Thursday, March 01, 2012

I can't swim Clark.

I found the story that Tiger thought he was going to be a Seal instead of golfing funny. You don't just "be" a Seal. There is a few months (up to 30) of training, and the BUDs training has around a 90% drop off rate. If you have the Military channel, check out the special on Seal BUDs training...good stuff. Tiger would find the training to be wildly inconvenient and end up ringing the bell.

Jets won't rule out Manning...but Manning will rule out Jets

Bobby V already trying to stir things up. That's going to add to O:FB. Rex Ryan says that strategy works well. Borat: Noooottt!!!

100% agree

Working this weekend...

That's all...go!

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Jugdish said...

tem said...
people around here are all on the Hines Ward is a Hall of Famer bandwagon...

I don't think so, unless cheap shots get you in.

This isn't the 70s where simply being on a super bowl team would help you get in. 1 super bowl MVP will help, but it isn't enough.

like 8th in receptions, like 19th in receiving yards, 10th or something in TDs....lot of people ahead of him in those categories aren't in.

oh wait, he is part korean, he'll get in.



WRs don't get in the hall very easy

Jugdish said...

don't forget his dancing with the stars accolades

tem said...

part korean...he'll get in because of that.

tem said...

a long above average career at WR is not HOF worthy.


a long above average career by a part Korean guy is HOF worthy.

Jugdish said...

simmons podcast with Obama...not bad so far

tem said...

at no point in time was Hines a top 5 receiver in the league.

there were always at least 5 guys playing better than he was.

Jugdish said...

until Cris Carter gets in, there should be no Hines talk

tem said...

hines is like 4 or 5 WRs behind carter on getting in.

Jugdish said...

and there are others who may retire soon (TO, Moss), that will jump him on that list

Jugdish said...

My crossover is...solid.

/Obama

tem said...

how michael irvin got in bottles my mind.

tem said...

yeah, i have brown, bruce, moss, TO, reed, harrison all over hines.

Jugdish said...

Obama gave Bush props...for his first pitch he threw after 9/11

tem said...

obama did not give your face props.

Jugdish said...

not yet, but the podcast is not over yet

Jugdish said...

and that jug, he's uhh, got a real nice face!

/Obama



and there it is

Keef said...

until Cris Carter gets in, there should be no Hines talk


Yes

Keef said...

yeah, i have brown, bruce, moss, TO, reed, harrison all over hines.



Reed? Andre? He's already in. If you mean Jake, your* nuts

Blue said...

maybe he meant lou reed

tem said...

i meant andre...didn't know he already made it. good for him.

tem said...

bible says Andre is not in.

tem said...

On January 9, 2011, Reed was announced to be one of the 15 finalists to be considered for the Hall of Fame Class of 2011. He, Cris Carter, and Tim Brown were once again passed over. The same trio was among the 15 finalists for the Hall of Fame Class of 2012; all three were once again passed over.

Blue said...

i have yet to be named as a finalist for the Hall of Fame

El Padrino said...

if cris carter aint in no one else should be allowed in

El Padrino said...

wr that is

El Padrino said...

cris carter's corn shits are better than hines ward

Blue said...

cris carter ain't shit

Blue said...

i think he's hurt himself with all his grandstanding about how great he was.

El Padrino said...

fucking blogger

El Padrino said...

cris carter was tremendous

Blue said...

"clipper darrell": team asked me to drop name.


so he should just not have a name now? if your momma named you clipper darrell, there isn't anything they can do about it.

Blue said...

"cris carter was tremendous"


or, he was average and played a long time

Blue said...

he wasn't anywhere near as good as Tim Brown

tem said...

clipper darrel should have thought of a better name if he wants to make money off of being a fan.

buckeye guy makes money just because he is a big fan and wears buckeye stuff. people/companies pay him to come to their tailgates and parties and stuff.

i bet clipper darrel does the same.

tem said...

chris carter was the best WR on his own team for about 3 seasons.

maybe less.

Blue said...

sounds like that's why the clips asked him to drop the name, because he was using their name for his promotion

tem said...

exactly.

he needs to change his name to LA Darrel and he'll be fine.

El Padrino said...

he was one of the best wr's within the hashmarks

tem said...

clipper darrel never even played WR.

El Padrino said...

when he retired only jerry rice caught more balls

El Padrino said...

somebody since broke that i know
i think marvin

Keef said...

bible says Andre is not in.



My bad

Beth said...

"somebody since broke that i know
i think marvin"

That'd be Tony Gonzalez

Keef said...

cris carter's corn shits are better than hines ward



congrats on getting than right

Keef said...

buckeye guy makes money just because he is a big fan and wears buckeye stuff. people/companies pay him to come to their tailgates and parties and stuff.



