Tuesday, March 27, 2012

I think

I think I am too fat to wear these fitted dress shirts. I need to drop some weight. I didn't do anything at all this winter as far as athletics go. No indoor volleyball, no football, nothing. I need to get my butt in softball shape. Which isn't even shape at all. That's how out of shape I am, I need to workout just to get in shape for beer league softball. I think if I actually try I'll be OK, but the trying thing just doesn't sound fun.

So, the parking lot attendant at work died unexpectedly. Everyone is sad. Except really me. I did not care for her. She was mean. It's not that I wished she was dead, but I am totally OK with her not working there. I feel bad for feeling good about it, but I'm starting to rationalize it better. I didn't want her dead, I never wished she would die, but she did and now the parking lot people are nicer.

tOSU fans are pretty excited for this weekend, that usually means a major letdown. Pretty much everyone in town expects a win. Kansas won before at Kansas, but Sullinger didn't play. This time it will be different. Or at least that is the thought. I think it will depend on if Craft can defend that guard Kansas has. Craft is really quick side to side, but if you get around him then he is easy to blow by. He would run a side to side 40 really fast, but a straight on or backwards 40, not so fast my friend. If he can keep the Kansas guard in front of him and stay out of foul trouble then I like tOSU's chances. Having said that, Kansas will win because all tOSU fans think they have the game in the bag. Kentucky will win too because they are just lots better than Louisville. By the by, Louisville must be pronounced like you have a bag of marbles in your mouth.

Cmtem and I are 24 days away from the closing on the new house. We bought some furniture. Shit is expensive. We bought some rugs, fucking rugs are redonk. Even Target rugs were expensive. We need to buy some Target bar stools. I like the ones with backs.

Hmm....maybe I should eat breakfast and go to work.

I have a cold. I'll be in Vegas on saturday and sunday. Leave Columbus 11am on saturday return 4pm on monday. Cmtem and I are going to go watch the ACM awards. I'll wear my boots.

157 comments:

Aitch said...

Keef, our game wouldn't load after multiple attempts so I deleted it...

Aitch said...

Quitter.

/Keef

Aitch said...

Weasel

/LOV

Aitch said...

No time for that shit

/EP

Aitch said...

Ow, my knees...

/Beth

Aitch said...

Hmm, another format change on the comment page... Is this on mobile only?

Jugdish said...

Hmm, another format change on the comment page... Is this on mobile only?



i noticed a format change on the bnu page of yesterday's post, but haven't noticed anything on this one

Jugdish said...

and there it is

Jugdish said...

blogger can do that stuff, but can't fix bnu

Aitch said...

I think I like the comment box here.

Aitch said...

I like box!

/Beth

tem said...

this is dumb

tem said...

or maybe not

tem said...

now the box is back up top.

tem said...

now it is back below.

fucking blogger.

Keef said...

Overstock.com usually has good prices on rugs

Keef said...

Keef, our game wouldn't load after multiple attempts so I deleted it...



I think the program is down because it's not loading any of mine right now.

Keef said...

At least you're patient, though

S

Blue said...

ep is going to lose his shit with this

Blue said...

although I like it better because it defaults you back to the bottom of the page

Blue said...

"i like defaulting to the bottom"

/ep

Blue said...

/mize

Blue said...

/kod

Blue said...

so the nuggets can't keep it close against the Jazz or the T-wolves, but can blow out the Bulls...go figure

tem said...

that's how they roll

Blue said...

sources say that Jake Plummer may be contemplating coming out of retirement.

Blue said...

ithink his contract with the bucs is finally up

Blue said...

then again, those sources confirm also, that all he did was throw passes to some draft prospects here in town this week.

Blue said...

didn't stop the sports radio honks for getting out their mat, and deciding he should be the broncos backup next season.

tem said...

his beard would be a good place to store plays

Keef said...

Americans eat more than 3 billion PEZ candies each year.

Keef said...

honk honk

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

I love jug's walls.

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

i'm so excited
i'm so excited
i'm so...








...EXCITED

tem said...

ticketmaster sucks. goddman website.

Keef said...

ticketmaster is the worse

Jugdish said...

surprised they don't have a fee just for arriving at their site

Meiz said...

Rugs are a ripoff

Keef said...

surprised they don't have a fee just for arriving at their site



jug knows

Keef said...

maybe tem was talking about rugs for his head

Jugdish said...

tem?

Spaceman Spiff said...

that really is a ripoff


DYSWIDT


/elaine

ToddPacker said...

new blogger sucks on the iPhone

Jugdish said...

face

Jugdish said...

new blogger sucks on the iPhone



join my ban of apple products. now where is my damned ipod?

