Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Sports Frenzy

What a great week for sports after having nothing going on for the last few weeks.

Free Agency started yesterday, apparently the Redskins are going to sign like 30 wide recievers. Pierre Garcon, Eddie Royal, and Josh Morgan to go with Santana Moss and Jabar Gaffney, Chris Cooley and Fred Davis. Shanny is inventing a new 7 receiver offense.

So Reggie Wayne is staying in Indy huh? Well that's interesting. Vincent Jackson getting a shitload of money from the bucs. Brandon Marshall traded, but then it comes out he got into another fight at a bar..surprise surprise...probably why Miami was so quick to deal him.

By the way, the NCAA tourney starts tomorrow. "no, it started yesterday /keith". Shut up, it starts tomorrow. Granted it sounded like there were a couple of good games yesterday, i don't even know if they were on TV. And where is Dayton anyway.

Saw something i'd never seen before, yesterday at the gym a guy (he was italian) was tucking his dress shirt into his tighty whities, on purpose. Maybe this is a new thing so you don't have shirt lines or something, maybe EP knows. I mean, the tails of the shirt were all sticking out through the leg holes and stuff, and he was doing it on purpose. What the hell?

I try and not pay attention to people in the lockerroom at the gym. (that guy was unavoidable), so I hate the "idle chit chat" guy. You know who i'm talking about, the old man standing there half naked who wants to know how your day is, where you work, what your stock portfolio looks like...etc. I hate that guy, I hate it when I hear him talking to other guys.

164 comments:

Blue said...

forgot that the bucks did the unthinkable and traded Bogut

Blue said...

wonder what meiz thinks of the offer i made as virtual GM...wouldn't Nene and JR smiff been a better deal for Bogut, than kwame brown and monta ellis?

Jugdish said...

Shanny is inventing a new 7 receiver offense.



oopty oop

Jugdish said...

You know who i'm talking about, the old man standing there half naked who wants to know how your day is


im that guy

/Tp

Keef said...

i'm excited for the Vjax gets another DUI and gets suspended era in Tampa.


Bo is going to realize what it's like to have a shitty QB throwing to you and you turn into a #3 WR

Blue said...

who is Bo?

Blue said...

Bo diddley?

El Padrino said...

Bo knows

El Padrino said...

i know nothing of tucking a shirt into your draws

El Padrino said...

cept for an undershirt

you can tuck your ginny t in your draws if the ginny t is the undershirt

Blue said...

no, this was his full dress shirt, purple and everything

El Padrino said...

alien

El Padrino said...

megatron extended megally

El Padrino said...

Orlando better move DWIGHT or they will get Lebron'd this summer

El Padrino said...

take the Nets deal

Brook and 3 #1's will get it done

Keef said...

dat

Keef said...

who is Bo?


Vincent Edward Jackson

Keef said...

He signed with Tempa* Bay yesterday

El Padrino said...

strip clubs lobved that signing

Spaceman Spiff said...

carl nicks to the bucs

Spaceman Spiff said...

brook lopez is so bad

El Padrino said...

that's all they have

Blue said...

they could trade kris humphries

El Padrino said...

i like rye

El Padrino said...

why he's pretty good for his number anyway

Aitch said...

I can't believe Wayne stayed with Indy

Keef said...

Obamer* bracket up

Keef said...

Obamer* has the same championship game as me. The other 2 final four teams are different

Keef said...

I've got Kentucky, UNC, Sparty, FSU

Keef said...

Keef said...
Belmont is going to make the Suite 16 in March

NS

November 16, 2011 10:49 AM




Beleeb* it

ToddPacker said...

"im that guy

/Tp"

no, I hate most people.... no time for small talk

ToddPacker said...

"I've got Kentucky, UNC, Sparty, FSU"

FSU will choke before they get to the final 4

Keef said...

no time for small talk



this, all day

Keef said...

I hate small talk

Keef said...

FSU will choke before they get to the final 4


Not this year. Weak bracket

El Padrino said...

no, I hate most people.... no time for small talk

lol

ToddPacker said...

"Not this year. Weak bracket"

maybe, I still the fsu team that lost to Harvard will show up in an early game

ToddPacker said...

can a buy a "think"

Meiz said...

"wonder what meiz thinks of the offer i made as virtual GM...wouldn't Nene and JR smiff been a better deal for Bogut, than kwame brown and monta ellis?"


Its really about Ellis and Udoh. I like the trade enough. Would have preferred to see them swing the Rockets deal, though.

Keef said...

I would WORK her


/LP

Meiz said...

"they could trade kris humphries"


I thought the rumored offer was Lopez, Humphries, and a #1 for Howard, and Duhon. Or something like that

El Padrino said...

fuck indians

Keef said...

I thought the rumored offer was Lopez, Humphries, and a #1 for Howard, and Duhon. Or something like that



So they could trade Humphries. Got it.

Meiz said...

I'm going to apply for a Miller Park tour guide position tonight.

Meiz said...

"So they could trade Humphries. Got it."


In addition to Brook Lopez. as.

Blue said...

knicks should trade melo to Orlando for dwight

Meiz said...

