Tuesday, March 06, 2012

Big East Tourney

It is that time of the year again. That's right, time for my annual Big East Tourney post. After tirelessly watching 3 or 4 games during the year I feel pretty confident this time around. One problem though is that I don't know the brackets. I'm on my phone too so there is no alt tabing to see what they are. I know these things will happen though. WVU will win once, at most, then lose. Really they are an NIT team this year, Huggins must have naked pictures of that Lunardi guy or something because even after they lost 8 of 10 Lunardi still had them in the field.

I also think St. Johns will do well (ed note: or not) and South Florida won't. Syracuse will win it and Pitt won't. Pitt will win 1 game though. Uconn will play pretty well, but not as well as Notre Dame will play. Georgetown will lose a game that they should win.

So did anything else happen lately? Seems like sports are in a lull. NBA doesn't seem to carry the weight it did last year. My theory is that it is too many games in a short time so all of the little stories are getting glossed over. I always know whether or not LeBron took the last shot of a game, but I have no idea how Rubio is doing now. I like my NBA in small doses, like maybe each team could play twice a month . I might care more then. That is why the NFL is so awesome. I have a whole week to catch up on the stories. By the time the next Sunday rolls around I am all caught up.

So I think they should make Betty White posters like they do for Chuck Norris. I think people would buy those. I think each of us should think of a Betty White joke for the poster. TJokes can distribute them and of course not pay taxes.

That is all.

121 comments:

El Padrino said...

tits

Keef said...

Summit III in Syria. Seems like a nice place

Blue said...

syria is nice, but it's no nashville

tem said...

branson missouri. i saw a commercial for it. looked fun.

Blue said...

rooms are probably cheap there right now

Blue said...

they might not have a roof on them, but they're cheap

Blue said...

supposedly the rockies pitcher who got a DUI in scottsdizzle, blew over twice the legal limit .17

moron

El Padrino said...

there are like 10 dui's a year duiring* spring training

Jugdish said...

there are like 10 dui's a year duiring* spring training



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

LaRussa

Jugdish said...

/

tem said...

"supposedly the rockies pitcher who got a DUI in scottsdizzle"

he wasn't drunk, he had valley fever.

Blue said...

keith, tell us about the bee storms they have in PHX

Jugdish said...

keith, tell us about the bee storms they have in PHX

They're sting crazy!!!!

/keef

Keef said...

You blink more than 10,000 times a day.

Keef said...

keith, tell us about the bee storms they have in PHX



We have lots of Africanized bees here

Keef said...

They had a long delay at a spring training game this weekend because there was a giant bee hive on one of the dugouts

Jugdish said...

We have lots of Africanized bees here



african american bees? suite

/mize

Blue said...

one of the guys on the radio said that when he was playing that during Spring Training it was not uncommon to see like a cloud of 100k bees swarm onto the field.

Blue said...

so freak deleted the yahoo league?

Blue said...

seems a bit much

Keef said...

one of the guys on the radio said that when he was playing that during Spring Training it was not uncommon to see like a cloud of 100k bees swarm onto the field.



I don't know how he would be able to count all of them. They move pretty quickly

Keef said...

Why would an NFL player take out another player for $1500 when he would probably end up getting fined $20k by the league?

Jugdish said...

think they have bounties in rough touch? maybe they get $5 if they touch them a little rougher?

Jugdish said...

a punch to the kidney is $10

Keef said...

Maybe the elbow to LP's nose was no accident

El Padrino said...

maybe

El Padrino said...

saints are a mess

this brees thing was a joke too

Keef said...

think they have bounties in rough touch? maybe they get $5 if they touch them a little rougher?



$5 for < than 5'9.5"
$10 for > than 5'9.5"

Keef said...

Fellas, let's take out that midget DB. The team looks up to him and he calls all their plays

Keef said...

if you want
to destroy my sweater
pull this thread
as I walk awaaaaaayyyyy

Keef said...

Looks like mize might be a Saints fan this season

tem said...

the espn league is where it is at.

tem said...

fuck Yahoo!

