Friday, March 09, 2012

is blogger serious

anyone else have issues posting? its mad fucked up

i hate those small pins in the new shirts are those really necessary i mean cmon man

you know who is probably an asshole?  Michael Buble.  I wanna punch his face.

cmep was NOT amused by the OG Bud 40 oz in the fridge.

she'll get over it its just beer god its not like im banging lines of coke over here ya know

i used to be that kid that never wanted to shit away from his house but now i;ll shit anywhere
i still dont like to shit at work but i have to AND i wont shit in a gas station or anything like that
i like to shit in hotels
reading some sort of hotel advertisement preferably

remember highlights?  i remember them from the dentist
man i hate the dentist

this is the last big east tourney for cuze$?
they should just lose so they can rest for tourney obviosuly they'll be a one seed

im gonna so not have sex after this post

when ever im having a bad day i think of Halle Berry's tits in Swordfish
then my day gets better

there is some show about brooklyn bitches bein bitches and shit and the show is on some bitxh network but the title on the show is brooklyn 11223 which is my zip code
so embarrassing



137 comments:

Jugdish said...

but now i;ll shit anywhere
i still dont like to shit at work but i have to AND i wont shit in a gas station or anything like that



so you won't shit anywhere, got it

/keef

Jugdish said...

yogging shoes for keef

Jugdish said...

there is some show about brooklyn bitches bein bitches and shit and the show is on some bitxh network but the title on the show is brooklyn 11223 which is my zip code
so embarrassing




hilarity

Jugdish said...

whenever i yog in the morning, I'm really hungry for the rest of the day

El Padrino said...

ok ethiopian jug

Aitch said...

I'm a fat kid. I'm always hungry.

Jugdish said...

more hungry than normal

El Padrino said...

Braun drills homer for first hit of spring training

guilty

Jugdish said...

he was just training too hard

Keef said...

The name PEZ is a shortened version of the German word for peppermint.

Keef said...

they should just lose so they can rest for tourney obviosuly they'll be a one seed



The Big Least tourney didn't seem to bother UConn last year

El Padrino said...

difference

they got scorching hot and were a low seed

cuse always fucks up when they are the higher seeds

El Padrino said...

they lost one game all year

tough to do that for another 6-7 games ya know

if they lose here, no ramifications

El Padrino said...

wow forgot papelbon was a phillie

most hated team of all time now

Keef said...

I have to put in a new garbage disposal this weekend. I hope it's easy

El Padrino said...

it never is

Jugdish said...

I have to put in a new garbage disposal this weekend. I hope it's easy



its not bad

tem said...

don't lose a finger in the pool

Tyler said...

Jeff Green's idea for Peyton: do a Decision show like LeBron did.

Tyler said...

The Decision 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold.

Keef said...

don't lose a finger in the pool


I cleaned the pool last weekend so I won't be near it this weekendd

Tyler said...

Hey it's Friiiiiday!!!

Tyler said...

Someone just said that.

Aitch said...

Fuck you

Tyler said...

That was pretty much my response too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"remember highlights?"

highlights was the shit, had a subscription

goofus and gallant!

Keef said...

goofus & gallant is awesome

Blue said...

it's no timmy and brutus

Keef said...

When I was in grade school, I had mag subscriptions to Highlights, SI, National Geographic World, & Ranger Rick.

Looking back, that seems like a lot.

Keef said...

Seems high

/jug

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 1 week until napa, march madness will make it seem like a 4 day weekend, suite

Keef said...

I boat* my brake pads at Napa last weekend

Keef said...

It wasn't that exciting

El Padrino said...

Ranger Rick sounds incredibly gay

wadr

Jugdish said...

Seems gay

/Lp

El Padrino said...

i had subscription to SI for like 15 years

ns

saved mad covers thinking they are worth something

they are not

cept the MJ hologram cover

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

if you ever have 20 minutes

El Padrino said...

i never have 20 minutes

El Padrino said...

i'll take a look

Spaceman Spiff said...

"David Price had to leave Thursday's game an inning early due to a "towel" injury that left him with a stiff neck, which he doesn't believe to be serious.

The Rays left-hander went to the bench after finishing his second inning of work and began to dry off with a towel when the freakish incident occurred.

"I was just drying my head off in between innings after the second inning," said Price, holding his head especially still. "It's happened to me two times before, the towel kind of catches the back of my head and it pulls my neck forward and I just felt it a little bit in the back of my neck. I just want to be cautious with it." "

baseball injuries are the best

El Padrino said...

truly yours, frank white

rip big

El Padrino said...

rowdy rag segment on fallon is funny

then this british kid told me what a rowdy rag was

fucking hilarity doubled

Keef said...

