Tuesday, March 20, 2012

vegas was fun

Lots of fun was had in Vegas. Cmtem finished up big so that was nice. We can use the money to buy stuff for the house we are going to buy...or we could use it to buy a purse, perfume and shoes from Michael Kors. I guess we picked the latter. Actually those three items only cost enough to sustain meiz for 3 months and she finished up 10 months, so 7 meiz months goes towards house stuff. Much better than me, I finished down about 100.

So I guess the smoky casinos gave me a sinus infection. It sucks. I don't get it though. My dad smokes like a chimney, I figured my body would be used to smoke. Granted I haven'tregularly been around smoke for about 15 years, but for the first 18 years of my life I basically lived surrounded by smoke. My body should know how to deal with the stuff. Dumb body.

I'm sure we all saw how Manning picked the Broncos. I don't get it. Blue says they have a good O-line but their skill players aren't that great, are they? I still think Arizona or Houston would have been better. I guess it came down to which coach would let Peyton do whatever he wanted to do. And poor Tebow. Have the Pontius Pilate jokes started yet? Is Manning going to hell now for taking Tejus' job? I hope ESPN covers Tebow's destination like they covered Manning's. I want 24/7 coverage. I hope he goes to Pittsburgh. Yep, he can be pals with Big Ben and they can film a sitcom together.

It was warmer in Ohio than in Vegas.

When is the next UFC stuff? I have a feeling I either missed one or that we are due for one here shortly.

I wrote this on my phone again. I'm not going to fix anything autocorrect fucked up.

131 comments:

Beth said...

Why I love the gym...

Jugdish said...

I WORM me some gum...WORK it!

Jugdish said...

caught up on some tosh yesterday, i like his shark tank skits...the skeebowling was funny

Aitch said...

Interesting link...

Does this happen to Beth?

Beth said...

Sorry Aitch, no time to respond, I'm on my way to the gym.

s

Beth said...

Seriously though, never had a full blown orgasm from exercising. But I will admit there are times it makes me damn horny for some reason.

I always kind of just assumed it was a combo of endorphins and getting all sweaty, but I really have no idea. (It's definitely not the old naked Asian ladies in the lockerroom that always seem to be there...)

El Padrino said...

women are weird

El Padrino said...

orgasm at gym but no orgasm when penis is inside you

makes cents*

Beth said...

Well EP, despite what cmep keeps saying to reassure you, size DOES matter some.

Keef said...

caught up on some tosh yesterday, i like his shark tank skits...the skeebowling was funny



Yeah that was good.

His black history month episode was grate

El Padrino said...

"Well EP, despite what cmep keeps saying to reassure you, size DOES matter some."


you and i both know my size is just fine

El Padrino said...

be back

tem said...

thank goodness guys don't have orgasms while working out. that'd be gross.

Tyler said...

The smoke in Vegas is no joke.

Keef said...

A shark can live up to 6 weeks without eating.

Tyler said...

Is it shark week?

Keef said...

I dunno

Tyler said...

Miggy has a small fracture from that ground ball he took to the face yesterday.

Tyler said...

Buster Onley reporting.

Keef said...

goddman

Keef said...

My $ draft is this weekend. I have the first pick. Was gonna take Miggy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"When is the next UFC stuff? I have a feeling I either missed one or that we are due for one here shortly."

didnt miss anything, big gap since last event. Next event is april 14, then there are a bunch

tem said...

UFC must not want to compete against basketball.

tem said...

Ultimate Fighter 1,000 show starts soon though, maybe already did?

Tyler said...

Keef, another Buster Onley report: Cabrera fully expects to play Opening Day. "I want to thank God I had glasses on." Says he only started wearing glasses couple days ago

Keef said...

Aren't the glasses what caused the cuts on his face?

Keef said...

NY Guy just spent the last 10 minutes telling me about being ballz deep in some 1/2 Mexican chick last night. This dude is definitely LP

tem said...

tell him he should have the 1/2 mexican chick go to the gym if she wants to orgasm

Keef said...

