Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Opening Day!!!!

Today is technically opening day for MLB. Granted the games are in Japan, and somebody already won, but a new season has arrived.

There is a skunkpatch article, not sure if it's been linked, about the recruiting process of Peyton Manning. I usually don't like sp, but it's a pretty fascinating piece, with a ton of inside details. It'll be in next week's magazine, but the great thing about the internet is we can all read it here.

Women's final four is set. All the number 1s made it. The games last night weren't even close, 30 pt wins in the elite 8 sounds like garbage to me.

This time next week, i'll be getting on a commercial jet to fly to Hawaii. Gonna spend the week helping my pops remodel a condo they recently bought in Kauai. I get to use it as much as I want, so I know where i'm going to be vacationing every fall and spring. (except flights are like $700 a piece)

I hate auditors, their existence alone makes me want to puke.

Yahoo league draft is tonight...oh wait, no we don't have a yahoo league. Fuckers.

I'll make a yahoo league and we can make it a money league. $20/entry winner takes all. All I need it 7 or 9 more guys...whose with me?

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Jugdish said...

Yahoo league draft is tonight...


well if the draft is tonight, just be prepared for me not being there.

Jugdish said...

today is the first day my comments box has been at the bottom of the page...thanks obama and blogger

Jugdish said...

re: trayvon

im hearing that pic of him that has been on all the articles is from when he was about 10 years old...he's what, 17 now? stupid media

Jugdish said...

way to go spike

Blue said...

i'm prepared for jug not being at the yahoo draft tonight

Blue said...

i'd have been surprised if you were there.

tem said...

there was some chatter about how kids' facebook page was pretty out there or something.

tem said...

i will not be participating in a $$$ FMLB thing. FMLB takes too long.

tem said...

is venus the 2nd planet?

Blue said...

second planet in age?

Blue said...

i didn't really think anyone would participate in my offer

tem said...

nobody likes baseball but keith and meiz.

Aitch said...

I like baseball, but I agree that fmlb takes too much effort.

Aitch said...

People trying to suck me into their drama. No thank you.

ToddPacker said...

love baseball, but fantasy baseball is meh

Aitch said...

1 in every 4 women will experience domestic violence in their lifetime. We have like 6 married guys on LOV. According to that stat, 1.5 of you beat your wives. Prick.

Aitch said...

Old man Packer, how goes it?

Keef said...

The world’s oceans contain enough gold to give 2 pounds to each person on Earth.

Jugdish said...

1 in every 4 women will experience domestic violence in their lifetime. We have like 6 married guys on LOV. According to that stat, 1.5 of you beat your wives. Prick.



single guys can't beat girls, guy with the temper?

S

Jugdish said...

The world’s oceans contain enough gold to give 2 pounds to each person on Earth.



i can't swim, clark

tem said...

mom on daughter violence counts as domestic violence.

tem said...

brothers hitting sisters count too.

it isn't just husbands who beat women.

Keef said...

single guys can't beat girls, guy with the temper?




Was thinking the same thing. It doesn't say married woman* in that stat

Jugdish said...

if they're not married, its just a good, old fashioned beating

Keef said...

I'm just busting your beans, guys

/H

Jugdish said...

Lp during the 40 at the rough touch combine

tem said...

that is gross.

tem said...

he probably didn't want to mess with his 217th place finish.

tem said...

i know he didn't win the race beacuse he isn't kenyan.

Blue said...

domestic violence can be on a friend too, not just a girlfriend

Keef said...

you say he's just a friend

Blue said...

yesterday was so great.


comment box at the bottom of the page.

now today...crap

Jugdish said...

my comment box shifted back to the top again

tem said...

my box is at the bottom

tem said...

well on my computer it is.

on my phone it is at the top.

Keef said...

Box is at the bottom for me

Blue said...

firefox it's at the bottom.

i'm switching to firefox...effective now

Blue said...

it feels good

Keef said...

yeah

tem said...

twss

tem said...

i use IE at work and it is at the bottom

Keef said...

ie. Internets Explorer

Keef said...

i will not be participating in a $$$ FMLB thing. FMLB takes too long.



Your mom takes too long

Keef said...

I didn't mean that

Spaceman Spiff said...

think it depends of screen resolution, box isn't at bottom unless i make the window smaller horizontally

makes cents* since they said the change made it better for phones or whatever

Spaceman Spiff said...

i use firefox

Spaceman Spiff said...

i make the LOV window skinny as possible, looks like it looks on my phone, then i go double window, monitor is big enough

Spaceman Spiff said...

mega millions almost half a billion

Spaceman Spiff said...

"New OT rules passed. Same system for regular season as the postseason"

NFL

Spaceman Spiff said...