Then they wouldn't have any skilled offensive players

Meiz said...

I hope the Knicks draft Fab Melo

Blue said...

"Then they wouldn't have any skilled offensive players"

jeremy lin

Keef said...

TMNBAT

El Padrino said...

apple boycott not going so well, cmep asks me once a day if she can buy an IPAD3

Blue said...

tell her it's under the bed

Jugdish said...

apple boycott not going so well, cmep asks me once a day if she can buy an IPAD3



you might as well just let her, you know you're going to

Jugdish said...

apple boycott not going so well, cmep asks me once a day if she can buy an IPAD3



you also have an ipod, so it didn't start well either

Keef said...

I'd like to buy an ipad3 but I don't have the credit card

/cmblue

Keef said...

bgas decided she wanted to start walking yesterday

Blue said...

we took all of our Credit Cards out of the wallets this year.

plan to get them paid off by October

Jugdish said...

bgas decided she wanted to start walking yesterday



you have a kid????

/Lp

Jugdish said...

bgas decided she wanted to start walking yesterday


VERY cool!

Blue said...

"bgas decided she wanted to start walking yesterday"

now the fun starts

Blue said...

"bgas decided she wanted to start walking yesterday"


what a pain in the ass

/ep

Keef said...

what a pain in the ass

/ep





hahaha

Keef said...

now the fun starts


s or ns?

Keef said...

The last 2 days were fun. kid cracks me up

Jugdish said...

face

Blue said...

"s or ns?"

ns


once they get super mobile like that, they're a hoot. She'll start dancing and running around like a crazy kid.

El Padrino said...

walking is good

baby steps
literally

El Padrino said...

a hoot?

Blue said...

yes, a hoot

El Padrino said...

for pete's sake blue

El Padrino said...

when they start talking is the real fun

Keef said...

once they get super mobile like that, they're a hoot. She'll start dancing and running around like a crazy kid.


Nice. She's been dancing while she's standing and holding on to something.


No, not a pole.

Keef said...

what's wrong with hoot?

Keef said...

LP is too cool to use words like hoot

El Padrino said...

hoot is 50's talk, TP says hoot

Blue said...

one of my old managers used 'hoot' a lot, probably where i picked it up.

El Padrino said...

d'antoni OUT

El Padrino said...

Wojo is the Glazer of the NBA constantly shitting on Screaming A

El Padrino said...

woodson interim coach until they hire phil jax in the off-season

which i have mixed feelings about

i like Sloan

El Padrino said...

it must kill espn that the guy who outscoops them works for fucking yahoo

El Padrino said...

even though thye never give him props always "break" the news themselves

Keef said...

until they hire phil jax in the off-season


0%

Blue said...

EsPN gets scooped a lot...they say it's because they wait to do their own independent fact checking

Blue said...

d'antoni quits, melo wants traded...what a circus

Jugdish said...

d'antoni OUT


melo will be player/coach

Jugdish said...

d'antoni quits, melo wants traded...what a circus



i still don't blame melo

/Lp

El Padrino said...

melo didnt say he wanted traded

kobe did

El Padrino said...

"EsPN gets scooped a lot...they say it's because they wait to do their own independent fact checking"

but thye have moles
dont make no sense

Aitch said...

Hahaha Knicks

Keef said...

dont make no sense



So it makes sense?

Aitch said...

Keith, what's the scouting report on Jonathan Fanene?

Keef said...

here

Keef said...

he has long hair

Keef said...

he tackles 1 person per game

Keef said...

he went to Utar*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"apple boycott not going so well, cmep asks me once a day if she can buy an IPAD3"

tell her yes

then go as. on her, there is no ipad3, it's called 'the new ipad' right now

tem said...

Bucs signing some players.

tem said...

now it is time to see if the head coach of a middle of the road Big East program can make the leap.

Blue said...

too bad he couldn't get Ray Rice, because that was about the only time he had success in college.

Blue said...

orlando wants carmelo and chandler for d-ho

Blue said...

knicks didn't tell them to go to hell, but instead want a longterm commitment from d-ho, then they'll talk

tem said...

i'm sure D-Ho wants to play with Amare and Lin.

tem said...

i'm not sure if that is better or worse than derron williams and umm, umm, three other guys.

El Padrino said...

melo would off himself if he was traded to lando*

Spaceman Spiff said...

neckbeard to the cowboys

El Padrino said...

"tell her yes"

wont my god damn bill go up or i can just use the wif fi i pay for now

El Padrino said...

who the hell buys the 64 gig one

what you storing on a toy

Aitch said...

I can read stats, Keith. Just wondering if there's more to him. You know how some guys can impact a game in ways that don't show up on a stat sheet.

El Padrino said...

"neckbeard to the cowboys"

romo better wathc his shit

El Padrino said...

"neckbeard to the cowboys"

romo better wathc his shit

Aitch said...

EP, your home wifi bill will be unchanged. You don't pay for usage amounts, just to have the service. If you hook her up with a data plan through a cwll provider, yes you'll have to pay more monthly.

