Friday, March 16, 2012

3am at the waffle house

I have a FINRA exam tomorrow so no drinking tonight.  Well maybe a little but not as much as I usually do for a thursday.  Don't worry this post will still be as stupendous as always.  Not.

Alot ot of sports happened.  Between NCAA's going on and the NBA trading and NFL free agency and spring training it's pretty good to be men.  Also freak went parasailing. 

I better fucking pass this test. 

Catering hall work picking back up.  Bitches dont get married in winter I guess.  Winter gets a bad rap.  Spring is my least favorite season because it rains.  April showers bring May flowers.  Fall is my favorite.  COLOV.  If I lived in Arizona I wouldn't have a favorite season because they don't exist.

I fed my son chicken and waffles last night.  In other news I'm changing his name to Roscoe Jenkins.

Fucking Blues Clues guy is a faggot.  Both of them.

Got a 30th brthday bash to attend Saturday, gonna be HDH. 

There is another show that is not that embarrassing to me about Brooklyn, this guy does a pizza tour (only 2 stops though) but goes around in a bus talking about the history of the borough and eats at two fantastic pizzerias.  It's sort of entertaining and very stereotypical.  It's not on a bitch channel.

Orlando is pumped.  I have alot of catching up to do been off the grid studying.  Very strange feeling reading a book and all.

I got a laptop. 

192 comments:

Aitch said...

First

Beth said...

"Very strange feeling reading a book and all."

I don't think it counts as reading if you only look at the pictures.

Jugdish said...

I have a FINRA exam tomorrow so no drinking tonight.


good luck!

Jugdish said...

good luck!



i don't need luck. I'm going to WORK that test! WORK it!

/Lp

Jugdish said...

I got a laptop.


tcs championship...lock it up

Blue said...

Pat Bowlen's private jet is on it's way to North Carolina.

This has been confirmed by multiple sources here in town that know his plane's tail number. You can follow flightplans online, i guess.

Blue said...

Also rumor has it, that Ashley Manning was house shopping here yesterday

Blue said...

and last but not least, John Fox was at dinner last night at Shanahans Steak House, and the wait staff said he was in a very jovial mood, and said that tomorrow (today) was going to be a very big day.

Blue said...

so, all signs point to Peyton signing with the Titans today

Blue said...

take that adam schefter

Aitch said...

Yes you can easily find a plane's flight plan online.

Jugdish said...

titans plane still in houston...per sources

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins forum has had a thread tracking 'redskins one', for years

Spaceman Spiff said...

gasol was the happiest guy in the world yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

pau celebrated yesterday with karaoke

Jugdish said...

Pat Bowlen's private jet is on it's way to North Carolina.



they want cam newton too?

Blue said...

maybe to pick up one of Fox's kids

Blue said...

maybe that's why he was in such a good mood

Keef said...

They're just going to NC to watch Peyton work out

ns

Keef said...

Butterflies can see ultraviolet light.

Jugdish said...

BEAST

Blue said...

"They're just going to NC to watch Peyton work out"

well that's a bunch of suck

Jugdish said...

then they are going to nyc to watch lp run the 40 for the wolfpack

Keef said...

he must workout

Blue said...

wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle

Yeah

wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle

yeah

do the wiggle dance

Keef said...

I like when you talk like that

/LP

Blue said...

cincy putting an ask kissing* on tejas already

Keef said...

2 pts in the first 12 minutes is not grate

Keef said...

Left-hander Andy Pettitte is coming back to the New York Yankees.
Pettitte, who retired before last season, has agreed to a $2.5 million minor league deal and will work his way back into shape, baseball sources told ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Actor George Clooney and several other prominent activists have been arrested during a protest in front of the Sudan Embassy in Washington, D.C."

Meiz said...

"Actor George Clooney and several other prominent activists have been arrested during a protest in front of the Sudan Embassy in Washington, D.C."


