Tuesday, February 07, 2012

What?

Freaking tuesday sneaking up on me.

I am pretty broken up about Brady's wife dissing the WRs. I hate it when mom and dad fight.

How long would you go without pooping before you called a doctor?

I have no idea how far into the season the NBA is. I don't think they had an all star game, so I'm going to guess less than halfway.

Hockey had an all star game though, so I'm going to guess past halfway for them.

A buddy of mine is trying to go to the Olympics in London. No. Neither winter nor summer games suck me in. It is all sports that I don't care about. If swimming was cool people would watch it on the weekends instead of college basketball. Here's a hint, if your sport can't beat out women's college basketball in the ratings then your sport is not good. Same goes for the x games. If that shit was cool wouldn't ESPN air competitons of it instead of Taylor vs Somebody?

Remember when poker was on tv 24/7? That was fun.

Them health update: apparently now I can't eat fatty foods because gallstones block something and then my gall bladder spasms. Shit hurts. I was totally against this surgery, but I'm starting to come around. By the by, post was late because I was talking with Dr. Nick. Well not really, but seriously I would not be shocked if my doctor was a C- pt worse student.

195 comments:

Blue said...

you're only pissed because you're a WR

Jugdish said...

tem receives?

/mize

It's Happening said...

i'll post slightly better crap later.



I bet you don't

It's Happening said...

Beyonce with giants cans is like my dream come true

tem said...

Slightly better shit is up.

tem said...

Beyonce and her giant cans are starring in Tyler Perry's remake of Star Wars.

El Padrino said...

yeah booooyyyyyy

It's Happening said...

If swimming was cool people would watch it on the weekends instead of college basketball


A lot of the Olympics sports I wouldn't watch full time. But I like watching them for 2 week

It's Happening said...

Beyonce and her giant cans are starring in Tyler Perry's remake of Star Wars.



I probably will not see that

Blue said...

"If swimming was cool people would watch it on the weekends instead of college basketball"

they do

El Padrino said...

2 weeks every 4 years is enough for me

i like

It's Happening said...

Basilisk lizards are the only lizards that can run on water.

El Padrino said...

jesus lizards?

Tyler said...

Sounds like the Patriots need to trade Gisele Bundchen. Maybe a package deal with Ochocinco?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP,

LIN!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

who the fuck would trade for ocho

It's Happening said...

Sounds like the Patriots need to trade Gisele Bundchen

Do they ask for more since her nose is the size of New England?

Tyler said...

Obviously Bundchen has the bigger trade value.

El Padrino said...

"EP,

LIN!!!!!!"

yeah crazy, let's see if he keeps this up

Tyler said...

Yeah, I looked up what she said and it had a really bad picture of her with that nose and my first thought was "she's a model?"

El Padrino said...

cmep is trying to send me this video from superbowl that i want to share with everyone but it comes across as a mov file and i dont have a program to view it so i cant post it anywhere

any suggestions IT dept (T, Spiff)?

It's Happening said...

Doesn't Quicktime play mov files?

El Padrino said...

yeah gisele has a sick body but she aint all that

Andy Roddick is the winner of the marry a model contest.

close second is the adrianna lima dude too

El Padrino said...

"Doesn't Quicktime play mov files?"

dont have quicktime, cant download it

El Padrino said...

i let out such a bitch scream right when gronkowski dives for the hail mary then bedlam

it's a great video worthy of youtube

It's Happening said...

The long-awaited, highly anticipated showdown between UFC light heavyweight champion Jon Jones and former titleholder Rashad Evans will take place on April 21 in Atlanta, the promotion announced Monday night on its website.

Tyler said...

Yeah, Adriana Lima. That is one lucky dude.

It's Happening said...

Andy Roddick is the winner of the marry a model contest.



Si

Spaceman Spiff said...

just try to upload it as a mov

El Padrino said...

orlando bloom got a good thing going with kerr too

El Padrino said...

miranda kerr not steve kerr

El Padrino said...

"just try to upload it as a mov"

it wont open without picking a program, tried to open using microsoft media player kept getting an error

It's Happening said...

John Legend's got a good one, too. But I don't think they're married yet

It's Happening said...

Chrissy Tiegen

It's Happening said...

it wont open without picking a program



Upload to YouzTube as a mov

El Padrino said...

time to watch the parade

Spaceman Spiff said...

why do you need to watch it to upload it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno faces drunk driving charges

Police say they administered breath test, arrested Moreno for DUI, and then took him to detox. Police say Moreno was “very respectful and polite.”

The Bentley has personalized license plates that read “SAUCED.”"

