Thursday, February 02, 2012

Super Thursday!

Freak looks like he is having fun this week up in Indy...I bet it is good times. Peyton Manning has been a much bigger story than the game this week. I'm surprised he isn't singing the national anthem and doing the coin toss before the game. It would be funny if he was in all the commercials during the game. I have listened to a fair amount of sports talk this week and not one interview doesn't mention him...and oh yeah, there is a game this weekend I think.

Is keef going to do a runny* diary of the Super Bowl?

I saw the movie Courageous last weekend...I recommend, especially if you're a dad.

I should be putting my house on the market towards the end of the month. I'm not looking forward to the process of selling, and will be glad when its all done. fmjug doesn't want to live in that house, which is fine. She is also adamant that she want us to have a house to move into by the time we get married. I can't dictate the housing market and how fast mine will sell, but I'm adamant on not having two mortgage payments.

I'm bummed my brother is leaving for Kuwait this weekend. He is actually leaving Sunday. He goes to Gulfport, MS for a week, then to NJ for a month for training first.

TPS will suck for the next few months...as in through August.

That's all I have...go!

190 comments:

Jugdish said...

i should do my taxes this weekend...get that out of the way. I'm hoping for a return.

Keef said...

Is keef going to do a runny* diary of the Super Bowl?



No. I'm going to a party.

El Padrino said...

fucking woman

tell her to buy her own fucking house

El Padrino said...

kanye baffled

tem said...

i think we are marching down the 2 mortgages for a bit path.

Jugdish said...

the thought of having two mortgages scares me...don't want to deal with that.

Jugdish said...

gronkowski still not wearing a boot. im wearing two boots

tem said...

the only good news is that we can probably rent our condo out for enough to cover the mortgage if it doesn't sell.

El Padrino said...

"He always kind of calls guys 'Babe,'" the teammate says. "I was confused [at first]. I was like, 'Did he just call me babe?' But he kind of talks to guys like that, like, 'Hey, babe.' It's the California boy in him, I guess.



brady calls dudes babe

El Padrino said...

"'If I hit it real big,'" Shea recalls Brady telling him, "'I want to be able to wake up, put a pair of socks on, and at the end of the day, I throw 'em away.'

"I'm like, 'That's all you want?' And he goes, 'Yeah, that's what I want. I love new socks.'"



freak?

Jugdish said...

freak?



i want his old socks


/freak

Jugdish said...

i could sell those socks and live comfortably for months

/mize

Jugdish said...

no one is picking the pats

tem said...

pats are going to roll the giants.

eli's luck of defenders breaking up INTs for him has run out.

3 INTS. Temaranteed.

Keef said...

Donald Trump to endorse Mitt Romney for president today in Las Vegas, sources with knowledge of endorsement tell CNN.


WGAFF

Keef said...

CNN is awful. Why do you read that?

/LP

El Padrino said...

good lord facebook is minting billionaires

El Padrino said...

early spring

Keef said...

sleepy

Keef said...

I can't wait for the GOOD GOD, THAT'S THE ELI MANNING'S FACE'S MUSIC moment on Sunday

tem said...

eli manning face is great when he gets sacked.

it is hilarity at its best.

El Padrino said...

another Lordz Blogspot

Jugdish said...

blocked

Beth said...

There is no Z in that link website EP, it's just "Lord of..."

El Padrino said...

infringement

beth look up for a minute and ask that lawyer to sue this guy for us

Jugdish said...

There is no Z in that link website EP, it's just "Lord of..."



they don't have our street cred


s

Jugdish said...

wussbags

Beth said...

"beth look up for a minute and ask that lawyer to sue this guy for us"

But I thought it's rude to talk with my mouth full.

Tyler said...

Hope the house sells fast Jug. I have to sell my condo sometime this year and I'm not looking forward to it either. I'm gonna lose money on the deal for sure.

El Padrino said...

why do you have to

Jugdish said...