Kony shit, I assume

Jugdish said...

its sterile, and I like the taste

Jugdish said...

playing that draw something game...im the worse* drawerer*

Blue said...

disappointed in the lack of "thrillers" let alone upsets so far in the tourney

Jugdish said...

i bet that chick knows about piss ice

Jugdish said...

Kony shit, I assume


they were protesting your face

Blue said...

so clooney is on facebook

got.it

Blue said...

how pissed should marcus trufant be that he was supposed to meet with the broncos today, but they all went to North Carolina

Jugdish said...

broncos offering manning 60 mil over 5 years...also heard he worked out for 49ers

Jugdish said...

apparently blue has one of his helicopters following manning around today

El Padrino said...

Passed. In you face world.

This Texas game is hey

El Padrino said...

I worked that test

Worked. It.

Blue said...

broncos said to be offering Manning 5 years total of $60mm with $30mm guaranteed

Blue said...

damn, bluedrino

Keef said...

Lebron is such a little bitch

Blue said...

congrats EP

Keef said...

playing that draw something game...im the worse* drawerer*



Same here. I sent one to Tyler. I bet he laughs

Jugdish said...

congrats EP


^^^^^


good yob!

El Padrino said...

Titans offered lifetime contract to peyton

El Padrino said...

Thanks boys

Spaceman Spiff said...

congrats EP

El Padrino said...

2 more to go. Shitty.

El Padrino said...

Tom Izzo uses Dove products

Spaceman Spiff said...

bryce harper WFT

Keef said...

Passed. In you face world.



Congrats. Now what

Keef said...

bryce harper WFT



has to be photoshopped

Jugdish said...

bryce harper WFT



he gets bored in the dugout

El Padrino said...

Whoa that Harper shoot much worse than sanchise white pants talking on phone come hither cock photo.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Cincinnati got this

Jugdish said...

Congrats. Now what


2 more tests

Blue said...

"has to be photoshopped"

yeah, the ocean looks too perfect

El Padrino said...

Now im a registered person in the financial industry. I can legally be in charge of shit. Still have to get a series 7 and 24. I just passed the series 99.

Jugdish said...

but can you vote?

/tp

El Padrino said...

But first I need a haircut then pick up dry cleaning then work tonight.

El Padrino said...

Mad busy yo

Keef said...

2 more tests



Saw that afterwards

Keef said...

Now im a registered person in the financial industry. I can legally be in charge of shit. Still have to get a series 7 and 24. I just passed the series 99.



::route 66::

Keef said...

come on Aztecs

El Padrino said...

But they didn't extend Howard just added another year right?

Keef said...

But they didn't extend Howard just added another year right?



Extended. Got it.

El Padrino said...

Hope heat don't win title cuz then he'll (LBJ) will be rev insufferable

El Padrino said...

I mean like 5-6 years

Spaceman Spiff said...

didnt add anything, he waived his early termination option

Keef said...

Hope heat don't win title cuz then he'll (LBJ) will be rev insufferable



it will be awful

Keef said...

goddman asstecs* suck

El Padrino said...

Where will table be traded too blue? Jax?

Keef said...

west coast college bball is pretty solid this season

Keef said...

Does jax need more tables?

El Padrino said...

Oh I see and he's under contract through 2014

El Padrino said...

So Deron Willy is not gonna re-up with nyets*

El Padrino said...

Only way Jax sells tickets is if table is there.

El Padrino said...

Fucking auto correct sucks

Tebow

Jugdish said...

haha

Keef said...

hilarity

Blue said...

yes, word on the street is the broncos think they can get a 2nd round pick for table*

Jugdish said...

that's weird, my phone autocorrects "table" to "tebow"


s

Blue said...

"west coast college bball is pretty solid this season"

well, mr sarcastic

Keef said...

the broncos think they can get a 2nd round pick for table*



That's crazy talk

Jugdish said...

wall

Keef said...

that wasn't a wall. you lose the tcs

Jugdish said...

finals are next week

Keef said...

told ya'll about FSU

/TP

Aitch said...

