Wednesday, February 08, 2012

whose on your list

No not that list. The list of people who if you saw in real life you'd try to kick their ass.

I'll give you a sampling of my list:

Mario Lopez
Josh McDaniels
Any guy who has been on the Bachelor
Dan Shanoff


you get the point.

So long Chauncey Billups you magnificent bastard.

I like the idea that if the BCS won't make a playoff, the conferences will just have their own playoff. The Big-10 is thinking about a 4 team playoff to determine their champion. Maybe it's stupid, or maybe it's genius, i don't know.

For whatever reason, i've been waking up at 5:30 to go to the gym.

EP, if you want your beer, email your address to me ben@tuckertown.com and i'll hook you up.

Now that football is over, i guess i'll pay a little more attention to the non-nugget portion of the NBA.

Tebow took his offensive line to Vegas (but made them do some community service while they're there). Come to find out, Tebow doesn't fly commercial, and hasn't for like 3 years. He's that popular i guess.

This "bradying" thing is catching on.

188 comments:

Blue said...

::bitchscream::

El Padrino said...

"Any guy who has been on the Bachelor"

jesse palmer would work you

El Padrino said...

tuckertown sounds like a nice little suburb

El Padrino said...

EP, if you want your beer, email your address to me ben@tuckertown.com and i'll hook you up.


totally forgot about this
suite, email on theeeeee way

Blue said...

it's fancy

Blue said...

i'm not saying that any of the guys on my list wouldn't kick my ass

but the douche factor makes it worth getting my ass kicked

Blue said...

can't wait for keith to correct my title for the post

El Padrino said...

my list is :

reggie miller
reggie miller
and reggie miller

Blue said...

reggie is a good one

El Padrino said...

i have a list for each "field"

for instance here is my music list

adam levine
adam levine
and adam levine

El Padrino said...

if i was playing QB we would have won it would not have gone down like that

/wahlberg

tem said...

list:

skip bayless
woody paige
skip bayless
rick reilly

tem said...

tuckertown?

blue has his own .com thing going on?

El Padrino said...

mitt romney got rick rolled

tem said...

blue, job search update.

tem said...

"For whatever reason, i've been waking up at 5:30 to go to the gym. "


either 1) midlife crisis or 2) cmblue is drugging you or has hypnotized you.

It's Happening said...

It would take 200 years to count up to 7 billion out loud.

It's Happening said...

Apparently there is some vidyo* out from the Ggggggggggmen parade yesterday where there are some chicks screaming and someone axes who they want to see from the Giants and one of them says Mark Sanchez. NY guy just told me about it, said it was his sister & her roommates

tem said...

it is on Yahoo!

Beth said...

Here it is.

Blue said...

"blue, job search update."

it is going piss poor.

every job that I see, my recruiter tries to talk me out of it

tem said...

the girl looked ok looking. maybe even good looking.

Blue said...

i've kind of cooled on the idea some.

i'm still actively looking, but not desperately looking

tem said...

i talked to a recruiter today.

he told me i have a good thing going here. i tolt* him "that's what i told you when you called me in the first place."

he kept calling until i talked to him in detail.

Blue said...

that poor girl couldn't think straight because she had a chick on her shoulders

tem said...

"i've kind of cooled on the idea some."

are you going to focus your energy on undermining the new guy?

tem said...

i like that the chicks were boozin it up at 10am.

Blue said...

IF the economy continues upward (AHIIK), then i'm hoping more stuff starts to open up.

it's an employer market right now, so they aren't willing to negotiate or budge much on their demands.

It's Happening said...

Here it is.



I'll have to check it out at home. Link works here, but the video is blockt

Blue said...

"are you going to focus your energy on undermining the new guy?"

no, he does a good job of that on his own

El Padrino said...

vote republican blue
the market will open

It's Happening said...

don't vote at all

/zeke

Blue said...

keith's option is more likely

It's Happening said...

Crazy bastard

El Padrino said...

gollum is utlimate i said that years ago guy too

tem said...

"keith's option is more likely"

not voting? or getting a second job?

Blue said...

not voting

It's Happening said...

Get a 2nd job. It's the best

El Padrino said...

iphone is a thug

El Padrino said...

yeah 2nd job is awesome

s

Blue said...

"iphone is a thug"


beast

ToddPacker said...

list:

bill simmons
bill o'reilly
nick sabin
jimmy buffet
jersey shore cast
ann coulter
joe torre
jeter
Sandusky
beiber
guy from nickelback
jay leno
homeless people (s)

It's Happening said...

No Urb?

El Padrino said...

oh jay leno can catch it for sure

El Padrino said...

"beiber"

i dont hit girls

Blue said...

"i don't hit girls"

you put Reggie Miller on your list though

El Padrino said...

he's both

Beth said...

