Thursday, February 16, 2012

TPS sucks...

...that is all for now.

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Beth said...

Nice post freak.

Beth said...

Lin fortune cookie.


I see nothing wrong with that.

/whitlock

tem said...

very freakish.

this is gonna cost you in the TCS finals next week.

tem said...

i see nothing wrong with the fortune cookie.

people are overreacting if they are mad about that.

it is different than talking about tiny asian penii

Beth said...

Wait, the general public is over-reacting about things? Why that's unheard of!!!!

Blue said...

maybe lin has a huge schlong...he should prove it


/ep

El Padrino said...

all i do is LIN LIN LIN LIN

El Padrino said...

that fortune cookie is borderline

tem said...

fucking media makes my side hurt.

gets me all grumpy.

tem said...

also your face is borderline.

Blue said...

all media?

El Padrino said...

"also your face is borderline."

borderline awesome

Jugdish said...

all media?



not DVDs

El Padrino said...

gets me all grumpy.


no vaccine for that and they'll never be one, its impossible

/ep

tem said...

there is a cure for my grumpiness. but generally speaking being grumpy prevents me from getting the cure.

viscous cycle.

tem said...

viscous?

vicous?

how do you spell that?

Blue said...

viscious

Blue said...

i know how to spell it, but i can't type it

tem said...

i could type it if i knew how to spell it.

typing is easier than spelling.

Blue said...

if you don't know how to spell it by now, you never will

tem said...

i know now. you just told me.

El Padrino said...

viscious is easy dude cmon

El Padrino said...

working from home and tps is still a cunt

tem said...

it is easy, but i say it like vicous.

Keef said...

i see nothing wrong with the fortune cookie.



^^^^

Jugdish said...

working from home and tps is still a cunt



did you get that dong situation straightened out?

Jugdish said...

i see nothing wrong with the fortune cookie.



i see something wrong with your face

Aitch said...

Society has become way too oversensitive and politically correct. That fortune cookie thing is no big deal, nor do I think Whitlock's tweet was that bad. But the PC thugs have to make an issue out if everything.

Aitch said...

"She called me a PC thug!"

"I remember the first time I was called a greasy thug. I don't think it ever stopped hurting."

Aitch said...

Keef hates ^that^ quote.

Jugdish said...

nor do I think Whitlock's tweet was that bad.


knowing how pc society is, whitlock was a moron for tweeting what he did.

tem said...

whitlock has a job that doesn't allow him to tweet stuff like that.

if he wants to tweet funny shit between him and his buddies he should make an anonymous twitter account.

Jugdish said...

whitlock has a job that doesn't allow him to tweet stuff like that.



right. if he wants to be respected for what he does...he probably shouldn't be tuiting* that kind of stuff

Jugdish said...

no sympathy from me. he chose to tweet that.

/H

Keef said...

LP is hanging out in the great northwest

Keef said...

Keef hates ^that^ quote.


No I don't. I have no idea what it is

Jugdish said...

ha

Jugdish said...

at the piggyback bandit

Jugdish said...

politely declined to speak of the piggyback rides until he could talk to an attorney.




cracked me up

Spaceman Spiff said...

linsanity mailbag up

LIN!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

TC spoiler:

FUCK

Keef said...

I still think spiff is SG

tem said...

i hope not. because then spiff wouldn't be engaged with a kid on the way.

Jugdish said...

keef

for your astros bet

El Padrino said...

congrats spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

they don't give out fortune cookies at taiwanese joints

tem said...

in temhio they give out fortune cookies at all slanty eye places.

Jugdish said...

in temhio they give out fortune cookies at all slanty eye places.



good one!

/Mizelock

El Padrino said...

true that fortune cookies were invented by an american

or in america

one or the other

Blue said...

i don't get the slanty eye reference

Blue said...

"I have this argument with the Current Mrs. Roto all the time."


cmroto?

matthew berry reads LOV

Blue said...

yes but the fortunes were pre-ordained by confuscious

El Padrino said...

my son is absolutely bonkers
i think if i record him and get him his own youtube channel i will make cash

not in a "my son is the best kid ever" type way either

i mean he's nuts, he just pulled the couch cushion off the couch, jumped on it (he doesnt walk yet, sort of walks but not really walks) then chewed on the radiator which im sure is lead paint, then opened the fridge (is he Bam-Bam?) and threw fruit all over the floor

now he's spinning the wheels of ever car he has

sorry that got long but i spawned a mini brutus or something

Blue said...

tem kinda looks like matt berry


why do i think all bald guys are temlike?