Ranger Rick sounds incredibly gay


It was basically the same as National Geographic World.

El Padrino said...

"There are many reasons why I like the Olive Garden in Citrus Heights. They have plenty of parking spaces. The parking area is also clean and free of trash."

ha

El Padrino said...

hilarious olive garden reviews

El Padrino said...

"Don't FIll Up on Soup, Salad; Save Room for Tasty Entrees," The Palm Beach Post, 11 Nov. 10:

bwwahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

El Padrino said...

"The four beef medallions had been drizzled with a balsamic vinegar and cooked to the consistency of rubber."

that's more like it now palm beach post

El Padrino said...

chewy bread sticks that are almost as big as hotdog buns.


hahahahaha

im having fun

Keef said...

I'm pretty sure you can find bad reviews for any restaurant

El Padrino said...

"Hulk called in to TMZ Live moments ago ... claiming he went on a 4-month alcohol-fueled lady-screwing bender between the time when he left his ex-wife Linda ... and met his current wife Jennifer. Hulk tells us, "During that time, I don't even remember people's names, much less girls." Hulk says he hasn't had sex with another woman since meeting Jennifer 5 years ago -- so the tape has to be at least 5 years old."

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA CUMS ALL OVER YOU

Keef said...

LP is reading Wednesday's news

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Colts are fielding telephone calls from teams interested in trading for perennial Pro Bowl defensive end Dwight Freeney."

taking freak's sidepiece away now too?

El Padrino said...

"LP is reading Wednesday's news"

bender part is new dickwad

Jugdish said...

SP's top 50 nfl free agents

Jugdish said...

aitch

Jugdish said...

didn't know that about the auditions

Jugdish said...

obama charity dinner tonight in houston...38k a plate

10k for a pic with him

Jugdish said...

careful Lp

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

"There are many reasons why I like the Olive Garden in Citrus Heights. They have plenty of parking spaces. The parking area is also clean and free of trash."

I've eaten at this OG, it's the bomb (ns)

Jugdish said...

I've eaten at this OG, it's the bomb (ns)



::BITCHSCREAM::

/Lp

kod said...

"remember highlights?"


man, that was my favorite growing up (well, that and Nintendo Power); it's still around today too, got a subscription recently for my nieces....they haven't really changed it

Meiz said...

"i still dont like to shit at work but i have to AND i wont shit in a gas station or anything like that"


Pussy.

Meiz said...

"I have to put in a new garbage disposal this weekend. I hope it's easy"


It isn't hard.

ns

Blue said...

it's super easy if you can use the already existing bracket.

tem said...

your face is super easy

El Padrino said...

phineas and ferb

Keef said...

bender part is new dickwad



That is not new. I read that exact same thing you cnp on Wednesday

Keef said...

it's super easy if you can use the already existing bracket.



I hope that the screws aren't all rusted out on that part. Also hope that I can just use the power cord on the old one instead of buying a new one

Keef said...

Me & NY guy were talking about OG today. I axed if he was anti-OG, he said no it's alright. He said the eggplant there is bomb and better than what his mom makes

Blue said...

hes's from long island, what does he know


/ep

Keef said...

LP is also from LI

Blue said...

he lives on long island, he's not from there.

Keef said...

Same thing

Keef said...

LP

El Padrino said...

hes's from long island, what does he know


/ep


blue knows

and ny guy's mom sucks then

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nolan Reimold just hit in the face by pitch"

IN THE FACE!

ToddPacker said...

"He said the eggplant there is bomb and better than what his mom makes"


his mom should be ashamed

El Padrino said...

loser mom

ToddPacker said...

gators gonna be 1 and done in the sec tourney

ToddPacker said...

ep, pobably going to see sebastian maniscalco at the gotham comedy club when i'm in ny in may

El Padrino said...

nice let me look into that
you coming solo right?

Keef said...

you coming solo right?



That's the only way I do it

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

DAT ASS

El Padrino said...

YES!

El Padrino said...

if i was that girls father i would break her neck if she wore that to school

Blue said...

pervert

Keef said...

note to self

Blue said...

manning is coming to Denver first


YES!

Blue said...

just means he wants a free meal with Elway

Tyler said...

Went to lunch at Acapulco for the buffet. That was a mistake. It's gonna be a long afternoon.

El Padrino said...

only person that can dethrone the Tebow is peyton

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

i went to the tk for lunch

Keef said...

NY guy is in love with the tk. He goes there like twice a week. Redonk

kod said...