"All turnovers now will be subject to review like scoring plays. No coaching challenged will be needed"

Spaceman Spiff said...

awesome

1 minute in is the best

Spaceman Spiff said...

brandon jacobs to the niners

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Spike Lee tweets wrong address of Trayvon Martin's shooter; elderly couple flees after threats "

fucking idiot

Jugdish said...

spifffast

Jugdish said...

but yes, he's an idiot

Keef said...

spiffast is rare

Jugdish said...

i tweeted spike lee's address, but it ended up being mize's address.

Jugdish said...

mize...any word from cypress?

Jugdish said...

i thought about calling mize from a random houston number yesterday, but thought it might be too mean

Jugdish said...

ouch!

Jugdish said...

more on trayvon photo

Jugdish said...

Racist!

/jesse jackson and al sharpton

Jugdish said...

hahaha...that's like three LPs

Jugdish said...

aja...couldn't yao ming just give him a pair of his old shoes?

Meiz said...

"think it depends of screen resolution, box isn't at bottom unless i make the window smaller horizontally"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

spiff, how are you enjoying the mike brown "nobody puts kobe in a corner" era?

Meiz said...

"mize...any word from cypress?"


Hoping to get a call today. I hope I didn't fuck up the online assessment.

Jugdish said...

the box has retuned to the bottom

Jugdish said...

the box at the the bottom would have been handy during tcs when we were scored on total comments

Jugdish said...

I hope I didn't fuck up the online assessment.



did you click "submit"?

s

Blue said...

Vovkovinsky, 29, who lives in Rochester, Minn., has had 16 surgeries on his feet in the past 5 years – so each foot is shaped differently, and he does not know his exact size.

Blue said...

that's why he couldn't just get Yao's shoes.

Jugdish said...

that would be my strategy

/keef

Jugdish said...

that's why he couldn't just get Yao's shoes.



good question

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff, how are you enjoying the mike brown "nobody puts kobe in a corner" era"

he put bynum in a corner yesterday for shooting a 3

Meiz said...

Didn't Bynum recently make a three?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea but that was because the quarter was ending

kod said...

is venus the 2nd planet?




yes; because My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pancakes

Spaceman Spiff said...

actually even less significant than that, game was lost, and it was the end of the game

Keef said...

pluto isn't a planet anymore

kod said...

People trying to suck me into their drama. No thank you, I suck others into MY drama.


/fixed

kod said...

"pluto isn't a planet anymore"



no, they decided to make it one again, I think

Spaceman Spiff said...

pluto

Keef said...

no, they decided to make it one again, I think



No shit? Didn't know that
ns

Keef said...

Originally classified as the ninth planet from the Sun, Pluto was recategorized as a dwarf planet and plutoid due to the discovery that it is one of several large bodies within the newly charted Kuiper belt.[i]



blessed be

Tyler said...

To address something from Tem's post yesterday; rug prices are bullshit.

Tyler said...

Tentanus shots are also bullshit. My arm hurts like a mufugga.

Tyler said...

Meetings are also bullshit. I've gotta go to one in 15 minutes.

Keef said...

i'm telling you. Get your rugs from overstock.com

ns

Jugdish said...

Tentanus shots are also bullshit. My arm hurts like a mufugga. #wussbag


fixed

Tyler said...

Bullshit Z.

Keef said...

Since we're on a bullshit tangent, T. You know what else is bullshit?







Your face

Keef said...

Bullshit Z.



Notsofastmyfriend

Tyler said...

I knew #wussbag was coming. I also had a flu shot in my other arm and blood drawn. So I think that's why I'm complaining.

Tyler said...

I know my face is bullshit. You didn't need to remind me.

Tyler said...

Jeff Foster announced his retirement Monday. So that happened.

Tyler said...

"I like baseball, but I agree that fmlb takes too much effort."

I had a 14-team draft last night. It was brutal. Paul Konerko is my firstbaseman, Brett Lawrie is at third, and Daniel Hudson is my ace.

Tyler said...

I would like a "where are they now" for each girl in this picture. Guarantee half of them are dead and the other half are living in a trailer park. 1985 has to be pre-Magic AIDS, right?

Keef said...

spiff, get on that

Keef said...

I also had a flu shot


It's almost April, bro

Meiz said...

"Paul Konerko is my firstbaseman, Brett Lawrie is at third, and Daniel Hudson is my ace."


Condolences

Keef said...

I don't think I erve* want to be in a league that has more than 10 teams again.

Meiz said...

I like 12-14 teams in a league

tem said...

Even overstock.com prices are high.

tem said...

Rug should be 80 max. Fucking 500 for a piece of wool.

tem said...