"jimmy buffet"

I think you've mentioned it before TP, but why the Buffet hate? I've been to several of his concerts going back to the early 90's as a teen and they are a blast.

ToddPacker said...

"No Urb?"

I've calmed down a bit. two nc is tough to dismiss

It's Happening said...

list:

Dave Matthews
Nickelback guy
Howie Mandel
that McFarlane guy
The Unibrow judge guy on Top Chef
Bud Selig
my sister's husband
bruce buffer
dennis erickson

El Padrino said...

"I've been to several of his concerts going back to the early 90's as a teen and they are a blast."

does he always fall off the stage?

El Padrino said...

"The Unibrow judge guy on Top Chef"

fucking hate that guy

It's Happening said...

two nc is tough to dismiss



::bitch scream::

Jugdish said...

What if instead of getting rich, you just get ridiculed?




its like that now

Jugdish said...

my other brother on the #bitchscream


"the guy who screams like a chick in the blue jersey ... is that John Starks?"

It's Happening said...

Also on my list:

Screech
Colin Cowherd
Woody Paige
Skip Bayless
Seton on Dan Patrick show
Sandusky

Jugdish said...

you got a lot of hate inside you

Jugdish said...

Darf Keef

Blue said...

i'm adding a lot of people i forgot about to my list now

It's Happening said...

you got a lot of hate inside you



You know you have a big list of people too

Beth said...

"does he always fall off the stage?"

Like I was sober enough to notice.

It's Happening said...

Like I could see the stage from my knees

*fized

Jugdish said...

You know you have a big list of people too


nahh, i don't hate a lot of people or things

It's Happening said...

nahh, i don't hate a lot of people or things



OK Tebow

Spaceman Spiff said...

" how do i make money off this?"

get enough views and you can monetize, i think youtube will contact you if you pass a certain number

Beth said...

"Like I could see the stage from my knees

*fized"


I thought that part was implied from the not being sober part.

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Jugdish said...

OK Tebow


did you just add tebow to your list?

It's Happening said...

get enough views and you can monetize, i think youtube will contact you if you pass a certain number



One of my videos has earned like $47. I tried to cash out but Google said it has to get to $100 before I can cash out

It's Happening said...

did you just add tebow to your list?



No. I like Timmy

El Padrino said...

"get enough views and you can monetize"

spread the word

Aitch said...

I think I'm gonna rip the bitch scream audio and use it a ring tone.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"One of my videos has earned like $47. I tried to cash out but Google said it has to get to $100 before I can cash out"

damn, stings

EP, login and go to your vid list and see if there is a monetize button there

It's Happening said...

copyright infringement

El Padrino said...

rip that face while your at it doughboy

It's Happening said...

EP, login and go to your vid list and see if there is a monetize button there



There should be. I've put newer ones on that have a small # of views and was able to monetize them.

El Padrino said...

yeah i turned it on

El Padrino said...

its linked to adsense which ive been using for the blog too

Jugdish said...

yeah i turned it on



twss

It's Happening said...

its linked to adsense which ive been using for the blog too



Are you a millionaire yet?

Spaceman Spiff said...

SB sniper area

El Padrino said...

Are you a millionaire yet?

almost

tem said...

"its linked to adsense which ive been using for the blog too"

el pad is pocketing all of our hard earned blog ad money.

Pass the Lysol said...

Blue, what they hell happened in Co.? I can see Santorum taking Minni and Mizzou, but Colorado? I thought that was Mormon country

Blue said...

should have shot welker

Blue said...

there are no mormons here, we don't let them on this side of the mountains

Spaceman Spiff said...

make a vid like this, get millions of views

WFT is this shit, dustin diamond reincarnate?

possible repost

El Padrino said...

keef wants to fuck that guy up

Jugdish said...

el pad is pocketing all of our hard earned blog ad money.



paying off the tjokes taxes

It's Happening said...

what taxes?

/LP

Blue said...

colorado is a liberal state, bunch of damn hippies. it's pretty much a blue state now

It's Happening said...

Taxes?

::bitch scream::

El Padrino said...

i should book vaca soon

El Padrino said...

are we doing a summit

it's february bro

Blue said...

hilarity


free butterfingers for H

tem said...

summit III

::bitch scream::

Blue said...

denver rules

It's Happening said...

i should book vaca soon



5 minutes ago I scheduled vacation for the week after Thanksgiving. Not going anywhere, though.

It's Happening said...

Tom Brady's teammates might not blast Gisele Bundchen for her comments about New England Patriots receivers, but New York Giants running back Brandon Jacobs has no problem doing it.
"She just needs to continue to stay cute and shut up," he told reporters Tuesday at MetLife Stadium, where the Giants were honored for beating the Patriots 21-17 in Super Bowl XLVI.

El Padrino said...