Hope the house sells fast Jug. I have to sell my condo sometime this year and I'm not looking forward to it either. I'm gonna lose money on the deal for sure.



thanks, good luck to you too! I'm not sure what the housing market is gonna be like. my realtor gave me a little bit of an idea. my house isn't that expensive, so I'm hoping to come out OK. been in it for 6 years now

El Padrino said...

top chef 10 happening

El Padrino said...

this season has been weak

Blue said...

top chef 10 happening


that's like saying, CSI will be back next season

Blue said...

eli sucks

Spaceman Spiff said...

"this season has been weak"

too many group challenges, too many texas themed challenges and any challenges where you have to make a shitload of servings suck too

hopefully they let them run free in the finale

El Padrino said...

too many sucky chefs

Spaceman Spiff said...

should have known last chance kitchen would be a cliffhanger, was hoping they would include it in the regular show and then bring the person back right at the end

El Padrino said...

asian kids season to lose

El Padrino said...

my company posted a net profit of 4.3 billion for 2011

not good

target was 11.4 billion
someone don fucked up

Blue said...

yeah, but that's all accounting speak...there's probably a bunch of golden parachutes and one time charges

Blue said...

accellerated depreciation and all that jazz

Keef said...

There is no Z in that link website EP, it's just "Lord of..."



hilarity

El Padrino said...

this roman numeral thing for super bowls is gonna look weird when it hits 50

isnt 50 L?

Blue said...

yes, 50 is just L

Keef said...

we'll all be dead by than* so who cares

Keef said...

This Giants StB next to me listens to the same Metallica songs every day. I think she just has like 20 Metallica songs on her iPod and just has it on shuffle every day.

Blue said...

METALLICA!!!!!

Blue said...

it's redfoo with the big ass fro

El Padrino said...

why arent you out adjusting claims

Keef said...

why arent you out adjusting claims


I am. It's a desk yob

Blue said...

like the gecko

El Padrino said...

did you do your first desk pop?

Blue said...

little caesar's hot and ready $5 is a pretty good deal

Blue said...

didn't realize the guy from LMFAO was on the

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS!


song with lil jon

El Padrino said...

it's the other way around, that's a LMFAO song, Lil John is on it

El Padrino said...

little caesar's hot and ready $5 is a pretty good deal

ok fag

Blue said...

"it's the other way around, that's a LMFAO song, Lil John is on it"

oh, that's not how pandora referred to it.

got it.

Keef said...

did you do your first desk pop?



I don't know what that means.

Keef said...

little caesar's hot and ready $5 is a pretty good deal



Hello 2006

tem said...

"did you do your first desk pop?

I don't know what that means."

it is LP. it obviously means masturbating at your desk.

Keef said...

OIC. Well than*, no I haven't. I don't have a video of Adele to watch here

tem said...

cmtem hates little caesars. it is a good deal though. she says it tastes cheap. i tells her "cuz it is cheap"

El Padrino said...

The Other Guys

tem said...

i like it though.

nothing wrong with cheap pizza.


*cue food snob

Keef said...

The Other Guys




They stopped allowing guns in this office the week before I started

ToddPacker said...

"i like it though.

nothing wrong with cheap pizza.


*cue food snob"


good pizza is cheap too

Keef said...

she says it tastes cheap. i tells her "cuz it is cheap"



This confirms that tem is really a scientist

Keef said...

good pizza is cheap too



TP is gonna have to start eating cheap pizza this year.

tem said...

tp doesn't get to eat this year.

his food budget went to uncle sam.

tem said...

which in turn went to el pad's boss in the form of a bailout.

ToddPacker said...

"TP is gonna have to start eating cheap pizza this year."

no doubt. took our house off the market. gonna rent it, now I gotta come up with a down payment for a new place

El Padrino said...

wait you moved too

El Padrino said...

"good pizza is cheap too"

word

Keef said...

Hey mize & H. You see what TP is talking about? That's legitimate woe

Keef said...

wait you moved too



Awesome

El Padrino said...

how did i miss a tp move he comments like 4 times a day

ToddPacker said...

