Friday, February 03, 2012

Super Friday

Gonna be alot of

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA--nnng around here if the Giants lose I imagine.

This Gronkowski ankle is a big deal. The Giants front four, if they can get pressure, oh boy.

My anxiety is already off the charts. I can barely breaf*. Drama.

ITS THE SUPER BOWL!!

I'm making wings. My wings are famous. LMC.

My uncle is making chili. It's the best I erve* had. Shit is competition good.

He makes it every year. People travel from everywhere to have a taste.

I'm gonna eat my cornbread.


McNizzle said Brady is the best ever. but I think he was counting this game as a win cuz he mentioned him tying Montana. O:FP might have just snuck in here.


The Giants lost to the Redskins twice. Twice.

John Parry better not fuck this up.

I may go to the pa----

Nevermind.

Enjoy the game everyone. The Hate Bowl is sure to please.

CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ

Eli face is $8000 to win MVP.


Take the under.

Tails.

National Anthem, under.

Madonna outfits, over.

Can't believe we are still talking about Madonna performing at the Super Bowl halftime show.

Anyway, Woodhead MVP has nice odds.

So does Jacobs.


Remember, Brady gives out Uggs to teammates. Slippers no less. And calls dudes babe.

He also does this during the off-season.






357 comments:

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ToddPacker said...

I'll be rooting for the pats

Beth said...

As much as I don't want to root for a NY team, I want even less to root for the Pats.

So I guess - go Giants?

tem said...

I'm rooting for some sort WWE thing....oh my god is that peyton manning music? The pats are gonna let the colts play. Goodell says he's gonna allow this???? Grudge match brother vs brother. Colts vs giants!

tem said...

Aside from something like that happening or at least a "let them play" chant happening for some reason, I have little interest in the game.

Beth said...

"Aside from something like that happening or at least a "let them play" chant happening for some reason, I have little interest in the game."

Cmtem won't let you watch the game, got it.

Keef said...

As much as I don't want to root for a NY team, I want even less to root for the Pats.


Same here

El Padrino said...

"I'll be rooting for the pats"

we are not on speaking terms as of right now

El Padrino said...

jet fans cant root for brady?

right?

ultimate scenario is Dark Knight rises trailer

El Padrino said...

if jets were vs any NFC east team

el pad would root for jets

El Padrino said...

and el pad HATES the jets

especially THESE jets

El Padrino said...

it's like yankees/phillies

worse case sceanrio, th emet fan has to root for yanks

El Padrino said...

and i use the term root lightly

El Padrino said...

watch it, turn it off when it's over, shoot whiskey, go to sleep

tem said...

"Cmtem won't let you watch the game, got it."

she is a pats fan...or used to be way back in the day.

but she likes eli a lot. so she is rooting for the giants.

cmtem loves football.

El Padrino said...

i love cmtem

El Padrino said...

i think cmk is rooting for the giants too

El Padrino said...

i feel it

Blue said...

uggs slippers are awesome

El Padrino said...

cross over

El Padrino said...

Report: Josh Hamilton Relapsed This Week At Texas-Area Bar

tem said...

her favorite team now is "whoever is playing the Vi-Queens"

tem said...

"Report: Josh Hamilton Relapsed This Week At Texas-Area Bar"

killing a man was bound to cause a relapse.

El Padrino said...

god damn simon wasnts to give beyonce 100 milly to be judge on his show

Blue said...

ball so hard

Blue said...

Pats 37 Giants 10

Blue said...

pats are able to play the "nobody beliebs in us card"

El Padrino said...

they are favored

Blue said...

not by enough

tem said...

pats 46 giants 20.

Blue said...

should be an 11 pt favorite

tem said...

eli 3 INTS.

tem said...

edelman 2 INTs and 1 receiving TD. MVP.

Blue said...

today is blizzard 2012 day

tem said...

DQ blizzard or snow blizzard?

Keef said...

if jets were vs any NFC east team

el pad would root for jets




So LP likes the Jets more than the Giants. Got it.

Keef said...

i think cmk is rooting for the giants too



She probably doesn't even know who's playing

Jugdish said...

So LP likes the Jets more than the Giants. Got it.



funny

El Padrino said...

tell her

then ask her to pick

let me know

El Padrino said...

So LP likes the Jets more than the Giants. Got it.



funny

such an as.