El Padrino said...

here it is

enjoy, im the guy who scream like a girl as gronk dives at the hail mary

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

this you EP?

Blue said...

ep is a hugger

It's Happening said...

ep is a hugger



Of course, his head is at breast level. LP is smat*.

El Padrino said...

"this you EP?"

hilarious
just compared it to that

other guy said he has to take away my man card like the fish in the sleeping bag commerical

lol

i'm rolling
so funny

El Padrino said...

after that i ran through the street shirtless, joined some boys at the next house i knew throwing back shots of patron

then ran around a bit

El Padrino said...

"ep is a hugger"

everyone is a hugger when they win

Blue said...

act like you've been there before...because you've been there before (like 4 years ago)

Spaceman Spiff said...

aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

bradying

It's Happening said...

act like you've been there before


Screw that. You nerve* know when your team is going to win again. Celebrate every one of 'em like it's not gonna happen again

Blue said...

bengals fan says that

It's Happening said...

The screen shot spiff posted yesterday of Brady holding his arms up was grate. There were like 3 or 4 poses he had during that segment that were all hilarity.

Blue said...

i'm just bustin balls anyway


geez keith

It's Happening said...

bengals fan says that



Your* also a Bengals fan

It's Happening said...

No wait, that's Idaho State. Nervemind

Blue said...

some dude here built like a 10foot snow sculpture of tebow, tebowing

El Padrino said...

"Screw that. You nerve* know when your team is going to win again. Celebrate every one of 'em like it's not gonna happen again"

^this

Pats were shitty for like 30 years before Belichick

Blue said...

"No wait, that's Idaho State. Nervemind"

they might drop football (ns)

how sad is that

It's Happening said...

they might drop football (ns)

how sad is that




DE strikes again

Blue said...

snow sculpture of tebowing

Blue said...

Jared Allen went to Idaho State

El Padrino said...

not as sad as your face

El Padrino said...

RIP Nello Ferrara

a game changer in the confectionary business

El Padrino said...

lots of black babies on the field after super bowls

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tiki Barber will be part of SNY's Giants parade coverage today."

hilarity

El Padrino said...

face

El Padrino said...

great player

total dick though
fuck'em

El Padrino said...

pats have two first rounders again

El Padrino said...

1. Indianapolis Colts
2. St. Louis Rams
3. Minnesota Vikings
4. Cleveland Browns
5. Tampa Bay Buccanneers
6. Washington Redskins
7. Jacksonville Jaguars
8/9. Miami Dolphins and Carolina Panthers
10. Buffalo Bills
11/12. Kansas City Chiefs and Seattle Seahawks
13. Arizona Cardinals
14. Dallas Cowboys
15. Philadelphia Eagles
16. New York Jets
17. Cincinnati Bengals (Acquired from Oakland)
18. San Diego Chargers
19. Chicago Bears
20. Tennessee Titans
21. Cincinnati Bengals
22. Atlanta Falcons
23. Detroit Lions
24. Pittsburgh Steelers
25. Denver Broncos
26. Houston Texans
27. New England Patriots (acquired from Saints)
28. Green Bay Packers
29. Baltimore Ravens
30. San Francisco 49ers
31. New England Patriots
32. New York Giants

El Padrino said...

saints gonna be tough again
with spags, man they need a pass rush though

super bowl in no too

El Padrino said...

Bengals two first rounders

El Padrino said...

if pats said to Rams

here is both our first rounders and one of our second rounders and a good player let's say

for the #2 pick so they can have Blackmon Rams do that?

prolly not

El Padrino said...

Skins have a shot at RGIII spiff

It's Happening said...

prolly not


Rams would be dumb not to do that. Blackmon isn't going to put them over the top.

El Padrino said...

i agree

El Padrino said...

pats wouldnt do that

Spaceman Spiff said...

spiderman trailer #2

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Knicks say Carmelo will be out for 1-2 weeks because of strained right groin"

El Padrino said...

it's ok Lin will save them

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

ouch

El Padrino said...

hilarity

blockt

Spaceman Spiff said...

menounos GIF from that SB bet

Spaceman Spiff said...

"blockt"

javale misses ugly running hook, his team gets the board, but he inexplicably runs back down the court full speed

Blue said...

coach probably makes him run laps everytime he takes an ugly shot

it was just habit


like willie mays hayes doing pushups after popping out.

It's Happening said...

When the smaller group asked if they could play through, a fight started between at least two of the men



Yeah I'm sure that's exactly how it happened.

