Wednesday, March 21, 2012

What's new?

I haven't paid much attention to anything that's been going on. I guess Tebow is not going to be the starter going into training camp. You're a liar John Elway.

Lots of crazy tebowmaniacs still out there calling into shows and telling everyone how the broncos made a horrible decision. Look, i like Tebow, i feel bad for the guy, but if you don't get why the broncos did this, then you don't get to watch football anymore.

cmblue hates Peyton Manning, she's now telling me I have to sell my broncos season tickets. She has threatened to throw away my kids broncos jerseys, she's a little extreme.

Either way it should be an interesting fall in the blue household.

That's about all I have, some crappy basketball is being played in parts unknown and will finish with a championship in Denver...freak must be pumped.

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El Padrino said...

i was gonna say what is cmblue's problem with peyton but i remembered that she grew up down souf in the auburn area i think

El Padrino said...

cmep is so oblivious to sports

El Padrino said...

santorum needs to put the bible down man

focus on the real issues kid
cmon you're killing me

Blue said...

yeah, but it's not that he's an SEC guy. she thinks he's too whiny and always blames everyone else when shit goes wrong.

oh and she picked the brady side of the argument a long time ago and has stuck with that.

Jugdish said...

i was gonna say what is cmblue's problem with peyton but i remembered that she grew up down souf in the auburn area i think



how do you remember this, but nothing else?

El Padrino said...

foreign to me like i said my wife only knows that peyton is eli's brother and that is it

she can probably name 5 athletes total across all sports and one of them might be like hulk hogan

El Padrino said...

"how do you remember this, but nothing else?"

it comes and goes

El Padrino said...

when i pay attention i can retain just about anything

Jugdish said...

it comes and goes



twss

El Padrino said...

the other day she asked me who ocho cinco was

cmep: who is ocho cinco?

me: a football player

cmep: is his name really ocho cinco? that means 85 in spanish

me: I know what is means. And yes legally that is his name, it used to be Chad Johnson, why are you asking this anyway

cmep: he is dating this girl on my show called basketball wives

me: beer time

El Padrino said...

this is why she knows kris humphries

El Padrino said...

up that number from 5 to 10

she knows kobe, hates him because he's a rapist

women hate rapists for some reason

Keef said...

He's going back to Johnson

Jugdish said...

women hate rapists for some reason


some of us like it rough

/beth

Blue said...

anal rapists are the worst

El Padrino said...

"He's going back to Johnson"

suite she'll un-know him then

tem said...

the eliptical machine raped beth.

tem said...

actually i read the article. it is more likely that the ab machine raped her.

El Padrino said...

i'll tell her he died, then when she sees him again and asks i'll say that is his evil twin brother 58, cincuenta ocho

Jugdish said...

cool story

Blue said...

rumor on the street is that the broncos have a handshake deal to send Tebow to the jags for a 3rd round pick

that's just rumors right now though

tem said...

jags would be wise to get tebow.

they'd probably get more than 10 fans at the games.

tem said...

i think he would be an OK fit for the Jets actually (if they weren't in NYC/NJ). NYC would kill him.

Keef said...

A human eyeball weighs about as much as five quarters.

Keef said...

rumor on the street is that the broncos have a handshake deal to send Tebow to the jags for a 3rd round pick




Rumor here is that he's going to stay in Denver and switch to TE

tem said...

rumor here is that he is going to quit football and be on TV with Kirk Cameron.

Jugdish said...

rumor here is he is moving to cypress TX and taking a yob with sysco

tem said...

yeah he stoled the job from some guy in wisc

Blue said...

rumor has it that he's been on a 3 day sex and booze bender in Vegas

Keef said...

yeah he stoled the job from some guy in wisc



Sysco with RUE the day. RUE IT!

Keef said...

I like mize, and I'd like to see him be successful. And I think getting the fuck out of Sconnie would be a good move for him. I just think he's too comfortable there and wouldn't have the guts to move

El Padrino said...

hdh

El Padrino said...

