Monday, March 19, 2012

Suite 16

My bracket is busted. Like your face.

Went to My Big Fat Greek Restaurant on Saturday night with cmk. Love that place because it's authentic. It's like OG for Greeks.

We also saw some movie called Friends With Kids. I had nerve heard of it before Saturday. It was funny though. It has the dude who played Will Ferrell's brother in Stepbrothers, so that's all I thought of pretty much the whole movie.

Goddman FSU. I wish TP would of* warned me earlier about them.

It's like 40° here right now. And raining. Sucks for the people who come here for spring training to see nice weather. But fuck those people. There* all old anyway. Maybe they'll die.

I keed.

No I don't.

Ok, I should get ready for work

180 comments:

El Padrino said...

nice post freak

El Padrino said...

shoulda stayed at UPS meiz, they are becoming ::BEAST:: in the courier game

Keef said...

Which state has the most teams left in the tourney?

El Padrino said...

OHIO!

El Padrino said...

yay for ohio!

El Padrino said...

had no clue xavier was in ohio thought it was pa

El Padrino said...

unc is done that kid broked* his rist*

Keef said...

He could play. It's his weak hand

Blue said...

depends on the break, he could still play

they probably don't need him on Friday, but they'll need him on Sunday if they play Kansas.

would have been a lot better if purdue had beaten kansas

Keef said...

Unc has too many wrist problems

Blue said...

for a dude who broke his wrist, he didn't act like it hurt too much when it happened

Keef said...

I didn't see the fall, I turnt on the game with about 3-4 minutes left and saw he couldn't dribble with his right hand and was wondering wft was going on

Aitch said...

66° in Boston right now. Sorry Keith.

Blue said...

66° with 100% chance of douchebaggery

El Padrino said...

mets owners settled for 162MM for the fraud victims

championship

El Padrino said...

how many times did jump around get played saturday night

Jugdish said...

0

Aitch said...

My friend's drummer was killed on his way home from their gig Saturday night/Sunday morning. He was driving on the highway and got hit head on by someone travelling the wrong way. I didn't know the guy, met him once or twice, but fornsome reason it has me really shook.

Aitch said...

"how many times did jump around get played saturday night"

Or anything by the Dropkick Murphys

Blue said...

driving on st. patrick's day sucks

Blue said...

driving on st. patrick's day sucks

Blue said...

went to a party friday night and should not have driven home.

first time i was ever driving and thought, wholly shit, i shouldn't be driving...not because i was too drunk, but because i was the right amount of drunk that my driving was impaired, but i was still logical enough to notice.

Blue said...

i also realized i'm not as good of a drunk driver as i used to be

El Padrino said...

biggest fear

colov

El Padrino said...

had that party sat night
cmep drove home but there were no spots so i drove around the block a few dowzen times looking for one

easily could have gotten pulled over and blew a twice the legal limit i had a ton of jack and cokes and beers

Keef said...

The odds that an average golfer will make a hole in one are 12,000 to 1.

Keef said...

I thought the odds would be higher than that

Spaceman Spiff said...

bought too much wine

Spaceman Spiff said...

ate at morimotos since they were the only place that would take a large group, slight bummer since Redd was first choice, had the whole roasted lobster with garam masala and lemon creme fraiche on the side, and the duck confit fried rice, was HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Spaceman Spiff said...

had a burger and farmstead which was awesome, and of course at gott's which is reliably awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Source says Bulls are right at top of Derek Fisher's wish list."

condolences jug

that would be the most drastic change of pace during the game, in the league, rose to fisher

Jugdish said...

condolences jug

that would be the most drastic change of pace during the game, in the league, rose to fisher



that's HIS wish list...i doubt he is on their's. bulls are deep and because of inujuries their bench players have a lot of playing time

Spaceman Spiff said...

grossman will be back next season, hope RGIII's conditioning is good


s

Spaceman Spiff said...

he will convince the bulls that they need champyunship experience

Spaceman Spiff said...

my first thought was spurs for him

Blue said...

maybe he'd fit in with the heatles

Blue said...

panthers signed tolbert?

so they have d'angelo, jon stewart, and tolbert

Blue said...

peyton watch 2k12 is starting to feel as drawn out as the favre drama bullshit

Jugdish said...

denver gets peyton

Jugdish said...

congrats blue

Blue said...

broncos got manning

Blue said...

shits blowing up here

Jugdish said...

bluefast

Blue said...

just as i was bitching about it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wow, san francisco coulda been somebody

congrats blue

Aitch said...

