Monday, March 12, 2012

Bracketology

The NCAA tourney starts this week. Not sure if you heard about it. I made a Y! bracket challenge.
League ID: 57439
Password: tits

It's weird that one of the play-in games is for the #14 seed instead of the 16 seed. That doesn't make sense to me. I'm gonna pick Iona and Western Kentucky to win the 2 play-in games. I haven't filed out 1 bracket yet, though. Usually I have at least 5 done by now. Speaking of that, I remember this time of year from when I was in hike school. We didn't have Internet yet, obviously. But I would watch the tournament selection show and I had my book of graphing paper that I had for geography. I probably made at least 10 brackets each year and filled them all out that night. On a related note, I didn't have a girlfriend.

Tiger got hurt and had to quit yesterday. Wussbag. /jug

Sucks that he's not on PEDs anymore. He was a bad motherfucker when he was taking performance enhancers. I have no doubt in my mind that he was using something illegal during his run. I know some of you will be all "dude it's golf". But they're called performance enhancers. They're not catching enhancers or throwing enhancers or tackling enhancers or running enhancers. He could use them to help his body recover after a tournament instead of breaking down like it is now. I realize he's older now, but he's only, what, 35 or 36. It's not like he's 50. Moral of the story is use PEDs, kids.

I think we're going to end up getting a CR-V. I don't want to jinx it, though. But they offered a grate* deal to us on Friday and taking our Tiguan as a trade. And cmk test drove one yesterday and liked it. So hopefully that deal will get done today. Then we're going to try and see if they'll take our Jetta as a trade in to buy a used Accord.

I'm off today and tomorrow. The babysitter is on vacation this week so I took M-Tu off and cmk is taking a couple days off. I know you care.

That's all.

115 comments:

Spaceman Spiff said...

@VicLombardi
Denver sportscaster CBS4.
"Just heard from my peoples. Broncos now 95% confident he'll sign with Denver. Their number, not mine."

@VicLombardi
Denver sportscaster CBS4.
"RT @MileHighMonday: Why so confident... what changed?----Broncos were contacted by manning TONIGHT"

oh boy

Spaceman Spiff said...

RGIII!!!

Aitch said...

My friend's wife drives a CR-V and lives it.

tem said...

It's a big car, but I wouldn't want to live in it.

tem said...

Honda are huge here because of the plant nearby. Lots of people drive em.

tem said...

Cards. Just like I said. And if he goes somewhere else that'll be just like I said too.

tem said...

I liked how the announcers were thinking wvu would win. I don't think so. Announcers forgot wvu can't score.

It is weird though that they get to play 100 miles from campus as a 10 seed.

El Padrino said...

cumfast drove a cr-v

he was a dick

El Padrino said...

i had one too so there is that

El Padrino said...

hearing skins will be strong players for vincent jackson

shit

El Padrino said...

decker fantasy #'s like whoa

El Padrino said...

maybe he can bring eddie royal back to life too

El Padrino said...

is lloyd still there?
he caught like 90 balls from a shitty qb imagine with peyton?

and d-thomas

like a boss

blue is hard right now

El Padrino said...

On a related note, I didn't have a girlfriend

El Padrino said...

^^^hilarious

El Padrino said...

remind me to cancel the dentist appt for later today

El Padrino said...

3 #1's is alot

El Padrino said...

but had to be done

El Padrino said...

JPP will break his back

El Padrino said...

he too skinny

El Padrino said...

need burger

Jugdish said...

Moral of the story is use PEDs, kids.



I've been saying it for years!

/mize

Jugdish said...

Lp...don't forget to cancel that dentist appointment today

Jugdish said...

fhjub has a CRV...she likes it. she lives elseware though

Jugdish said...

fmjug


yikes...gotta take typing slow too!

Blue said...

brandon lloyd got traded and is now a free agent (probably signing with the pats).

Eddie Royal is a FA, they probably wouldn't bring him back because the have DT and Decker and would have to bring Reggie Wayne with Peyton.

Jugdish said...

congrats blue

Blue said...

i'm conflicted

i've hated Peyton Manning my whole life...

hated is a strong word, i only started to like him because of this and this.

El Padrino said...

you hated tebow

then he won you over bachelor style

tem said...

cards

El Padrino said...

man this afghan civilian shooting was not a good look

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat CR-V life is a crazy one

Keef said...

Your face is not a good look

Jugdish said...

man this afghan civilian shooting was not a good look



your face is not a good look

Jugdish said...

suite i2i

Blue said...

fuck the afghans

blow them all the hell for all i care

Keef said...

The Taliban called U.S. forces "sick-minded American savages," warning in an online statement that the group would mete out punishment for the "barbaric actions."


Maybe if he wore a suicide bomber vest they would of* been ok with it

El Padrino said...

taliban is so silly

Keef said...

Join the bracket pick em

El Padrino said...

yes i will

El Padrino said...

not only am i gonna dust you all in the pool but ima get that 5 milly too

El Padrino said...

fucking dook with another cake walk to the suite 16

the sc blows them every year

El Padrino said...

south region

jesus

El Padrino said...

its like they dont want to see uconn getting on another run

El Padrino said...

kentucky could have an issue in the second round with either of those teams

Keef said...