YOU GOT HAIR ON YOUR PEACHES MEIZ OR WHAT?

El Padrino said...

summit III

Keef said...

For months, Mr Haney was afraid to ask Woods for a Popsicle when the golfer was heading to the refrigerator.
‘He never offered me one or ever came back with one,’ he writes in his book, The Big Miss, which will be released March 27.
He describes the anguish he felt over Woods’ simple lack of courtesy.
‘It actually took me a while to summon the courage to blurt out, “Hey, Bud, do you think I could have one of those Popsicles?”’


Really Hank? Really? So bitter

El Padrino said...

we lost mega millions

soldier on

Keef said...

Totally forgot to get a ticket

El Padrino said...

nobody won, get one friday

Keef said...

suite

El Padrino said...

291 MMMMMMILLLLION

El Padrino said...

i'd buy things with that

tem said...

he is mad that tiger didn't offer him a popscicle?

wtf?

get your own damn popscicle.

tem said...

el pad if you win make sure you pay taxes. you'll owe lots of taxes on the winnings.

Jugdish said...

get your own damn popscicle


get one from old man herbert

Keef said...

popscicle


nice. LP would be proud

Keef said...

i'd buy things with that



I'd buy McDonald's stock.
BEAST

Keef said...

who is old man herbert?

Tyler said...

he is mad that tiger didn't offer him a popscicle?

Popscicles are for closers.

Tyler said...

Popsicles. Dammit.

Tyler said...

Wu-Tang Killa Beez, we on a swarm

El Padrino said...

stumbling over popsicles I see

El Padrino said...

"I'd buy McDonald's stock.
BEAST"


I'd buy A McDonald's

Jugdish said...

who is old man herbert?



one of your favorite family guy characters

Keef said...

I'd buy A McDonald's



Too much work. Those franchise owners are in those stores all the time

Keef said...

one of your favorite family guy characters


ghey

Jugdish said...

Too much work. Those franchise owners are in those stores all the time



plus if you buy A store, you wouldn't think its worth the money...you have to have multiple stores to make it worth it

Jugdish said...

ghey



yes he is ghey...and you said you don't watch family guy

Keef said...

plus if you buy A store, you wouldn't think its worth the money...you have to have multiple stores to make it worth it



exactly

Keef said...

yes he is ghey...and you said you don't watch family guy




pure coincidence

El Padrino said...

"Too much work. Those franchise owners are in those stores all the time"

hire someone

duh

Tyler said...

Then you gotta hire a guy to watch the guy that you hired. That's a lot of salary.

El Padrino said...

whatchutalkingboutjug

mcdonalds franchiser profit margin are in the 30 percentile range on average

single store operators only

El Padrino said...

yeah so like i said 291 milly

taxes like 160MM

which is alot of fucking taxes

El Padrino said...

time to go tv shopping

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Chris Carpenter shut down; likely to start year on DL"

Jugdish said...

whatchutalkingboutjug


you also have to go to hamburger U, not hamburger CC



s

Jugdish said...

Sources: Jets join Jags, Wolfpack in Tebow hunt

El Padrino said...

i go to ballsohard u

El Padrino said...

so LED is better than LCD now right?

fuck 3d

Keef said...

hire someone

duh




How much do you trust that someone to do a good yob?

Keef said...

Then you gotta hire a guy to watch the guy that you hired. That's a lot of salary.



T knows

Keef said...

you also have to go to hamburger U, not hamburger CC




Goddamn hilarity

Keef said...

fuck 3d



^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

"How much do you trust that someone to do a good yob?"

Meiz.

He immediately makes everyone better.

Keef said...

good point

Keef said...

And you would only need to pay him like $13/hr

El Padrino said...

right

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sean Payton suspended for full year, per league source."