"wait you moved too



Awesome"

we are moving in may or June.. if we don't find a place to buy we will rent... probably month to month. moving back to Tampa (i live about 35 miles north of Tampa now )

El Padrino said...

im so ashamed

Blue said...

kids love the little caesars

Blue said...

$19 for a good pie

$5 for lil caesars


this is why I have money, and you don't

ToddPacker said...

"how did i miss a tp move he comments like 4 times a day"


i comment when we put our house for sale. linked the real estate page. spiff liked the music

El Padrino said...

"we are moving in may or June.. if we don't find a place to buy we will rent... probably month to month. moving back to Tampa (i live about 35 miles north of Tampa now )"

i see, so the house wont sell obviously but the move is still on
good luck that is a shit-tay market

watch out for sinkholes

El Padrino said...

"$19 for a good pie"

wow more than nyc

that knocks denver down a peg

ToddPacker said...

"this is why I have money, and you don't"

never said I don't have money. I can get a good pie for 12 bucks, which is pretty cheap. only time I hit hot n ready is when I'm drunk

tem said...

but aren't you drunk a lot?

tem said...

selling your house is easy if you are willing to take a big loss on it.

lots of willing buyers out there. they just aren't overpaying.

tem said...

at least that is the case here.

i don't know the tampa market.

ToddPacker said...

"but aren't you drunk a lot?"

no

Pass the Lysol said...

"i should do my taxes this weekend...get that out of the way. I'm hoping for a return."


that's the one upshot of cmkod's employment change in Jan 2011, we normally have to pay in; this year should get a nice return

ToddPacker said...

"selling your house is easy if you are willing to take a big loss on it.

lots of willing buyers out there. they just aren't overpaying."

not willing to take more than a $25,000 loss. the offers we got were all more than that loss. I'll rent for a few years and sell it then. as long as the renters don't destroy the house

Keef said...

"how did i miss a tp move he comments like 4 times a day"



Your* LP

Keef said...

if we don't find a place to buy we will rent... probably month to month. moving back to Tampa (i live about 35 miles north of Tampa now )


Why not just stay in the house and not rent. Or do you know for sure you're gonna have renters?

Pass the Lysol said...

I think I just got totally screwed by Minni on the estate taxes


should have aksed Blue or Tem for some advice

Jugdish said...

not willing to take more than a $25,000 loss. the offers we got were all more than that loss. I'll rent for a few years and sell it then. as long as the renters don't destroy the house



thought about renting mine out, but didnt want to deal with it. I'm hoping not to take a loss...hoping to make a little something. we shall see

ToddPacker said...

yeah, we have a renter lined up. hike schools in our area are not good and sotp starts hs in sept, so we planned on moving this summer. plus I'm tired of the commute

tem said...

sotp needs to go to a private school.

rub elbows with the hike school blues.

tem said...

if i can sell my condo for what i owe i'd be happy.

it'd be an $18K loss.

Keef said...

sotp starts hs in sept


old man

Jugdish said...

my house is 35 years old. the roof was brand new when i moved in 6 years ago. since then the AC has been replaced and the kitchen remodeled. hoping those things help

Keef said...

getting rid of the chile lights will hurt

Jugdish said...

they've been gone. a lot of mexicans here though, could have been a good selling point.

Keef said...

Too bad the raccoon is gone, too

Jugdish said...

possom...i miss that little bastard. hard to sleep without the pitter patter of little feet and the scratching up in the attic

Jugdish said...

but i pissed her off

Keef said...

oh, right

Keef said...

hard to sleep without the pitter patter of little feet


You'll have that soon

/femjug

Pass the Lysol said...

"Why in the hell do I have to pay a Million dollars to change my number! I don't even get paid a million & Dollars by my sponsors a year!"




disgusting AP woe

Pass the Lysol said...

"The addition of Parise.....give the Minnesota NHL scene an offensive superstar the likes of which haven't been seen since Dino Ciccarelli had inflatable dinosaurs flying off the shelves in the Twin Cities in the spring of 1981."