Art/pictures is a bigger rip off than rugs.

Jugdish said...

Even overstock.com prices are high.



your face is high

/Lp and kod

Jugdish said...

wall

Tyler said...

"It's almost April, bro"

I know, my doctor was saying that they were still giving a lot of flu shots and it was really late in the season. 2 people I work with are out with the flu, so I figured I should get the shot.

Keef said...

flu shots don't work

kod said...

"I know, my doctor was saying that they were still giving a lot of flu shots and it was really late in the season. 2 people I work with are out with the flu, so I figured I should get the shot."


at least up here, flu season just started 1-2 weeks ago....usually hits around end of Jan, but it's been a crazy winter in many ways

kod said...

but I detest flu shots anyway, have never gotten one, and will probably never get one



I've had flu once in the past 15 years, I like my odds without the shot


(furiously knocking on wood)

kod said...

"The Minnesota Twins have released injured right-hander Joel Zumaya."




well that was fun; the Zumaya era ends before it even begins

Tyler said...

Yeah, that's the first or second flu shot I've ever had. I don't like getting them either, but as I said, everyone I work with has it or is coming down with it. The guy in the cube next to me just told me he started feeling bad yesterday.

Tyler said...

So we'll see what happens.

Blue said...

there's no vaccine for the flu...it's not a virus

/ep

Jugdish said...

i have to get the flu shot every year...CoLOV

Blue said...

nike is now the authorized apparel of the NFL?

get ready for Oregon duck type unis in the NFL

kod said...

http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/event/article/id/100038305/



Nice profile on a newish bar and grill in Bemidji, but they forgot to mention that it was also the location of the epic cmkod catfight, where she was amusingly bullied and then attacked by highly inebriated woman much smaller than kod-size (who cmkod dispatched in about .0025 seconds in hilarious fashion) and then non-amusingly was picked up from behind/cheap shot body-slammed by the aggressor's brother (but then became amusing again after cmkod got her bearings, turned the tables, and began smashing him in the face, at which point he started crying)


-oh, they also serve breakfast from 1-3 AM which I think is brilliant

Blue said...

i'm sure it was just an oversight

Keef said...

fucking kod

Keef said...

i remember that story, though

Blue said...

megan fox is pregnant?

fuck

Blue said...

megan fox is pregnant?

fuck

Blue said...

there goes my chances

Blue said...

stay classy louisville

kod said...

"i remember that story, though"



ah, apologies; I thought I had mentioned it here when it happened, but wasn't positive.

Tyler said...

"there goes my chances"

Yeah. Sure. Totally.

El Padrino said...

im in for $$ league

Blue said...

so me and EP

got it

El Padrino said...

who buys rugs online

i need to see and touch it, what if the color is not what i want in person

also Ikea has the best prices for rugs

El Padrino said...

congrats on getting a cold virus injected into your bloodstream t

Keef said...

ah, apologies

no apology necessary

Keef said...

megan fox is meh anymore

Blue said...

"megan fox is meh anymore"

yes, because she's pregnant

kod said...

I'm not happy to hear this rugs are unreasonably expensive news



ok, I guess I'm glad to have advanced notice, but we've been planning on taking out all our carpeting out and getting combo wood flooring and rugs....I may have to adjust my price estimates and roll that project into 2013

Keef said...

I will not put in your wood flooring for you

Blue said...

buy laminate

Keef said...

I will not put the laminate in for you either

Keef said...

I'm never doing that shit again

Blue said...

did that at the old casa

the process sucked, but then I was always pissed about anything i fucked up and didn't fix.

now, i'm the most critical flooring person in the world

Keef said...

the process sucked,



^^^^^^

Keef said...

Looking back, I'm glad I did it because I can say I did it. But I won't do it again

Blue said...

Javale McGee pickup lines

some of these are hilarity

Blue said...

"Looking back, I'm glad I did it because I can say I did it. But I won't do it again"

yeah if I hadn't done it, i'd have always bitched about how expensive it was for installation, and that I could do that.

Keef said...

Yeah I think it would of* been like $2500 to have someone install it

tem said...

always pay someone else to do it. you are paying for the convienience. /LP

tem said...

"But I won't do it again"

did you have a good time?
did you like the ambiance?
did the waiter know what you wanted to order even if you ordered something different?

Keef said...

convienience


nice LP impersonation

Keef said...

did you have a good time?
did you like the ambiance?
did the waiter know what you wanted to order even if you ordered something different?




hilarious

Tyler said...

According to basket-reference.com, Jeff Foster earned approximately $50M over the course of 13 seasons. Career averages: 20.6 minutes/game, 4.9ppg, 6.9rpg. Man, sometimes I wish I was a foot taller.