Clooney protest had nothing to do with Kony

Blue said...

supposedly now the broncos are offering 5 years $90mm

Jugdish said...

49ers sign cartwright

Jugdish said...

supposedly now the broncos are offering 5 years $90mm



seems high

/jug

ToddPacker said...

"congrats EP"

^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"told ya'll about FSU

/TP"


they should beat st bon

Keef said...

Clooney protest had nothing to do with Kony



Thank you Aitchcess Hollywood

ToddPacker said...

table era is fun

Keef said...

they should beat st bon


AHSIK

ToddPacker said...

sas uf is beating up uva

Keef said...

They WORKED Virginia. WORKED!

Keef said...

goddamn belmont

Jugdish said...

Lp has at least 2-3 eras going on at any given time

Spaceman Spiff said...

think i have fsu in the final 4

Blue said...

FSU not WORKING the bonnies

Jugdish said...

Broncos now offering 91 million over 5 years

Keef said...

think i have fsu in the final 4



Yo tambien

Keef said...

Broncos now offering 91 million over 5 years



Blue through* in the extra million

Jugdish said...

suitening* the deal

Jugdish said...

Lp in a few years

Spaceman Spiff said...

ugly ass game

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite, i have cbs sports window and other internet window shrunk to fit side by side, and on this page, comment box is now on the bottom and when I refresh, it goes to last comment

Spaceman Spiff said...

tie game

Blue said...

dipsy do dunkaroo

Spaceman Spiff said...

FSU building a lead + in bonus

Blue said...

ONIONS

Blue said...

double onions

Blue said...

triple ONIONS

Spaceman Spiff said...

back to back to back onions

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit it's gettin good

Spaceman Spiff said...

missed FT, 3 point game, bonny ball to tie 14 secs

Spaceman Spiff said...

went for a 2? then missed and got the O-board, and tried for another 2???


ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Spaceman Spiff said...

second 2 try got BLOCKED! BLOCKED! nasty to end game

Blue said...

bonnies players were trying to call a TO when dude took the second shot too.

damn

Keef said...

went for a 2? then missed and got the O-board, and tried for another 2???


Martell Webster plays for the Bonnies?

Spaceman Spiff said...

""Kony 2012" video creator arrested for masturbating in public while drunk, and vandalizing cars"

nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

mizzou tied at half

Jugdish said...

green card

Keef said...

The fuck is Kony?

Keef said...

I'm lazy

Blue said...

funny scene from the CU game last night. CU pushes the lead to 20. UNLV calls a timeout. It's the UNLV band's turn to play during the timeout.

UNLV's coach yells and argues with the band leader for a good 2 minutes during the timeout finally the band stops and the coach has about 30 seconds to talk to the team.

Blue said...

norfolk just won't go away

Aitch said...

Kony is a war criminal in Africa and the latest trendy activist topic

Jugdish said...

did you hear Wade's dad got kick out of the Bulls Heat game the other night? pesky fathers at their kid's games

Keef said...

Kony is a war criminal in Africa and the latest trendy activist topic



Ah. I think I remember hearing about that before. Thanks

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking mizzou

Keef said...

that

Meiz said...

"Kony is a war criminal in Africa and the latest trendy activist topic"


Who happens to do really fucked up shit.

Spaceman Spiff said...

mizzou just did more fucked up shit than kony

Meiz said...

Debatable

tem said...

Cmtem is up $820 on nickel and penny slots. NS

Meiz said...

All time classic

Meiz said...

"Cmtem is up $820 on nickel and penny slots. NS"


Wow. Is she max betting?

ToddPacker said...

"Who happens to do really fucked up shit."

did meiz buy the kony 2012 kit?

ToddPacker said...

steve and zeke are not happy right now

ToddPacker said...

love watching Michigan lose

ToddPacker said...

duke is next

Keef said...

Wow. Is she max betting?



Really, mize? Really?

Meiz said...

"did meiz buy the kony 2012 kit?"


Hell no

Meiz said...

