Sunday, March 04, 2012

Regulators, mount up.

I think Regulate is my favorite rap song of all time. What's yours?

Does anyone ever have the grocery bagged put your milk in a bag? They ask that every time I'm at the store and I never get it bagged. I've never seen it get bagged by anyone. The handles on the gallon carton are there to serve a purpose. I also boat* laundry detergent at the store yesterday, and that also has a handle, but they didn't ask me if I wanted it bagged. Milk is getting a bum rap. Baggers need to realize milk can stand up for itself and don't need a bag.

Is anyone watching this season's Celebrity Apprentice? Lou Ferrigno needs to grow some thicker skin. I mean, he was the Incredible Hulk for crissakes. But anytime someone gives him any type of criticism, he looks like he's going to fucking pound that person. And if he says "dai dalways div one hundwed and ten perdent", I'm going to lose it.

Question for the class. Everyone gets all up in arms because people make Asian comments about Jeremy Lin, there was some promo thing that use pd Lin & a fortune cookie, and people go crazy about it. But the NBA celebrates Latino heritage by adding "El" or "Los" to the front of a jersey, and noone says anything? It seems like the same type of stereotyping to me. Either way, it makes me laugh.

First child drowning in Phoenix happened yesteay. Last year there were 81 drownings. It's so fucking sad. I really don't get how that could happen. Watch you kids, parents. It's that easy. The one yesterday, it looked like there were at least 10 people in the house. How does noone see a 1 year old crawl out into the back yard and into the pool?

Mormons are taking over the world, y'all. I noticed it here in the PHX about 10-11 years ago. Numerous places that I've worked have a high number of Mormons. And it was no secret in either place that if you were Mormon, you had a better chance of moving up in the company. UoP was one of those places. I even think there was a lawsuit about it. Google it. Never mind, I just did.

Some pitcher for the Rox got a DUI this weekend. Smat*.

132 comments:

Meiz said...

"I think Regulate is my favorite rap song of all time. What's yours?"

Can't have one. Impossible.

Meiz said...

I have a hard time listening to Regulate. There are better songs just on that album.

Meiz said...

I was actually thinking about the "favorite rap song" question during the drive home from up north today. I couldn't come up with a definitive answer.

I was thinking mayyyybe "Spottieottiedopalicious"

I don't know. Can't come up with just 1 favorite.

Beth said...

"I think Regulate is my favorite rap song of all time. What's yours?"

Ice Ice Baby of course.

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tem said...

We were talking about regulate the other day. It is good.

tem said...

It gets the redneck seal of approval.

They ask about milk because it is wet (condensation) and people don't want it getting their shit wet.

tem said...

I have seen a person ask for the milk double bagged.

FTR I never get my milk bagged , that's dumb.

Keef said...

They ask about milk because it is wet (condensation) and people don't want it getting their shit wet.


But everything else is in bags

tem said...

i think people get mad if their car seats or shit in their trunk get wet.

people get mad for stupid reasons.

tem said...

or they put the milk in the trunk and the wet milk bottle gets all sorts of trunk gunk stuck to it.

Beth said...

"They ask about milk because it is wet (condensation) and people don't want it getting their shit wet."

Thanks for explaining why it gets wet.

s

El Padrino said...

Can't have one. Impossible.

^^^^

too much content to consider, i may be able to narrow down the artist though

probably something from biggie smalls

El Padrino said...

i dont bag my milk

however if im at the grocery store getting a big order you know shopping and not just getting milk it may get bagged

i woont stop the bagging

however if i bag my own it doesnt get bagged

tem said...

i'm trying the brink back the parenthetical era. circa 2011.

El Padrino said...

my mind is blown by the rap question now thanks

wont be able to focus on anything else all day

El Padrino said...

it's like asking what my favorite food is

tem said...

your favorite food is clearly olive garden lasagna.

or Dominos NY Style pizza.

Beth said...

Or Subway.


Ok, now I see why it'd be tough for you to choose your favorite food - those are 3 tough choices.