Aitch said...

Do you guys keep word documents with old LOV quotes or something? How do you remember this shit?

Also, hilarity

kod said...

"A U.S.-Canadian advisory panel wound up a five-year study Wednesday with a recommendation against large-scale engineering projects to prevent swings in Great Lakes water levels, saying people across the region should adapt to nature's ups and downs.

The $14.6 million investigation concluded that trying to control levels by placing more structures at choke points such as the St. Clair River at the south end of Lake Huron would be too expensive and damage the environment."



Geez, I wish people would pay me 14.6 million dollars to tell them to do nothing

Aitch said...

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her

kod said...

always pay someone else to do it. you are paying for the convienience. /LP



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


unless you can convince your cm or step-kids/step-kids' romantic partners eager to please mom and stepdad to do it

kod said...

"I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her"


You'll never guess who was a big skee-lo fan in jr. high


eteo

Aitch said...

" Geez, I wish people would pay me 14.6 million dollars to tell them to do nothing"

Like Dennis Rodman's financial advisor telling a divorce court judge he has no money to pay a settlement to his wife. If he has no money, why does he need a financial advisor?

tem said...

"Man, sometimes I wish I was a foot taller."



^^^^^^^^^infinity /LP

tem said...

i don't keep the quotes in a word file. i just remember some of them.

tem said...

i also doubt i got it exactly correct, but i was close.

tem said...

time to go home.

kod said...

I dusted out an old mix CD from back in the day recently, and what gem came up?


Diddy by Paperboy, man I loved that one back in the nine deuce

Tyler said...

Sad story; once the success of I Wish was over Skee-lo went back to working the drive-thru at a Tommy's or a burger joint like that in the Valley. Or at least that was the rumor.

Tyler said...

O'Shea Jackson also went to High School in Woodland Hills (that's the middle of the valley), which is not that far from where I live. But it's really far from Compton.

Tyler said...

O'Shea Jackson aka Ice Cube.

Keef said...

I'm trying to hunt a person down in Compton right now. She hit & ran one of our insured vehicles

Meiz said...

"O'Shea Jackson aka Ice Cube."


Thanks for clearing that up, EP.

Blue said...

O'shea went to taft highschool, on ventura boulevard..

but he was born in south central

Keef said...

ditty is a grate* jam

Keef said...

I just got called cheesy

Keef said...

I told an omj

Tyler said...

"but he was born in south central"

But he went to one of the whitest high schools in Southern California.

Tyler said...

And thanks for informing me that Taft is on Ventura, I only go to the Ralph's across the street from the school about twice a month.

CMTyler's friend just bought a house that is really close to Taft. It's SOTB (South of the Blvd). They bought it for $850k, which is a steal in this housing market. That's the kind of neighborhood we're talking about.

Tyler said...

20,000 sq. ft. backyard.

Tyler said...

Property tax on that alone is over $700/month.

Keef said...

WPP

Blue said...

i want to defend O'shea

but his name is fucking o'shea

he wrote dope lyrics though

ToddPacker said...

I'm on draw something. username: pmccormack21

I'm in the middle of a few games, but I'm not sure how you win

El Padrino said...

Work sucks.

El Padrino said...

Blogger is dope for smartphones

El Padrino said...

I'm on words with friends and I will WORK you

tem said...

That cheap property tax. If you spent 850k here property tax would be about 1800 a month.

tem said...

Or was the taxes just for the yard?

tem said...

Don't think you ever win on draw something. You just do a bit better each time.

ToddPacker said...

ep, my wwf is tp1221

El Padrino said...

Owner of this catering hall had a rolls phantom, a rover, a Corvette, Porsche truck, Cadillac, and Audi ft but that his is sons

ToddPacker said...

saw the tweet, nice ride

ToddPacker said...

do tem or h still play wwf? I'm getting tired of Keith, jug and spiff crushing me

El Padrino said...

I keep it real


They cheat

Aitch said...

I did not know Ice Cube's name was O'Shea

Meiz said...

That's crazy

Meiz said...

I'm about to apply for a yob with a local, small company that I know damn well and good I'm under qualified for. Hoping to play the local angle.

Tyler said...

"i want to defend O'shea

but his name is fucking o'shea"

Exactly

Tyler said...

"That cheap property tax. If you spent 850k here property tax would be about 1800 a month."

California Property Tax is on purchase price or appraisal. It's about 1.25%.

Tyler said...

I love Top Shot.

Meiz said...

I enjoy me some Only In America

Tyler said...

I dislike Lawrence the Cable Man. He is fake as hell.

Meiz said...

Its just a character he plays

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

bold

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