"Really, mize? Really?"


I want to know how she got up so big. Hitting Max Bet is allegedly the best way to do it.

tem said...

Yes she max bets

tem said...

She's only up 750ish now

kod said...

"In Minnesota, legislators get what some deem a “get out of jail free” card protecting them from arrest for certain crimes. Some students from Concordia University in St. Paul were not happy when they discovered that legislative immunity could shield lawmakers from drunken driving arrests."


Immunity from DUI, yeah, that's smart policy there Minni. Faaak

kod said...

"Cmtem is up $820 on nickel and penny slots. NS"


Wow. Is she max betting?



that's the funny thing about those penny and nickle slots (at least here), many people still end up paying .50 to $1 and up per spin; on a lot of them, you can't win many of the possible jackpots without betting the max, or more than the minimum.

But....before they had those crazy new multi-line machines, they had the old 3 line nickle slots. I hit the progressive jackpot on one of those for $750 with one .05 spin (back in the late 90s)

Plus, since it was a "jackpot" (just a small one) I got my picture on the wall and a stuffed animal (ns, the "jackpot moose")

Meiz said...

purple monkey dishwasher

tem said...

She does the penny slots, max lines, lower bet. Seems like she bets 45 to 90 cents a spin. She is now only up 500. She said the slots tightened up. And I said good, I like tight slots. She DNSWIDT

tem said...

Saw a show last night. Lots of tiny boobed chicks bending around in ridonkulous positions whilst topless.

tem said...

Also "so she doesn't max bet, got it" /as

kod said...

I won't play those multi line machines; you can't read them at all....unlike the computerized 3-line machines


Unfortunately, 3 line machines only make up about 5% of slot machines in Minnesota these days.

kod said...

"Hitting Max Bet is allegedly the best way to do it."



yep, seems obvious, but many people don't follow it.....#1 rule of slot machines to increase your statistical odds is to always max bet on most machines you play (on every multi-line and progressive jackpot 3-line slot machine, as well as any other 3-line slot that gives you more than the proportional total ratio of winning $/bet $ for higher bets (i.e. on a $.25 minimum/$.75 maximum 3-line machine where a jackpot on $.25 will give you $1000, you should always max bet if that jackpot for $.75 is over $3000)

kod said...

and for multi-lines it's completely obvious



the more you bet, the more chances you have to win, so for the exact same draw, a bet of .50 may lose when a bet of $1 would have won.

Clearly it's basically throwing away money to bet anything less than the max

kod said...

funny enough, statistically the best odds on slots are video poker (which I hate)


the worst odds are on keno

Meiz said...

NOW IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR THE KODIAC SECRET GAMBLING STRATEGY

kod said...

my strategy for slots: Part I


Note: I really do think there is something to this system, but without exaggeration, I am about or a little over ten thousand dollars up on slots over my life (while probably about 5K down blackjack over that time), and have won about 60-70% of the time over the past 15 years (and on my last 5 trips).

Statistically speaking, it is unlikely that there is nothing to this.

So...


Go to the 3-line slot machine area



Consider the following slots

Triple Diamond (best)
Hot Pepper (pretty much tied for best)
Double Diamond (good)
Red While and Blue 7s (good)


Do NOT play

Wild Cherry
Blackjack (3-line slot)
Any 7s game that isn't the standard red, white and blue 7s (there are many variations....beware of imitators)

*their odds may or may not be worse than the good and great ones named above; they seem to be worse to me.....but their deficiency is that they are much harder to read and determine when they are likely to get and stay hot than the good ones above.


**The next thing I do may not be helpful to anyone, but it seems to work for me, it started my run of 5. I clear my mind as much as possible and then just try to feel a subtle draw, just a very slightly different feeling when I walk by a machine. It doesn't take long, usually just 30 seconds or so.


But, back to the objective strategy. I recommend dollar slots, and be prepared to bet $100 minimum.