Jug, you have many talents my friend. Drawing is not one of them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

PEYTON!!!




/blue

Jugdish said...

Jug, you have many talents my friend. Drawing is not one of them.



i know...i suck at that game

Jugdish said...

but its fun

Keef said...

It is fun

Keef said...

Jug, you have many talents my friend. Drawing is not one of them.


Draw a towtruck for him to guess

Jugdish said...

peyton sticks with the horsie theme

Jugdish said...

Draw a towtruck for him to guess


I Lp'd that one

El Padrino said...

"bought too much wine"

never

Keef said...

That was awesome.

El Padrino said...

suite food porn

El Padrino said...

peyton to denver

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Keef said...

peyton sticks with the horsie theme


You talking about Elway?

S

Jugdish said...

so did the 49ers hurt alex smith's feelings?

Tyler said...

Wow, Manning took the easy way out.

Tyler said...

And they need to hurry up and sign some guys for Peyton to throw to.

Tyler said...

Dallas Clark probably already has a handshake deal in place

Jugdish said...

You talking about Elway?


his favorite actress is sara jessica parker

Jugdish said...

And they need to hurry up and sign some guys for Peyton to throw to.


reggie wayne

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Tyler said...

Via CBS Sports: "Freeman also reports that the Broncos will attempt to trade Tim Tebow and 'do not care' what they get for him."

Jugdish said...

i hear the broncos will be talking to jeff saturday

Tyler said...

So to review; Peyton is coming of off a major injury, hasn't played an entire year, is going to a new team who traded their best receiver last year, and they have a pretty brutal schedule. I would temper my expectations if I lived in the greater Denver metropolitan area.

Keef said...

i hear the broncos will be talking to jeff saturday



Why are they waiting until Saturday?

El Padrino said...

T

Stokley.

That is all.

Aitch said...

Keef what's your username?

El Padrino said...

as.hole

Tyler said...

I know the NFC is tough right now, but I just don't know how you turn down that Niners gig.

Aitch said...

" I know the NFC is tough right now, but I just don't know how you turn down that Niners gig."

Harbaugh.

Keef said...

Keef what's your username?


It's through FB

Keef said...

What's wrong with Harbaugh?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rex Daniel Grossman III"

oh shit RGIII^2!!!

Tyler said...

"What's wrong with Harbaugh?"

That's really the only problem, they've been talking about that on the radio for the last week. He's just as big of a control freak as Peyton is, so they would probably butt heads over the offense.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Utley is doubtful to start Opening Day and Freddy Galvis will be the starting second baseman on April 5th in Pittsburgh"

El Padrino said...

"I know the NFC is tough right now, but I just don't know how you turn down that Niners gig."

Eli.

Keef said...

so they would probably butt heads over the offense.


you said butt heads

Tyler said...

Can we make pre-season trades in the ESPN FMLB league?

Tyler said...

Does anyone WANT to trade in the ESPN league?

Keef said...

Do you want Clayton Kershaw?

Tyler said...

I could be interested in Kershaw. Not excited about keeping two pitchers though.

Aitch said...

Goddman John Clayton. Now it is Tebowmania here and morons are coming out of the woodwork.

Keef said...

I'm not trading Kershaw. I just was curious if you wanted him.

Keef said...

Why is keeping multiple pitchers a bad thing?

El Padrino said...

Pats have a QB

El Padrino said...

for real im keeping like 3 pitchers

El Padrino said...

i'll trade anyone

El Padrino said...

game change was pretty good although i think they too some liberties in bashing palin

woody harrelson was the great, julianne moore too

Keef said...

for real im keeping like 3 pitchers



yo tambien

Tyler said...