El Padrino said...

your face is tough

Blue said...

no doubt about it,

straight outta compton

Blue said...

no doubt about it,

straight outta compton

Blue said...

no doubt about it,

straight outta compton

Blue said...

no doubt about it,

straight outta compton

Blue said...

fucking blogger...first the mess up the comments page, now they screw up my comment

Blue said...

regulate would probably be top 5. I agree with meiz that there are other songs on that album just as good probably

Blue said...

maybe i could go with rap CDs

chronic
doggystyle
straight outta compton
raisin hell

Blue said...

all this new stuff is just noise

Blue said...

one song that would probably be in the top 5 would be "lose yourself"

tem said...

parents just don't understand


1st ever rap grammy or whatever.

El Padrino said...

blue is WESTSIDE!

tem said...

i like banned in the usa and fuck martinez.

Keef said...

There are three golf balls on the moon.

Keef said...

people get mad for stupid reasons.



Nonsense!

/H

Keef said...

i'm trying the brink back the parenthetical era



wow

tem said...

yeah that was bad

tem said...

i blame monday

El Padrino said...

valley fever?

keef you have this
wtf is valley fever jesus ike davis is a pussy

Keef said...

Valley fever is a big thing here. Something to do with all the dust getting in your lungs or some shit. A lot of people get it. Supposed to make you really lethargic.
I had a 3 legged dog who had valley fever about 7-8 years ago. NS

El Padrino said...

that's a kod story right there

3 legged dog with valley fever

Keef said...

cliffs notes version...

cmk found the dog about 3 months after we met, but she couldn't keep it. So I ended up keeping it. It was pretty malnourished, but it had all of its legs. It was scared to death of people, too. It ended up falling in the house I was in at the time from the upstairs loft onto the stairs landing, about 8-10 feet below and broke its leg. Would of* cost $5k to reconstruct it. Ended up paying $1k to amputate it. It got around just fine. But they did a blood test before the surgery and found out it had valley fever, which can be fatal for dogs. So then we had to put it on medication that cost about $50-$60 a month

Keef said...

So the free dog was anything but

El Padrino said...

lesson there would have been to put it down when it broked* it's leg or after you knew it had that fever

Keef said...

I'd have a hard time doing that

El Padrino said...

im sure you would have

life sucks, sometimes you get put down

El Padrino said...

young and wild and free

Jugdish said...

Baggers need to realize milk can stand up for itself and don't need a bag.


your face needs a bag

Jugdish said...

El Padrino said...
i dont bag my milk



i would think you have your groceries delivered

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

Man Dies Trying to Set Mark for Being Buried Alive...

El Padrino said...

"POLICE: Black teenagers light 13-year-old on fire; 'You get what you deserve, white boy'..."

Wonder if Sharpton gonna hold a vigil outside this boy's house.

Jugdish said...

Wonder if Sharpton gonna hold a vigil outside this boy's house.



for the black kid...when he gets punished

El Padrino said...

good point my white friend

tem said...

maybe the white boy was a dickhead.

tem said...

or maybe his name was Drew White, a black kid from the city.

ToddPacker said...

maybe they could not agree on their favorite rap song

Jugdish said...

maybe they could not agree on their favorite rap song


hilarity

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

im hungry...lunch time soon

Jugdish said...

maybe the white boy was a dickhead.



this is not possible

/Lp

Jugdish said...

O:FB

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

west side is the best side....heard that in a song by tupac

Blue said...

well it was tupac and dre

Keef said...

if I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east. I live out there, so don't go there

tem said...

poop

Blue said...

"if I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east. I live out there, so don't go there"

this made 0% sense to me

Jugdish said...

this made 0% sense to me

^^^^^^^

Meiz said...

"my mind is blown by the rap question now thanks

wont be able to focus on anything else all day"


Don't even bother, dude. There is no answer.

Meiz said...

"if I got to choose a coast, I got to choose the east. I live out there, so don't go there"


I'm going, going, back, back...

Jugdish said...

wall

Meiz said...

FACE!

Blue said...

in tha face

tem said...

face

Jugdish said...

face

Keef said...

this made 0% sense to me


It was said by a rapper named Biggie Smalls

Blue said...

i don't listen to least coasters

Keef said...

I don't listen to your face

Jugdish said...

right

/cmblue

Keef said...

TC finale was good

tem said...

no it wasn't

Blue said...

the draft yesterday was great

Jugdish said...

no it wasn't

tem said...

maybe freak will set a new date for you guys.

