavily armed militia

Meiz said...

Doomsday preppers have made themselves targets with the stupid tv shows.

kod said...

"In an interview Monday, Bedard said he was writing a journal as a way of giving closure to what he said was an “emotional and physical relationship” between him and Pavano which lasted for three years while the two were high school classmates."



too bad for him he joined the Twins after Santana was traded to the Mess

Keef said...

is that already happening
thought i had another week



I just asked a question.

Keef said...

too bad for him he joined the Twins after Santana was traded to the Mess




heyooooo

El Padrino said...

i may or may not cuz next week im off thurs and friday so i might do it tomorrow

stop pressuring me

Keef said...

isn't kod's whole house under ground?

El Padrino said...

dont know what that means you saying santana is gay?

cuz he bangs bitches on public golf courses

Keef said...

i may or may not cuz next week im off thurs and friday so i might do it tomorrow

stop pressuring me




Do you need me to get you a bottle?

El Padrino said...

by and by the nl preview will suck something fierce ive paid zero attention to beisbol thus far other than knowing the mets will win 75 games this year

El Padrino said...

"Do you need me to get you a bottle?"

of scotch, yes

El Padrino said...

i could just wait for my beer from aitch to get here

El Padrino said...

or blue

Keef said...

by and by


THYSIIRL

Blue said...

is this jennifer lawrence chick doable?

sometimes she looks really good...others not so much.

i'm very confused

Spaceman Spiff said...

doable isn't a very high threshold so yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a fan though

tem said...

No idea who Jennifer Lawrence is. Is she joey's sister?

Blue said...

she's the hunger games chick


her rolling stone cover you can kind of see some boobage, they look alright

El Padrino said...

of course she is doable

is she hot

no

Keef said...

No idea who Jennifer Lawrence is. Is she joey's sister?



WHOA!

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

i'm running away with this TCS

El Padrino said...

keef did cmk ever mention, even jokingly, that the summit 2 would/might there be bitches there

like i do i know bitches wont be there?

Keef said...

never was broat* up

Keef said...

I take that back. She didn't axe if any of us that were going were woman*. But she did make a comment about hitting on the college chicks in Austin

Blue said...

meiz went, so she's got no beef with the woman

Blue said...

who hurt you?

/meiz

El Padrino said...

i see

Blue said...

cmblue just assumes no woman would be dumb enough to hang out on this blog

Keef said...

i see




0%. Got it.

Blue said...

no offense beth

Keef said...

blue just assumes no woman would be dumb enough to hang out on this blog



FACE!!

El Padrino said...

0%. Got it.

doesnt look like a summit 3 is happening

El Padrino said...

for anyone a year ago it was planned already

Keef said...

doesnt look like a summit 3 is happening



It's March bro

Keef said...

cmblue just assumes no woman would be dumb enough to hang out on this blog




There's no woman* here

/zeke

Jugdish said...

doesnt look like a summit 3 is happening

we had it last weekend in nyc...

Blue said...

i'd love to go this year, but with me being a credit card nazi this year trying to get them paid off...probably not going to happen for me


0%

El Padrino said...

whore tomato

Keef said...

we had it last weekend in nyc...


I'm glad I didn't go this year

Beth said...

"no offense beth"

Cmblue is kind of correct, in that the more time I spend on LOV the dumber I feel...

El Padrino said...

great reviews on this

Keef said...

Cmblue is kind of correct, in that the more time I spend on LOV the dumber I feel...



LP Syndrome

Jugdish said...

great reviews on this




for kod's bunker

Keef said...

Was kod on the doomsday prep course before cmkod came along?

kod said...

"isn't kod's whole house under ground?"


Pretty much; there is a spare bedroom and hallway that was added on later (above ground), but other than that (bathroom, living room, 3 bedrooms, kitchen, office, etc.) is all underground

kod said...

Was kod on the doomsday prep course before cmkod came along?



oh no, she's spearheading the initiative. I tend to go the opposite way....pretty much figuring things will go fine, and if they don't, I'll adjust on the fly

but, having a couple months of provisions on hand just in case was compelling enough for me to allow

El Padrino said...

now i gotta google cloud

Keef said...

In meterology, a cloud is a visible mass of liquid droplets or frozen crystals made of water and/or various chemicals suspended in the atmosphere above the surface of a planetary body.

Keef said...

You learn about clouds in year 3 at the University

Jugdish said...

You learn about clouds in year 3 at the University



so? i'm certified now. i can be in charge of shit

/Lp

El Padrino said...

fucking cloud is awesome why didnt anyone tell me about this

Keef said...

::stratocumulus::

El Padrino said...

computer data storage

digital storage keef

Meiz said...

"::stratocumulus::"


Stop it.

Keef said...

oh

Blue said...

keith doesn't watch TV so he's never heard of "the cloud"

Blue said...

stupid charles barkley commercial with CDW is all about the cloud

Blue said...

time to go bowl

great fun

Keef said...

keith doesn't watch TV so he's never heard of "the cloud"



partly true

El Padrino said...

gonna plow through a preview tonight, probably while intoxicated

bought a case of stella at costco, $28.99 is no joke

Keef said...

Whiskey

Spaceman Spiff said...

is it just me or has bottled stella gotten better

El Padrino said...

i know right

Keef said...

stella is the new amstel light

El Padrino said...

amstel light is puke

Aitch said...