Keef said...

tell her

then ask her to pick

let me know




I just text her

Keef said...

Goddman cmk took today off for bgas.' bday. Bitch

Keef said...

cmk: "i hate both teams...but i hate brady so i would have to go with the giants i guess"

Aitch said...

" pats are going to roll the giants."

Fuck you Tem

Keef said...

We got 2 emails this week saying we could wear jerseys today at work. NY dude comes up to me just now and says "What's the deal with everyone wearing a football jersey?"

Aitch said...

I'm surprised TP is pulling for N.E. being a Jets fan and all.

Keef said...

Paying attention is a NYC staple

Keef said...

H didn't die. Suite

Jugdish said...

We got 2 emails this week saying we could wear jerseys today at work. NY dude comes up to me just now and says "What's the deal with everyone wearing a football jersey?"



he reads his email like Lp reads this blog

tem said...

"Goddman cmk took today off for bgas.' bday. Bitch"

the breadwinner can take days off for special occasions.

since she works for her dad (I think) she probably gets time and a half for bgas.'s birfday.

Aitch said...

Awww did you miss me, Keith? How cute.

tem said...

"" pats are going to roll the giants."

Fuck you Tem"


this is warranted.

when i say a team is going to roll another team they end up losing 99% of the time.

the temjinx is powerful.

just ask carlos condit on sunday. because condit is gonna beat diaz.

in any case, my condolences H for picking your team to win big.

tem said...

"NY dude comes up to me just now and says "What's the deal with everyone wearing a football jersey?""

he reads emails like LP reads comments.

Aitch said...

And as far as your "legitimate woe" comment, I feel like I have been far less woey as of late, tyvm.

tem said...

honest i2i and/or double dragon with jug there, but with a 3 minute delay in comments it ends up being temdrino.

Aitch said...

Also I have no desire to marry Beth.

That's about all I have to say after ketchup.

Keef said...

the breadwinner can take days off for special occasions.



Stings

tem said...

2012 is your year keith.

Keef said...

Awww did you miss me, Keith? How cute.




I figured you were just going to wait until after the Super BowlTM and if the pats won you would come in and be insufferevble

El Padrino said...

cmk: "i hate both teams...but i hate brady so i would have to go with the giants i guess"

told you

tem said...

cmtem makes more than tem.

it does sting.


but she puts more into her 401k than i do, so my take home is more.

Aitch said...

Keith, how much more then* you did cmk make?

Keef said...

And as far as your "legitimate woe" comment, I feel like I have been far less woey as of late, tyvm.



OJ Simpson hasn't kilt* anyone in 17 years, but he's still a murderer

El Padrino said...

the breadwinner can take days off for special occasions.


SNAP

Aitch said...

Also, I owe $1500 in taxes this year.

Mini-woe

Keef said...

2012 is your year keith.



Hope so

Keef said...

Keith, how much more then* you did cmk make?



Like $1500. But that's 1 job vs 2

Aitch said...

I wouldn't have even mentioned it if y'all (that one is for Beth) hadn't been talking taxes.

El Padrino said...

what does cmtem do

Aitch said...

And for whoever said they have trouble with it (I think it was Blue), affect is a verb, effect is a noun.

tem said...

"OJ Simpson hasn't kilt* anyone in 17 years"

you can't prove that...maybe he did.

"but he's still a murderer"

jury says not guilty...

El Padrino said...

"I wouldn't have even mentioned it if y'all (that one is for Beth) hadn't been talking taxes."

yeah sure
you shouldnt owe taxes

Keef said...

I should rephrase it. Health insurance comes out of my checks, so her take home was more.

El Padrino said...

"affect is a verb, effect is a noun."

easy good will hunting

Keef said...

what does cmtem do



Really Anthony? Really?

Keef said...

you shouldnt owe taxes



His whole income is just the tips

Keef said...

jury says not guilty...



So? People aren't wrong?

Aitch said...

Half my income last year was as an independent contractor so it was untaxed. Therefore 1099 and owing money.

Could have been worse if I didn't have the dispatching hours and the last 2 months of the year here to offset some of it.

Keef said...

And as far as your "legitimate woe" comment, I feel like I have been far less woey as of late, tyvm.




That was fun while it lasted

Aitch said...

It was depressing as I was doing them though. I entered all my W2s first and would have got like 2k back, then I entered my 1099 and watched it plummet.