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/231419/


shocking expose on lack of quality Italian eateries in Grand Forks North Dakota.....or the most glowing Olive Garden review in recorded history, you decide

Blue said...

the lady that wrote that looks like she's 90

kod said...

close, 85 I believe

kod said...

for some reason it's just blown up over here, probably because so many people don't like OG


I read it's getting 60X more hits in ND than updates on the Fighting Sioux mascot fight (that's saying a lot because other than that and oil, not a whole lot to talk about in ND)

Keef said...

They're still talking about the temwedding

Spaceman Spiff said...

"for some reason it's just blown up over here, probably because so many people don't like OG"

it's gone viral, she's already been interviewed about it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Brandon Jacobs officially has been released"

kod said...

wow, Devo must be broke


sad, sad, to do that to such an 80s icon, Pepsi

Spaceman Spiff said...

Dallas Clark, Joseph Addai released

Spaceman Spiff said...

brackett, bullitt, and painter released too

ToddPacker said...

surprised 'cuse lost

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins have agreed to a trade w Rams for #2 pick of draft. Rams and Skins swap first rounders this yr w Rams also getting 2 future #1s and additional picks -glazer"

RGIII!!!

goddman that's a lot though, thought would be just 1 future 1st rounder + other picks

Spaceman Spiff said...

plus swapping of course

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Redskins traded three first-round draft picks and a second-round pick to St. Louis"

Blue said...

shanny is putting all his eggs in the RGIII basket

Blue said...

guess when it became obvious the manning is signing with the broncos, shanny made the deal with the rams

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jets sign Sanchez to 5-year extension"

condolences TP

ToddPacker said...

"condolences TP"

fuckin shanchez .... congrats on rgIII

ToddPacker said...

shanchez is grate

ToddPacker said...

watching tc reunion show... those fat bitches are the worse*

ToddPacker said...

had the Doritos taco today at tb.... good stuff

Spaceman Spiff said...

was expecting more flavor from the shell, I had hyped it up in my mind big time though

Keef said...

watching tc reunion show... those fat bitches are the worse*



This. Heather is such a beast

Aitch said...

What Spiff said... I was expecting more flavor as well.

kod said...

"The average amount of ice covering the Great Lakes declined 71 percent over the past 40 winters, with Lake Superior ice down 79 percent, and Lake Ontario ice dropping 88 percent"



that doesn't sound too good; although part of me likes the mild winters

kod said...

faaak, wouldn't ya know, just when things are starting to take off take off, boom, Rubio injures his knee


Love, JJB, and especially Rubio injury woe

kod said...

weird


a foot of snow on the ground, and 65 degrees outside


no complaints

Keef said...

Garbage disposal was simple

Keef said...

Watching the tOSU game. They showed the bench and Greg Paulus is one of the assistant coaches. Gross

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Ndamukong Suh cited for driving 91 mph in 55 mph zone"

kod said...

"Greg Paulus is one of the assistant coaches. Gross"



ha, reminds me of Zeke; man he hated Paulus

Keef said...

I sent invites for the Y! tourney bracket. If you didn't get it, the league ID is 57439 and the pw is tits

Keef said...

After at least 12 teams contacted Peyton Manning when he became a free agent, the former Indianapolis Colts quarterback has narrowed down his options.
The Denver Broncos and Arizona Cardinals, the first two teams Manning visited with, are considered the two likeliest landing spots at this point, according to sources familiar with the situation.
The Seattle Seahawks continue to try to arrange a meeting with Manning, according to sources, but so far it has been unable to do.

kod said...

well that's a first, SC anchor called the Flyer's shootout goal "unselfish"...those are 1-1 plays, so yeah, whatever that means

kod said...

fucking shit; my sis is getting married in Fla this summer, and just got word I'm supposed to cover the fucking hotel and my parents are having to cover the tickets


fuck you bilkod; you make over 1 mil last year in fucking bonus' alone, and you give my folks and me an unfunded mandate on the fucking wedding...a few months after dropping over 7K on cmkods arm surgery, thanks.


I'm fired up over this bullshit


and....end kodrant

kod said...

""The Romney camp has been trying to say since last June that I should get out of race. The fact is, Romney is probably the weakest Republican frontrunner since Leonard Wood in 1920," Gingrich told host Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday, referencing the Army general who lost to Warren G. Harding."


IN YOU FACE, Leonard

Keef said...

I like tOSU in the West

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm fired up over this bullshit


and....end kodrant"

fuck, short kodrant

please go on

tem said...

made over 1M in bonuses and is sticking you with some bills?

tem said...

fuck yeah ND is talking about the tem wedding.

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stephen John said...

I read your post... There has too much content, but good.... well done..

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