El Padrino said...

also, he beats his chest like godzilla

ns


ok im done

El Padrino said...

sportscenter just showed Lin highlights when he was in Golden State

why did they cut him again?

Jugdish said...

also, he beats his chest like godzilla


tem?



s

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, per SG

"Golden State waived him to create cap space so they could make their ill-fated run at DeAndre Jordan before eventually settling on Kwame"

Jugdish said...

why did they cut him again?





He didn't blow anyone away during his Golden State stint last year; he played a position that was pretty filled throughout the league; and because of the lockout, he didn't have a chance to blow anyone away during training camp.

/Simmons

El Padrino said...

Kwame

hahahhahahahhahahhaaa

El Padrino said...

god bless Larry Riley

Mark Jackson must be pissed

Spaceman Spiff said...

mama there goes that chan

El Padrino said...

suite mailbag spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Blue said...

yeah, Lin was a favorite of Keith Smart the old coach...Never got to even try out for Mark Jackson.

Blue said...

plus he had an 800k option that would have been fully guaranteed if on the roster on opening day.

Blue said...

better question is why he didn't stick with the rockettes

El Padrino said...

they have 3 point gaurds under gteed contracts

El Padrino said...

jimmer is lost in sac

Spaceman Spiff said...

what a phaggot

Pass the Lysol said...

"Keef hates ^that^ quote.



No I don't. I have no idea what it is"



-it's a Simpsons quote, that I think H probably thought was from Family Guy

Pass the Lysol said...

Actually one of the more memorable Homer lines


"Well, I've been called a greasy thug before, and it never stops hurting. So here's what we'll do; first, we're gonna get greased up real good...and then trash that place with a baseball bat"

El Padrino said...

vh1 showing behind the scenes of SI swimsuit shoot, pretty damn good

El Padrino said...

fucking mormons

El Padrino said...

kate upton!!!!!!

El Padrino said...

you think the photogs make sexy time with some of these models?

Blue said...

.

Keef said...

then chewed on the radiator which im sure is lead paint, then opened the fridge (is he Bam-Bam?) and threw fruit all over the floor




Good parenting

Blue said...

"you think the photogs make sexy time with some of these models?"

you mean the non-gay ones?

Blue said...

or the gay ones too?

Keef said...

Is that old hag still in charge of all the SI swimsuit stuff? I don't remember her name, I just remember seeing her on all the behind the scenes stuff that was on HBO when I was in hike school.

Jugdish said...

hilarity

^^^^^

Keef said...

I'm working on a claim right now that might be insurance fraud. I need Mike Donnelly on the case

El Padrino said...

body paint part was hdh, saw some tatas

Keef said...

Took bgas for her 12 month check up this morning. Sucks seeing them get all those shots

Keef said...

Last night we had our first vomiting experience with her. That was fun.

Jugdish said...

bad turnover

Jugdish said...

I'm working on a claim right now that might be insurance fraud.



just walk away

El Padrino said...

man i hate vomit

Blue said...

keith can really put those detective skillz to use

El Padrino said...

why are knicks getting jr smith

Keef said...

man i hate vomit



I kind of enjoy it

s

El Padrino said...

did knicks mgt. ever hear of the word chemistry

El Padrino said...

kid vomit is the worse
especially when milk is involved

change those sheets

El Padrino said...

my living room is toy central this has to stop

blue whatta got another room for your kids toys

i need to upgrade, lemme lemme upgrade ya, to a 3 bedroom pronto

El Padrino said...

love this place though

El Padrino said...

anyone try those new popcorn chicken things from mcdonalds?

im about to

tem said...

"you think the photogs make sexy time with some of these models?"

straight ones do.

gay ones don't.

the % of gay photographers is 95%*



*estimated

El Padrino said...

meiz should be a photog better than bullpen catcher

Keef said...

change those sheets



No. She needs to learn not to vomit

El Padrino said...

yeah thats what i said

ha

Keef said...

Do your pains in the ass share a room?

El Padrino said...

they will
right now his crib is in my room and she has her own room

Keef said...

right now his crib is in my room



Ouch

El Padrino said...

cant go wrong with lil fried nuggets of chicken

two thumbs up

El Padrino said...

he still wakes up 3 or 4 times a night

lucky me right?

El Padrino said...

LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!!

s

Keef said...

he still wakes up 3 or 4 times a night

lucky me right?




That sucks. Cmk puts bgas to bed about 9-9:30 and she usually gets up about 7:30-8:00.

El Padrino said...

suite deal

Blue said...

"blue whatta got another room for your kids toys"

sort of...they have toys downstairs in our family room, but we've mostly turned the guest room into a play room where about 70% of their toys reside.

I want to put a TV in there so I can just chill while they play

Keef said...

But AZ is a much slower pace than Brooklon*.


S

Blue said...

"anyone try those new popcorn chicken things from mcdonalds?"


kfc's are better

Blue said...

"he still wakes up 3 or 4 times a night

lucky me right?"


bgblue2 was like this until she was about 18 months old. Now she sleeps through the night most nights.

El Padrino said...

duh kfc better

Keef said...

LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!!



2 babies in your room would be suite

Keef said...

anyone try those new popcorn chicken things from mcdonalds?




BEAST

El Padrino said...

bgep didnt sleep til 2 years old and still wakes up sometimes but at that age that reall isnt an issue

cmep goes to her bed and stays there

El Padrino said...

the way i look at it, when they get older we will probably be begging them to stay home and chill with us

Jugdish said...

LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE!!!!



never let lack of space stop you from pro-creating

Keef said...

and change your diapers

Blue said...

seems like the only time bgblue2 ever has a bad night, is when i've drank a bunch and really don't want to get up with her

Blue said...

seems like the only time bgblue2 ever has a bad night, is when i've drank a bunch and really don't want to get up with her

Keef said...

seems like the only time bgblue2 ever has a bad night, is when i've drank a bunch and really don't want to get up with her



YES!

/cmblue

Meiz said...

Just making a comment.

Meiz said...

Big ice fishing derby is this Saturday. I'd like to think we have a shot at winning, but I'm positive there will be cheaters.

Maybe we should cheat, too.

Keef said...

If your* not cheating, your* not trying

Meiz said...

Agreed.

Jugdish said...

free throw distractions

Meiz said...

We should hopefully have 15-18 tip ups out. Gonna be hdh. I love when we have a shitload of tip ups on the ice.

Keef said...

I love when we have a shitload of tip ups on the ice.



That's my motto

Keef said...

wft is going on with the appeal with Braun?

El Padrino said...

ice fishing talk to me is like finance talk to keef

El Padrino said...

tip ups

dong?

/ep

El Padrino said...

also i think of grumpy old men when meiz talks ice fishing

Blue said...

"free throw distractions"


the funny thing is that almost every arena, there's a black band behind the backboard (usually from the next deck of seats) when you're standing at the FT line. So you don't even see that stuff except with your periphary vision

Keef said...

ice fishing talk to me is like finance talk to keef


oof. That is rough stuff

El Padrino said...

free throw distractions


chumlee goes to utar* state?

Blue said...

"wft is going on with the appeal with Braun?"

the jews

El Padrino said...

chyna doing porn

El Padrino said...

knicks got jr smiff

El Padrino said...

"I had a lot of fun times here. You can't predict the future. Hopefully you continue to stay healthy. I'm here as a Miami player and I'm happy where I am now but I don't rule that out in any sense. If I decide to come back, hopefully the fans will accept me."

WHAT.

Keef said...

chyna been doing porn for a while

*fized

Keef said...

WHAT.




is that Lebron?

El Padrino said...

Sports blog Deadspin called around to 18 New York hot spots pretending to be the assistants of Knicks sensation Jeremy Lin and Giants quarterback Eli Manning to see who would open up an 8 PM table for tonight. Eleven Madison Park, Per Se, and ABC Kitchen couldn't accommodate them at that time, but The Lion, Red Rooster, Lavo, and Nobu all budged"

fuck deadspin

El Padrino said...

yes lebron

Jugdish said...

"I don't hold grudges, I hold them a little bit but I don't hold them that long," James said.



so you hold grudges, got it

/keef

Keef said...

Exactly.

Keef said...

Don't say you don't do something, and then in the same sentence say you do what you said you don't do.

El Padrino said...

Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!” the woman tells Us Weekly.

suite pick up line

Keef said...