Keef said...

The unitard was first worn by swimmer and actress Annette Kellerman in 1905.

Aitch said...

I might pay a CPA to take a look though. Maybe he can find some deductions that I don't know about.

El Padrino said...

His whole income is just the tips

dont claim it

El Padrino said...

tjokes accounting 101

Keef said...

I might pay a CPA to take a look though. Maybe he can find some deductions that I don't know about.



Should of* knocked up femh

Aitch said...

I'm not really woeing, As. I'm just talking taxes like the rest of you guys did.

Keef said...

Maybe he can find some deductions that I don't know about.



You should really deduct your face

Aitch said...

I knew I was gonna owe. I'm glad it is less this year then* it was last year.

Keef said...

I'm not really woeing, As. I'm just talking taxes like the rest of you guys did.



Aitch said...
Also, I owe $1500 in taxes this year.

Mini-woe

Keef said...

And the only reason you said "mini-woe" is because I made the comment yesterday

Aitch said...

Honest question. When is the last time you got punched in the face?

Keef said...

Nerve. Not everyone is as angry as you

Keef said...

And you know that I'm not near this bad in person

Aitch said...

This is true. You were far more tolerable in person.

Aitch said...

On another note, can you imagine the look on Padrino's face if I actually showed up on his doorstep with a 6 pack?

Aitch said...

This game has me nervous..

Beth said...

Kind of funny.

If NFL team names were honest.

Aitch said...

So most of the experts are picking the Giants, huh?

Aitch said...

Beth needs a new, original picture. Nothing recycled.

Beth said...

Is this profile pic better H? It's new and not recycled.

El Padrino said...

bad sign

Aitch said...

Funny

tem said...

cmtem is a clinical pharmacist

Aitch said...

Seriously though, what is the deal with all the Patriots hate? Is it the spygate stuff or something more? I'm honestly curious.

tem said...

i generally dislike all things related to New England.

I hate Maine. Nobody hates Maine, but me. Fuck Maine. Sitting up there thinking it is the head on some sort of US dragon looking creature. Sell it to canada.

El Padrino said...

"cmtem is a clinical pharmacist"

it's coming back to me now

tem said...

vermont? fuck them too. skinny ass state. just adding to more senators we don't need and probably 3 or 4 congressmen we don't need.

combine maine, connecticut, mass, vermont, delaware and rhode island and just make it one state.

fucking waste my memory cells learning about those states. waste my tax paying money paying for those governments. not every square 100 miles needs to be a state.

tem said...

if spooner street was real i'd say just give rhode island to the griffins.

El Padrino said...

vermont

maple syrup is the shit son

El Padrino said...

fuck maine

tem said...

new york just should be sold to france.

yep france.

so when we get bored we can go kick the french's ass and it won't be a long trip.

Jugdish said...

cmtem makes more than tem.




i would have no issues if fmjug made more than i do now...none.

Jugdish said...

On another note, can you imagine the look on Padrino's face if I actually showed up on his doorstep with a 6 pack?



abs or beer?

Jugdish said...

it's coming back to me now




aitch

tem said...

"On another note, can you imagine the look on Padrino's face if I actually showed up on his doorstep with a 6 pack?

abs or beer?"

LP would have the same look of excitement either way.

Keef said...

Seriously though, what is the deal with all the Patriots hate? Is it the spygate stuff or something more? I'm honestly curious.



It's Boston. Noone likes Boston

Keef said...

combine maine, connecticut, mass, vermont, delaware and rhode island and just make it one state.

fucking waste my memory cells learning about those states




Those aren't states.

/csil

tem said...

NHL tickets are too expensive.

even shitty seats are like $65 a game.

tem said...

i like watching hockey, but not that much.

i go to a hockey game every year, but that is for work.

i've never paid for a ticket. at those prices i never will.

tem said...

HUNGRY

Pass the Lysol said...

oooh, just got my superbowl box numbers; me likey

Gints: 7

Pats: 1



man, it would be sweet if those hit

Pass the Lysol said...
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Keef said...

NHL tickets are too expensive.





Definitely.

Pass the Lysol said...

"the temjinx is powerful."



as is the kod jinx, and I too believe the Pats are going to win comfortably

but maybe they'll cancel each other out

Pass the Lysol said...