Cmep is asking if any women are going? I have a hard time understanding EP's gibberish. Is that what he was saying?

El Padrino said...

no she said, jokingly, which is like seriously

how do i know no women are going

i said because you trust me

then she said ok

then followed that up by saying when will she get a chance to get away for a weekend alone

and i said anytime

Aitch said...

Could this be the catalyst for the first ever reference to LOV in divorce papers?? Groundbreaking!

Aitch said...

I heard something a few months back on the news that made me chuckle. I don't remember the exact figures, but video games were mentioned as a cause in like 40% of divorces. Facebook was mentioned in like 70%

El Padrino said...

my people dont get divorced aitch

El Padrino said...

there is always something on with HBO GO

Jugdish said...

keep that shit outside!

El Padrino said...

look at bartolo colon

Spaceman Spiff said...

jugfast

Jugdish said...

damn

kod said...

"Pavano's sister, Michelle DeGennaro says Bedard's claims about a relationship with her brother are false."



hmmm, right. I guess all I can say about that is that my sister would likely say/believe the same thing if I were being similarly extorted.

kod said...

"Police in Anoka County say a man was arrested for punching his girlfriend, who retaliated by throwing 1-week-old puppies at him. Both are in the Anoka County Jail.

The 25-year-old boyfriend was arrested on suspicion of third-degree assault. The 20-year-old woman is being held on possible charges of animal cruelty."


THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT (and I'm an animal lover) HE should be the one charged with animal cruelty, not her. Safety of a puppy is not as important as not getting hit repeatedly in the fucking face by your romantic partner

Jugdish said...

(and I'm an animal lover)


ya don't say?

Jugdish said...

wall

kod said...

"Partnering with Manpower, a national recruiting firm based out of Milwaukee and with at least one office in South Dakota, in Sioux Falls, the state’s Department of Labor and Regulation is looking to attract 1,000 out-of-state workers to fill what are considered skilled, high-demand positions in the areas of manufacturing, engineering, financial services and information technology"


Hey Meiz, here's another regional area looking to pay people to come work....don't you or at least didn't you used to be employed through Manpower?

kod said...

http://www.popmatters.com/pm/review/156330-rez-life/


Link to a nice review of a highly recommended read.

If you ever want to take a real glimpse into how things really are on Reservations and how and why things and people work differently in Indian Country....this is the book.

It's also filled with a good amount of hilarity. And if you think I have some crazy stories, well, lets just say I've got nothing compared with some of the stories within this book.

It's been one of the most interesting books I've ever read, also in part because it centers around right where I work, and is filled with people and places I know

El Padrino said...

nice link

El Padrino said...

piece

Tyler said...

I just read "eating it sarcastically" and laughed out loud. I've been there so many times. Sometimes you just can't do anything right.

Tyler said...

Cesar Chavez weekend starts in 15 minutes.

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

"Partnering with Manpower, a national recruiting firm based out of Milwaukee and with at least one office in South Dakota, in Sioux Falls, the state’s Department of Labor and Regulation is looking to attract 1,000 out-of-state workers to fill what are considered skilled, high-demand positions in the areas of manufacturing, engineering, financial services and information technology"

NO

Keef said...

mie ♥s Manpower

Keef said...

I'm talking on the phone with some doomsday freak right now. Weird

Meiz said...

"mie ♥s Manpower"

Not even a little

Aitch said...

Re: puppy toss

I know you just posted an exerpt from the article Kod, bur does it say anywhere in the article that he hit her repeatedly, or are you using your mat? Cuz I'm TEO of an animal lover and even I think it is hard to justify this use of excessive puppy force...

Partly S

kod said...

ha!


cmkod thinks it's gonna be solar flares causing the grid to go down temporarily; she fears a major earthquake in Cali too (her son lives near LA)

kod said...

Partly S


nah, I brought out my map initially. I thought it about it more, I should wait for more details to come out....totally possible the charges are justifiable.

Meiz said...

Aioli is fucking gross

Meiz said...

LP twitpics the new TV, and you'll never guess where bgep is located.

Aitch said...

"LP twitpics the new TV, and you'll never guess where bgep is located"

6 inches from the screen?

Aitch said...

Tough day today... Glad I had some good friends to help me through it. 3 year anniversary of my mom's passing.

Aitch said...

Go ahead and say it, Keith. Woe.

Meiz said...

"6 inches from the screen?"


Ring-a-ding-ding!

Meiz said...

Fuck it. I think I'm gonna buy a couple Mega Millions tickets. Why the fuck not. Its worth the money.

tem said...

Nothing good on tv. Throwing puppies is bad. Punching chicks is worse. Lock them both up.

Prison scene were puppy throw tells Fisty what she is in for will be hilarious.

Keef said...

I have way too many drawring* games going on right now

Keef said...

cmkod thinks it's gonna be solar flares causing the grid to go down temporarily; she fears a major earthquake in Cali too (her son lives near LA



Weird. Dude I was talking to when I was at work today talked about the solar flares for at least 15 minutes. Weird dude

Keef said...

Go ahead and say it, Keith. Woe



Fuck dude. I wouldn't ever make a joke about that

Keef said...

this was a popular topic at work tonight

it wasn't at our store. This was like 10 miles away

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