NFW Breezy said that

El Padrino said...

lin in hike school messing around

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A.J. Burnett has reportedly refused to waive his no-trade clause to be shipped out to L.A. in exchange for Bobby Abreu

Burnett reportedly has 10 teams he can refuse trades to, including the Angels and all the other West Coast teams."


wonder what he has against the west coast

Spaceman Spiff said...

have fun in pittsburgh aj

El Padrino said...

he lives in maryland

tem said...

yay Pirates.

gonna have a beast of a rotation.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he lives in maryland"

that plus 'Burnett's wife hates to fly' i guess

Blue said...

once you get to the west coast, you don't have to fly anywhere

tem said...

she hates quitting her WWF games.

Keef said...

wonder what he has against the west coast



No Linsanity

Blue said...

sounds like there's no linsanity in brooklyn either

Blue said...

if you have time warner

El Padrino said...

time warner is for losers

most of staten island got tw
figures

Keef said...

I wish we had Cox

/LP

Blue said...

new CFO fucked up big time on our investor call today

tem said...

good for blue

Blue said...

looked all disorganized, had to switch out of his PPT presentation and find some other ppt file.

basically he setup the call with the wrong ppt file.

tem said...

tem told some investors in chicago that it is their own fault they owe $350K in taxes.

they didn't like it.

they wrote the stupid operating agreement.

Blue said...

CEO covered for him as he searched his email inbox and network drive for the right file.

was kind of funny

tem said...

SAS he didn't blame the ppt thing on an underling.

Blue said...

oh i'm sure he will offline

but i warned him to just use the PDF package that we sent out, and not use the ppt slides he was preparing.

he didn't listen

Blue said...

and now he fucked up the presentation again.


genius

tem said...

that is viscious.

Keef said...

but i warned him to just use the PDF package that we sent out, and not use the ppt slides he was preparing.



I've been saying that for years

/mize

Blue said...

oh well

our CEO is a cool guy, he'll just blow it off

Keef said...

We have to get a new sliding patio door because I busted one of the panes in the one we have a few summers ago. Got a quote last week, gonna get those low-e energy efficient winders* and self closing mechanism. Quote I got was $1500 for that with an aluminum frame that isn't energy efficient, or $2000 with an energy efficient frame.
Talked to a buddy of mine from hike school on FB last week. He owns a glass shop in the town we went to hike school. He said he would come down to my house (about 2 hours away) and do the whole thing, with the energy efficient frame, for $1200.


FB is good for something, I guess

Aitch said...

No, Kod, I knew it was Simpsons. I was under the impression Keef hated all cartoons.

Keef said...

I was under the impression Keef hated all cartoons.



I like Scooby Doo. And Spongebob. And Looney Toons.

I just don't like cartoons that are geared towards adults. I don't know why

Blue said...

spongebob is gauged towards adults

Blue said...

geared/gauged

whatever

Keef said...

FB is good for something, I guess



Of course it is. You can send invites for events to every person you know, even if they live 2000 miles from you

/H

Keef said...

spongebob is gauged towards adults



Maybe a little. But it's on N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Nick. Nickelodeon

El Padrino said...

fuck facebook

Aitch said...

"never let lack of space stop you from pro-creating"

That was my biggest issue with the movie Brooklyn's Finest. Ethan Hawke needs money to move to a bigger house cuz his isn't big enough for the 5 kids he already has and his wife is knocked up again.

He dumbass, birth control would have been cheaper!

Keef said...

Most movies are more realistic than that

tem said...

tem had to have a pane of glass replaced in his sliding glass door.

it cost $385.

they didn't replace any of the frame though, just the pane of glass.

Keef said...

You know what my biggest issue with Transformers was? There's no way a car can turn into a robot and talk to a person and fly and then turn back into a car. No effing way.

Keef said...

they didn't replace any of the frame though, just the pane of glass.



We could get just the glass replaced but we're getting different glass and a different door.

tem said...

yeah, i read that.

tem said...

if they haven't invented a car that can turn into a robot and fly and talk to people by now they never will. /LP

Keef said...

yeah, i read that.



Did you fire your reader?

Spaceman Spiff said...

you don't know shit about cars if you don't think they can turn into a robot and talk to a person and fly and then turn back into a car

Keef said...

Subway for dinner tonight

El Padrino said...

beer time

El Padrino said...

Subway for dinner tonight

color me jealous

El Padrino said...

im making chicken marsala

det

Keef said...

Do the chickens have large talons?

El Padrino said...

i roasted brussel sprouts drizzled with bacon fat

omg

El Padrino said...

gary carter died

sad

Keef said...

Brussel sprouts are in my top 3 of all time worse* foods

Keef said...

They might be #1

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