Keef said...

It's got 2 turn tables and a microphone

Blue said...

i'm thinking about creating a yahoo league.

any interest?

Keef said...

what is the entry fee?

Blue said...

we can do a money league if you guys want.

we did that a few years ago, tem administered it.

I think we did $10

Keef said...

I think some didn't pay. Maybe I'm wrong

Blue said...

i got paid, that's all i remember

Keef said...

Let's do it. $500

Blue said...

count me in

/ep

Jugdish said...

house goes on the market today...suite

tem said...

everyone paid.

i was pretty worried people wouldn't, but everyone did.

Keef said...

house goes on the market today...suite



Make sure to get some fancy music on your listing

/TP

ToddPacker said...

"Make sure to get some fancy music on your listing

/TP"

didn't work

tem said...

house is still on the market. not suite.


/jug circa june 2013.

Keef said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

house is still on the market. not suite.


/jug circa june 2013.



ha! i hope not...

/jug circa today

Blue said...

we sold our old house at about the last point possible

nobody in our old neighborhood has been able to sell their house, it's been almost 2 years. The only houses i've seen that have sold there have all been foreclosures/short sales for like 30 or 40k less than what we sold our for.

we got lucky

Keef said...

It's good when people that are down on their luck get a brake*

Blue said...

we still took a $5k hit on the sale of our house, and we'd lived there for 5 years

Blue said...

my suggestion to Jug, is if somebody makes you a pretty fair offer, take it.

my dad put their house on the market back in May, and got a couple of offers right away, and felt they could hold out for something better. Almost a year later, they're still stuck with their house here in CO but haven't lived in it since July.

Jugdish said...

my suggestion to Jug, is if somebody makes you a pretty fair offer, take it.


i will. My main goal is to get rid of it and not take a loss.

Jugdish said...

the market is a little better than it has been, so i feel pretty good about it

Jugdish said...

fmjug and i will start looking at houses in about two weeks.

Keef said...

we still took a $5k hit on the sale of our house, and we'd lived there for 5 years


So you paid $83.33/month rent. That's not too shabby

Keef said...

the market is a little better than it has been, so i feel pretty good about it



Good jinx, jinxer

Keef said...

Michigan will play West Virginia on Dec. 15 as part of the inaugural Brooklyn Hoops Winter Hoops Festival at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y., the university said Tuesday.

Blue said...

"So you paid $83.33/month rent. That's not too shabby"

this would be true if we hadn't paid our mortgage for 5 years

Keef said...

details

Keef said...

OK, so $83.33 + whatever interest you paid for 5 years

tem said...

"So you paid $83.33/month rent. That's not too shabby"

gotta add real estate taxes on to that.

Blue said...

so lets just say our mortgage all in was $1,000.

We paid 5 years of that so $60K plus then we paid an additional $5k when we closed.

We paid them to take our house. So for the 5 years we spent $65K on "rent" and came away with nothing to show.

tem said...

and interest (less the income tax deductions for both)

Keef said...

so lets just say our mortgage all in was $1,000.


That's cheap

Keef said...

I also think St. Johns will do well and South Florida won't. Syracuse will win it and Pitt won't. Pitt will win 1 game though



Pitt plays St Johns this afternoon

Jugdish said...

so lets just say our mortgage all in was $1,000.


That's cheap



sounds high

/jug

Keef said...

ha

tem said...

"Pitt plays St Johns this afternoon"

i never said St. Johns would win a game, just that they would do well.

Keef said...

An 81-year-old woman from Newport won last month's $336.4 million Powerball jackpot, sleeping with the winning ticket in her Bible until coming forward to claim the sixth-largest U.S. prize on Tuesday, a family representative said.




Stupid. I hate when elderly people win that shit

Meiz said...

"Stupid. I hate when elderly people win that shit"


Bastards

Blue said...

does anyone but the elderly and poor buy lottery tickets

Meiz said...

My aunt & uncle buy lotto tickets. They're not poor.