Put a $20 in the machine and pay close attention right away to the speed at which the lines are falling. Fast is bad. Roughly 95% of the time the recommended machines hit big, they have been falling slower than average for 25+ spins on more than 75% of those spins (even when they are falling slightly slower, which again is GREAT, there will always be a decent amount of spins that come faster/normal speed).

Speed is #1 indicator of success on the above machines.

The #2 indicator is mixed bars (a combination of single, double and triple bars). Hitting these on at least every 10-15 spins or better for the majority of the time is a great indicator of a hot machine. Again, around roughly 95% of the time, you will be hitting mixed bars pretty frequently before the jackpot comes. They probably won't happen every few spins, but you will see them coming up again and again.

And unsurprisingly with the two above combined, you will notice that pretty much every time the machine has subtly slowed down, you will see regular mixed bars hitting.
*Added upshot, this usually holds you around pretty even while you bide time on the machine waiting for the jackpot to hit (because, that's really what you are doing....you are battling the machine to hold your head above water until the inevitable jackpot comes)
**Also, be patient....even a hot machine that is falling slowly on half or more spins and pretty regularly (or better yet, very regularly hitting mixed bars, is still going to hand you losers 80%+ of the spins).


They probably won't come up a lot (but if they do....WOHOO, RIDE THAT SUCKER, (twss)) but if you get single, double, or triple bars (on their own or with wilds) you will win good money, and machines that are giving you those are most often when jackpots come.


Part II coming on what to beware of

Meiz said...

This is great.

kod said...

Part II


Beware of blanks; some games will return your money, some will not....either way, they suck. If you are getting blanks regularly and nothing else on your first $20, leave the machine and find another.

I can maybe only remember hitting one big one after getting regular blanks (note, random things can and do happen, these are just patters indicating more likelihood, any machine can, of course, hit big at any time)

Blanks will also come up from time to time when your machine is hot, but a cold machine will ALWAYS spit them at you again and again.

Second, beware of finding awesome jackpots hitting regularly on the above or the below line of center (which is meaningless, on the recommended machines only the center line counts)

Along with blanks, cold machines LOVE to tantalize people with amazing hits on the non-winning lines. I think it's a psychological trick to keep people on bad machines (just like blanks probably are attempting the same on some games. It's a "win" for the player, which they like....but I've learned not the kind of "win" you actually want, it's a negative indicator). Again, this may happen on a hot machine too, but significantly less frequently.


There is more to the things that fall on the top and third line that indicate a hot/cold machine, but I'd have to tutor in person for that...there are so many different options for how things fall, some good and some bad...it would take pages to write out every one. Plus, it's not nearly as strong of a positive/negative indicator of what I mentioned here.


Other than those final things, its really that simple. Just remember above all else SPEED and frequency. A cold machine will give you a ton of blanks, but a hot machine will give you some too, a hot machine will give you a lot of mixed bars, but a cold machine may give you a few too; you have to consider everything together with the most eye towards speed and patterns. You will note that it goes together (you'll see when it's spinning faster on pretty much every spin, you'll be getting regular blanks, few mixed bars, and huge payouts falling tantalizingly close on wrong lines. And when it's spinning slower on the whole, you'll see fewer blanks, more mixed bars, more single/double/triple bars, and very possibly after a time of hanging in there from the lower winners - a good hit (i.e. $250-$500) and/or a GREAT hit ($500 and up)


I taught my dad the system, and it's worked well for him too.



Final note. I can't read 5 or 10 pays and have never won, but I know some people who have hit huuuuge on them. They are the kind of machines that rarely hit anything on the whole, but when they do, it's often ginormous. I don't play them though because the system doesn't work on them.

kod said...

I guess maybe one last thing to add is about walking away. I personally will walk once I'm up around $350-500; I've been told by slot jockeys that's bad strategy, and it's too grey for me to draw the best odds of when to walk and keep playing.


I just usually get really thankful when I hit around that amount, start thinking about how I'm going to spend it, and start thinking of how bummed I'd be if I lost it.

But that's just me, I can't really advise on that.