::Mike Modano::

Blue said...

mike modano had them flying off the shelves in Dallas

Meiz said...

"no one is picking the pats"


I am

Pass the Lysol said...

"McDonald's announced last week that, as of last August, is has stopped using ammonium hydroxide in the production of its hamburgers. MSNBC reports that the chemical, used in fertilizers, household cleaners and even homemade explosives, was also used to prepare McDonalds' hamburger meat"


funny they announced it last week; good PR move I suppose (ns)

Keef said...

I don't even get paid a million & Dollars by my sponsors a year


What does that even mean?

Keef said...

funny they announced it last week; good PR move I suppose (ns)




Beast

/LP

Meiz said...

"Hey mize & H. You see what TP is talking about? That's legitimate woe"


That's just woe on a grander scale. Seems properly proportionate to me.

Keef said...

That's just woe on a grander scale. Seems properly proportionate to me.



So, legitimate. Got it.

Blue said...

yeah losing 25K on a house = not being able to find a gas can for an ice auger

Keef said...

I guess the best way to not lose $25k on your house is to live with your parents

Meiz said...

Well that's a poor example, isn't it?

Meiz said...

"I guess the best way to not lose $25k on your house is to live with your parents"

Sure is.

Pass the Lysol said...

That's just woe on a grander scale. Seems properly proportionate to me.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

kod & mize are like Bert & Ernie that live in separate houses

Keef said...

Stop! Now make it mother mother hammer time

Blue said...

which one is the gay one?

Keef said...

which one is the gay one?



Which one of B&E was the gay one?

Keef said...

With the Super Bowl days away, federal agents are cracking down on websites that stream unauthorized broadcasts of sports events.
Federal prosecutors in New York announced Thursday that prosecutors had seized 16 sites and brought criminal charges against a Michigan man who controlled nine of them.
U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara says piracy costs sports leagues and broadcasters millions of dollars.
The Comstock Park, Mich., web operator in the case was charged Wednesday with copyright infringement. Prosecutors said he distributed football, basketball and hockey games and wrestling matches.
Authorities say the prosecution is part of a continuing federal effort to target counterfeiting and piracy on the Internet

Jugdish said...

kod & mize are like Bert & Ernie that live in separate houses


funny

Jugdish said...

kod & mize are like Bert & Ernie that live in separate houses



bathtime at summit III

/mize

Jugdish said...

suite game


hadn't heard of that one before

Keef said...

That's awesome

Jugdish said...

i hope you play that in teams, that's a lot of shots.

tem said...

if they are beer shots it is fine.

El Padrino said...

wussbag

El Padrino said...

it's diet coke shots

tem said...

i like diet pepsi shots.

and how is saying that if it is beer shots it is fine being a wussbag?

Keef said...

and how is saying that if it is beer shots it is fine being a wussbag?



If it's not a finer thing in life, it's not for LP

tem said...

i see.

Blue said...

you sunk my battleship....

Keef said...

I think the NY dude next to me might be LP's brother. Has the exact same hair cut. Same accent obviously. Talks a lot about how awesome he is. Appears to be a food snob

Keef said...

That's all NS

Keef said...

So he's a NYer. Got it

Jugdish said...

I think the NY dude next to me might be LP's brother. Has the exact same hair cut. Same accent obviously. Talks a lot about how awesome he is. Appears to be a food snob



have you brought in subway yet just to see what his reaction is?

Keef said...

I axed him today why he moved out here. He said he moved here a few weeks ago for this job. He said moving from NY to here is the best thing he's ever done.

NS

Jugdish said...

or OG?


speaking of OG, that video on the new tosh was gross

Keef said...

have you brought in subway yet just to see what his reaction is?



He has already bashed Subway

Keef said...

speaking of OG, that video on the new tosh was gross



Yes. We were eating dinner last night and watched it. The back video was the worse*, though

Keef said...

I emailed the Battleshots to cmk. She replied:
How genius is that!! I think it would need to be beer though and not shots.  That is too many shots!