Going off of his story, I don't think he cared about that

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ultimate Fighter 1,000 show starts soon though, maybe already did?"

oh yea, fights to get in episode was 2 weeks ago, suite KO on last week's episode

Spaceman Spiff said...

cuts > more facial fractures, but dont know if he came to that conclusion with his Ph. D or the docs told him that

Keef said...

Good waste of time & money

Aitch said...

I love spring days in the city. So many skin tight and low cut outfits.

Aitch said...

Yea I would think the glasses absorbed some of the impact...

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Southern Miss yanks scholarships from students who chanted “where’s your green card” at Puerto Rican player, kicked out of the band as well"

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Am being told Peyton will make $18 million in 2012. There is an injury waiver based on physical in 2013."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Passing March 2013 physical will activate $40M gtee w/a waiver."

Spaceman Spiff said...

Chicago 85, Orlando 59

imagine how bad it would have been if dwight wasn't all-in this season

Keef said...

Or if Rose was playing

D said...

megamilly jackpot is 241 milly

Spaceman Spiff said...

Hope D wins it

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

"A taste of Italy is just a bite away"

-Subway

Keef said...

Did the megamillions ticket prices go up to $2 like the Powerball tickets did?

Spaceman Spiff said...

no, that's pretty redonk

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Hines Ward announces his retirement"

Keef said...

good

Keef said...

Did you know his mom is Korean?

Jugdish said...

suite start to hockey game

Meiz said...

I'm applying for a job with Sysco in Cypress, TX tonight.

Meiz said...

""A taste of Italy is just a bite away"

-Subway"


Ciao down!

Jugdish said...

I'm applying for a job with Sysco in Cypress, TX tonight.



about an hour from me...come on down!

Meiz said...

"about an hour from me...come on down!"

That's the plan. I asked my boss about the future here, and she highly recommended applying at the new facility there. She said she'll give me a recco, too.

Jugdish said...

not a lot of ice fishing down here, as in zero...but plenty of other fishing

Beth said...

"not a lot of ice fishing down here, as in zero...but plenty of other fishing"

More importantly though, do they have bobbers?

Spaceman Spiff said...

Gilbert Arenas officially signed by Grizzlies for one year minimum deal

El Padrino said...

EP

"A taste of Italy is just a bite away"

-Subway

disgrace.

Keef said...

More importantly though, do they have bobbers?




hahahahahahaha

Keef said...

Bobbers are exciting

El Padrino said...

this torta is bomb

Keef said...

I'm applying for a job with Sysco in Cypress, TX tonight.



So what will happen with the Sconnie branch of Sysco if you leave?

Keef said...

mize will be a more mizerable* bastard in the Texas summer heat

tem said...

" I asked my boss about the future here, and she highly recommended applying at the new facility there. "


i don't know if that is a good response or a bad response from her....

tem said...

i bet beth is a bobber.

Keef said...

i don't know if that is a good response or a bad response from her....


Good point

Keef said...

boss of mize: There's a new plant opening in Texas.

mize: i think i might ap...

bom: yes, apply. I'll call ahead and tell them.

El Padrino said...

why are heat interested in fisher

El Padrino said...

not sure if this has something to do with NY guy being balls deep in a 1/2 mexican chick but Meheeco just had a big earfquake

El Padrino said...

i'm a little surprised J Damon doesnt have a yob

he can still rake it

Keef said...

Your face looks like it was raked

tem said...

new house has a "sloped yard"

that means i can get a push mower and just let it coast down the hill.

Keef said...

How does it get back up the hill?

Jugdish said...

peyton manning trying to decide on John Elway and Denver

Jugdish said...

manning presser on now

El Padrino said...

new house has a "sloped yard"

shitty for the guy beneath you

Jugdish said...

shitty for the guy beneath you


TNWBS

Jugdish said...

Peyton: I like horsies, so the Broncos seemed like a natural fit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Gilbert Arena will wear No. 10"

so old number was a jab at people predicting 0 minutes, new number is hopeful

El Padrino said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sometimes I get a good feeeling

El Padrino said...

this place is popping today

Keef said...

Tigerdirect via eBay has 12-Month Xbox 360 Live Membership Subscription Card for $29.99.