Are you talking about the black dude who dresses like a cowboy or some shit? He irks me. Stop trying to be famous because you dress up in a redonk outfit.

Keef said...

No interesting factoid this morning

tem said...

"Are you talking about the black dude who dresses like a cowboy or some shit?"

yes.

i believe he gets paid decent money to go to events. gets his tix free too most of the time.

tem said...

i think a guy in the office here paid him $100 or $50 to come in for 10 minutes and make fun of some michigan fans and take his picture with them.

tem said...

i'm not really positive on the payment amount.

apparently guy in the office and the buckeye guy are pals.

Keef said...

i believe he gets paid decent money to go to events. gets his tix free too most of the time.



Stupid. If I was going to pay for someone to go to an event, AHIK*, I'd pay for that bald dude who paints his head and wears the 150 necklaces. At least he looks like he is a passionate fan. Buckeye guy just looks like someone who said hey, lemme make a gimmick that will get me on TV

El Padrino said...

"somebody since broke that i know
i think marvin"

That'd be Tony Gonzalez"

well yeah but first was marvin harrison

Blue said...

what the hell has happened to Gerald Wallace, remember when he was a really good player?

El Padrino said...

he was a good dunker

El Padrino said...

i would fucking WORK obama on the hardwood

WORK

Keef said...

i would fucking WORK obama on the hardwood

WORK




Ok

tem said...

obama would beat me in hoops.

i am terrible at hoops.

Blue said...

secret service would shoot you before you even got on the court.

Blue said...

plus obama has like 5 inches on you

Blue said...

EP at hoops

Blue said...

let it rain

Keef said...

plus obama has like 5 inches on you


YES

/cmlp

Blue said...

matt lauer asked lindsay how long she'd been clean and sober, and she couldn't come up with even a rough time period, she just said, awhile.


what a joke. I've known addicts, and when they've come out of rehab, they almost all know to the day how long they've been sober.

tem said...

so you're saying she isn't clean?

Tyler said...

Seal training is not for the faint of heart.

Tyler said...

If there was a HOF for players missing an ACL, Hines Ward would be first-ballot.

Tyler said...

Every time I see Matt Lauer on my TV I have to say his name "Matt Lau-ah".

tem said...

Every time I see Matt Lauer on my TV I change the channel *


*fixed

Tyler said...

Well, that too.

Blue said...

everytime i see matt lauer on tv, i wonder, why am I not at work?

El Padrino said...

im down with o:fb but the Town is a great movie

El Padrino said...

imo

El Padrino said...

im getting HAMMERED at work

not drunk style

El Padrino said...

tps is m bison drilling me

El Padrino said...

i've beaten guys 5 inches taller than me

not an issue

Blue said...

new senior on the audit this year.

i'm not a fan, she reminds me of cunty mccuntstain

El Padrino said...

seal training

read the Lutrell book
the Seal that wrote about the ambush in the ghanni* mountains

fucking awesome book

El Padrino said...

something survivor

El Padrino said...

my body hurt just reading the regimen

Blue said...

obviously tiger never watched GI Jane

Blue said...

are we really drafting the Yahoo league on Sunday?

Tyler said...

"im down with o:fb but the Town is a great movie"

Unfortunately, I have to agree with this statement. I saw it in the theater. I also recorded it off of HBO like six months ago and it's still on my DVR because every once in awhile I'll watch part of it; usually I fast forward to a bank robbery scene, the chase scene, the part where they beat those dudes with the baseball bats, or any scene with Don Draper in it. The rewatchability (is that a word?) of that movie is very high.

kod said...

"New figures show Minnesota gained 15,500 jobs in January, nudging the state's unemployment rate down a tenth of a point to a seasonally adjusted 5.6 percent."



Unemployment back down to 5.6%? State Surplus to boot? Thanks Dayton, Obama!

El Padrino said...

rewatchability is key

El Padrino said...

i liek the part where aflac* goes into the flower shop to tell the florist he aint doing the fenway job

then the florist tells him he doped his mama up

that dialouge is great

El Padrino said...

fucking southies
they wanna run everything

Blue said...

"liek the part where aflac* goes into the flower shop to tell the florist he aint doing the fenway job

then the florist tells him he doped his mama up"

almost as good as the part where affleck goes in and shoots the bastard at the end.

Blue said...

for EP

Blue said...

he gets florist chills

tem said...

Maybe freak will change the yahoo! Draft day

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

Unfortunately, I have to agree with this statement. I saw it in the theater. I also recorded it off of HBO like six months ago and it's still on my DVR because every once in awhile I'll watch part of it; usually I fast forward to a bank robbery scene, the chase scene, the part where they beat those dudes with the baseball bats, or any scene with Don Draper in it. The rewatchability (is that a word?) of that movie is very high.