El Padrino said...

that is a hot piece of ass man

the maria gif

El Padrino said...

hsilep is at the parade

her ex got her in the first row right on broadway and liberty, then the current bf got her tix to city hall

she's like a rock star

Jugdish said...

hilarity

tem said...

espn is trying like hell to make a story out of light and gronk partying after the game.

does anyone really care?

the season is over. they have no more games for a few months. i think they are allowed to party.

gronk dances like a drunk kid with downs syndrome.

It's Happening said...

that is a hot piece of ass man



Yeah, I agree. But I'm over the whole belly button jewelry crap

tem said...

i guess gays can get married now in CA.

Jugdish said...

does anyone really care?


id want to be drunk if i just lost the super bowl

It's Happening said...

I want to be drunk in a bar. They threw me into public

tem said...

ron white is funny

El Padrino said...

jimmy kimmel would die if someone did that in my house

Meiz said...

I sent LP super Bowl congrats 5 minutes into the 1st quarter. He didn't like it, but I was right.

Jugdish said...

jimmy kimmel would die if someone did that in my house

id like to see a video of your reaction.

i also thought the chubby chick dancing to the halftime show was funny. she took a steel chair to the guy wwe style

Meiz said...

"EP,

LIN!!!!!!"


Twitter was going crazy about Jeremy Lin last night despite him turning the ball over like 10 times.

El Padrino said...

"Twitter was going crazy about Jeremy Lin last night despite him turning the ball over like 10 times."

he had no turnovers in the first 25 point game a few nights ago

Meiz said...

"23. Detroit Lions"

Woe

El Padrino said...

Midway through the 2005 Super Bowl against the Philadelphia Eagles, New England safety Eugene Wilson went out injured, which sent a rookie into the game. But the Eagles' coaching staff did not realize there was a backup at safety until about five minutes remained. Then the Eagles, who had only one receiver per side most of the second half, lined up with double wides and ran a deep post at the new defender -- touchdown. The Patriots held on to win by three. Had Philadelphia attacked the novice safety earlier, the outcome could have been different.



YAY Andy Reid!

El Padrino said...

suite tmq today

It's Happening said...

Remember when poker was on tv 24/7? That was fun.



I have to do some skip tracing at this new yob. Working on one now and the person I'm trying to find is a pro poker player

Jugdish said...

ricky williams retires

tem said...

"I have to do some skip tracing at this new yob. Working on one now and the person I'm trying to find is a pro poker player"

two years ago you could have just turned on the tv and found him.

It's Happening said...

your face should retire

Aitch said...

EP video made me el oh el

Surprised no one yelled at whoever was filming about potential jinxing.

Aitch said...

Too much being made about Gronk and his postgame partying. Dude is 23 and just had a record breaking season. Can't blame the dude for blowing off some steam after a long, mostly successful season.

El Padrino said...

“And when are they gonna play again? And I’m never gonna get to see them play against stupid New York. If we get there again they’re gonna beat us again because we’re so bad at the Super Bowl and I don’t even know why because we’re so good at every other game and then we’re so good and sometimes even though we have perfect seasons we still don’t win.”

/gfh

Jugdish said...

EP video made me el oh el

^^^^^^^

It's Happening said...

Too much being made about Gronk and his postgame partying



I blame Brady

/H

It's Happening said...

You don't know shit about football if you think otherwise

/H

Aitch said...

Keef, what are you using to skip trace?

It's Happening said...

PC

Aitch said...

Is that a quote of something, EP? I don't get it...

It's Happening said...

AJA, 2 resources we use are SIU & DecisionNet

It's Happening said...

Is that a quote of something, EP? I don't get it...



Stop it

Aitch said...

You know, as soon as I hit post I thought "I bet he makes a smartass reply like 'a computer'". You never fail to live up to expectations.

Aitch said...

"Stop it"

I'm serious. What's that from?

El Padrino said...

yes it's a quote from here

enjoy

It's Happening said...

"I bet he makes a smartass reply like 'a computer'".




Ha, you were wrong

It's Happening said...

I'm serious. What's that from?




Nervemind. I thought you were talking about my /h comments

Aitch said...

I bet that is staged.

It's Happening said...

You never fail to live up to expectations.



Ha. You were wrong

/cmk

It's Happening said...

Holy crap, my boss is 10X the smart as. that I am.

I apologize for the last 5 1/2 years

Jugdish said...

story?

Jugdish said...

lp's bitch scream is hilarity....watched it a few times and still funny

Blue said...

yeah, i enjoy the bitch scream

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

tem said...

"Holy crap, my boss is 10X the smart as. that I am. "

you need to up your game.