"5 minutes ago I scheduled vacation for the week after Thanksgiving. Not going anywhere, though."

so not a vacation, got it

El Padrino said...

the finalists are turks and caicos, jamaica, ocean city md and disney

It's Happening said...

so not a vacation, got it



Right. Vacation time. My bad

It's Happening said...

the finalists are turks and caicos, jamaica, ocean city md and disney



Don't do disney with a 1 year old

El Padrino said...

agree, that's why it's last on the list

El Padrino said...

its like an olympic vote

It's Happening said...

Didn't you just go to T&C & Jamaica? Mix it up a little bit

Blue said...

ocean city maryland?

El Padrino said...

i went to oc last year, no where year before, jamaica year before that, turks year before that

El Padrino said...

tes md

El Padrino said...

probably go there again, dont feel like flying with the kids

El Padrino said...

its good times

Blue said...

never eavan* heard of that as a vacation type place

El Padrino said...

beem there alot know the spots

El Padrino said...

cuz you are not from northeast

Meiz said...

Mize list:


Drake and maybe the Wizard of Khalifa

It's Happening said...

never eavan* heard of that as a vacation type place



When I lived in temhio, I knew some people that went to OC, MD every summer

Pass the Lysol said...

"ocean city maryland?"


cmkod grew up right outside there; it's her second favorite vacation spot, next to Maui

El Padrino said...

it's a great place to vacation

ns

El Padrino said...

dat ass

It's Happening said...

McDonald's has apologized and pulled an ad that came back to bite it.
The ad said eating a Chicken McBite was less risky than petting a stray pit bull, shaving your head, naming your son Sue or giving friends your Facebook password. It enraged pit bull owners and their supporters.



Beast

El Padrino said...

hey fag you going to see star wars 3d?

It's Happening said...

hey fag you going to see star wars 3d?


There's nothing else in the world that I would want to do less than that

Jugdish said...

i wish chicks would listen to what we are saying instead of trying to figure out what we are trying to say.

El Padrino said...

The N.H.L. Winter Classic will come to Michigan Stadium and Comerica Park in 2013, pitting the Detroit Red Wings against the Toronto Maple Leafs.


cool

El Padrino said...

There's nothing else in the world that I would want to do less than that

i was asking meiz

It's Happening said...

i wish chicks would listen to what we are saying instead of trying to figure out what we are trying to say.



What did you do wrong?

Jugdish said...

what didn't i do wrong?

today i asked her if she was having a bad day. oops!

It's Happening said...

The Twins are auctioning off a Kim Kardashian signed baseball to benefit the Minnesota Twins Community Fund.


Really, kod? Really?

It's Happening said...

today i asked her if she was having a bad day. oops!



as.hole

Jugdish said...

ok we were talking hate earlier...i really hate everything that is kardashian. i don't even like typing the name because i think they probably get money for it

Jugdish said...

as.hole


i know! this is an example of the conversation...tell me you haven't had one like this with a chick.

Me: the sky is blue.
Her: What?
Me: the sky, its blue, look.
Her: what do you mean?
Me: I mean the sky is blue, it looks blue.
Her: yeah, but what do you mean by that?
Me: I mean that the sky appears to be the color blue to me, how does it look
to you?
Her: are you saying you think it blue because you're having a down day?
Me: No, I'm simply implying that I feel the sky looks blue.
Her: Do I seem sad to you?
Me: No, not at all. I was just talking about the sky. Forget I said
anything.
Her: but the tone in your voice suggested something other than the sky being
blue.
Me: Did it? All I was saying is that the sky is blue.
Her: it didn't sound like that is what you were saying.

It's Happening said...

Darth Yug

S

Jugdish said...

i felt like letting out a ::BITCHSCREAM::

It's Happening said...

I would of* put KK on the list if she wasn't a girl

Jugdish said...

Darth Yug


Ha

It's Happening said...

I've never had a conversation about the sky with a chick

Jugdish said...

I've never had a conversation about the sky with a chick



you know what i mean

It's Happening said...

you know what i mean


Are you calling me a liar?

tem said...

"When I lived in temhio, I knew some people that went to OC, MD every summer"

either there or hilton head.

Jugdish said...

Are you calling me a liar?



i don't recall using that word

It's Happening said...

i don't recall using that word



So what are you saying?

Pass the Lysol said...

"The Twins are auctioning off a Kim Kardashian signed baseball to benefit the Minnesota Twins Community Fund.


Really, kod? Really?"



I'm not sure if you realize just how much Minnesotans hate Kris Humphries. Kim's become pretty popular here over the past few months.

Pass the Lysol said...

"today i asked her if she was having a bad day. oops!"



smrt; did you also ask if she felt fat today? (s)

It's Happening said...

Why do Minnesotans hate KH and like KK?

Jugdish said...

smrt; did you also ask if she felt fat today? (s)



at least i didnt ask her if she was on the rag. ive avoided that one

Jugdish said...