Pats 31-17

Pass the Lysol said...

"the breadwinner can take days off for special occasions."



"Stings"


hopefully that was (s) keith; what a great thing to have a spouse making more money. I don't know what it's like, but I sure hope to one day, soon.

Pass the Lysol said...

oof, better be careful what I wish for there.....


there are really awful ways that could happen

Keef said...

hopefully that was (s) keith; what a great thing to have a spouse making more money. I don't know what it's like, but I sure hope to one day, soon.



It was NS only for the fact that mine was with 2 jobs and hers was with one. I wouldn't have a problem if we each just worked 1 job. She's doing really well, I'm proud of her

Pass the Lysol said...

"She's doing really well, I'm proud of her"



that's awesome; it's so hard to get by on a single salary anymore, especially with kids.

El Padrino said...

doesnt she work for her dad?

El Padrino said...

two salaries are a must

shit three is somewhat necessary

Keef said...

doesnt she work for her dad?



Her dad owns it. Cmk runs the business. Her dad works at another job in CA during the week

Keef said...

So yes, she does work for him

Keef said...

When asked what the "over/under" for Kelly Clarkson's Super Bowl National Anthem was, I initially responded, "170 lbs" …



hahahaha

Keef said...

SG jinxed the Pats too. Suite

El Padrino said...

"So yes, she does work for him"

man you even as. yourself

Keef said...

man you even as. yourself



I was beating you to the punch

El Padrino said...

punch yourself

/aitch

El Padrino said...

i'm incredibly nervous

Keef said...

Don't be. It's just the Super BowlTM

Keef said...

Are you betting double or nothing with wHeasel?

Keef said...

cmk is picking me up for lunch today. She's stopping at Sprinkles on the way to get some cupcakes. I hope she grabs one for me.

ToddPacker said...

"I'm surprised TP is pulling for N.E. being a Jets fan and all."

hate the giants more than any other team.... even the pats

ToddPacker said...

"Seriously though, what is the deal with all the Patriots hate? Is it the spygate stuff or something more? I'm honestly curious."

the fact that you don't know adds to the hatred

El Padrino said...

"I hope she grabs one for me."


hello 200 lbs

El Padrino said...

Are you betting double or nothing with wHeasel?

no

Keef said...

hello 200 lbs



You got that right

ToddPacker said...

"NHL tickets are too expensive.





Definitely."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ToddPacker said...

"hello 200 lbs"

sas ep remembered that comment

Keef said...

sas ep remembered that comment



He reads posts but not comments

Keef said...

My mom is going to a George Strait concert tonight. Gross

Keef said...

The National Weather Service issued a winter storm warning starting Thursday evening along the Interstate 25 corridor, including the city of Denver.

Most areas east of the city are under a blizzard warning, as snowfall rates of up to 2 inches per hour were expected.

The warnings will remain in effect into late Friday evening.

Jugdish said...

My mom is going to a George Strait concert tonight. Gross



suite

El Padrino said...

thursday night games week 2-15 now

El Padrino said...

nfl

Keef said...

nice

Keef said...

suite


but really gross

Jugdish said...

but really gross



like your face

Keef said...

like your face



i like my face, too

Jugdish said...

well played

Pass the Lysol said...

"A prison inmate who makes stationery and license plates pulled a fast one on state police by adding the image of a pig to the state decal on their cruisers."


One of the more amusing wastes of taxpayer money

Jugdish said...

Q: If you and Aaron Schatz do another Super Bowl Podcast where you laugh at the Giants chances to win the game again and jinx the Pats I am going to kill you. Yes, I will put on a Mike Myers Mask break into your house while you sleep, wait for you to wake up tilt my head slightly to the right and kill you. I will then attend your funeral and put a Kobe jersey and a tape recorder that plays "this is our Country" on loop for eternity. I will see to it that your daughter grows up and becomes a WNBA player and marries into the Manning family and not even Eli or Peyton but … Archie. I will see to it that your son grows up and becomes a Yankee, Lakers, Colts and Canadiens fan. He will go to Boston College and then go to work for The Justice Department and makes stopping gambling his #1 priority. Lastly I will do something with "the Dooze" and her corpse, not sure what just yet but you won't like it. So in conclusion later today I don't want to hear you and Aaron Schatz talking about how the Pats are going to win easily, reverse jinx the hell of this.
— Edward, Boston




aitch wrote to the sports guy as "edward"

Jugdish said...