BOOM

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gregg Williams is suspended indefinitely, per league source."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Keef said...

wow

Spaceman Spiff said...

oh shit, brees gonna have to player coach now, pay him

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Saints also lose two second round picks. one in '12 and '13
"

El Padrino said...

hahahahhahahahahaha TEBOW

Spaceman Spiff said...

TP is pumped

El Padrino said...

tebow a Jet

El Padrino said...

J-E-T-S

JETS JETS JETS

Spaceman Spiff said...

broncos gets 4th rounder

El Padrino said...

i saw all this news on the twitter masheen when i was crapping

Keef said...

reunited and it feels so good

/TP

ToddPacker said...

"tebow a Jet"

this gonna end badly

ToddPacker said...

tesus not gonna fit in with the Rex crowd

El Padrino said...

rex curse too much

sanchise gonna lose confidence

El Padrino said...

nfl is dominating off-season

just shitting on everyone

El Padrino said...

glazer broke the tebow news

not surprised

Keef said...

nfl is dominating off-season


What else is going on, though? MLB hasn't started yet. NBA is really the only other thing going on. Noone knows what a hockey is

Keef said...

nfl is definitely king, though

El Padrino said...

schlong, SFW

major hilarity

Keef said...

So what the hell is Tebow going to actually do for the Jets?

Meiz said...

"Ward, I don't think mize has the balls to move out of Sconnie"


You can't be serious. Fuck Wisconsin. I have nothing keeping me here.

El Padrino said...

ice fishing
bait shop
Pep
cabin
no pressure to bang
free housing
brew crew games

Blue said...

deluxe

bomani jones

Blue said...

the evening jones
the morning jones

Blue said...

KRIT
DRAKE

El Padrino said...

"So what the hell is Tebow going to actually do for the Jets?"

Wildcat or Gator

30% of the offense
red zone threat, option, teams have to respect the arm being a runner and all

Sparano went with Wildcat like 70% of his plays in Miami with Ronnie Brown and Ricky it was pretty nifty until teams caught up, Tebow at least has proven it can be done and now with the threat of a QB running it who knows

Blue said...

plus, rex wants to run the ball...run the ball...run the ball

if sanchez sucks, and he'll probably crumble under the pressure, then Tebow comes in and you run a version of the spread option like the broncos did, but with 1000x better defense.

Meiz said...

"ice fishing
bait shop
Pep
cabin
no pressure to bang
free housing
brew crew games"


Year round bass fishing
bait shop
I don't see Pepe anymore
cabin, kinda sucks, but no free manual labor
???
Living at home is the opposite of what I want to do
The Brewers play the Astros

Jugdish said...

suite flop

Jugdish said...

The Brewers play the Astros



Astros move to the AL west next year

tem said...

291M will get cut to $175M when you do the cash option.

$175M will go down to $80M after taxes.

Keef said...

$80M sucks

Meiz said...

"Astros move to the AL west next year"


Shit. Forgot about that. Doesn't matter, though. I know Brewers fans in Texas

Keef said...

You can't be serious. Fuck Wisconsin. I have nothing keeping me here.



You've nerve* lived anywhere else. You're comfortable in Sconnie. Have you ever even thought about living somewhere else before? Like I said, I think it would be a good move for you to get out of there. Just not sure if you would pull the trigger

Jugdish said...

Shit. Forgot about that. Doesn't matter, though. I know Brewers fans in Texas


houston has all the sports too...good sports town.

Meiz said...

Did somebody say no state income tax?!?!?

Keef said...

The chicks in Texas are way too hot for mize. He wouldn't know what to do

Jugdish said...

you can go to white sox games with me

Keef said...

Did somebody say no state income tax?!?!?



No state income tax, but an abundance of illegal immigrants

Keef said...

Be careful, mize. The sun shines in Texas

Jugdish said...

Did somebody say no state income tax?!?!?


^^^^^

Meiz said...

"Have you ever even thought about living somewhere else before?"