El Bilas

El Padrino said...

el bracketology

El Padrino said...

i need my own podcasts

Jugdish said...

i need my own podcasts



are you saying you have a face for radio?

Keef said...

Meefska mooska Mickey mouse

El Padrino said...

im the total package

El Padrino said...

"Meefska mooska Mickey mouse"

oh dear lord

Keef said...

I know

El Padrino said...

god the mets are going to STINK this year

El Padrino said...

gonna be a brutal one

Keef said...

Hopefully

Blue said...

"Meefska mooska Mickey mouse"


are you gonna call toodles next?

Keef said...

Already did

Keef said...

Darryl Strawberry is 50 today. Goddamn

El Padrino said...

baby fevers are high as fuck

Keef said...

Pain in the ass

El Padrino said...

that too god damn ass thermometers are the worse

El Padrino said...

if they dont cry when they use it it means they are gay

there were born this way

El Padrino said...

bbep screams for a long time

so far so good

Keef said...

Gross

Keef said...

Bgas gets her temp taken under her armpit

Blue said...

we have one of those temperal thermometers

Keef said...

LP likes the ass play

Blue said...

a doctor friend gave us ours, it's way better than having to stick stuff anywhere.

El Padrino said...

i dont do it the dr does

i dont have a thermometer at home, use my hand old school

Keef said...

what if your hand is cold?

Jugdish said...

cold school

/lp

tem said...

el pad sticks his hand up his kids' ass to take their temp???

Keef said...

just the tip

Jugdish said...

NYC parents

El Padrino said...

"el pad sticks his hand up his kids' ass to take their temp???"

your reader is off today?

tem said...

"bbep screams for a long time

so far so good"

"i dont have a thermometer at home, use my hand old school"

Keef said...

You kind of insinuated that your kids' temps get taken anally and you don't have a thermometer but you use your hand

tem said...

i knew what you meant, but it is funnier to bust your balls for insuating that you take your kids' temps by hand up their ass.

Jugdish said...

i knew what you meant, but it is funnier to bust your balls for insuating that you take your kids' temps by hand up their ass.



well that's how cmlp takes his temp


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Keef said...

I wish I had every Monday & Tuesday off

Blue said...

i wish you did too

Spaceman Spiff said...

"NFL is taking away millions of dolllar of salary-cap space from Cowboys and Redskins for how they front-loaded deals during uncapped year."

first stern, now goodell fucking with me, WFT is this shit

"Cowboys lose $10 million in cap space, Redskins lose $36 million in space. Can split it over 2012 and 2013 any way they want."

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck it, RGIII!!!

El Padrino said...

fucking goodell is no joke

El Padrino said...

he is like FINRA

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins have no safeties, atogwe cut, landry probably gone

El Padrino said...

RGIII!

tem said...

they can get john lynch out of retirement and john lynch from the bucs.

then they'd have 2 john lynchs at safety.

Blue said...

"skins have no safeties, atogwe cut, landry probably gone"

grim reaper dead

El Padrino said...

too soon

tem said...

"The owner of the Pittsburgh Power fired all 24 members of his team during a pregame meal at an Orlando-area Olive Garden."

i bet that olive garden gets bad reviews now.

Blue said...

can't complain about a free meal

El Padrino said...

this afternoon took a dump on my face

Blue said...

hacked phones are fun

El Padrino said...

i like how peyton just refused to even talk to seattle and KC

he sonned them

El Padrino said...

"hacked phones are fun"

no clue bitches be taking mad naked pics all the time

i love it

Blue said...

TJ Ford dead.

Blue said...

oh, not dead, just retiring

Aitch said...

Who got hacked now?

Blue said...

couple of chicks, i don't know their names.

oh january jones was one of them

Blue said...

some chick from Glee, hers was alright she's got a buttaface

El Padrino said...

didnt notice her face

her twat was shaved

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

no clue bitches be taking mad naked pics all the time

i love it



Dad, I need a better zoom on my phone camera

/bglp in 15 years

Jugdish said...

Dad, I need a better zoom on my phone camera

/bglp in 15 years



here, use mine. I've captured small things with it

/Lp

Blue said...

"here, use mine. I've captured small things with it"

/bbep

*fixed

Keef said...

Watching The Announcemnt on dvr righ now. It's pretty good

Meiz said...

"Spaceman Spiff said...

DAT ASS

March 9, 2012 4:31 PM"



Oh my god yes.

Meiz said...

"fuck you bilkod; you make over 1 mil last year in fucking bonus' alone, and you give my folks and me an unfunded mandate on the fucking wedding...a few months after dropping over 7K on cmkods arm surgery, thanks."


Mother fuck. Fuck that shit. Don't foot that fucking bill. Don't do it.

Keef said...

Tell him, Bert

Blue said...

Yeah, fuck dat

Spaceman Spiff said...

moss to the 49ers, randy moss



o/

/meiz

Jugdish said...

Lp

tem said...

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