Thanks for the spoiler alert

Keef said...

Maybe freak will change the yahoo! Draft day



Your* in charge

Jugdish said...

i would fucking WORK obama on the hardwood

WORK



this would not happen...we've heard this talk before

0%

Keef said...

jug knows

Blue said...

blue tried playing basketball for the first time since he left collitch

holy hell, i can't jump or move anymore

Blue said...

its sad when you're used to playing at the elite level (s) that played at, and now your mind still wants to but your body just doesn't listen

Keef said...

I can still shoot, but I also cannot run or jump anymore

Jugdish said...

its sad when you're used to playing at the elite level (s) that played at, and now your mind still wants to but your body just doesn't listen


luckily i never have to worry about that

/Lp

Jugdish said...

i was never good at basketball. my brother invited me out to play with him, his father in law, and his fil's friends. Some of those guys were limping onto the court. They could still shoot though.

Jugdish said...

good thing my D is still tenacious

Keef said...

tenacious D is grate

Keef said...

his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's vomit on his sweater already
mom's spaghetti

Blue said...

first time i stepped onto the court was right after i had lifted.

swear to god, shot like 11 straight airballs trying to get warmed up...walked away and didn't play.

Jugdish said...

...walked away and didn't play


good strategy


/keef

Keef said...

shut up

Blue said...

ha

Blue said...

i read all of keith's comments in a british accent

Jugdish said...

out loud?

Jugdish said...

Lp

Blue said...

i can't read unless it's outloud

El Padrino said...

help

Keef said...

i read all of keith's comments in a british accent



Fank you

El Padrino said...

ha you guys suck, i would dominate summitt olympics

El Padrino said...

weenies

El Padrino said...

im still able to chase around spooks and spics that are 10 years younger than me on the football field

wusses

Jugdish said...

ha you guys suck, i would dominate summitt olympics


0%

Jugdish said...

ha you guys suck, i would dominate summitt olympics



plus we would have an automatic disaulification for ::bitchscream:: rule, so you wouldn't play long

Keef said...

ha you guys suck, i would dominate summitt olympics


0%

Keef said...

DOUBLE DRAGON!

Jugdish said...

i think those wolfpack trophies are going to his head

Keef said...

NY guy is wearing loafers with no socks today

NS

Blue said...

there's a huge difference EP.

so when I quit playing basketball, i could dunk a miniball.

There's a big difference now because i can't jump like that, doesn't mean i can't still play, and wouldn't destroy you...just not as easy as it used to be.

Blue said...

i realized that when my dad was my age, we used to play ball at the park and everyone would call him the old man....and now i'm that old

Blue said...

hell, i thought he was old as shit when he was 35

Jugdish said...

and now i'm that old



my 20 year reunion is this year...saw that on Facebook this morning...

Jugdish said...

i think my tenacious d would stop Lp and would frustrate him. he would end up laying on the scorer's table wearing a headset

Blue said...

i didn't realize jug was older than me

congrats jug

Keef said...

my 20 year reunion is this year...saw that on Facebook this morning...



Old man

Keef said...

he would end up laying on the scorer's table wearing a headset



I'll throw the beer at him

Jugdish said...

Old man


congrats jug



yup...and thanks

Jugdish said...

I'll throw the beer at him



then he will go attack someone else

El Padrino said...

loafers? like Sperry's?

El Padrino said...

im gonna make wings and drink a 6 pack tonight

100%

Keef said...

loafers? like Sperry's?



I don't know what a Sperry's is. I know he's wearing brown loafers with no shoelaces and no socks. With dress slacks and a dress shirt. That's how NYers roll

Jugdish said...

I'm going to hide one of those beers


/cmlp on fb

Keef said...

im gonna make wings and drink a 6 pack tonight



I'm making pasgetti*. And csil & hsil are coming over. Joy

El Padrino said...

"don't know what a Sperry's is. I know he's wearing brown loafers with no shoelaces and no socks. With dress slacks and a dress shirt. That's how NYers roll"


lawng island style

El Padrino said...

sperrys are boat shoes

El Padrino said...

its a bit warm in AZ for slacks

Blue said...

those are deck shoes, not loafers

El Padrino said...

inside the rhino WARM

Blue said...

i'm making pasgetti tonight too.

you'd swear my kids are italian with how much they mange the pasta

El Padrino said...

what kind of sauce you making you need a few tips

Blue said...

i'm making a delicious sauce, it's called Hunt's Garlic and Herb. You get it out of a can for .99


just like the old country

El Padrino said...

that shit cray

Keef said...

its a bit warm in AZ for slacks


It was 40 degrees this morning. 70° right now

Keef said...

what kind of sauce you making you need a few tips


Classico. Spiff's favorite

Jugdish said...

that shit cray




is that how the long islanders speak too?