Blue said...

neckbeard to dallas doesn't make any sense.

he could have had a shot at starting in Seattle, Miami, SF...hell even Tennessee or Arizona..but he chooses to go backup Romo?

Aitch said...

64 gig is for peeps who DL a shit ton of movies/music. HD movie files are huge.

Keef said...

You know how some guys can impact a game in ways that don't show up on a stat sheet.


He's a subpar DE from a middle of the road team.

Aitch said...

Also gamers.

If you're using it for mostly work/productivity, you'll never fill 64 GB

Blue said...

if you don't get the 4G one, and why wouldn't you if you're buying the new ipad.

then your phone bill won't go up.

I think data only is like 20 or 25 bucks

Aitch said...

I think Jerry Jones' patience with Romo is wearing thin (fair or not). Maybe hr said something to Orton that implies he may get a shot if Romo struggles early or gets injured again.

Keef said...

I hate when I'm talking to someone about an accident and they say they pulled over to the medium. Ratards

Keef said...

Do NFL teams have an HR dept?

Aitch said...

Yea the data plans aren't actually that bad. You just have to keep an eye on your usage. Thiugh overages on ipad plans are less costly than on cell plans.

Aitch said...

Typo douchebag.

Though I'm sure there is some type of HR for NFL teams. Aomeone has to jandle hiring/firing, insurance and all that other crap, no?

Keef said...

I'm not a douchebag. You're a douchbag, douchebag

Keef said...

David Wright revealed Wednesday that he had a muscle tear toward the left side of his abdomen -- technically, the rectus abdominis muscle. He believed he had a rib cage strain before an MRI exam revealed the true diagnosis


hehehehe

Aitch said...

Jesus... I'm typing like Padrino today...

El Padrino said...

HD movie files are huge.


LMC

El Padrino said...

72-90 for the Mets = less shake shack lines = more shake shack for padrino

El Padrino said...

72-90 in Shea would = suicide

Aitch said...

"He's a subpar DE from a middle of the road team."

So a typical Patriots FA signing. Got it.

Aitch said...

Howard is saying he is gonna stay in Orlando through next year? Is this old news?

Keef said...

The "5s" in the total value of the deal ($55,555,555) is a tribute to Buccaneers quarterback Josh Freeman, who wears No. 5.



that's cute

Blue said...

they'll probably get an apartment together

tem said...

the 5s are because he couldn't get 6s

Jugdish said...

apartment 5

Jugdish said...

johnny 5

Spaceman Spiff said...

best gif ever

riccckkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

yes it's old news

tem said...

He's alive

tem said...

Bogut is always hurt, good riddance.

Keef said...

Howard is saying he is gonna stay in Orlando through next year? Is this old news?



Or through this year

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Or through this year"

saying next year now too, but hasn't signed anything to make it official

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Portland's talks with Minnesota for Jamal Crawford are part of a 3-way scenario with Lakers, source says. Michael Beasley would go to LA."

Spaceman Spiff said...

now players saying dwight did not say anything about next season

well, there goes that

Keef said...

saying next year now too, but hasn't signed anything to make it official



oic

Blue said...

he probably also said bottle service was on him...and then he made them pay for their own drinks

Blue said...

SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!SHOTS!


e'erybody

Meiz said...

Goddamn Aveo. Had to take the entire headlamp assemblies off just to replace headlights.

What is wrong with your people, Spiff?

Keef said...

Doesn't Chevy make the Aveo?

Spaceman Spiff said...

isn't that a chevy

Spaceman Spiff said...

i2i

Meiz said...

Daewoo.

Although it is a Chevy.

Spaceman Spiff said...

laurent robinson jags

Spaceman Spiff said...

"D’Antoni, the source said, had been advocating that the Knicks attempt to trade Anthony to the New Jersey Nets for guard Deron Williams, a deal D’Antoni believed would be beneficial for both franchises. But Dolan categorically declined that request, and the “conflicting visions” between the owner and head coach about Anthony meant there was no way forward."

Spaceman Spiff said...

peyton hillis to the chefs*

ToddPacker said...

"hoot is 50's talk, TP says hoot"

no

kod said...

"Tide has become a hot commodity among thieves at supermarkets and drugstores in at least some parts of the country.

In the Washington area, some CVS pharmacies have been attaching electronic anti-theft tags to bottles. One CVS in Washington's well-to-do Dupont Circle neighborhood keeps Tide locked up behind glass.

"I'm out of marijuana right now, but when I get re-upped I'll hook you up if you can get me 15 bottles of Tide," one dealer was quoted as telling an informant, according to police."

I guess there's something to be said to for something that everyone needs and never goes bad

Keef said...

Wall huh

Blue said...

great start to march madness day

Beth said...

Maybe everyone's too busy doing research for their brackets.

Blue said...

so now mmod costs 3.99?

wtf cbs

Blue said...

if i'm paying 3.99, i better not get any fucking commercials

Blue said...

i guess if you have cable/dish you can watch the games free at the station websites, and on cbssports.com

not nearly as convenient as it used to be.

Blue said...

damnit jug

Jugdish said...

my bad...came in late today


i suck

go

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