Blue said...

but they're elderly

tem said...

i buy lotto tickets from time to time.

Blue said...

getting married is like buying a lotto ticket

Keef said...

a losing one

S

Keef said...

i buy lotto tickets from time to time.



yo tambien

Jugdish said...

yo tambien


I've never know what this means

/mize

Keef said...

ve never know what this means


^^^^^^

/beth

Keef said...

Can I get an I'

tem said...

NO /cmblue

tem said...

building a house is a pain.

we talked to a builder, told him stuff we liked and didn't.

then he sent us some floor plans for houses we already built and asked us if we liked them.

we already went over what we liked and didn't like.

tem said...

*for houses he already built

Jugdish said...

then he sent us some floor plans for houses we already built and asked us if we liked them.



they're supposed to do that, get off your high zorse


s

Keef said...

It's really grate when salespeople listen to what you want and then offer you something else

tem said...

yeah we were excited about it.

tem and cmtem: we don't want a sunroom, there is no sun in temhio.


builder: ok, cool. so how do you like this floorplan? it has a sunroom!

Jugdish said...

whatever you want sir! We'll have the waitress bring it out immediatly

Blue said...

we built our current house

was a pretty ok experience, but the upgrades and shit bite you in the ass.

They also added money because we wanted a lot that backed to open space, and had a walkout basement.

blah blah blah

tem said...

i still think we are going to do the build route, but it will be a pain in the ass.

tem said...

we can't have a walkout. it isn't allowed in the development. no idear* why not.

Blue said...

we decided to have an office instead of a living room because who the fuck ever uses a living room, and the upgrade was like $2k for them to put up two walls.

Come to find out we're like the only one in the neighborhood who did that...so when our house was just about finished they were using it as a model for people so they could try and upsell that office

Keef said...

blue is a trendsetter

tem said...

"so when our house was just about finished they were using it as a model for people so they could try and upsell that office"

that should have meant $$$ for you.

unless they still owned the house at the time.

for me, i will own the lot and they will be building a house on my lot. so if they want people to go in like it is a model they'll have to pay me.

Keef said...

A buddy of mine had his house built about 10 years agoo in Blacklick, a suburb in east Cbus. It was a pain in the ass from day 1

Meiz said...

I want to buy cheap POS snowmobile

Meiz said...

Or a cheap, super nice snowmobile.



either or

Jugdish said...

Baylor's neon unis for the tournament

Jugdish said...

freak is having a tough time with manning leaving

Jugdish said...

freak is having a tough time with manning leaving

Keef said...

Happy birthday mize, you miserable fuck

Jugdish said...

Happy Birthday Mize!!


no mize jokes today...its his birthday

El Padrino said...

turd

El Padrino said...

how does everyone know birthdays

El Padrino said...

is that shit on facebook or something

tem said...

probably

tem said...

or maybe keith just pays attention.

Jugdish said...

is that shit on facebook or something



happy birthday mize!

/cmlp on facebook

El Padrino said...

happy birthday

try something new, get laid

tem said...

chicks are going crazy....apparently the rumor is Tim Tebow will be the next Bachelor.


wouldn't that show be boring?

El Padrino said...

well if he says it's his birthday yeah duh

tem said...

there will be 0 sex unless some of the bachlorettes do each other.

tem said...

it would be hilarity though if all the bachlorettes were tatted up bad girls with a bunch of piercings and Tim had to find his diamond in the rough.

El Padrino said...

only aitch lets us know when its his birthday

he likes the attention

Jugdish said...

i bet Lp celebrates 1/2 birthdays

El Padrino said...

stop it

El Padrino said...

lotto is for suckers

tem said...

i played yesterday. i need some money.

tem said...

new rumor is Tebow already said No because there is a Kirk Cameron special on in that timeslot and he doesn't want to steal Kirk's thunder

Blue said...

go

Keef said...

It's funny how kirk cameron makes the comments about gays and glaad gets all pissed off about it. sucks there's no such thing as free speech

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