Blue said...

i got all my a-listers

Blue said...

tulo first pick.

yes!

Keef said...

Last week's Tosh was grate

Keef said...

blue drafted that guy who got a dui

tem said...

dui's are one of the categories.

Keef said...

dui decimal system

Keef said...

true playa fo real, ask puff daddy

Tyler said...

We can only manage to get eight guys for the yahoo league? That is a sad state of affairs.

Tyler said...

It's been a slow war of attrition these last six years.

Keef said...

We have 9

Keef said...

I'd suggest we get rev to play, but that would still put us at an odd number

Tyler said...

Kobe says his only rivals are the record books. Which is true in a way. He never had a truly great rival.

Tyler said...

I just checked and it looks like Tem left after he gave Freak commish powers. So currently, there's eight.

Keef said...

Ray Allen

Keef said...

quitters are awful

Tyler said...

"At this point my rivals, in terms of what I have left to accomplish in my career, (left the game) when Magic (Johnson) and Michael (Jordan) retired in '98," Bryant said, referring to the second of Jordan's three retirements that came after he won his sixth and final championship with the Chicago Bulls. "That's it. In terms of what I'm looking to accomplish, that's about it."

[…]

"I've outgrown them all, from A.I. (Allen Iverson) when I first came in to (Tracy) McGrady to Vince Carter and so forth and so on."

Tyler said...

Yeah, but Ray Allen was only for maybe two years max, when he was with the Sonics. Once he went to the Celtics he was third wheel. Kobe's never had that Chamberlain/Russel or Magic/Bird rivalry.

I would think Shaq, but that's more of an off-the-court rival, and Shaq now goes out of his way to compliment Kobe now that's he's retired.

Tyler said...

The BDL article I took those quotes from had this to say about Ray Allen: "Ray Allen played to the best of his abilities, but he just wasn't in Kobe's league."

The only one that kind of makes sense is Wade, but Kobe says he's "too young". And they didn't battle each other in the playoffs.

Tyler said...

Who's taking the next two months off to make a run at the MLB 2K12 Perfect Game Challenge? It's a million dollars like last year.

Tyler said...

Will not be taking the next two months off. Unfortunately.

Keef said...

I'm too lazy to read all the rules of that challenge, let alone taking the time to attempt it

tem said...

yeah i quit.

1) there was an odd # of teams
2) FMLB takes 8 months too long

tem said...

i couldn't quit and still be commish.

i could have thrown someone out though, but quitting seemed nicer.

and easier.

zeke approves for sure.

Tyler said...

WE SHOULD GET ZEKE AND THEN WE'D HAVE NINE. Perfect.

Keef said...

yeah i quit.



DYKHIKYG?

tem said...

i'm too lazy to be gay.

there are no lazy gays.

tem said...

they are a clean and industrious people.

Keef said...

yeah, they use deodorant

tem said...

you are just mad because i didn't make you commish.

i bet freak will let you be commish if you unhide your email.

Blue said...

RIP lov Yahoo league

Blue said...

should have kicked deluxe's dumb ass out

Blue said...

truth is cmtem wouldn't let tem play

Blue said...

honeymoon is over

Keef said...

u are just mad because i didn't make you commish.



I don't want to be commish of this stupid league. I'm already commish of my $ league and I don't want to be

Keef said...

Good use of "u", though

Keef said...

that comment was to myself

Keef said...

truth is cmtem wouldn't let tem play



He should of* axed her

tem said...

Nobody even wants to be in the dumb yahoo league.

Keef said...

TWHNBS

Blue said...

i guess 8 people did

Keef said...

want is a strong word

Keef said...

I'm at work.

But I don't want to be at work

Blue said...

ok 7

Keef said...

you’ve got your big Gs
I’ve got my hash pipe

Meiz said...

"TWHNBS"


I have never known what this means

kod said...

"that's a kod story right there

3 legged dog with valley fever"



ha! so true; I do have an obese one eyed pit bull, but no valley fever yet

Beth said...

"TWHNBS"

"I have never known what this means"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

Truer words have never been spoken.

Or
Truer words have not been spoken.


Either way.

tem said...

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