Blue said...

yep, it's crazy

crazy good

Blue said...

we make homemade sauce every once in a while, usually on weekends

Blue said...

i make a homemade vodka sauce that is the bomb

Keef said...

I don't normally make homemade sauce when I get home after 6:00 and we eat at 7:00

Jugdish said...

i make a homemade vodka sauce that is the bomb




i made vodka infused gummi bears...those were also good

Jugdish said...

let them soak for three days

Jugdish said...

lp, you can keep them in your desk drawer with your bottle of rum

Keef said...

NY guy says they're boat shoes. He adamantly corrected my "loafers" comment

ns

El Padrino said...

and there you go, he just told me you dont know shit about shoes

El Padrino said...

likka'd up gummy bears?

im in

Keef said...

and there you go, he just told me you dont know shit about shoes



I didn't say I did

Blue said...

"NY guy says they're boat shoes. He adamantly corrected my "loafers" comment"


Are you on a boat? is he going boating later?

El Padrino said...

dont worry bout sinking cuz my dick can float

El Padrino said...

beer time

Keef said...

He isn't on a boat. There aren't any lakes in Arizona. It's too hot there

/LP

El Padrino said...

my cousin banged eve madison, on several occasions

mad swag

Blue said...

what's an eve madison

Keef said...

I had to google what an eve madison was. That's nsfw apparently

Keef said...

So LP's cousin has aids. Got it.

ToddPacker said...

"I had to google what an eve madison was. That's nsfw apparently"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

you aint up on yo porn stars i see

Keef said...

Not ugly ones. No

Keef said...

almost able to get 201 today

Keef said...

Maybe if mize would step his game up a little bit

El Padrino said...

this jack daniels honey whisssskey is pretty good

viously* a tad suite

El Padrino said...

man i gotta start studying for some fucking FINRA license

Jugdish said...

ha you guys suck, i would dominate summitt olympics



Who do you think you are?!?! I am!!!

/Lp after dominating the summit olympics

Keef said...

I have some cherry whiskey in my cabinet. I don't even want to try it

El Padrino said...

i'll try it

El Padrino said...

i think i can eat fried ever day

kod said...

"holy hell, i can't jump or move anymore"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

shit, I'm such a wreck that 10 days later I'm still hurting from bowling.....somehow I injured my non-bowling shoulder or upper arm (r. cuff or tendinitis in all likelihood)

El Padrino said...

i hope my post posts tomorrow

El Padrino said...

fries

El Padrino said...

sam adamas spring brew is not so good

i think i mentioned this before
gotta finish it out though

Aitch said...

I think the spring stuff is the same as Noble Pils with a different name.

kod said...

"cris carter was tremendous"


or, he was average and played a long time



-I got to see most of his career, and he was exceptional. He was a tremendous route runner, with exceptional hands and sideline awareness/balance/footwork. He was also a model of consistency; he always got open, he always caught the ball, with a different and usually average/below average QB almost every year. Never really seemed to get hurt or take plays off despite going across the middle quite often.

He's kind of an asshole, and wasn't necessarily a big play guy (lots of TDs of course, but mostly from the red zone), but it's insane that he's not in.

Meiz said...

"ha you guys suck, i would dominate summitt olympics"


Okay, little fella.

Meiz said...

"Maybe if mize would step his game up a little bit"


Sorry. Work is crazy. My boss and I are trying to get one of my co-workers to stand the fuck up for herself. If she were available to the department, we wouldn't be getting slaughtered day in and day out.

Meiz said...

WOAH!

Somebody accepted one of my trade offers from last night.

I give up:
Paul Pierce and Derrick Rose

I get:
Ricky Rubio and Kevin Love

Suiteness!

Meiz said...

Blockbuster!

Meiz said...

Fuckin' pumped

Meiz said...

Mize right now

ToddPacker said...

so close to bnew

Meiz said...

I gave up because nobody was helping

Meiz said...

I even threw bait out there. The lesson, as always, I am a shitty fisherman.

ToddPacker said...

"The lesson, as always, I am a shitty fisherman."

if only you had a new gas tank for your auger

Meiz said...

*Old auger, FTR

I boat* a brand new one in December. The old auger was purchased by sister of Mize for a mere $100. It runs great, even with the leak. I just want to make it perfect for my sister. I'm gonna rebuild the transmission/clutch on it this summer.

Blue said...

pushit

Blue said...

pushit good

Blue said...

salt n peppas here

Blue said...

one to go

Blue said...

bnu

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