Meiz said...

I am going to share this with my sister, and we are going to Rainman the FUCK out of the casino up by our cabin.

kod said...

ooh, and fun fact, note how many jackpots are set at $1199.



Why $1199 on so many machines? Because jackpots of $1200 and more must be reported for tax purposes, so I guess under the right set of circumstances, it could be the one reason to vary from the usually steadfast max bet rule

kod said...

I am going to share this with my sister, and we are going to Rainman the FUCK out of the casino up by our cabin.


suite; I really hope it works out for you guys

Meiz said...

So do I. That being said, my sister doesn't know what Rainman is. Some times I hate her.

kod said...

ha!

kod said...

oh, and also don't play machines that give you the option of selecting which slot game you want to play.


of the one's I listed, look for the machines that are only for that game only, that's key.

Meiz said...

"oh, and also don't play machines that give you the option of selecting which slot game you want to play.


of the one's I listed, look for the machines that are only for that game only, that's key."


I gathered that.

kod said...

and funny enough....



if you play triple diamond, getting a triple on the first line and nothing else is a good sign; getting multiple triples with nothing else is a very good sign

but, on double diamond, a double on the first line repeatedly is not a good sign, two and nothing seems to be slightly good though.

kod said...

*double diamond on the first line with nothing else is bad (double diamond, blank, blank)


a double diamond on the first line paired with a winner is, of course, awesome

ToddPacker said...

happy mother fuckin st patty's day

kod said...

Pancakes!!



While clearly the best restaurant downtown bemidji, I was still quite surprised to see the shout out on the LA times food blog.

wild rice pancakes are indeed bomb

kod said...

mini kod rant of the weekend


so, Bemidji State decides to try and join the WCHA to put their hockey team on the map (they were DII until pretty recently-maybe 15 years ago or so).

In order to join, they basically are forced to spend millions and millions of dollars on a new arena/regional event center (which is currently operating at around a $500,000/mo. loss to the city, as who the hell wants to come to Bemidji for about 9 mo. out of the year to perform)

But, at least with the arena, Bemidji gets into the WCHA with such teams as

U of Minnesota, U of Minnesota Duluth, U of North Dakota, U of Wisconsin, St. Cloud State, U of Nebraska-Omaha and Denver

*pretty great competition with several major universities. Arguably worth the price tag


But, wouldn't you know, hockey takes a cue from football and massively realigns conferences

Now, Bemidji State has spent literally tens of millions of dollars to join a conference consisting of:

Alaska-Fairbanks, Bowling Green (Ohio), Ferris State, Lake Superior State, Northern Michigan, Alaska-Anchorage, Michigan Tech and Minnesota State Mankato


fuck us, that's not any better than the division we came from; should have thought that one through further Bemidj before spending what will end up being hundreds of millions of dollars of losses for basically spending 3 years in a good conference

Meiz said...

Fuck work

Keef said...

Woke up to rain this morning. Haven't had rain in a minute. It's nice

Meiz said...

I can't wait for open water fishing. I'm getting giddy reading some really easy ways to rig baits & stuff. I think I'm gonna use senkos a lot this summer.

I know you guys care.

Meiz said...

I want to catch a big fucking smallmouth.

Meiz said...

Well then.

tem said...

Played slots. Tried kods system. Machine was cold so I quit. Guy immediately jumped in after me. So I watched him lose 60 real quick. Then I went to find another machine. Found a triple diamond but my 20 didn't work in the machine.

Keef said...

The Seattle Seahawks have agreed to terms on a contract with former Packers quarterback Matt Flynn, the team announced Sunday.
The contract is for three years and $26 million with $10 million guaranteed, a league source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter.



Redonk

kod said...

"Guy immediately jumped in after me. So I watched him lose 60 real quick"


nice restraint in walking; always nice to see someone then jump on and get creamed (ns)

Beth said...

Keef falling down on the job...

El Padrino said...

the fuck is this shit

Keef said...

Go

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