El Padrino said...

live angle of tht play it seemed like gronk was going to get it or had a shot

imagine losing super bowl last second on a hail mary?

Beth said...

"Keef, what are you using to skip trace?"

If you still need help let me know. We have a pretty new and pretty heavy duty locating service through Westlaw that is usually really good.

tem said...

he needs to find some chick named beth in atlanta

It's Happening said...

you need to up your game.



no

tem said...

quitter

Beth said...

"he needs to find some chick named beth in atlanta"

Get in line.

s

It's Happening said...

quitter



yep

Jugdish said...

Get in line.


::BITCH SCREAM::

/Lp

El Padrino said...

memphis to big east

It's Happening said...

I need to figure out a way to fit "looking all fly and shit" into my vernacular

tem said...

your face is the big east

El Padrino said...

my face is overrated and soft?

It's Happening said...

my face is overrated and soft?



LP knows

Beth said...

"my face is overrated and soft?"

Not just your face.

/cmep

El Padrino said...

SNAP

Jugdish said...

Not just your face.

/cmep


::BITCH SCREAM::

/Lp

It's Happening said...

Not just your face.



hilarious

El Padrino said...

holy shit

Blue said...

fucking crazy gooks

ToddPacker said...

ep ::BITCH SCREAM:: era is grate

El Padrino said...

fuck obama

Aitch said...

Bitch scream is pretty grate*

Jugdish said...

jack in the box is coming out with a bacon milkshake

It's Happening said...

your face looks like a vanilla bacon milkshake

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jack in the box is coming out with a bacon milkshake"

it;s out

Jugdish said...

radio said its not on menus, so you have to ask for it

Jugdish said...

it;s out


so am i

/mize

Jugdish said...

lil admiral

Jugdish said...

Knicks believe Anthony will miss next 1-2 weeks



::BITCH SCREAM::

It's Happening said...

Bitch scream was great

ToddPacker said...

uf can't hang with uk

Meiz said...

"ep ::BITCH SCREAM:: era is grate"


I'm going to use the LP Bitch Scream much like the #OtisYell/#OtisScream

Meiz said...

Facebook moron of the day:

The girl complaining about people ::GASP:: sweating and stinking while working out.

Jugdish said...

I'm going to use the LP Bitch Scream much like the #OtisYell/#OtisScream


i wish we had a soundboard on the blog so we could use the #bitchscream whenever we want.

ToddPacker said...

upon further review #bitchscream should give ep an honorary tcs prize package

It's Happening said...

He hasn't lost yet. Finals are next week

ToddPacker said...

good point

Jugdish said...

He hasn't lost yet. Finals are next week


CAN'T WAIT!

It's Happening said...

He hasn't lost yet. Finals are next week

::bitch scream::

ToddPacker said...

david choe was on stern this morning. crazy son of bitch that is now ridiculously rich... got the feeling half of his stories were bs

It's Happening said...

Cmk laughed at the bitch scream

ToddPacker said...

bitchscream right into manhug made it even funnier

Meiz said...

::bitch screams::

Jugdish said...

Cmk laughed at the bitch scream


I sent it to one of my brothers and he replied with "wussbag"

Jugdish said...

bitchscream right into manhug made it even funnier



was that wolf he gave the hug to?

Jugdish said...

and did someone have a vuvuzela?

Jugdish said...

Lp is legend!

Jugdish said...

the only thing that might top that is if NYC lets out a #bitchscream in the office in the near future.

ToddPacker said...

tosh reads lov?

semi bitchscream segment to end the show

ToddPacker said...

I miss workaholics... this k&p show sucks

Jugdish said...

Lp made an appearance on FB

Jugdish said...

after that i ran through the street and #bitchscreamed shirtless for awhile, joined some boys at the next house i knew throwing back shots of patron


fixed

Meiz said...

"I miss workaholics... this k&p show sucks"


It's no Workaholics, but its pretty funny. Different demographic.

Jugdish said...

beer

It's Happening said...

It's no Workaholics, but its pretty funny. Different demographic


Black. Mize loves it

It's Happening said...

Katy Perry made $44 million between May, 2010 and May, 2011



Disgusting

El Padrino said...

and did someone have a vuvuzela?

yes

El Padrino said...

i'm viral everyone is talking about the ::bitch scream::

El Padrino said...

how do i make money off this?

El Padrino said...

somebody send my vid to this punk tosh

Beth said...

You really want your legacy to be a bitch scream?

El Padrino said...

if i can be rich off it yes

El Padrino said...

i heard that florida guy made like 250K on his drugged son

Beth said...

What if instead of getting rich, you just get ridiculed?

Blue said...

ok go

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