Yes. I've always wanted to move away from here. I researched moving to Canada a few years back, but I absolutely couldn't afford it.

Meiz said...

"you can go to white sox games with me"


Oh yeah.

Meiz said...

"Be careful, mize. The sun shines in Texas"


Yeah, I'd hate to have the weather have a positive effect on me.

Jugdish said...

No state income tax, but an abundance of illegal immigrants


WHERES YOUR GREEN CARD

Meiz said...

Hey, before we get too far, lets make sure this cart is way ahead of the horse.

Jugdish said...

if you lived closer you could play on my softball team, where 3/4 of the girls have boob yobs

Keef said...

Yeah, I'd hate to have the weather have a positive effect on me.



I meant because of your pasty white skin

Keef said...

if you lived closer you could play on my softball team, where 3/4 of the girls have boob yobs



You can find girls like that anywhere

Keef said...

Hey, before we get too far, lets make sure this cart is way ahead of the horse.



Isn't that backwards

Meiz said...

"No state income tax, but an abundance of illegal immigrants"


I have no problem with the illegals. The only people that bitch about them stealing jobs are laborers. I ain't no field hand.

Meiz said...

"Isn't that backwards"


That was the point

Meiz said...

And the women? yeah.

Keef said...

do it

tem said...

they hired Dummy instead.

Blue said...

i'm in full support of meiz moving to texas

Jugdish said...

don't forget the music down here mize...the music

El Padrino said...

And the women? yeah.

no pressure to bang

El Padrino said...

wisconnie to texas is a major upgrade imo

El Padrino said...

Red State

when it seceds from America you can run for office

Jugdish said...

when it seceds from America you can run for office



mize will find the people who actually believe that will happen ammusing...as do i. ive never seen any state that has more state pride than texas.

Jugdish said...

mize can get a bumper sticker that says " i wasn't born in Texas, but i got here as fast as i could" for the aveo

Keef said...

wisconnie to texas is a major upgrade imo



der

Jugdish said...

mize calling his sister to let her know he got to texas ok

Jugdish said...

Mize will WORK in Texas...WORK!

/Lp

Keef said...

mize ain't going to Texas

Jugdish said...

mize's brewers yob interview

Keef said...

Shaka Smart says gfy to Illini

El Padrino said...

man justified is so good

El Padrino said...

advil and sunglasses

PREACH

El Padrino said...

Jets’ trade for Tebow hits a snag, could be voided, Rams may get him

Jugdish said...

Jets’ trade for Tebow hits a snag



your face hit a snag

Blue said...

sanchize is crossing his fingers

tem said...

"Saints general manager Mickey Loomis was suspended for eight games."

how the fuck do you suspend a GM for 8 games?

what the hell does he do on game day?

tem said...

is it like an 8 week vacation for him?

tem said...

so all these people get suspended without pay...that means the saints don't have to pay the coach his $7.5M salary and won't have to pay the other people either.

and then they get fined $500K.


so basically it will be an over $7M benefit to the Saints.

Keef said...

how the fuck do you suspend a GM for 8 games?

what the hell does he do on game day?




I thought the same thing. I read that he'll be suspended starting after the final preseason game, meaning that he can't make any roster moves. I don't see how that's a big deal. He can just tell someone else to do it.

tem said...

its* dum*

Jugdish said...

so basically it will be an over $7M benefit to the Saints.



i think they still pay the salary, but to the league like a fine. fines go to charity or something like that.

"so you pocket the money, if there is any...and the net is zero."

tem said...

its not like NFL teams make big roster moves during the season.

some other guy is more than capable of promoting a guy from the practice squad.

tem said...

"i think they still pay the salary, but to the league like a fine. fines go to charity or something like that. "

i guess that makes cents*

Jugdish said...

well, I guess I'll order the sunday ticket

/sean payton

tem said...

NO

/Roger Goodell

Jugdish said...