SG: Here's the problem with that idea — doesn't every wife already pull a Hochuli 365 days a year? What wife doesn't take five times too long to explain something? How would I know if my wife was pulling a Hochuli or just pulling a My Wife?



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

cmlp does have some pretty long winded comments on FB

Keef said...

There is a guy at HD who is like that. You ask him what time it is and he tells you how a clock works

Jugdish said...

fmjug gives some very detailed explanations to things sometimes, and tends to repeat herself at other times. also I have learned that she doesn't like if i interrupt her to tell her she already said something. I will throw in the occasional "I appreciate the very detailed explanation"

Keef said...

as.

Keef said...

also I have learned that she doesn't like if i interrupt her to tell her she already said something



She should learn that you don't like hearing the same thing twice

tem said...

"cmk is picking me up for lunch today."

earlier this week you said this would never happen.

tem said...

too far and she is too lazy to drive that far...

or something like that.

tem said...

"George Strait concert tonight."

George Strait is awesome.

tem said...

"She should learn that you don't like hearing the same thing twice"

that's what the backhand was invented for.

Keef said...

earlier this week you said this would never happen.



Yeah, I know. It's never happened in the 7 1/2 years I've known her.

Keef said...

if it wasn't bgas' bday, she wouldn't be driving up here

Keef said...

George Strait is awesome.




not

Jugdish said...

I will throw in the occasional "I appreciate the very detailed explanation"



i just got shit for using that line on her too...kind of funny

Keef said...

also I have learned that she doesn't like if i interrupt her to tell her she already said something



So you can't interrupt her and you can't live in your house? Are you allowed to pee without permission?

(s)

Pass the Lysol said...

I've had to get out of my active listening habit with cmkod and work on my attention span issues.



We're polar opposites on how we communicate; I'm a very fast talker, brief, bottom line, often interrupting and expecting interruptions...she, on the other hand, will talk for minutes straight and will get totally thrown and off-track if interrupted

Pass the Lysol said...

"Recruiting is recruiting until they sign," Alvarez said. "If we had somebody who changed their mind and came to us, that's OK.


or, in other words, shut the fuck up Bielema; the first rule of the Big-10 pact is that you don't talk about the Big-10 pact

El Padrino said...

large shrimp

tem said...

"Yeah, I know. It's never happened in the 7 1/2 years I've known her."

cms read this blog. she decided to prove you wrong.

its what woman* do

Jugdish said...

So you can't interrupt her and you can't live in your house? Are you allowed to pee without permission?

(s)



you know

El Padrino said...

i made flied* lice* last night

was very good
but i think i want to get a rice cooker so it can be perfect

my rice is inconsistent

El Padrino said...

and for spanish style rice dishes

El Padrino said...

and basmati rice cuz that is delicious

Jugdish said...

I'm actually 100% fine with selling my house...just not looking forward to the process.

tem said...

Uncle Ben's spanish microwavable rice is terrible.

I tried that shit. It reminded me why I hate the microwave. I tolt* cmtem this is why we don't use the microwave.

She said that the rice sucked, but the reason we don't use the microwave is because i am a ratard.

Jugdish said...

She said that the rice sucked, but the reason we don't use the microwave is because i am a ratard.



she knows

El Padrino said...

cmtem wins

Jugdish said...

some of these are ok, the last one is the best

tem said...

keith hates the last one

Keef said...

my rice is inconsistent



I just cook up some brown rice. When it's done I'll throw it in a skillet with a couple scrambled eggs & some green onions & soy sauce and let that cook for about 15 minutes

Keef said...

It's the same every time

Keef said...

Had Jimmy Johns for lunch today. First time I've had it. Wasn't bad

Pass the Lysol said...

"Had Jimmy Johns for lunch today. First time I've had it. Wasn't bad"

kind of like Milios, but about half as good

Pass the Lysol said...

funny, just saw on wiki that the owners of Milios, JJs and Erberts and Gerberts are all related



makes sense though, all 3 places are pretty similar

Keef said...

kind of like Milios



::Alyssa Milano::

Keef said...

We were going to go to Culver's for lunch but past* the JJ's and figured since neither of us had eaten there we'd try it

Keef said...

fascinating I know

Keef said...

What can i say

Keef said...

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