/Lp

Meiz said...

"He cries because he knows that he's getting a bottle every time he does"


Oh snap.

Jugdish said...

face



it would be funny if he asked to look like nic cage prior to the surgery

Keef said...

join my ban of apple products. now where is my damned ipod?



hilarity

Keef said...

Or eat frozen microwaved food sense that's what it is!


Sense is grate

Keef said...

Oh snap.


Would you disagree with that?

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Or eat frozen microwaved food sense that's what it is!



its times like these lp wishes he was on facebook

Meiz said...

"Would you disagree with that?"


No, I totally agree with you. Just like working here. No matter how many time you tell somebody no, they'll continue to do it if you let them.

Jugdish said...

just give them a bottle

Keef said...

wall

/jug

Aitch said...

"Or eat frozen microwaved food sense that's what it is!"

Guy who said this is definitely not the sharpest crayon in the box, but not everyone can be as smart as Keith Saurin.

Keef said...

Never claimed to be the smarted person

Keef said...

or smartest. Jesus

Aitch said...

I know that you all hate hockey but I think this is kind of funny. Oone of the annual NHL trophies is the Masterton Trophy which is award to the player "who best exemplifies the qualities of perseverance, sportsmanship, and dedication to ice hockey."

Each team has a player nominated as voted on by the beat writers who cover the team. The Penguins nominee is Matt Cooke, a guy who end Marc Savard's career with a blantant cheap shot to the head and has been susoended and fined numerous times for cheap, dirty plays. I guess the writers forgot the sportsmanship part.

Aitch said...

No, your snarky comments do that for you.

Keef said...

It's unfortunate that I'm the only snarky one here

tem said...

Matt Cooke is a saint

Blue said...

to DOUBLE DRAGON keith...i never get the impression he thinks he's the smarterest.

just that he does well with grammar

Keef said...

I am very snarky with grammar. No objection here

Keef said...

It's funny that H called hisself a grammar nazi on FB and then gets on my case because I made a comment about someone's grammar

Keef said...

Matt Cooke is a saint



He's not as good as Magers, though

tem said...

no, that 87 Magers guy is awesome.

Keef said...

That's what I mean

tem said...

i know. i was agreeing. it just seemed wierd because i typed "no"

it made sense in my head.

Aitch said...

Just busting your beans, Keef. You bought me Jameson. That makes you ok in my book.

tem said...

i was affirming a negative.

as in affirming cooke is not as good.

Aitch said...

Tem's comment makes sense. His "no" was agreement with Keef's comment that Cooke is not as good, then he reaffirms the awesomeness of Magers. Grammar Nazi approved.

tem said...

remember when aitch got all pissed that i was talking to my friends in Austin? that was awesome.

Aitch said...

Wow.. a grammatical i2i. That may be an LOV first.

Aitch said...

I still have no explanation as to why I was so pissed. Fucking drunks.

Keef said...

You bought me Jameson.

I didn't buy it.



If I did buy it, I woulda been pisst* because you only drank half

Keef said...

I still have no explanation as to why I was so pissed. Fucking drunks.



There's your explanation

Keef said...

Just busting your beans, Keef.



Apology accepted

Jugdish said...

I still have no explanation as to why I was so pissed. Fucking drunks.



did you not get any cake?

Keef said...

Goddamn, I keep hitting "Home" after I read the last comment because I'm used to the text box being at the top of the page.

Keef said...

did you not get any cake?




That cake was good

Meiz said...

"remember when aitch got all pissed that i was talking to my friends in Austin? that was awesome."


I may or may not have been egging him on

Keef said...

I may or may not have been egging him on




I've been saying that for months

tem said...

the cake was awesome.

then i got yelled at.

then another guy offered me free cake.

Keef said...

not everyone can be as smart as Keith Saurin.






I'm sorry if my intelligence is off-putting. I just think I'm smarter than "you".

Aitch said...

I actually do not believe I had any cake. Good thing. That bitch would have yelled at me as well, and apparently I wasblooking for a fight...

And if Meiz was egging me on, he would have told me it was ok to hit her cuz she raised up.

Keef said...

then another guy offered me free cake.




Then you said "Hello 200 lbs"

Aitch said...

Wasblooking is grate*

Meiz said...

THIS BAH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CHEA'S

Aitch said...

I had to draw a wasp in Draw Something. I drew one up nice, then trashed it and drew a white guy holding a King James Bible. My friend did not understand...

Keef said...

THIS BAH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CHEA'S




ha

Keef said...

then trashed it and drew a white guy holding a King James Bible. My friend did not understand...




::flank steak::

Aitch said...