I'm moving to cypress!

/sean payton

Jugdish said...

nfl should hire terry tate to randomly tackle sean payton, gregg williams, and loomis throughout the course of the year instead of fining and suspending them


eye for an eye

Keef said...

"i think they still pay the salary, but to the league like a fine. fines go to charity or something like that. "



I gotta start a charity

El Padrino said...

charity starts at home

Jugdish said...

the human fund

Meiz said...

If they offer me a job, I might need a little assistance in the apartment search, Mr Dish.

I found a suite place, but I don't know if $600/mo is a rip for the area.

Keef said...

look at other apartments in that area

Jugdish said...

cypress is a nice area, my friend's girlfriend used to live up there. on the surface, it doesn't sound like a rip off, but send me the info and i can check

El Padrino said...

600 a month is a bargain

El Padrino said...

In 2010 Sysco announced that it purchased the former Hewlett Packard call center along U.S. Highway 290 in Cypress and that it will establish a shared services facility for its distribution centers in North America.[9]

Spaceman Spiff said...

"RB BenJarvus Green-Ellis reached agreement on a three-year deal with the Bengals."

El Padrino said...

600 a month

shit
give me three of em

Meiz said...

Sorry for wrecking the discussion.

As you were

Meiz said...

"600 a month is a bargain"


Its a ripoff for people that make 20 thousand dollars a year.

El Padrino said...

the major question is

Does Cypress, Texas have a nice zoo?

Jugdish said...

600 a month


HAHAHAHA...that's like three houses in NYC!!!!

/Lp

El Padrino said...

"Its a ripoff for people that make 20 thousand dollars a year."

life sucks, sometimes you get raped

Jugdish said...

houston has a decent zoo...only been there once.

El Padrino said...

20 thousand a year

SMH

elect obama again that will go down to 10 thousand

or better yet he'll GIVE you 20 thousand

Keef said...

Its a ripoff for people that make 20 thousand dollars a year


You making $20k a year doesn't mean that $600/month for an apartment is a ripoff

Spaceman Spiff said...

silent bob not making any more movies

El Padrino said...

You making $20k a year doesn't mean that $600/month for an apartment is a ripoff


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

28 thousand dollars for a 7 series BMW is a ripoff for people that make 20 thousand dollars a year


/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hang up with the deal Jets for Tebow would be the same hangup the Jags or Rams would have None of those teams would pay back money to Den"

tem said...

why does Denver get money back if Tebow is traded?

Denver will just have to waive that right.

or is it Tebow who is getting the cash?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Denver never asked for the money back, the contract was written that way, and the Jets must not have looked at the fine print of the deal

Because Tebow did not get a signing bonus portion of his 2012 and 2013 bases were guaranteed--in the contract it clearly states a repayment"

Meiz said...

"You making $20k a year doesn't mean that $600/month for an apartment is a ripoff"


Doesn't mean its not. Who cares, I don't have a job in Texas right now.

Keef said...

I don't think $600 for an apartment in most places would be a ripoff. The only time I've had an apartment < than that was when I lived in Cbus, and that was in a shot* part of town.

Keef said...

mize is already looking for excuses to not have to move from Sconnie

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ligament damage confirmed for #Royals Joakim Soria"

first time in a minute that I won't be drafting him

tem said...

$600 here could almost get you one of our places. we have some 450 sq ft things for $675. they are nice, but small.

Jugdish said...

they are nice, but small.


LMC

/Lp

Keef said...

Goddamn, 450 sqft. That's like NYC size apartments

Keef said...

I think our BR might be about 450 sqft. And it's not that big

Keef said...

are we really going to hit bnewer today?

Blue said...

yeah, i don't understand the payback thing


why do the broncos get paid back

tem said...

450 sq ft for one bedroom is a huge bedroom.

Blue said...

even funnier than all the suspensions...the league basically fucks over the rams who didn't have anything to do with the bounties

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