Keef said...

wall

El Padrino said...

anyone buy anything from Tiger Direct?

Jugdish said...

back in the 90s

Keef said...

anyone buy anything from Tiger Direct?


I boat* Norton Antivirus from them last year.

El Padrino said...

pierce* bronson

Keef said...

It's Brosnan, dumbass

Keef said...

wall

Meiz said...

LP's the best

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Texans have agreed to send linebacker DeMeco Ryans to the Eagles in exchange for an undisclosed draft choice"

Meiz said...

Job application for Sysco Business Solutions in Cypress, TX is COMPLETE.

Meiz said...

"not a lot of ice fishing down here, as in zero...but plenty of other fishing"


I thought about that. Gotta try to go where the money is. Besides, Texas has GREAT bass fishing.

ToddPacker said...

"Job application for Sysco Business Solutions in Cypress, TX is COMPLETE"

good luck

Meiz said...

Thanks, old man.

I hope they call.

ToddPacker said...

gonna have to get a big cowboy hat to go with your skinny jeans

Meiz said...

Checking out apartments. Shit's look pretty suite. About $600/mo.

Meiz said...

"gonna have to get a big cowboy hat to go with your skinny jeans"


Cowboy boots, too

Meiz said...

And a big shiny belt buckle

Meiz said...

WAIT. Texas doesn't have income tax?

Mother FUCK, I hope they mess around and let me get this job.

Meiz said...

I should apply for a job at Sysco in Miami.

OH SHIT

Meiz said...

I'm enjoying this little "Fuck Wisconsin, I'm outta here" era.

Jugdish said...

WAIT. Texas doesn't have income tax?


correct. low cost of living too

tem said...

All Texas has is an incredibly high bobber tax.

tem said...

As for lawnmower...I'll hook it up to a wench and tow it back up.

Meiz said...

"All Texas has is an incredibly high bobber tax."


GOOD THING I BOUGHT MY BOBBERS IN WISCONSIN!

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M INTERNET YELLING

tem said...

I buy stuff from tiger direct about twice a year.

Jugdish said...

As for lawnmower...I'll hook it up to a wench and tow it back up.


HEY!!!

/cmtem


S

tem said...

Cowboy boots are awesome. I love mine. I look dumb in cowboy hats though.

tem said...

Fucking autocorrect corrected winch to wench....

tem said...

Wench is better though

Jugdish said...

jug has a pair of boots...not hat though. boots are good for dancing, and chicks dig that

Jugdish said...

Fucking autocorrect corrected winch to wench....



you could use a toe truck

/jug

/keef

tem said...

What brand of boots does jug have? I have some justins. I tried on a pair of luchese (sp?) And they were awesome...but too expensive.

tem said...

Toe truck is awesome

Jugdish said...

i have justins as well...they weren't too expensive compared to others...you can spend a lot on boots. i may need a new pair

tem said...

Boot sizes were hilarious though. In one pair I was an 8, in another brand a 10, it was all over the place.

Jugdish said...

Toe truck is awesome


i wish i could say it was spell check.



who do you think you are?! I am!

Jugdish said...

ive had these boots for a good 6 years, haven't shopped in awhile

tem said...

I assumed you did toe truck on purpose. It was slick given the situation.

Jugdish said...

i typed it in the draw something game by mistake

tem said...

I don't know draw something

Meiz said...

6 wins in a row for the Buckaroos.

Meiz said...

You guys are really talking cowboy boot? The fuck?

/bobbers

Keef said...

Ward, I don't think mize has the balls to move out of Sconnie

Keef said...

Wadr*

Jugdish said...

I don't know draw something



download it and get to know it

Jugdish said...

Ward, I don't think mize has the balls to move out of Sconnie



he's calling out mize

tem said...

He could buy jugs house.

Beth said...

"he's calling out mize"

Or you could interpret it as saying what the rest of us are thinking.

El Padrino said...

blue is still jacking off to the manning news

El Padrino said...

why doesnt everyone, including NFL "insiders" understand that the niners were not a good fit for Manning?

Blue said...

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