It's not. Especially since we keep 6.

Tyler said...

*It's not a bad plan

Tyler said...

Are you keeping Pineda?

Tyler said...

Is Aitch replacing Zeke like he did for foosball?

El Padrino said...

can we change this keeper to $$$ league

El Padrino said...

eirc karabell says i shouldnt keep pineda buttttttttttt he's not the boss around here

Keef said...

I'm debating Strasburg

Keef said...

but he has a low WHIP & high Ks

Keef said...

Yo whip so cold, this old thing

Tyler said...

Can we trade picks this early? Who's the commish, Freak?

El Padrino said...

if it's freak we are screwed he hates all of us

El Padrino said...

strasburg is 1000% a keeper

Tyler said...

I'm offering Panda for a 8-10th round (2nd-4th round after the keepers) pick. If Freak can figure out how to do that.

Keef said...

I'm offering Panda for a 8-10th round (2nd-4th round after the keepers) pick.


Would that even work? Wouldn't it go as a keeper to whoever were to trade for him?

El Padrino said...

you would have to keep the Panda if you make that deal

Tyler said...

Well, yeah. If someone's low on keepers, then instead of using a higher pick on him, they can keep him using a later pick.

El Padrino said...

whoa just saw some vid-yo from sat night

drunkedness

Keef said...

Well, yeah. If someone's low on keepers, then instead of using a higher pick on him, they can keep him using a later pick.



I think he would have to be a keeper for either team. I don't think the league will allow a player to be used in a trade if they aren't a keeper.

Blue said...

that would be awesome though

Tyler said...

But the players haven't been kept yet.

Usually the picks have to be even. So in this scenario, Panda goes on someone's roster, I get their pick, and they get my last pick.

Blue said...

still gathering all the manning info

they're going to overpay

he's going to suck

they'll win 7 games and fans will be chanting for tebow.

Tyler said...

At least they got all that income from those Tebow jerseys last year. And they'll get more from Manning jerseys this year. Maybe that can pay for a new o-line.

Blue said...

to rebut tyler's complaint about manning.

the broncos easily had the best offensive line of the three teams.

I agree about Harbaugh, although they are friends personally, he's too intense for Manning.

broncos have a tough schedule, but an easier division than the titans, schedules rotate every year. The Texans are going to be good, really really good.

Blue said...

broncos o-line

Clady (probowl)
Beadles (decent LG, may move to RT)
Walton (will probably be pushed by saturday)
Kuper(s/b probowl last year)
Franklin (rookie last year, may be moving to left guard)

really solid O-line...sack stats are misleading because Tebow holds the ball so long.

Blue said...

woody paige is hilarious.

he thinks this is great because now Tebow can be free

Blue said...

Manning finally beat the Gators

El Padrino said...

he won super bowl over Rex

::gator clap::

El Padrino said...

woody paige is an alcoholic

Keef said...

But the players haven't been kept yet.

Usually the picks have to be even. So in this scenario, Panda goes on someone's roster, I get their pick, and they get my last pick.



I get what you're saying, but I don't think ESPN allows non-keepers to be dealt. Otherwise everyone could just trade everyone and there wouldn't be a draft at all.

Blue said...

think of the money they'd lose in the draft process

Keef said...

woody paige is an alcoholic

pot

Meiz said...

"shoulda stayed at UPS meiz, they are becoming ::BEAST:: in the courier game"


When did I work for UPS?

Keef said...

when you worked with Dummy & New Guy

Aitch said...

H does not do fantasy baseball.

Keef said...

looser*

Keef said...

so when are you getting married, H?

Meiz said...

"when you worked with Dummy & New Guy"

Oh, that was Koch Enterprises.

Blue said...

koch enterprises BEAST!

Meiz said...

I boat some suite new boobers* on lunch. Can't wait to use 'em.

Meiz said...

"koch enterprises BEAST!"


Indeed.

Aitch said...

Is that a sarcastic question, Keith?

Keef said...