THIS BAH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CHEA'S"

Also hilarity considering I've never been to the real Cheers.

tem said...

"Then you said "Hello 200 lbs"

i said that 12 years ago.

tem said...

"::flank steak::"

seriously?

WASP? rich white protestant.

umm...white american something protestant

or something

tem said...

white anglo saxon protestant?

tem said...

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant or WASP is an informal term, often derogatory or disparaging, for a closed group of high-status Americans mostly of British Protestant ancestry. The group supposedly wields disproportionate financial and social power.[1] When it appears in writing, it is usually used to indicate the author's disapproval of the group's perceived excessive power in society"

blessed be

Keef said...

nerve heard that before

tem said...

family guy made a joke about it. i'm sure you missed that.

Keef said...

I think that was the 1 episode I didn't see

Keef said...

is blue's mansion safe from the fir*

tem said...

which mansion?

Blue said...

yep, safe from fires..but we can see the smoke, that's for sure.

we usedta go down by the river and hang out where the big fire is at.

tem said...

In a van down by the river?

kod said...

today I'm wondering if yesterday's EP related windfall text (I think from tem) was s or ns


if ns, I'm filled with a combination of happiness for him, and resentment that he won more than 20X what I did when I was on

Jugdish said...

THIS BAH LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CHEA'S



hilarity

Jugdish said...

mize dunks on Lp in the lov olympics

Jugdish said...

Lp

Meiz said...

EP windfall?

Blue said...

he jumped

Jugdish said...

EP windfall?



kod smoke'em peace pipe



s

kod said...

probably just being gullable


but I can see EP raking it in on a game show; I give the guy a lot of shit, but can't deny he's got charisma in spades

Blue said...

charisma?

Blue said...

maybe his charisma is off-putting

Jugdish said...

can't deny he's got charisma in spades



i ain't no spade!

/Lp

Jugdish said...

Jets did not consult Sanchez about Tebow trade





i see he can't vote either

/tp

Meiz said...

I've gotten 2 phone calls recruiters/headhunters since registering on monster yesterday.

Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

Blue said...

this used to be a man

guess they photoshop out the penis and the adams apple

Jugdish said...

Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.



depends if the head hunters are from one of the reservations

/kod

s

Blue said...

that dude/chick was a finalist for Miss Canada, until they found out he/she wasn't always a she.

Keef said...

I've gotten 2 phone calls recruiters/headhunters since registering on monster yesterday.

Not sure if that's a good or bad thing.




You'll get tons

Aitch said...

SAS you've never heard the term W.A.S.P.

Meiz said...

"You'll get tons"



Gross

Keef said...

I've heard the band W.A.S.P.

Keef said...

Gross



Yeah it's really annoying.

Keef said...

but can't deny he's got charisma in spades



I see LP as more of a Hearts guy

Meiz said...

I figured LP as a spoons guy

Keef said...

NY Guy is freaking out because this bitch he was banging is a swinger. She was trying to get him to go to one of their parties this weekend.

tem said...

the spanish he was balls deep in?

Keef said...

yes

tem said...

a spanish woman are swingers /lp

tem said...

so draw something is a phone thing or a facebook thing?

Keef said...

it's like wwf. You can connect it through your fb to start games with your "friends"

Keef said...

Gross

kod said...

SAS you've never heard the term W.A.S.P.



^^^^^^^^^^^^



of course, I grew up in a WASPs nest, so to speak

Keef said...

wall

Aitch said...

Keef, you still doing the Home Depot gig?

Meiz said...

Dammit, the comment box is back up top for me.

Keef said...

yessir

Keef said...

yessir was to H

Meiz said...

Aitch, Keith says yessir.

tem said...

When do I get to guess at drawings?

Also I suck at drawing

tem said...

What's a wonderpets?

Keef said...

I wonder

Keef said...

Tem is good at drawring. I guessed it before he drew the picture

tem said...

What?

tem said...

I didn't know it would show the part where I wrote the word out

Keef said...

Well now you know

ToddPacker said...

does the drawing game only work through fb?

Meiz said...

Jesus. No, its a phone game.

El Padrino said...

rhe fuck is this shit

El Padrino said...

magic aids bought the dodgers

kod said...

"The Huskies, who finished atop the Pac-12 standings, came into the NIT looking to prove they belonged in the NCAA tournament after they became the first team to win a regular-season title in one of the six power conferences and still miss the NCAAs."


yeah, and then you lost to the Gophs minus Mbakwe and SampsonIII...pretty sure committee made the right call there

tem said...

2B for the dodgers seems like a lot.

good to know that the McCourt guy will still make 100s of millions off of this deal.

tem said...

good morning so far

Blue said...

ok go

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