So what are you saying?



keef's boss is on keef's computer

It's Happening said...

smrt; did you also ask if she felt fat today?



hahahaha

El Padrino said...

"I would of* put KK on the list if she wasn't a girl"

she's on a different list of mine

Jugdish said...

Why do Minnesotans hate KH and like KK?



why would they like either?

It's Happening said...

keef's boss is on keef's computer



My boss is a dude

It's Happening said...

she's on a different list of mine



She used to be #1 on that list for me. Now she's completely removed from it

It's Happening said...

why would they like either?



True. I was just curious why they would like the least likable one.

El Padrino said...

Cartman

El Padrino said...

Serious Question — Zooey Deschanel: Adorable or Awful?


adorable

Beth said...

""today i asked her if she was having a bad day. oops!""

In our minds that's you saying we're acting like a bitch today.

Jugdish said...

In our minds that's you saying we're acting like a bitch today.



dammit

El Padrino said...

all my son says is dada over and over again

its awesome

It's Happening said...

In our minds that's you saying we're acting like a bitch today.



In our minds that's what we're really thinking

It's Happening said...

all my son says is dada over and over again

its awesome




Nice.

It's Happening said...

bgas. was all about saying mom the other night

El Padrino said...

bgep first words were dada too

no reason why, dr's say it's just easier to pronounce that first

i was like yeah thanks doc

Pass the Lysol said...

"Why do Minnesotans hate KH and like KK?"


Humphries played ball for the U of M(innesota).

In some ways, he was a victim of unrealistic expectations; McDonald's all-Americans don't often come out of Minnesota high schools, and it's very rare to have one sign with the Gophs. Plus, he had committed to Duke before changing his mind, making Gophers fans even more optimistic about the team.

But, in addition to being one of the most selfish players ever to grace the Barn, he also had major attitude issues and was a huge douchebag along the way. He cared a TON about his own stats, and that was about it.

So, he had one of the best individual performance years stat wise while the team itself went to complete shit.

Then, he immediately declares for the NBA draft after his freshman year (winning like 2 conference games all season), further cementing his legacy as one of the most hated Gophers of the past 30 years or so.



A lot of Gophs fans like KK for obvious reasons; she made one of the most hated athletes feel bad and look like a fool.

Beth said...

"In our minds that's what we're really thinking"

And we know that. Guys think they are subtle but most aren't.

El Padrino said...

a 3 scroller on humphries

suite

It's Happening said...

A lot of Gophs fans like KK for obvious reasons; she made one of the most hated athletes feel bad and look like a fool.



I see. I knew he was from Minny, didn't know the whole story

El Padrino said...

What kind of money does an "average" McDonald's pull in? According to restaurant analysts, $2.7 million in yearly sales. Also, the average number of customer transactions is 575,000 per year and each transactions has a $4.75 average check.


beast

El Padrino said...

"Love for coming-out-of-nowhere Knicks star and couch crasher Jeremy Lin is sweeping the city and chef Dale Talde is launching a special in his honor. Starting now and until the end of the Knicks’ season, anybody who comes to Talde wearing a Lin jersey gets a drink on the house."

suite

Jugdish said...

anybody who comes to Talde wearing a Lin jersey gets a drink on the house."


::BITCHSCREAM::

It's Happening said...

$2.7 million in yearly sales


Lower than I thought it would be

It's Happening said...

Just got a quote for a new patio door. $1500-$2000, depending on the frame we get. Ouch

El Padrino said...

woe

It's Happening said...

goddman right

El Padrino said...

i think im gonna leave at 430

El Padrino said...

yup, i am

El Padrino said...

piece

It's Happening said...

I got a claim today about a vehicle that was sprayed with debris from this

Jugdish said...

I got a claim today about a vehicle that was sprayed with debris from this



denied

It's Happening said...

denied


They don't live there. But it's probably going to be paid by the homeowner's insurance

It's Happening said...

It’s a price tag usually reserved for a scene in “Austin Powers,” but a Staten Island mom is suing New York City for $900 trillion, claiming her two sons were wrongly placed in a foster home more than three years ago, SiLive.com reported.




I couldn't live with that kind of money

/mize

Meiz said...

That makes no sense.

Meiz said...

Goddman Blazers better have their mind made up about Ray Felton in an hour

Meiz said...

I wen to Kohl's & finally got some decent jeans tonight. wound up buying six goddman shirts, too. The final clearance rack in the big & tall section was fire.

Jugdish said...

::bitchscream::

Meiz said...

Goddamn Dook

Jugdish said...

somewhere steve is happy

Jugdish said...

I should write my post before i go to bed.

Meiz said...

Don't forget to mention my new pants and six shirts.


::BITCH SCREAM::

Jugdish said...

GO....i didn't mention your pants

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