Oh, that was Koch Enterprises.



Is that pronounced "cock"?

/LP

Keef said...

I boat some suite new boobers* on lunch. Can't wait to use 'em.




Bobbers?
You get excited over weird shit

Keef said...

Is that a sarcastic question, Keith?



Depends

El Padrino said...

yeah this fishing thing you're on now is a bit scary

Blue said...

meiz is a lonely soul

El Padrino said...

i worked an albanian wedding last night and decided that they are the Boston of Europe

El Padrino said...

"Went to My Big Fat Greek Restaurant"

this exists?

ns

Keef said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

i know, butter face but see dat ass?

El Padrino said...

nerve heard of it

Keef said...

They're in AZ & CA I guess. I thought it was national

El Padrino said...

5 years 95MM

holy shit

El Padrino said...

"They're in AZ & CA I guess. I thought it was national"

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

Tigers 3B Cabrera takes grounder to face

IN THE FACE!

El Padrino said...

wft is this shit

Keef said...

In N Out for lunch today

El Padrino said...

TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

laron landry to jets, 1 year deal, smat* by them

El Padrino said...

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

Robert Gallery to the Patriots

Blue said...

fuck, i was hoping the broncos could get landry

Keef said...

they really haven't made a splash in the FA market yet

Keef said...

a goonie googoo

kod said...

"A small city in far northwestern Minnesota is hoping to draw workers to a new canola plant by offering free home lots.

A canola oil processing plant is under construction in the Kittson County city of Hallock, which has a population of about 1,000. Northstar Agri-Industries will open the $168 million plant in May with about 50 employees.

The Hallock Economic Development Authority recently voted to waive the cost of a $7,500 lot in a 40-acre housing development."


It's not too bad up here, especially if you like hunting, fishing and ricing....Meiz, looking in your direction

Aitch said...

The only way that works for Meiz if he lives on the lot in a tent.

El Padrino said...

tent city

Aitch said...

I think Miami has to be the biggest losers of free agency so far.

El Padrino said...

your face is a loser

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

It's not too bad up here, especially if you like hunting, fishing and ricing....Meiz, looking in your direction



I work with a bunch of idiots here. I'm the only competent motherfucker in the building. But I'm not getting any recognition for it.

/mize, 3 months after he starts

Aitch said...

It is amazing how many successful companies are out there without Meiz's help.

Aitch said...

Meiz bashing kilt* LOV.

kod said...

unfortunately the bait shop is 2 towns over


it's only a 3 block drive, but still, that might kill it

Meiz said...

"Bobbers?
You get excited over weird shit"

Rocket Bobbers. They lay flat on the water, and tip up when there's a bite. They don't give resistance like a regular float does.

Meiz said...

And you can cast those sons of bitches 30-40 yards with no extra weight on the line. Sinkerless fishin.

Meiz said...

"I work with a bunch of idiots here. I'm the only competent motherfucker in the building. But I'm not getting any recognition for it."


That's a bit hyperbolic

Meiz said...

Can we move the keeper draft a little later? I gotta work until 5:15 on april 1

Keef said...

Rocket Bobbers. They lay flat on the water, and tip up when there's a bite. They don't give resistance like a regular float does.




Those aren't really new technology.

Meiz said...

"@JayGlazer Just got a text from David Garrard telling me he's now a Miami Dolphin"


This is redundant, but Glazer continues to shit on all other reporters.

Meiz said...

"Those aren't really new technology."


Never said they were. I've just never used them.

Meiz said...

I'm going to apply for a part time gig at the new video store in town.

Meiz said...

"The Hallock Economic Development Authority recently voted to waive the cost of a $7,500 lot in a 40-acre housing development."


It's not too bad up here, especially if you like hunting, fishing and ricing....Meiz, looking in your direction"


I don't have the money to build a house. I could make some sort of 20x20x8 insulated box, though.

tem said...

fucking casino smoke gave me a cold and/or a sinus infection. i hate fucking sinus infections.

Meiz said...

Casino smoke?

Keef said...

People smoke in casinos

tem said...

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