DOUBLE DRAGON!!!

Keef said...

speaking of OG, that video on the new tosh was gross



I think the chick that wrote the Euro book was really a dude.

Blue said...

you guys and your insight* jokes

tem said...

im glad i don't watch tosh

Blue said...

when i walk in the spot, this is what i see...everybody stops and they're staring at me.

i got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it.

Keef said...

tem has a weak stomach?

tem said...

please do / el pad

Keef said...

blue has lmfao on shuffle today

tem said...

tem doesn't like watching gross things.

it doesn't make me sick. i just don't get it.

grossed out isn't an emotion that i like.

Keef said...

I'm in the mood for a frappachino

Blue said...

"blue has lmfao on shuffle today"

yeah, added them to the pandora mix and it's playing them like every 4 songs now.

Keef said...

lmfao song with lil john called "get outta your mind" is good, too

Keef said...

grossed out isn't an emotion that i like.



You definitely wouldn't want to see the back vidyo*. Dude had a giant pimple looking thing in the middle of his back and they popped it and squeezed it and it looked like vanilla soft serve coming out of it.

Keef said...

must of* been a staph infection or something

Jugdish said...

grossed out isn't an emotion that i like.



wussbag

El Padrino said...

"I axed him today why he moved out here. He said he moved here a few weeks ago for this job. He said moving from NY to here is the best thing he's ever done.

NS"


where is he from, what part of nyc

El Padrino said...

failry obvious if he moved out there for a job he was unemployed here

El Padrino said...

unless he likes making alot less money

did he buy a house out there or something

Keef said...

He always just says that he was in the city

El Padrino said...

befriend him keef

can he spell?
does he like dick jokes?
does he drink every night?
is average height?

Keef said...

did he buy a house out there or something



No, he has an apartment. If I had to guess, I'd say he was maybe 24-25. He just thinks the chicks out here are way hotter.

El Padrino said...

my mother did mention something about "this guy" when your father was "away"


mmmmmmmmmm

Keef said...

He's probably 5'9-5'10

El Padrino said...

"He just thinks the chicks out here are way hotter."

girls look hotter with a tan and less clothes

Keef said...

FACT

El Padrino said...

ok piece we'll pick this up tw

Keef said...

CAN'T WAIT!

tem said...

i would not like the back video.

i wouldn't hate it, but i wouldn't like it.

Keef said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

"@mortreport: Peyton Manning medically cleared to resume NFL career, per sources"

RIP peyton

Pass the Lysol said...

grossed out isn't an emotion that i like.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



I hate gross out humor (ns)

Meiz said...

"unless he likes making alot less money"


Umm, if 80k is "poor" in NY, and 35K is decent in AZ, I'd say Arizona is the play.

Meiz said...

But really, what the fuck is a chicken cutlet?

Meiz said...

Is that a breast filet? Thigh meat?

ToddPacker said...

"Is that a breast filet?"

yes

Jugdish said...

But really, what the fuck is a chicken cutlet?



its a breast filet shared among close friends.

Meiz said...

The Point God is giving the Knickerbockers the blues tonight

Jugdish said...

i need to get an external hard drive

Jugdish said...

i have that game on now

Jugdish said...

D

Jugdish said...

suite

Meiz said...

GODDAMMIT.

I thought I lost my headphones. I fucking found them in a place I've looked mo less than 5 times. I found them in the place I keep all my small electronics accessories. The ziploc bag I keep in my duffel bag. Motherfuck, that was undue stress for a half an hour.

Meiz said...

"i need to get an external hard drive"


Me too. I thought I'd get one for Christmas. Didn't happen. I guess I'll end up buying that myself.

Keef said...

I thought I lost my headphones. I fucking found them in a place I've looked mo less than 5 times. I found them in the place I keep all my small electronics accessories. The ziploc bag I keep in my duffel bag. Motherfuck, that was undue stress for a half an hour.


That woe seems properly proportionate

/mize

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